Maclir

Cut, had no say in it.  No partners have complained.  I do wish I still had it tho

On 3/14/2023 at 1:49 PM, Maclir said:

Watermelons

Or I could water someone's melons 

Welcome to this great, friendly place 

There's a website.  Storiesonline.net. lots of erotica of all kinds.  I have some stories there, under my pen name of William Turney Morris

Watermelons

Welcome to the site, glad to have you here.  Everyone is friendly and accepting, and I am sure you will enjoy being here.

Lovely photo, very sexy

You win an all expenses paid, one month trip to whatever country in the world that you fancy.  Which country would you choose to visit, and why.

Here you go....

11 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Just claim my whole body while you're at it. I am yours 🥰

Now how can I get to sleep with that image in my mind?    Your perfect boobs, your nice butt....   I can only imagine what other treasures await...

6 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Now Florida man 🤨 you already have a claim on my boobies! Do you think it's fair for you to have a claim to my butt too? 

(But, yes. Spank me as hard as you can 😍)

I will claim your spankable butt...

1 hour ago, Bacardi said:

 

I am offering my ass up for you guys to practice with 🍑

Yes please...  then may I kiss each red cheek?

The great thing about this site is that no one thinks other people's kinks are weird.  Everyone is very accepting, so welcome to peefans.

5 hours ago, marking my territory said:

   I'd love to work for a wealthy family/man as a maid. It wouldn't be a sexual fantasy but a genuine job cleaning and maintaining a home, no skimpy outfit but I would wear a traditional maid's uniform

I'm not a wealthy man...  but I could imagine having you as my maid.  The traditional maid's uniform would be acceptable - but no panties, and I would expect you to relieve yourself in front of me, in they back yard - or inside - and then make you clean your pee up.

There has been one time when I had some 'assistance' in being held - I posted a pic on the site before:
 

C3 to H3

52 minutes ago, Fanny said:

Haha yes. Do you also know that manneken pis has a female friend? Jeanneke pis. Also possible to visit her in Brussels…

That was something I didn't know - now to see if there are any pictures of it.

Welcome to the site, you will be made very welcome here.  There are lots of friendly, supportive folks here. 

It depends on what I'm wearing.  If I'm naked, I just let it hang there.  If I'm standing at a urinal, with m thg fly unzipped, my thumb on top, two fingers underneath, pushing down the elastic of my undies.

Maybe you just need to see me in action, @Bacardi

Well, there were only 2 that I missed, before 18 (too late to cross t hat off now) and same sex.

63 years.  I'm a bad, bad man.

17 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

@pguy2981 us top left and bottom right obviously 🤣🤣

If we met, I would suggest we try that...

The license plate numbers of my first few cars.  Phone numbers.