PissDude

On 12/12/2020 at 6:50 PM, littlebladder said:

There's too many houses near me to make that possible! 

How did the daughter manage to copy him? Has she been having lessons from @Eliminature? 

I didn't get into that with him. She was fairly little.

14 hours ago, Kupar said:

That's a shame. Would you try to raise the subject again do you think?

I'm hoping to.

I'd be interested in some kind of volume vs need ratio. Like the difference in volume between "I should probably take a leak because it's a convenient time" versus "It's going to happen one way or the other."

8 minutes ago, justloveyoutube said:

For me personally, I love to hold my pee and then measure my bladder capacity! Have you ever measured your maximum bladder capacity?

I've done that. Pardons to UK/European members, but I think in oz. I was on a trip where I had lots of time in a hotel, so I took about a 30 oz gatorade bottle and a sharpie, and measured it off in 1 oz marks, then did some experiments.

I found when I first get the urge to piss, it's about 2-3oz. It goes away for a while, then comes back around 5-6 oz. I got through that one, then when it first becomes urgent is around 9-10 oz. It gets even more urgent around 13-14 oz. I'm a little fuzzy on the next mark since it took quite a bit of beer for this experiment (and I wasn't writing it down), but the first desperation sets in around 18-20 oz.

I've found after this point, I go through about 3 bladder spasms. The first one I can get through. The second one, I have to hold my dick but it will eventually pass. The 3rd one, I better have something to piss in because this is the end. As for maximum capacity, I filled the 30oz Gatorade bottle, stopped for a second to dump it, and put a couple more oz in. I estimate 32 oz.

In liters, I used to use my wife's 2L Coke bottles. I can empty my bladder (full) into one just over 3 times before it's full.

I had another time I wasn't trying to measure. I was on a 6 hour drive. I stopped at a rest stop just under 3 hours into the drive. I had a 20oz Gatorade bottle that I was sipping on the way. In the final 3 hours, I was starting to fill up pretty good, but I was going to check into the hotel, get dinner and buy some beer, then start looking for pictures and videos of girls pissing and I wanted my bladder full. By the time I checked into the hotel, I was really desperate. I was damned near dancing at the desk. I got to the room, and REALLY needed to take a piss before I went looking for dinner. I finished off what was left in the bottle, unzipped, and started pissing in it. I just about filled it. It felt so good, except it took a few hours to fill my bladder back up.

I don't like it at most times, unless I'm planning to have sex or masturbate. Then it feels great. I deliberately drink lots of liquids, and as I've said before, if I get too full, I let a little bit out so I still have to piss but I can handle it for a little while. But other than those two things, I don't like feeling full when I'm out of the house.

It's much harder to time for sex. Except for first thing in the morning, unless you've already communicated, it's hard. It happened with my wife once, kind of by accident. I'd had several cups of coffee and was just thinking I needed to run to the bathroom when she walked up and grabbed my crotch. As much as I needed to piss, I got hard instantly. We went back to the bedroom and had sex, but by then I was so desperate I had to jump off and run into the bathroom. When I apologized for running off, she said I could have gone before. I told her I was so erect, I would have pissed on the shower wall. But it was the best sex of my life.

Morning sex is good, but hard to time with my wife. One or the other of us will sleep longer. Either I get up first and she's still sound asleep, or I get up and she's already downstairs. If she does wake me up horny, it's like 4 in the morning and sex is the last thing on my mind.

When I was about 12, I had a friend who said he would put himself in his girlfriend and they would both piss at the same time. I've spent the rest of my life wondering how cool that would be. Both holding it to near desperation, entering, and both releasing.

Men, no. Women, yes, but for me, those are few and far between. I can hear my wife in the bathroom from time to time, and that's nice. We haven't really talked about it though. One night, she made a comment like "I don't understand why guys like to watch women pee", so I shut the bedroom door so the children couldn't hear and let her in on my thing. She seemed to understand, but it never came up again.

Fortunately, I haven't had to deal with it much. I can normally regulate my intake so I don't have to get up until we're at altitude and the other people who don't plan ahead have run to the bathroom.

The one exception was when my job sent me for training. The guy I was traveling with got nervous flying, so we had two beers before we boarded the plane. I didn't think I'd make it. As soon as the seatbelt light went off, I was the first one to the lavatory.

On 12/10/2020 at 6:05 PM, oliver2 said:

The door to the outside, or the bathroom door?

Outside. He has lots of privacy, so he just pisses out the door into the yard.

13 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Indeed - and it's at the 'real end game' desperation where the one-or-other situation arises.

The catch-22 situation is that when feeling reasonably full I can really enjoy the fullness and the horniness, and if I allow myself the will power, prolonged masturbation. However as soon as I've cum, all the sexiness of the hold vanishes in a flash and it's just a 'need a wee'.  But if I hold to the point of desperation where leakage or wetting is a risk (perhaps with it's own danger thrill factor) then the ability to be hard vanishes until afterwards.

That's why I stop and let some out. I'll hang over the sink and piss a little bit. Sometimes a lot. Whatever it takes to get the pressure off. That usually brings back the erection.

I had one night years ago when I guess I was drinking a little too much and was a little bit too into looking for new pictures. This site didn't exist then, so they took more work to find. I guess I lost track of the feeling in my bladder. Next thing I know, I'm squirting right under my desk.I couldn't stop. I grabbed a T-shirt and held myself tight while I ran to the bathroom. That was something else.

A friend of mine told me when he's home, he'll just get up, open the door, and piss through it. Then I caught his daughter copying him. He got a laugh out of it.

I enjoy it. It seems to add to the feeling and enjoyment. Plus, if I'm looking at pictures or videos of women peeing, I can "project" how bad I need relief onto them.

