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There are so many reasons to wet the bed which makes it so irresistible:-
1. Being surrounded by the warmth. When I have just peed in bed I am cocooned in the warm wetness. This feels really nice.
2. The convenience. It is so much more convenient to just pee in bed and let it all soak away in to the mattress rather than get up and use the toilet, or even get up and pee on the floor!
3. Feeling the warmth trickling over my thighs or spraying warm pee on to my feet feels so delicious.
4. Going to bed tired, and thinking that just a little pee won't hurt. A little pee won't hurt, but it is just impossible to resist doing another one that won't hurt either. In the end my bladder is always completely empty as I try and squeeze out a last pee.
5. It is morning, if I pee in bed I won't have to get up just yet, I can lie here for another couple of hours.
6. I already wet the bed yesterday so I might just as well do it again.
7. I have gone to bed fully dressed after clubbing (can't be bothered to undress at 06:00) so I might as well just pee in my clothes again like I did in the club but while lying in bed since my clothes will soak up a lot of the pee.
Once you have wet your bed deliberately once it is very hard not to do it again
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I'm pretty much in the 'If I can get away with it then it is O.K.' camp.
I will generally not pee anywhere that will cause damage or inconvenience. I wet myself because it is more convenient than using a toilet so I always avoid peeing anywhere that will require me to clean it up.
I am fine with peeing on carpet or upholstery because it will soak away and eventually dry, but I try and avoid peeing where someone is likely to sit straight away, but if I cannot stand and pee because it will make a puddle and someone will get upset I will sit and pee on a chair instead - society prefers this!
The way I look at it - if I were to sit on a wet seat would I be upset? No quite the reverse, I would just warm it up with some pee. Several times I have sat on a seat in the pub where it appears that someone has spilled a drink, and have just sat and wet myself straight away.
When buying new clothes I try them on in the fitting room of course, and I always test them by doing a wee in the fitting room. I have not yet had a failure since I select carefully, but if I found a garment that I could not stand and pee in I would of course not buy it.
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For me I like to see the nonchalant. I like to see the trickles of pee running down her legs from under her skirt while she is doing something and just happens to be peeing at the same time.
Which pose do I like to do? Well I guess it has to be dancing on the podium in the club, and just peeing at the same time.
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I always wear a skirt, and never wear panties. While I could move my skirt out of the way, it really feels like cheating to do it. I much prefer the sense of freedom I get from just peeing through my skirt. I guess it is similar to some people who have tried wearing nappies - wearing a nappy to them feels like cheating so they prefer to wet without.
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4 minutes ago, KylieRobidoux said:
I hadn’t thought of that idea, I like it. It’s dark, I usually drink lots of soda and have to pee, I’d love to just let it out there…maybe I’ll try that soon.
It is a great place to start public wetting. Just wear black, go to the last house towards the end of a run, and remember to tip up the seat when you leave. No one will notice because you are wearing black, and the seat will be dry again before anyone else sits there.
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The cinema is a nice place to pee. I always pee in the seat where I am sitting when I go to the cinema. It is nice to relax and let my pee soak through my skirt in to the seat, and then enjoy the warmth caressing me while I watch the film, and then pee again.
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I guess this would have to be in a restaurant while sitting at the table with my work colleagues and manager.
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This is something I do to help with ensuring my wettings remain discreet. Before I pee properly I let out a short burst to just initially wet my clothes and the seat so that when I pee properly the seat is already wet and my pee soaks in nicely rather than running off. I don't normally let myself get desperate, but sometimes when I go to the cinema it can be hard to cut off that first spurt after I have preloaded a nice lot of drink beforehand.
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I think I might be Lazy - leave it to soak away in to the mattress, never clean up.
Or, perhaps I am Sleepy - wet myself in bed before going to sleep when tired after a long night of clubbing.
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For me the best thing is just letting it go wherever I happen to be when I get the tingle.
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1 hour ago, peecurious94 said:
I really appreciate this perspective @gldenwetgoose! And also yours @MaxWasTaken!
