(This story [story makes it sound fiction it really happened I just don't know what to call it other than a story, lol] gets a bit dirty so only read if you're into that [wetting, pissing, & masturbation])
It was my first time going to a beach.
I'm a over 6 foot tall red headed guy [fill in the rest of the details to your taste ; ) ] I didn't intend to be swimming so I was wearing a speckled pink T-Shirt & some long khaki pants [and some gray boxer underwear]
I'm standing on the beach, rather impressed with the whole earth thing, I wadded into the sea up to my ankles (with