JesseP

I remember going into sex shops in Amsterdam in the 80's and being mesmerised by the contents of Sex Bizarre and Color Climax. They paved the way for watersports magasines in that era.

Bums are so wonderful, thank you to all the people who keep posting pics

10 hours ago, pop-a-squat said:

Hey guys! I can’t seem to stay away from this website, lol. 
 

I have pissed in my own car dozens of times, my families vehicles, in a limo, on the bus, in Ubers and taxis. I personally don’t believe in holding your pee until you’re physically uncomfortable so whenever I get the urge bad enough to go I just go, wherever I am and no matter who I am with. Peeing is a natural human process. Genitals are natural. 

Welcome back, love your posts

The relief must have felt so good as the pressure subsided. Thank you for sharing with us.

I had a few thoughts about different careers over the years but never plucked up the courage to do anything about it, or wasn't talented enough.

I always wanted to be a rock drummer but can't play an instrument, nor have the timing, to save my life. The idea of being on a stage but not at the forefront would be amazing.

Back when I was younger, I wanted to be a gynecologist. Not from a sexual viewpoint, just because medicine interest me and that part of it is a major part of human life. I am sure after a couple of days of sticking your hands up ladies bits the novelty will have worn off.

A few have mentioned lorry driving. I drive a lot for work and get incredibly frustrated by traffic jams, traffic lights and so on but my driving is to get to a meeting or place of work. If driving was my actual occupation I think I would be a lot more accepting of it.I know one or two lorry drivers and they absolutely love it.

Airline pilot is another one. I wanted to be a fighter pilot but my eyesight isn't good enough but so the back up would be an airline pilot but the training costs are prohibitive.

1 hour ago, Sexismygod said:

Sounds like a great hotel and an even better cleaning lady.  I've always wondered about their perspective on this and I hope (but sadly doubt) that many more share her viewpoint. I have a feeling that this lady may have left a few puddles of her own in various places.

For now, I'm going to keep my own hotel adventures discreet.  That would obviously change given this type of encouragement.   😉

You should share your experiences, I am sure many of us would be interested in reading what you got up to.

Wow @beachmom It sounds like the cleaner was actually encouraging you, and to see your husband's stream must have been so hot.

I am abroad at the moment in a not very tolerant country, I had been out for a couple of beers in the afternoon and was bursting and thought should I take a risk with a hidden pee but decided the risk of arrest was higher so kept it in until I managed to find a public toilet. It was very very tempting to have a semi public though.

Hello and welcome, this is a wonderful forum, very well moderated, so enjoy yourself and have some fun

That sounds like an amazing session, I can't think of how to improve it to be honest.

Wow that is so horny, one of my things still to do is have a lady pee on my lap. I think I might have both wanted to pee a,d probably made a bit of a mess so to speak. Amazing!

What a wonderful relationship, and naughtier the better. Keep at it and let us know how you get on.

I have come to the conclusion you lot are all bonkers!

Me too I guess as I read the whole thread.

Here is my opinion. Toilet paper is designed so it disintegrates down the sewage system and causes minimal blockages. Lades who decide for whatever reason to piss outside are using tissue to wipe with which is far more robust. Also, it will depend on where they go, maybe under cover, maybe in the open, so the disintegration of the tissue will vary according to the location, the make, whether or not as @gldenwetgoose mentioned if is is rolled, folded or whatever.

I have seen tissues which are days and months old.

50 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

You were wearing the wrong trousers.  Jeans - especially light one will show everything and stay visibly wet for quite some time.  If you wear dark blue or even better, black trousers, then it will be no more visible than @Paulypeeps ‘s skirt.

Yeah, I know I was wearing the wrong trousers but we had just gone out for a drink, then she wanted me to piss in them so it wasn't planned in advance. Plus she liked watching the colour change as I pissed.

54 minutes ago, Paulypeeps said:

Not so hard with a little planning:-

1. Wear a black skirt (spandex/elastane etc. is best, but polyester is fine too).
2. Find a pub with a nicely upholstered seat with dark or heavily patterned fabric. Banquette seating along the wall and in the corners often has lovely absorbent expanses of cushion.
3. Sit down with a long drink, and a moderately full bladder (nice to have a couple of cups of tea before going to the pub!)
4. Don't wait. You know you will be wetting yourself. Before you get to the desperate stage when you will be letting the whole pub know that you need to pee it is time to let out that first little spurt of pee. Take a sip of your drink and at the same time let out that first little spurt of pee to just get your skirt and the seat nicely moist. Just ten, or fifteen seconds should be enough, and a little longer will not hurt. Just do enough that you can feel that you are wet, it takes a little more than you might think!
5. Now you have already wet yourself. While you are chatting with your friends it is time to pee again - no point at all in holding back, the damage has been done - you are wet and the seat is wet, there is no going back now so you might as well enjoy it fully. This time just relax completely and let it all go. Don't worry, the seat has already been pre-moistened so it will take everything you can offer. Just relax completely and while you are chatting let it all go until you are empty. Don't think about stopping at all, just let it come as it wants. As the warmth builds enjoy the feeling as it caresses your bottom, cocooning you in warmth.
6. Drink plenty! Long soft drinks are best, you need four pints to make the most of a whole evening. Don't worry - the seat will take it easily.
7. As soon as you feel that next little tingle in your bladder it is time to pee again. Just relax and let it come and keep going until you are empty. Enjoy the luxury of the convenience of just peeing in your seat. Think of all that time you are saving not going to the Ladies, and of all that conversation you would have missed.
8. Keep drinking, and keep peeing. Both are very enjoyable activities while you are sitting in the pub.
9. Unfortunately it will eventually be time to leave. About fifteen minutes before you go it is time for a last pee, and time to squeeze out everything from your bladder for a last seat warming. Enjoy it!
10. When you leave just get up and go. No need to look for any wet patch, as there won't be one to see! Just make sure that no one gets to touch your skirt, unless it is a very special friend of course...

Have fun!

That is an amazing description of a fun evening. I would love to be in your company when you were doing that.

I would like to do the same but a bit more difficult as a guy, as I found out once when a lady friend wanted me to piss my jeans in the pub. I only let out a little dribble but it was so obvious I had to remain seated until the wet patch dried.

45+ here I can hold on for a long long time but is a wonderful feeling when I let go

On 12/24/2021 at 12:08 AM, Bacardi said:

Just this one and Misterpoll! Been orgasming over the content on MP since I was a teenager 😛

There is some great stuff in Misterpoll but searching it is a pain, I click on various profiles and hope to find interesting stories from the links. LouiseP is amazing.

A very Merry Christmas to everyone on here, another strange year but let's hope 2022 bring some fun to us all.

Thank you to all the contributors, both male and female there are some wonderful posters.

And a special thank you to the moderators you help make the forum what it is.

I am very visual, so the sound doesn't do anything for me unless I can also see that is happening. Listening behind a closed door, to me and I accept others have very different interests which is fine, has no real interest.

At the end of the day each to their own, and this interest encompasses a whole load of variety and long may it carry on.

My favourite is to sit on a few towels, piss and straight into the washing machine.

I also have bed protectors and use them occasionally but towels are my favourite.

I like to sit on one and piss into it, but nice view

I wonder if she usually uses the bowl to save the flight of stairs and the risk of the bathroom being in use when she gets there.

I would have been tempted to ask 🙂

You should make sure your bladder is full next time you visit and see what happens.

Wonderful, love the view and the steam

Hi and welcome.

UK here as well, there are a few of us.