I love the idea of exhibitionist peeing, but I don't know where to start. I figured peeing in my own RV while my neighbors could see would be a subtle start. I thought about going to a park, but I am afraid that I may get in trouble. At least at home, no one can call the cops on me because technically, they were looking into my home. I am a female, so maybe it would be a little more subtle than if I were a male....but I understand what you all are saying.
What are your thoughts? How would you get your start into exhibitionist peeing if you were a female? @pop-a-squat @Paulypeeps I have read a lot of your content; aside from wearing skirts, how else would you pursue this adventure?
I guess the way I would pursue it is to use misdirection - pee while doing something else. What do you normally do in your RV, or perhaps outside your RV, that you could do and just casually pee at the same time.
I guess if you want to pee in the sink, do it while washing the dishes. You are naked a lot, so do whatever you do naked, perhaps yoga, and pee while you are doing it. Nonchalant peeing is fun.
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The amount of substance abuse at Glastonbury has got to the point that urine there has to be treated as toxic waste - festival-goers are being asked to use the proper facilities to prevent the environment being contaminated with the residue from cannabis etc.
That said my pee is of course very pure, so in the unlikely event that I would attend I would of course just wet myself!
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I would be wetting myself a lot more openly - no need to be discreet!
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My philosophy is that if I can get away with it then it is O.K...
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One of my friends was interested in the fiction that I was writing, and she soon cottoned on that it was written as my experience. I had to admit that it was mostly, and had only been a little bit enhanced. She was very inquisitive of what I did and why I did it, and was just completely accepting of it and did not judge at all. Of course she shared this information with several other friends, but in her open minded way that they had to accept that it was O.K. too. It is nice that I can wet myself openly around my friends now. They still find it a constant source of amusement - but still accept it as O.K.
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Technology does make me think. Even if I think I am alone and unobserved I will still misdirect attention while I am peeing so that no one would suspect that it was me that did it if I happened to be seen on camera, either CCTV or covert observation.
Clearly when I wet myself in the pub I am almost certainly doing it under the gaze of a CCTV camera, but there is nothing untoward that would grab anyone's attention, and even if the CCTV was watched back because a damp patch was found they would not suspect me of making it any more that the other people who were there.
Apart from the odd Nazi-inspired local authority there are not banks of operatives in front of screens scanning the neighbourhood for people having a wee, CCTV is generally used to record events that can be viewed later if something happens to require investigation - there is just too much data out there. The biggest risk now is A.I. tracking, so keeping your anonymity is the key thing to manage. Hiding from private operators is probably not so hard, but hiding from the state with access to huge data sources (vehicle tracking, mobile device tracking, face recognition) will make things much harder.
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It is a lot easier to get away with peeing pretty much anywhere when you wear a skirt. It is especially easy when you wear fishnet stockings and a black skirt because as well as just standing and peeing a stream, you can pee down your legs with no one noticing (fishnets just don't show any wet streaks even while you are peeing), and best of all sit and pee through your skirt - being black the wet does not show, and being a skirt with air flowing underneath it soon dries!
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I am not really a challenge person so have not been tempted to wet my bed exclusively. I have wet it a bit more than I really wanted to though and had it still a bit wet when I went to bed, which I did not like much.
When I wet the bed more than I should I just leave the cover off and hope for the best. I never protect the mattress so most of my pee soaks away.
The temptation to just do another wee in the bed is very hard to ignore. All I can do is to pee somewhere other than in bed a short while before going to bed so my bladder is not too full, just full enough to feel nice when I wet.
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What is the amniotic fluid surrounding an unborn baby? Is it not a big bag of baby urine?
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Colin returns.
Part 27
Mum woke us with tea. Before I sat up I stretched and opened my legs wide and peed as hard as I could making the most of taking up a lot of room in the bed. I felt my pee spraying as far as my knees and a few drops making it all the way to my ankles.
I kept going until I was empty and then sat up and took my tea from mum.
Erica took longer to wake, but she had a similar idea but she raised her knees a little and I saw her move her hips so she could properly spray her feet with her pee as she hissed loudly under the covers. I even felt a few drops of her pee on my own foot as I sat.
