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As a teenager, I worked at Walmart in the garden center. This was in the late 80’s. I mainly worked outside with the plants and potting soil bags and stuff. A coworker named Ann Marie worked as a cashier most of the time on the inside part of garden center. She was a couple years older than me and attended the junior college. I think she was a natural red head, but maybe she died it that way. I was still in high school and felt out of her league. One evening she was complaining about how far the bathroom was (it was located in the very back of the store, and we were in front/side).

A middle aged, nice looking brunette gives a blow job to a teen boy while squatting and pissing on the hotel carpet. She then grinds her hairy muff on the boys face to orgasm.

I love naughty peeing genre. And really love the rare pics and stories from ladies having a naughty pee before the technology age (no smart phones, no cctv, etc). I realized this when I came across an online friend that told me his wife used to regularly pee in inappropriate places any chance she got. They got divorced in 1988, and had been married 17 years. So, I put together that this activity was mostly in the 80’s and 70’s. He said she never used the toilet in their hotel rooms, but always on the carpet or furniture. And she used to think it was funny to fill up the ice bu

I work in Texas, and about 6 months ago my work moved me into a portable building (double wide) that has 8 offices, a small kitchen area, and 2 bathrooms (one for each sex). I was able to select my office location first, and naturally chose the one directly across from the women’s bathroom 😉. There are 3 women who work there, and thanks to the paper thin walls that are inherent to portable buildings, and no fan/vent in the bathroom, it is amazing how clear I can hear the goings on inside the bathroom just from my office. So much so, that I’ve learned the bathroom habits of each lad

I’m a straight male, but I imagine what it would be like to be gay / lesbian who have a pee fetish like me and going to public bathrooms. I can only relate it to what I would feel if I went to a public women’s bathroom and hearing women pissing in stalls next to me. It would make me soooo horny every time I went to a public bathroom. Hard to imagine. I mean, at work and knowing a coworker and then hearing her piss next to me would push me almost over the edge 🤣. And are there women’s bathrooms that do not have stalls, but more than one toilet? Where you could actually see a lady hav

Major update. So my wife discovered accidentally my files that I stored my naughty pee vids and pics. She waited until after we were done having sex one night, went to the to toilet to pee as usual, and then and told me that she had seen my files while I was there in the bathroom with her. To my surprise she wasn’t angry, but said she didn’t understand why I liked that. I told her I didn’t know why either. She then asked if I wanted to watch her pee, and I of course said yes, even if feeling a bit guilty. She spread her thighs a bit and I watched as she urinated. My after-sex limp dic

An old high school buddy came to town recently, and we made a point of meeting up at a nearby pub to catch up, as we hadn’t talked in decades. We talked for a long time on many old topics. I knew he got married to Dee Ann (we all called her Dee) a couple of years after high school (in the early 90’s) so I asked him how she was doing. He quickly let me know that they got divorced after 5 years for a lot of reasons, but mainly that she was nuts. This piqued my interest because I knew her a bit, because she worked as a cashier at our grocery store and I was a stocker. So, I asked what do yo

me too Bacardi !!! me too!

No video. Wife would never allow and I don't want to spy vid. Have you masturbated or peed while talking on the phone to a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if gay), and they have no idea that you're doing it?

Since I'm not a girl, I can't answer the last question asked, therefore I'll answer the sexual bucket list question: I would love to go to a hotel with my wife, drink as many beers as we could at the hotel bar, then go to our room and have her give me a blow job while squatting down beside the bed and emptying her bladder on the carpet. (by the way, I've come close to this, in that she has given me a bj while tinkling on the toilet). OK, question for the next person: what is an activity or action (besides peeing) that when you see another person do it, it makes you horny?

OK. When you've been fucking or bating, and it's time to have that orgasm (or for you women, multiple orgasms), what are the usual thoughts that you pull out that push you over the edge? For me, if I want to get to that orgasm, I just think about the sound and sight of my woman pissing, and that gets me there pretty quick. Sometimes, just remembering the hissing sound she makes while peeing, and having my dick right at the point where the hissing is coming from, well, that gets me everytime. Curious to what others use for the money shot?

The scene of the woman pissing all over the body of the dead man I’ve always found weirdly arousing. Since I’m into female being dominant, it is no surprise. And the way they killed the man just before that scene was so cruel, and then her just peeing on him in intense pleasure was almost too much for me. Just a movie, but it sure pushed the boundaries.

@MissAutumn I just have to say I have masturbated multiple times watching you pee on hotel carpets. Your husband is a lucky man. Thank you for sharing!

Pee in a potted plant, if you have one. Otherwise, pee into your dirty laundry pile or hamper. The clothes will get washed anyway, so why not? Let me know what you ended up doing, I would love to know I had input into the naughty pee of a nice lady like yourself!!

OK, so some updates: 1. We were getting ready for sex, and the wife was half-drunk and horny. We were making out in the bathroom when she stopped to go pee. While she was sitting on the toilet, I walked over to her and put my penis close to her. She had just started peeing, and she grinned and took my dick into her mouth. The feeling of her hot tongue on the tip of my penis while she urinated was so exciting. I almost even considered cumming but held off (I've never never ejaculated into my wife's mouth - as she has already made it clear it would gross her out and she's not intere