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I went on a ski weekend trip in college with a bunch of guys in a rented van. It was about a 4 hour trip and I thought they would be stopping for breakfast, but they didn't. My morning travel mug of coffee caught up to me and I had to beg to pull over because my bladder was about to burst.I hopped out and peed at the guardrail of the road over the edge of a very steep forest hillside. The guys in the van had a great side view of my cock and the pee stream. At first they were all laughing and joking about needing to stop for me to pee. After my big arching stream passed about 40 seconds, then they were cheering me on, out the open door of the van for the stream to coninue. I think my stream lasted a total of 50-55 seconds going with a 5 foot (1.5 m) arch the whole time. I was almost shaking getting back into the van from that relief.

Any places with tile floors? - Flood them with a big golden puddle.

Rubber-backed bath mat - You can get the carpet sound and just wash it when ready to clean it.

Off the bed into a laundry basket with clothes to absorb the pee.

Do you have a dishwasher or washing machine?  😉

1 minute ago, Riley said:

For the first time in a while I'm going to be in a place without roommates, and I'm excited for probably the wrong reasons but I've started trying to think of things I could do obviously without causing any damage to the place and leaving it in perfect condition for the next tenant. I really want to get my security deposit back🥲

I again really don't want to do anything that would have any chance of hurting or causing any temporary or permanent damage to anything. 

Anyone have any ideas of things? Anything I can initially think of wouldn't follow the criteria of causing zero damage to anything and most things that are made to hold liquids are in the bathroom anyway😮‍💨

Congratulations on the new place.

Obviously, sinks, showers, bathtubs are a good start!

3 hours ago, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

Good happy news to report to y’all!!!

My mother and I are both having girls I found out yesterday and my mom 2 months ago. I will start sharing some pee stories very soon so stay tuned. 

Congratulations! I for one would enjoy hearing your pee stories or any other stories about your pregnancy (and related changes).

On 8/7/2023 at 7:15 AM, vivi54 said:

I've always been kinda interested in taking up urbexing as a hobby, but sadly never lived anywhere with many abandoned places...

But the ones I have been to I've also peed in

 

@vivi54 Did you pee in them for fun (to be naughty) or due to a full bladder?  I do for both reasons!

I really enjoy using sinks, showers, bathtubs, concrete floors, high places, interesting machinery, etc. I assume it would be fun for women, just like us guys, to pee in many new places or positions without worrying about making a mess (or at least cleaning the mess). Maybe even more fun. 😀

I once went into an very old, abandoned public bath from the late 1800's before it was torn down and really hosed down the changing rooms, bath tubs, fountains, etc. I could tell by the stains and smell that I sure wasn't the first.

16 hours ago, Great Horned Owl said:

Cabin is 6 rooms with 2 bathrooms. This is my mountain home not the home I write from on Puget Sound. Yes, I can hear and see everything and my radar is always on high for pee. No evidence of pee outside. She was cleaning toilets with the door open so no chance. She held it. Probably too shy to piss at my house. I have the girls up here for the holiday weekend so good pee coming.

Horney Old Owl

I agree that she was probably too shy being your employee and you were male. It is considered impolite to use the toilet at a house where you are working. I bet her bladder was screaming for a pee. You should have offered the restroom to her saying something like, "Do you need the toilet/bathroom before heading back home?" I would have. That would have been more likely to put her at ease.

4 hours ago, Carb0nBased said:

I know you said it was awkward, but were you at least a bit curious/excited as well?

Not excited really, because she was my aunt, and I was concerned that if I didn't help her well, it would be reported back to my mother.

I have been enbarassed not peeing myself, but helping another family member. When I was in college, I had an aunt who was not much older than myself, that lived nearby that had a broken leg from an auto accident and it rapidly became infected. While recovering at first she was not supposed to get out of bed or a reclining chair, so I went by first thing in the morning and again at night and helped her with the bedpan (my mother visited her for help with #2 during the middle of the day, while I was at class).

It was embarassing because her vulva was not well covered by her nightgown and she didn't seem to care, if it was partially exposed during normal conversation.  She was also always bursting in the morning and I had to help her onto the bedpan to try make sure she was properly oriented staring right at the very hairy vulva and not knowing exactly how a woman's stream would go in that position. Then she would start her loud stream before I could even leave the room - every time. When she was done, I had to remove the full pan and clean it, which was easy, since it was just pee (but a lot of it).

I feel it was embarassing, because she did not try to be modest at all and seeing a woman's vulva in a non-sexual situation was strange to me. Luckily after a few weeks she got a better walking cast and could walk on her own.

1 hour ago, ABBYPEEGODDESS said:

It is. To answer the main question yes I pee the trash can when I sit down for #2 since unusually stream 

??? Do you mean that you hold the trash can and pee into it while seated for #2 on a toilet?

7 hours ago, Pristila_GezelQ said:

I was walking on a secluded urban road near to a railway, today was a warm day. After minutes, the air began to smell as fresh piss at first soft but then the smell was quite strong penetrating. I found an urinal alley. 