We drank our tea and then dressed in our school uniforms.
Mum called us down for breakfast and we went in to the lounge. Dad peed on our uniform skirts as usual, but he also deliberately peed a little on our stockings too. Mum as usual just got the front of her dress soaked.
We gathered our netball gear together and headed for the bus. Both Erica and I realised that we would only be schoolgirls for a few more weeks before we go to university and will instead become students. As we waited for the bus we both peed a little down our legs making small individual puddles, saving plenty of pee to warm the bus seat.
As soon as we sat on the bus I heard Erica hiss as she warmed up her seat, and I sat and peed through my skirt too, already feeling nice and comfortable with the warm seat caressing my bottom as the bus pulled away.
At school we went straight to the changing room. Bryony was already there.
I discreetly asked Bryony. "Have you wet your bed yet?"
Bryony went bright red. "Not yet." She replied.
Erica asked. "Why not?"
Bryony was very forthcoming. "I am so worried what mum might say if she finds out."
I tried to reassure her. "I'm sure she won't. Perhaps you should have us stay over? We can wet your bed for you. We won't have a problem. Would you like us to talk to your mum?"
Erica added. "You can always get your mum to talk to our mum. We don't mind if you tell your mum that we sometimes wet our bed. Mum will be happy to talk."
We spoke no more about bed wetting.
When I had finished changing I stood in front of Bryony and let a little pee down my legs to fill my shoes and warm my feet. I then sat back down and let out another small wee to wet the skirt of my netball dress. I stood back up and enjoyed the drips from the hem on to the back of my legs.
When Bryony was ready we went outside. Erica and I stopped to pee again. It was nice standing in the sun and letting my pee trickle down my legs.
Bryony asked. "Why are we stopping here?"
Erica and I looked down at our legs to direct Bryony's gaze.
"Oh." Bryony said. A few seconds later trickles of pee appeared from under Bryony's dress too, running gently down her legs and soaking in to her black socks.
We headed for the rest of our team and started our warm up before playing.
It was an uneventful game, but we were pleased to see mum had arrived in time to spectate the end of our game.
We got showered and changed back in to our school uniforms and met mum again outside the school.
We got to the station in good time so we had time for a coffee in the station buffet to 'top up' as mum put it before we went on the platform to wait for Colin.
Colin's train soon arrived and we spotted Colin struggling out with his two cases. We all hugged and mum suggested that we go somewhere for lunch.
Colin was a bit agitated. "I need to pee first though."
Erica quickly replied. "You can pee on us if you like."
Erica seductively put her hands on her hips and pushed her left knee forward.
I told Colin. "You had better hurry, you know what happens when you are with girls."
Colin put down his cases and struggled to unzip his trousers. Fortunately we were the only people left on the platform.
I helped Colin and his dick sprung out. Fortunately it had not yet reached full erection, so he was able to immediately release a stream on to Erica's leg.
Erica was a bit naughty and continued to act sexy, with the inevitable result. Colin's jet of pee moved up Erica's leg until it started to play on her skirt as his dick got harder.
Eventually Colin's jet reduced in flow, but not in pressure. The tiny jet now bouncing off of the waistband of Erica's skirt and pattering down on to the platform.
Colin's pee suddenly stopped. "I can't go anymore." Colin said as his dick reached full erection.
Erica reached out with her hand and took a firm hold of Colin's dick, and then she started to lead him along the platform. I picked up his cases and mum and I followed them down in to the subway. Erica did not head out of the station, instead she went towards the little used platform 4.
Once round the corner away from the sight of any commuters Erica backed up to the white tiled wall and lifted her skirt.
Colin knew what to do, inserting himself in to Erica as she lifted her leg.
I put down Colin's cases and mum and I watched as Colin banged Erica up against the wall with his arms under Erica's knees as he lifted her up.
It seemed like just a matter of seconds before Erica started gasp. Colin continued to thrust until he orgasmed, ramming Erica against wall and squeezing all the breath out of her.
