pguy2981

On 9/21/2023 at 4:50 PM, Bacardi said:

Almost all the peefans men I talk to on here cycle. Lol. I hope you get a lot of responses.

Is oysterman about to get even thiccer thighs by cycling 🥹

I wonder what the relationship between cycling and pee is. How many women are into cycling and aspects of water-sports at the same time? Maybe you're into one but not the other. I'm so curious now lol

This is such a hard question right now considering that I really don't know myself anymore. I mean... I don't think I ever really did, but I used to be way happier. What really makes me any semblance of happy is cycling. I love cycling like people love running. I am genuinely in a much better mood when I get on a bike and go. It's a little hard to do now since I don't have a good road bike. I have a good Turin Super Willy CX frame with 700x33mm tires, but it doesn't challenge my legs, so every time I get on an actual road bike, I feel like I'm riding for the first time and my legs are screaming. My GoFundMe for a  Cannondale SystemSix will be up soon lol.

But if you ask me what I most value in life, it's building things. It's seeing a project through, start to finish, and having it work perfectly in-line with your vision. This is unfortunately not what I get to do every single day. I try my best on the weekends but alas, chores and errands often get in the way. Gotta keep a clean house and just try to re-balance life on the weekends, so I don't have too much time. I think one of the things I struggle with the most is the balance between getting a project to work and debugging a project when it doesn't. I high-key get really anxious when my project doesn't work (does anyone like...poop a lot when they get anxious?). It drives my brain to go in a million different directions, I get frustrated, inner rage, quit. come back to the project, repeat process until I finish it. I remember getting really into building this one rocket. I took up some space in the basement, a small desk and just went to work. I was young so I had the luxury of time, it took me about two days to build, hardly looking at the directions. I loved the feeling of not feeling like I had somewhere to be, something to do, something to manage, and not running out of time in the day to do things. It worked the first try and I lost it in the sky. I was really happy about it working, like REALLY happy. That feeling is really hard to come by, since it feels like I have the weight of keeping my life together on my shoulders 24/7. Over the years, so much happened, so many failures and so few successes, so many set backs, I kinda just lost track of who I was and what made me happy. I don't truly know if what I wrote down here makes me truly happy anymore. Maybe I don't try hard enough to be happy...idk. But to sum it up, I guess I love building things and solving problems. It's a value that I wish carried me further in life, but shit happens I guess...

Y'all need to teach me your ways. Happy hacktober lol

Can we get a code explanation though? I would love a detailed overview of each piece of the original code since I don't code in...JavaScript right?

I haven't tried that on someone yet

11 hours ago, LeatherGrrl said:

I think it really comes down to consequences, total freedom might jeopardise a relationship

Yeah relationships in my experience always came at the cost of total free will and, while I get it, it's become increasingly clear to me that its not for me. That's something I wish was more normalized (choosing your autonomy for happiness), but people all over the planet will tell you how deeply broken you are for not doing the normal human thing.

I don't (At this point I'm very much done with anything remotely dealing with customers), but what do you do when you see something/someone? Do you just watch?

12 hours ago, LeatherGrrl said:

I have been with 2 partners, 1 was into it and the other was not. 
during both relationships I would pee around other people (both men and women) some were friends and others were strangers.

I think that if you are purposely trying to invite someone into something private while you have a partner then I would consider that cheating. There has been numerous times where people have seen the aftermath or heard me, but that is all circumstance. A few times someone has accidentally seen a private area or vice versa and that is when the lines gets blurred, it’s one of the reasons why I’m single now.

You're single because someone saw everything private or vice versa, or because you want to be able to do what you like without consequence?
 

What do you ride? Tell me, how your training is coming along. Do you prefer the pain of the climb or the relaxation of the descent? What brands do you prefer, and what are the specs on your bike. Do you race or just ride for fun and relaxation?

Unrelated but @Bacardi I drank a cup and a half of watermelon lemonade that I made and now I'm pissing like crazy. Just pissed behind the nightstand too. Hoping no one finds the wet spot lol.

On 9/17/2023 at 6:28 AM, Bacardi said:

I would take a video of that if I wasn't locked out of my other account, Oysterman 😭😭

Well this certainly explains the deafening silence of my inbox lol

Literally this morning against a tree in my yard in full view of my neighbors.

Oh gosh I would never risk pissing inside if they're neat and organized. When I meet people in that category, I assume that they care a lot about their home to the point that they will go to great lengths to protect its resale value. At that point, I assume they have hidden cameras so I don't risk doing naughty stuff under that kind of roof. Though, if you know for a fact they aren't the type to bug their own home, I would be discreet and wear a short skirt or sundress with no panties and just pee anywhere on a non-carpeted surface. Save up and let out a couple spurts here and there. Piss on everything but a little bit at a time.