Sometimes I cross a line where I have to piss so much it's not enjoyable. At that point, I let some of it out, which turns me on quite a bit. It depends on how much I'm drinking. Sometimes a brief squirt will do it, other times I have to let several streams out. But the point is to get back to the point where I still have to piss, but it's manageable. I find beer works best for this. It fills my bladder up really good, but it's not that burning need to piss that other beverages give me. It also desensitizes me so I last a little bit longer. That way I can work several short pisses in. Of course, as soon as I ejaculate, I lose all interest, empty my bladder completely, and walk away.

18 hours ago, Sophie said:

My dream pee-themed holiday would be loosely based on the Big Brother TV show. There would be a bunch of us in a really nice house somewhere warm, possibly a mansion with cameras *everywhere*, even in the toilet. The difference being there wouldn’t be any tasks, any nominations or evictions. We would all know each other, or know a friend of theirs and we would all be into pee in some way or another, or at least curious. The idea being it was two weeks away from everyone to just enjoy ourselves, anything goes, and it’s all captured on camera.

For the housemates I’d like it to be me and my friends, our partners and some people we’ve invited along. Maybe 20 of us at most and a mixture of male and female. I love the thought of someone squatting on the patio while relaxing in the garden or maybe nonchalantly wetting their jeans while stood talking to someone. The toilet cameras capturing the gushing stream of the first pee of the day, the unmistakable relief on their face.

Of course there would be pee games too but they would be things we have come up with ourselves and want to do rather than set challenges. There could be things like holding contests and pee distance challenges. Perhaps each couple could be given a set amount of fluids and the first to empty it wins, or the opposite – they could be given a container and the first to fill it wins! Maybe for one day only the bathrooms are out of bounds so we all need to get creative.

It wouldn’t be limited to just peeing either, all other adult activities are allowed to if you want to get frisky on camera with one of your friends and everyone is okay with it? Go ahead! Now is the time.

At the end of the two weeks all the recordings will be compiled into some sort of movie highlighting the best moments.

Better yet, when you get up in the morning, nobody is allowed to take their morning piss until everybody is up and out. Then they all piss together, maybe on the floor or outside.

Maybe have a rule that you can piss anywhere BUT the toilet (sink, shower, bowls, bottles, grass, floor, whatever.)

Japan is a VERY unique place. I was 20 the last time I was there with the Navy. I'd love a chance to go back.

I keep my stuff on OneDrive. I can access them on any of my devices.

I can't get in the shower without having to piss. Even if I piss before I get in the shower, I'll get an uncontrollable urge at least once.

If you have time, beat your meat. For some reason, I prefer jerking it with a full bladder, so on weekends when my wife has to work, this is my preferred option. 

Years ago, I read somewhere (maybe Patches Place) instructions for women to go standing. Apparently, aiming is possible but you can't completely empty your bladder or the last dribble will go down your legs.

I used to read pee stories on there. Some of them were really good.

When my children were little, I tried using their diapers a couple of times when I was home alone for a while. It was... interesting. I don't think I emptied out completely, but I was pretty much at the breaking point, so I held the diaper up to my dick and slowly let enough out into it to bring my need down to a more manageable level. It was very soft. I kind of wish I still had an excuse to keep a few around.

On 11/13/2019 at 10:13 PM, rajpatel1993 said:

Do you like peeing into containers as well?

Containers are fun! I used to keep a big juice bottle next to the computer, or a 2L Coke bottle to piss in as I go along.

On 11/10/2019 at 3:56 PM, gldenwetgoose said:

 I find I definitely have times where I'm more into it than others....   maybe a week will go past where it's in the back of my mind, and I'll check in and browse through the site, like a few things but that will be about it.  Then the next week I find myself as horny as hell - devouring pictures and videos, fantasising pretty much non stop, and you know the rest.  It's like a bit of a tidal thing, sometimes high and then falling off again.

The other thing, don't know if it happens to anyone else - if I'm pleasuring myself infront of a video or photos, within a minute or so of climaxing I just find myself totally switched off by the whole concept - maybe it's a guilt thing, I don't know - but I suddenly find myself quite disturbed by the whole thing.  Don't worry - it doesn't last long!  Don't know if it's just me...

I can't say I feel any guilt over it, but once I "blow my load", I suddenly lose all interest. I close browser tabs and get up and take a leak. I can't get back into it for a while.

I don’t really know how I came to associate a full bladder with sexual pleasure. I know when I was about 3: my parents would babysit a girl about a year older than me. She would stay overnight, and eventually we’d have to relieve ourselves. It was nautaural to  just go together. We were eventually caught going outside and separated. 
 

Later on, at some king of pre-school I went ti, there was some playground with a toy cottage a friend and I would go in to piss. One time angirl went with us and had to go too. By that point, I noticed that girls seemed to have to relieve themselves a little more often. But I got few chances to see it until I got on the internet in the ‘90’s. 
 

I've only told my ex wife about this fetish, and she used it against me, so I keep quiet about it except on places like this where I have semi-anonymity. But when I have time alone, I fill up my bladder and come here. It’s like I can project how much I have to piss on the pictures and videos of women peeing on this site. 

Other than #2, I only sit to take a leak if I’m on the phone, which is rare. I don’t associate sitting with emptying since I can seemingly put out a bunch while I’m crapping and still have to take a serious leak when I get done.

My dad was in the Air Force, and we were stationed in Germany while I was growing up. We'd often stay in hostiles while traveling. I didn't like that part about sharing a bathroom with countless other people. At least on one trip to Paris, I had a bidet in the room. I just used that.