It was now Colin who was out of breath as Erica began to pee. Erica's pee was mostly just pattering on the ground between Colin's feet, but some was clearly spraying around a bit and I was worried that Colin's light grey trousers might be getting a soaking too.
I wanted to feel something, so I just let a small trickle of pee run down my legs.
Eventually Erica stopped peeing and she gingerly extended her feet down to the ground as Colin supported her.
Erica was now composed enough to speak. "We have missed you Colin."
Colin replied. "I have only been gone a couple of days!"
We all laughed.
Mum now spoke. "Lets get some lunch, some of you need to replace some calories!"
I added. "And re-hydrate."
When Colin turned round his trousers were not as badly marked as I had expected. He retrousered and I could just see a few streaks of Erica's pee below his knees.
Mum led the way and we went back to the station buffet. We got teas and ordered paninis and went and sat down.
Mum immediately began to make a loud hiss as she started to wet herself. I smiled at her and she smiled back as I started to hear the sound of her pee trickling off of her chair on to the floor. Mum did not pause her flow as she rearranged her feet under the table so that her pee trickled on to back of her legs, silent apart from the muffled hissing.
I took a sip of my tea. It was hot so I put it back down. I tucked my own legs under my chair and started to pee. I peed gently barely making any hissing sound at all as I felt the warmth build as my pee soaked in to my skirt and wicked under me on the plastic upholstered seat.
I was still peeing when I asked the inevitable question. "So Colin, why are you back so soon?"
Colin began to spill his story. "It's mum - she does not like me any more. It was Wednesday, and it was student night at the club. I had so much fun going clubbing with Astrid and Erica and their friends so I thought I would go clubbing. I had all the nice clothes you gave me and the make-up so I decided to go out as Collette. I had a nice bath, and then spent three hours doing my make-up and getting ready and I really looked gorgeous - so good I would have if you know what I mean. I arranged a taxi and went down stairs. I said 'Bye Mum' and as I walked out the door mum called out to me to enjoy myself and have a nice time. I got in the taxi and got to the club and had a great time. I danced, and I wet myself, and met some nice girls, and danced some more. It was great. I got another taxi home with some of the girls, and I remembered to get him to drop me a street away so I could wet myself in the taxi, which was a good job because I would not have been able to hold it. It was nice sitting there chatting with the girls while I soaked my skirt and let my pee soak away in to the taxi seat. It was such a lovely evening until I got home. For some reason mum was still up, and when I opened the door and she saw me wearing my nice outfit with high heel shoes, stockings, short black skirt and tight top with a bra slightly over stuffed with socks - she went berserk. She ranted on about how dad is a bad influence on me and how dad likes young girls and that I might as well go and live with dad all the time because we would get on fine. I was rather shocked. I went upstairs and got cleaned up and went to bed and thought nothing more of it. In the morning though mum was still mad. She just told me to pack all my stuff and go and live with dad."
"Oh." Was all I could say.
Mum reassured Colin. " You an stay with us as long as you like. We are not judgemental."
Erica added. "You can be Collette all the time, we like Collette even more than we like Colin!"
The paninis arrived. The waitress splashed in a puddle by mum's chair but did not acknowledge it.
I ate my Panini thinking about how much fun it would be having Collette full time, and squeezed out another pee to warm my skirt.
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The twins and Bryony have some more fun in their leather skirts and get some news.
Part 26
I was woken in the night by Bryony fondling my breast. It was nice but I did not know what to make of it. I was wondering if Bryony really was lesbian after all.
I reached behind me and found Bryony's crotch. I extended my middle finger and found her clitoris and started to massage her as I would my own clitoris.
Bryony continued to fondle my breast, and now I could feel her breathing deepen. I was wondering if perhaps she was still asleep and having Sapphic dreams.
We continued and Bryony started to respond to the massaging, her crotch becoming noticeably moist. Bryony's orgasm started to build and I knew that she was awake. At first she began to gasp, and then she let out a howl and clamped my hand with her thighs.
Erica was awake. "You can pee now Bryony." She said sleepily.
Bryony squeezed my breast hard and pulled me towards her, and sighed, and started to pee on my hand. It felt nice.