These puddles are from a male or a women? I think that it made by a horse because the puddles are enormous. A big bladder.

I want to pee there but I don't know how do that.... 

 

Those appear to be multiple puddles from multiple people. I don't believe they were made by a horse, but could be multiple people peeing in the same spot making a combined puddle.  If you want to compare your own puddle, you may try peeing there or in a similar spot and comparing your puddle with others.

Please report back on your findings.

My GF only pees in front of me when absolutely necessary. She just isn't into pee play and only does pees openly when no private what is availble.

7 hours ago, Kirby23 said:

I didn't mention in my post above, but my wife IS NOT into BJs. She thinks it's disgusting, and it triggers her gag reflex. So, unfortunately, I haven't had one in 15+ years 😪.

I definitely miss it.

I feel with you! I have trouble remembering my last one, even though I routinely go down on her. (Mmmmm! I really enjoy pleasuring a woman though oral stimulation).

Sure, I enjoy sex more than BJs, but I rarely get sex either.

Black and White Caulk

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/GZbJboT-K44

4 hours ago, swekiss said:

Mostly due to it being not that common for women to stand so it would cause more attention even if a skirt/dress covered my ass just as much as a guys pants would his. Plus society says women need privacy blah blah, so to follow the norm I do it even though it's impractical. So yeah. At least alley/behind a dumpster/bush/something that makes me not easily visible.

Do what you need to do! Go off to the side for some privacy, stand, and empty your bladder. Ignore society's expectations for women.

3 hours ago, Mary Moon said:

Guys who are a bit feminine in their features and physique really drive me crazy 

That is a big cock for being "feminine"!

8 minutes ago, likesToLick said:

anyone here old enough to remember Iron Butterfly

 

A few great songs, but I am not old enough to say that I remember it.

59 minutes ago, Mary Moon said:

maybe they get an erection when they see you

^^^^^ This ^^^^^^^  Not ashamed, but having a full bladder and then joining a woman peeing would be instant erection.

I realized that I started this thread, but didn't post about myself.

My long-term GF is not into pee stuff at all. She views peeing as utilitarian and she is private about it, not sexual. She knows (a little) that I am into it and lets me do my own thing.

Our sex needs are very unmatched. We only have sexual contact together about once a month, but I really want some sort of sexual relief 3-4 times a week. If not, I am nearly sporting an erection at every attractive woman I see.

Trust me, if you want to get a man a gift, give him a BJ, no need for messing with shopping or picking the right size.

4 hours ago, M.Vixen said:

I travel a lot for work (by train, mostly) and I often see men working outside. My country has fairly strict regulations about one or more porta-loo’s being at every site from what it seems but I can’t imagine men really using those to pee when there is another somewhat secluded spot nearby. I hardly ever see men going where they shouldn’t though so I wonder if maybe employers (try to) enforce rules on it or maybe I’m just unlucky.. lol. 

I try to avoid them at any costs, except for #2 or peeing when women coworkers are around. I can usually hold my bladder until lunch break and then until I get home or somewhere with a working flush toilet.

If there are female coworkers around during break time, I sometimes pee super hard against the urinal (if equipped) that is attached to the wall, because I know everyone outside can hear the piss stream make a roaring sound. LOL

6 hours ago, swekiss said:

Got my drivers license two days ago, celebrated it by going for a short drive by my self to get champagne. As to my plan of "if I get it and get to go by my self" I made sure I had to pee at least a little just so I could stand by the car and pee 🤭 It was outside a second hand store, luckily noone drove in just at that moment cause then they would have seen everything. It was a lovely feeling and my aim (pun very much intended 🫠) is to need to pee again today as I'm going for my first ever meeting with a friend driving there. Hopefully it will work.

Wow, that is serious splatter.

2 hours ago, swekiss said:

I got my chance. Found a good corner outside a sunday closed  workshop. Wasn't bursting, but enough to have a need to pee. Felt so good and a little risky cause of possible cars passing behind or people walking dogs etc. That however also made it a turn on 😇 Here is the aftermath..

Nice big and foamy puddle.

20 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I'll either sit on the edge or squat in the tub. I think I prefer to squat. 

@Bacardi when sitting on the edge, do face into the tub or just hang your backside over the edge while facing away from the tub?

Sometimes I want to piss and don't want to aim at all, so I pull my cock out and slide the shower curtain back and just hose the far wall of the shower.  When done, a quick spray and its clean.

Anyone else, or if you are female and pee seated, anyone just sit on the edge and pee?

5 hours ago, Roughneck said:

Off the deck back porch many times. No neighbors nearby never a worry. Kinky and satisfying if you get my drift.

That was always my goal in owning a big enough piece of land - That I can walk outside and pee off my back porch/deck anytime without worrying about my neighbors seeing.

Just curious if members are getting their physical sexual needs met or still desire more? (I am talking with a partner, not meeting them 'yourself').

Meaning, if you have a partner, with that partner.

Or, if you are single, then with non-longterm partners.