12 minutes ago, Kirby23 said:

Nerdy Faery!

Damn I forgot about her. Adding her to the list.

Oh and lets not forget peachyypoppy and LizRaw.

1 hour ago, Bacardi said:

You literally sent me a video of you peeing on your wall and carpet lol. Nothing is better than going on a piss date with a man who pees anywhere 😭

If only you could see the pisses that are alcohol fueled. Those are really enjoyable, so much so that I start moaning a little.

11 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Do other members count? If so@WateryMoose and @pguy2981 have my whole entire heart when it comes to pee porn.

I feel loved 🙂 @Bacardi is definitely my #1 on a date, especially one that involves naughty peeing 😉

Date? Idk I really hate the dating world. But if I absolutely had to...

1.) That girl that sprays her piss from the toilet to the floor and gets giggly about it. I think her name was Taylor

2.) lavenderrane from pornhub.com (I think I spelt that wrong)

3.) Swishersweetie seems like fun

On 8/25/2023 at 8:01 AM, Bacardi said:

Sounds like something I'd like to try at least once in my life.

I can remember being younger at a water party at church and being covered head to toe in water. The adults wouldn't let me in the building to pee. I really didn't know what to do so I went into the woods and just wet my pants so no one would see me. I remember it being really peaceful and quiet even tho i was by myself. My little brain told me I guess that no one would be able to tell I had wet my pants and the pee would just dry along with the water when we were done lol. 

I'd imagine it would be the same if I were soaking wet with rain 😊 

My ex did something along those lines, but right in front of me. It was a torrential downpour and we got really wet. I pointed out the porter potty but she opted for her pants since they were already wet. The sheer quickness of her decision to piss right there and then as an audible AND visible stream erupting from her shorts turned me on in ways I never thought possible at the time. It was so obvious she was pissing right there because she made a face to top it all off lol

I, for one, would love to hear any stories you have (especially about the frat party golden shower). But if you want to do something really naughty, I would sneakily piss on a friends couch, in the car, or on the carpet somewhere they wouldn't find it. I've never done stuff like that myself but I've always wanted to see someone make the attempt.

I really wish I could agree with you but I would have to be naked to do so. I think I would enjoy a rainy day beach pee if it were me and someone else naked and just letting loose on the sand or in the ocean. I hate the feeling of my clothes being wet. Otherwise, yeah...but the opportunity rarely ever presents itself.

It was a couple times for me. I had this friend I would pee in front of all the time. We would find a bush or a patch of woods and just let loose. Another time was a game of hide and seek. I didn't get a chance to pee before the game, so I took the opportunity of isolation to run somewhere, pull my shorts up past my underwear and let go out the side. Unfortunately, I remember being caught just as I let go, quickly adjusted myself but not before peeing in my shorts.

4 hours ago, Bacardi said:

I think the wettest I've ever gotten was when I came listening to my foreign friend's voice. I have a raging voice and language kink so listening to him talk to me along watching porn really pushed me over the edge. I came so hard my pajama pants were wet and so were my bed sheets 😫 

Everyone: Please send me clips of your voice lol.

Never! I hate the sound of my voice and idc how many people tell me different

My wife is more so on the asexual side than me. 10 years ago I would have told you no, but now as I have grown (and so has my libido proportionally), I would leave that person. My wife has issues with her hormones, which throws her libido and her ability to have sex comfortably just completely out of whack. I don't blame her for it, but we haven't decent sex in almost a year now. When we were younger, we were on each other like animals and I miss that as I am still young and arguably more comfortable with sex now than I have ever been. I want the ability to be myself with someone, even if that context doesn't include a relationship. If I were you, I would put the idea of having an open relationship discussion on the table. Nothing has stopped me from caring about my wife, but I also really like sex. I don't NEED it by any means, but I like having it and I like having it with people who actively want it.

8 hours ago, kinkypie said:

hmm... theres jst so many!! i love laying on my side n peeing while i cuddle my body pillow :3 if im jst sitting in bed not planning on sleeping i like to position my legs so i can pee on my feet. when im on my tummy i keep my legs together so it pools between thm n then i let my top sheet absorb it to be fully enveloped in warmth!! i also like using my sheet or blankets to wipe after bc it feels extra naughty, but also super nonchalant like to use ur bed as a toilet is totally normal n routine ^_^

This sounds wholesome. Glad you enjoy it, but I couldn't do that myself. While I love certain aspects of pee, what I can't enjoy is replacing a ridiculously expensive mattress. It was more fun when I was 17 and did so much on top of that mattress that I didn't care what happened to it! My ex had to piss one time, straddled me and unleashed a long torrent of piss (in broad daylight with all members of my family wandering the house). I laid there so turned on, what I'd give for that again.

HI, you're in good company here. What's your favorite position to piss on your mattress in?