I peed too, just laying on my side being cuddled by Bryony, letting my pee trickle over my thigh and soak in to my nighty.
I dozed off. It was nice being cuddled by Bryony like that.
I was woken again around dawn. Erica and Bryony were turning over, so I turned over too and cuddled Bryony, cupping her breast with my hand.
Bryony purred. "Mmm. That's nice."
I snuggled in tight and we went back to sleep.
As usual mum woke us up. "Wakey, wakey. Time to pee! Sorry, time for tea!"
I heard hissing, and relaxed my own bladder.
Erica was still peeing when Bryony and I started to sit up.
Mum handed me two cups, and Bryony and I started to drink our tea while mum went round to Erica.
Erica finished peeing and sat up too. She took her cup and started drinking.
Mum left us to wake up.
Bryony spoke between sipping her tea. "I think I am lesbian..."
"...Sex with Colin is nice..."
"...but not as nice as with you."
Erica and I were hardly experts, but I did not think we were just lesbians.
I said. "I think it is quite normal to be bisexual. We don't have to like sex with boys to get more than we want, they will do it anyway unless we say no. It is not as if we hate having sex with Colin - I think we all like it. We can have it all. We can pleasure one another when we are together, and have sex with boys if they want to do it."
Erica sipped her tea and said. "It is not hard to get them to do it."
We got up and took it in turns to go to the bathroom. We put on our leather skirts again with tee shirts and stockings and went down to breakfast. Bryony sat and watched again as dad peed on mum, Erica and I, then we went in to the dining room.
Mum brought out Breakfast and returned to the kitchen.
I realised that I wanted to pee.
I told Bryony. "You are wearing your leather skirt, you can do a little wee and not have to worry about marking the chair."
I let out a little spurt and felt it pool in my skirt, then did a little more and felt it trickle on to the back of my legs.
Bryony asked. "What about the carpet?"
Erica answered. "No one will notice a little bit of pee on the carpet. Don't worry. Just do enough to feel nice."
Bryony wriggled forward on her chair and I saw her concentrate, then smile.
I heard a brief hiss, then I heard pee trickling from the hem of Bryony's skirt on to the carpet.
I quickly guided her. "Tuck your legs under so you catch the pee on the back of your legs. It does not matter if some goes on the carpet, but you want to enjoy it!"
Bryony tucked her legs under and peed again. I heard the hiss is she refilled the pool in her leather skirt.
Erica let out a long hiss as she started to pee too, and then I heard the squelching as she paddled in the soggy carpet having overflowed her skirt by a large margin.
"That will have to do." Said Erica with a big grin.
Mum returned. "It's sorted. Colin will be coming tomorrow. We will collect him after your netball match."
We had finished breakfast. Erica got up first making a splash under the table with the pee pooled in her skirt.
Mum noticed. She looked under the table at the tell-tall drips from the hem of Erica's skirt, and the wet circle on the carpet where her feet were, and then she noticed the wet circles around my feet and Bryony's feet.
Mum was a little cross. "Now now girls! You know about no peeing in the dining room unless you have an orgasm."
Erica protested. "We did not pee on the seats, we are wearing leather skirts. The carpet will soon dry."
Bryony and I stood up very gingerly, but there was a distinct gush from each of our skirts.
Mum spoke again. "I hope it does dry. I am having the bingo ladies round for tea this afternoon. Off with you and enjoy your skirts!"
We scampered out of the dining room and went upstairs.
We all sorted our make-up and helped Bryony pack all her stuff away. I popped down to the utility room to get the last of Bryony's washing.
When we were all ready I asked Bryony. "Do you want to do a last pee before we go?"
Bryony answered "Yes."
Erica asked. "Where do you want to pee? On the bed? On the chair? Down your legs?"
Bryony sat down on the end of the bed sinking deep in to the duvet, and peed. She hissed loudly as she peed full blast in to her leather skirt. I watched as the pool between her legs filled with her pee.
Bryony was grinning. "It's so hot, all round my bottom and under my thighs."
The hissing stopped as the pool got deeper, but Bryony continued to pee. As Bryony's skirt became full to the brim pee started to escape between her legs and soak in to the duvet.
