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SVN

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  1. I'll come to and ruin your fucking clothes bro
  2. Please invite me! U know I will not dissapoint! But better know that your whole house is gonna get trashed by me and my friends! We'll be pissing in your kitchen en soaking all of your food, drinks and ingredients! Bon apetit!
  3. We'll just walk in, casually, and ruin his whole fucking house. Break the windows, make a mess in every room and trow our beer cans everywhere. We'll piss on his couch, in his kitchen, on the walls, on the floors... The house would be trashed and will reek afterwards.
  4. Yeah I don't fucking care. If it's convenient for me to piss there I'll just go ahead and do it. Maybe I'll laugh at you or I'll just say 'Yo bro' and keep on pissing. Lol. And I know you'll like it.
  5. Ur right bro, it's always fun to do somethingg like that. Another thing that I like is hosing down the mirrors and the sinks... Oh, and don't forget the toilet papier. The next person will surely be fucked haha! Or they will add to it.
  6. Same. I just don't piss in the urinal. I piss everywhere else. Just whip it out and mark everything! Boys piss where they want.
  7. Another fictional story: this one is written by AI. Share your thoughts and let me know if you find it hot or not. If it's not hot enough, next time I'll use less AI and write more myself. The story includes male piss vandalism. So, Tommy, Jack and Rafe are three 18-year-old friends from high school who got themselves a 17-year-old friend named Jona. They have a pisskink since they are young. Every time one of them has to piss, he pisses in a bottle. It all started when Tommy forgot the bottle at Jack's house, so they saw that he is pissing in it. They were like, "ew, why are
  8. I would be more than happy to come around and just whip my cock nd balls out and piss on your door and walls and windows. If you open the door when I'm taking a piss, I'll just hose you down bro. You'r gonna get wet! The smell of all the piss of my and other jocks will be so fucking bad.
  9. I second this idea! Don't give a fuck and piss where you want. They'll clean it up lol.
  10. I think I should absolutely try this! Just hooking up with a nice guy who has a 'I don't give a damn fuck' attitude. We would fuck on his sofa and we would cum just there. Then, in the morning, before he wakes up, I would just get up and piss on his wall! I would want to know his reaction. He'll probably fucking join me and stain that wall together. Damn, I really want to this. How are y'all so brave?
  11. This is actually so hot! I gotta try the pissing in the pool thing.
  12. Yeah, you go brooooo!! The public world is our fucking urinal. Alpha men piss where ever the fuck they want.
  13. Mine? Yesssss, It almost covered the whole floor. Needed to to step back to not get it on my shoes. Next time I'll also soak the buttons hehehe.
  14. How hot would it be to fucking piss in a lift made of fucking glass???!!! Imma really gonna try this one bro. Anyone else? And yeah, I pissed in a lift once. It was out of order (I think, because it didn't move and the lights were off) but the doors were open. So I headed in and pissed. I hope and underpaid worker had to clean it. Does anyone else love this? #alphamale #alphapissing hahaha!
  15. I can confirm this is true! @Kevin, you're fucking good at doing the RP. Love it! I can imagine the piss dripping down his soaked, stinking stuff. The thought of me and my bros just hosing down his entire house is hot af.
  16. Fictional story The other day, I was just hanging out with some friends, we were all sitting on a fallen tree in a local park. Just talking, laughing and drinking some beer (in some places in Europe, it is legal to drink when you'r 16+). There were four of us: me (Tommy), Jack, Rafe and Jona. We drank beer after beer and it was getting quite late. The sun was setting, when Jack needed to piss. JACK: "Bros, I really gotta go piss. Please tell me I'm not the only one. We've been drinking a lot the last hour." JONA: "Yeah, i gotta piss too." Rafe and I nodded as well. The beers seemed
  17. I once needed to pee when I was at school and I couldn't hold it much longer. So I got into a toilet stall and marked the walls with my yellow piss!!!!! Still love doing that over and over again! It still reeks there.
  18. Pissing on cars is one of my favorites! Love the fact of marking a nicely washed car hehehe.
  19. Of course include the groceries! 😉
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