"That's all." Said Bryony as she started to slosh the pee around by rocking from side to side.
I sat down on my swivel chair and started to pee, catching the overflow on the back of my legs, and Erica just started to pee where she was standing letting her pee stream down her legs making another pee circle on the carpet.
We sat for a bit, then Erica and I went either side of Bryony and lifted her up. The massive gush of pee on Bryony's legs rather overwhelmed her as her pee emptied out of her skirt.
"Time to go." Said Erica.
Bryony looked concerned. "Don't you want to dry off a bit first?"
"No." I said gathering up her case and heading downstairs.
Bryony shook her feet one at a time, not used to having quite that much pee in her shoes.
"Enjoy it." Said Erica.
Erica cajoled Bryony out of our bedroom and down stairs.
We set off for Bryony's, me still pulling her suitcase.
Bryony was still concerned. "I'll never be dry by the time I get home."
"You will be dry enough." I said.
By the time we got to Bryony's I was feeling pretty much dry.
Erica asked. "Are we staying for coffee?"
Bryony said. "Of course."
We all went in to the kitchen. Bryony started to make the coffee. I parked Bryony's case and went and sat down in the dining area, Erica joined me.
Bryony quickly made the coffee and brought it over with some sandwiches she had found. As bryony sat down I released a spurt of pee in to my skirt. I heard the hiss, and then heard Erica hiss too as she also peed.
Bryony put her hand to her mouth. "You... You haven't. Have you?"
Erica and I nodded.
I answered. "You might as well too."
Bryony started panicking. "You can't pee in here. You're not at home now."
I said. "It is too late now, we have already peed."
Erica and I smiled.
We took our coffees and started sipping.
Erica tried to put Bryony's mind at rest. "Don't worry. It will soon dry and no one will know. We have been drinking plenty, it is nice and dilute."
Erica said. "We have not overflowed yet. If you pee too we won't do any more."
Bryony panicked again. "What, you mean you will pee more, in here?"
Erica and I nodded.
I added. "If you pee too we won't do any more. How's that for a deal."
Bryony was starting to be rational. "So, if I pee in here, you will go?"
We both nodded, and sipped our coffee, and each took a sandwich.
Erica said between mouthfuls. "Just do enough so that we can hear you filling your leather skirt."
I said. "Drink your coffee."
I took another sip. "My bladder is filling nicely." I said.
Bryony said. "O.K."
Bryony gripped the table, and then I heard a short hiss.
Erica said. "Cool!"
We just sat in our pee filled leather skirts drinking the last of our coffee, pondering when the time will come that we have to get up and the pee will gush on to the back of our legs and the carpet under the table.
Erica said. "I suppose we will have to put Bryony out of her misery and get up now."
Bryony panicked again. "No!"
I said. "We will have to go some time, unless you want to make us another coffee?"
Erica asked. "Is it nice and warm?"
Bryony nodded.
Erica answered. "Mine is too. We can wait until it cools."
My pee was already starting to cool. "I'm ready now." I said.
Bryony had her head in her hands.
Erica said. "I think that Bryony should get up first.
I added. "Just tuck your legs under, and there probably won't be anything on the carpet."
Bryony spoke again. "Your mum was livid, and your mum does not mind that you pee practically everywhere."
Erica spoke. "Ah. But your mum does not know, were you planning on telling her?"
My pee was becoming noticeably cooler. "Hurry up Bryony, my pee is cooling. If we wait any longer I will have to warm my skirt up with some fresh pee." I said.
Bryony was now getting a bit stressed. She carefully placed her feet together and tucked her legs under and slowly stood up. I could hear the trickle of pee hitting the back of her legs.
Bryony quickly stood and ran out in to the garden. Erica and I stood slowly too. I felt my cool pee trickle on to the back of my legs, and then stood quickly feeling the gush and hearing it patter on the carpet. I headed out to the garden followed by Erica.
Bryony was looking round checking her legs and feet. "You two will give me a heart attack!
Erica and I smiled. My skirt had now stopped dripping on to the back of my legs.
Bryony was still cross. "I need to check the damage. I will need to find the carpet shampoo now."
We all went back inside. There was nothing to see on the carpet under the table. I felt under where I had been sitting and there was a little dampness to the carpet but nothing to see.
I said to Bryony. "See, that was easy. Now next time you are wearing your leather skirt you can do a little wee at the table and no one will know!"
Erica said. "You are one of us now Bryony. You must wet your bed too now!"
Bryony snapped. "Out! Out! Out! You are corrupting me! Go!"
Erica said. "See you tomorrow at Netball."
Erica and I left.
We walked home, and as soon as we got in mum called out. "Netball dresses!"
We reluctantly went upstairs and took off our leather skirts and our tops and put on our netball dresses. It is not that we did not like our netball dresses, we had just had so much fun in our leather skirts.
We went in to the lounge and watched telly.
After a while mum came in. "I have had Colin on the phone. Unfortunately he is in a bit of a pickle and wants to come and stay. I said I am sure it will be O.K. but I will check with you first since it is not practical for him to sleep on the wet sofa. What do you think? He wants to stay until he goes to university."
Erica said. "O.K." and I nodded.
Mum smiled and turned away. "I will call him back now." She said as she walked out.
Mum returned a couple of minutes later. "Colin will come down by train tomorrow. I will have a half day at work and we can all meet him after you have done netball."
We watched telly until dad came in. Dad dutifully peed on our netball dresses while we watched Pointless and then we had dinner. We were quite excited that Colin was returning.
We kept our netball dresses on all evening, and popped down to the lounge later so that dad could have a treat and pee on us again. I think that dad was looking forward to having Colin back too.
We went up to bed and had Horlicks. Erica noted that we had a last night to enjoy lots of room in bed for a while.
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You must try public carpet peeing. It is so nice to just pee a full bladder and let your pee soak away in to the carpet and not have to worry about the clean-up. Dark industrial carpet hides the puddle nicely, and it can be rather fun to just let your pee run down your legs while no one notices what you are doing.
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Crikey, onion and garlic are going to be impossible to avoid, I suspect pretty much every meal I eat after breakfast has at least one of these in it! I suspect that the culprit might be fish then. It does not happen often, so perhaps is a particular 'unnamed' variety that gets slipped in as white fish instead of cod and haddock.
I have on occasion been eating a pie before going out and realised that it had asparagus in it, and gone out anyway. When I know I just keep away from other people when I am wetting myself so the source of the smell is not obvious. I do drink an awful lot so my pee is very dilute, but it does not appear to dilute the asparagus smell at all. It is one of those smells that if you can smell it you are very sensitive to it.
So now I know.
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Is there a definitive list of things that cause 'Asparagus pee smell'? I have had my pee smell the way it does after eating asparagus without going near asparagus. It can sometimes be a little disconcerting to be wetting myself discreetly in the pub and have the unmistakable smell of asparagus pee wafting up!
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I have not done anything naughty, but I have peed a few times.
If I am on my own while waiting for the lift I will usually do a little wee under my skirt to moisten the carpet a little. Fortunately it is nice dark industrial carpet so nothing shows.
If I am on walkabout round the office I let little trickles down my legs and let it soak in to the carpet. I am not very good at peeing while walking so I usually just pee a little each time I stop. Fortunately my fishnet stockings hide it all. I try not to do too much so the carpet does not get too squishy where people walk.
A couple of times I have forgotten where I am and I have just peed while sitting on my office chair. It is easy to get carried away and just do it on autopilot and not realise I am doing it until I feel the warmth soaking through my skirt.
I usually have a wet skirt when I arrive at the office. My work suits are black polyester so the wetness does not show. If I go to work on the train I usually pee on the seat so my skirt gets wet, and when I pop out at lunch time I usually sit on a bench somewhere and pee through my skirt.
We did have a work meal once where I peed at the table while we were eating. Fortunately my manager did not notice. I made the restaurant carpet very squishy as I had a lot to drink.
It would be nice to be able to pee more at work, but I get away with quite a lot.