PissDude

Can't speak for nationalistic Germans (I'm American), but my heritage is German (like, 4 generations ago). I lived there in the early 80's when my dad was stationed there.

I'm not sure if you ladies have an equivalent, but when I really need to go, I'll rub my tip with the palm of my hand in a circular motion. That really increases the urge, or if I'm close enough, can cause me to lose it. Or I'll just hang it out and relax a little bit, let myself feel like relief is coming, then put it away.

I haven't done this much myself. My thing is more to put a finger or two on the underside of my dick and feel the vibration.

I keep a file where I put my favorite pictures and some text under them to give them context. Sometimes I take pictures of general naked girls and put some text about how they're holding it and need to let go. It will all stay private and I'll never win award for them, but it's usually stuff like "This photo shoot has gone on sooooooo long, and I really need a pee break!"

Good stuff. I think I have some nun pictures in my own collection. Thanks for the addition. (The same one Steve reposted).

On 3/12/2019 at 10:47 AM, chubbybirb999 said:

I love the feeling of a full bladder when I’m in the mood for it! Everything feels more sensitive and orgasms feel much more exciting and pleasurable. I would love to hold with someone in person

I always thought holding it games would be fun.

My dreams where I'm the one who has to piss aren't enjoyable. Like the others, most of them involve REALLY needing to take a leak but not finding a place. The ones where I actually do get to piss, I wake up in a panic.

But I have had some dreams where I'm with a girl complaining that she needs to go, and sometimes does. Those are hot.

My wife gets up and goes right away, like the second I'm off her far enough for her to move. I usually wait until she gets done. For her, it's about preventing a UTI. I have had very few in my life and don't think about them much. 

I figure I'm average, but it's not like we compare with the people in our day-to-day lives. I've done some measurements. I tend to get the first urge around 2-3 oz. 4-6 oz it gets stronger. On a normal day, by 10 oz I'm feeling desperate. I doubt I get much beyond that in normal situations. By 20 oz I'm dancing.

Drinking beer and going for broke, I've pushed myself to my limits and get close to 30 oz (about 850 ml for the Europeans here). 

On 2/4/2019 at 8:46 AM, pee01 said:

it is different there way rest rooms are . There still should be more stalls to make the lines go faster for ladies room. When there is not enough stalls for women they will go into mens room stalls.

Would be better just to have unisex rest rooms ?

I don't think so. My wife and I met some friends at a "trendy" restaurant. I figured I'd take a leak before heading home. They had 4 single "unisex" rest rooms. I was in line forever while everybody waited for me. Women can take a long time in the bathroom, with no concern for the people who are waiting. Then men go in there and I guess try to read through the entire encyclopedia while they crap. I don't know what they do, but all 4 were tied up for a long time, and when one opened up, the person going in took forever too. I hated it. I don't know how to solve the women's bathroom problem without building 500 stalls, but just build a men's room with a couple urinals that cycle fast so I can get in and out.

There used to be sites that would show Vine videos of girls pissing or wetting. Never tried Twitter for it.

On 1/12/2019 at 2:30 PM, UnabashedUser said:

Wife likes to rub one out sitting on the toilet when we're apart. She enjoys multiple orgasms with each squirt that way. I think she discovered masturbation on the toilet while peeing as a girl. Sometimes she'll call me on the phone and talk about it, and let me listen to the stream and her grunting pleasures.

I always wondered why most women don't come to this conclusion. Some seem to jam their fingers or hand into their vaginas when they're desperate. Seems like it would be an easy way to discover that it can feel good.

I think I agree with most of you. For me, it's a fantasy. I've never had much of a chance to try it in real life, except for being alone with an Internet connection. When I was younger, if a girl said she needed to use the bathroom, I'd have to conceal an erection, but decades later, it's more like when I think about it later it gets me excited. I tried to explain it to my ex-wife almost 20 years ago. The few times she "tried" to play along just didn't work for me, then she tried to use it against me later. I haven't even bothered to tell my second wife about it.

I had what could have been a good one last week if fantasy=real life. She came home and I came out to meet her. The cat saw me, and flopped right in the doorway. I bent down to pet the cat, and my wife said something like "I've got to get the in bathroom. I don't have much time." I stepped back to let her through without thinking. Later on, I gave it a second thought, let the fantasy play, and got really excited (turned on) by how it *could* have played out. There have been a few other times I could tell she was desperate and after the fact, wished I'd played it out somehow. But I'm probably better off for not.

On 1/25/2019 at 12:48 PM, Pissobsessed said:

So I was wondering, everyone has theyr thing that they like the most to do with piss, just a couple of questions,

 

where is your favourite place to pee?

Why is it your favourite place?

where is the naughtiest place you have pissed? 

Where is the naughtiest place you would like to piss? 

What is your ultimate piss fantasy? 

 

1) For "normal" times, I just go in the toilet. When I have some time alone, I either go in a bottle or the sink in my bathroom. 

2) Why? I guess because it's "naughty" and I'm not supposed to do it, but I don't want to make a mess. Also, when I have the time alone where I can fill my bladder up, surf this site and look at pictures and videos of girls pissing, I only let enough out to let some pressure off but keep my bladder full. A bottle lets me measure how much I let out. The sink is something I started doing last year.

3) Can't say I have a history of doing naughty things. When I was about 4, I used to go behind the dresser in my bedroom. When I was in the Navy, my workshop was behind the ship's stack. There was a deepsink behind the stack, and sometimes, especially at night, it was easier to just piss in that sink than go inside the ship.

4) I'd love to just be able to piss anywhere I needed to.

5) Of course, being a fantasy, I've never had a chance to try it, but my ultimate is to be with a woman who enjoys playing around with a full bladder. We'd hang out naked and she'd tell me when she needed to go and how much. Then she'd let me play with her and let me watch her go, hopefully in sinks, bowls, cups, etc. Maybe even play around with the thing I do where I just let out enough to take the pressure off. 

For me, it's about seeing women go. I've had VERY few opportunities to do this in real life, so I have to live through pictures and videos on the Internet. But I get an increased sense of pleasure when my own bladder is filled up, so when I'm alone, I drink a lot so I have to take a leak while I look at pictures of women, or read some of the posts on here. I guess I project how much I have to go onto the pictures and videos of the women. I'm not really into "wetting", since I like to see the pee leaving the vagina. But I have seen some impressive wetting pictures and videos.

My actual picture gallery has more pictures of plain naked women, so I can imagine they have to go.

I’ve only done solo, but when I can, I’ll fill up as much as possible and only let out enough to get by. Sometimes it’s a good 10oz or so, but it keeps me going. Beer seems to work best for me. Of course, once I “blow my load” I lose all interest and have to empty out as soon as possible. 

On 11/15/2018 at 6:02 PM, Adyguy6970 said:

This morning I took myself somewhat by surprise.  As a Type 2 Diabetic I have periodic medical checks and today I had to take a urine sample along to my local surgery ahead of an appointment which is still some way in the future.  I've long been told that the best sample to produce is an early morning one, ideally the first pee of the day.  At the same time I'm also acutely aware of the difficulties of trying to pee directly into the tiny sample bottles supplied by the surgery.  I therefore decided to wee into a measuring jug from the kitchen and then decant what was needed into the sample bottle.  Much to my surprise, I ended up peeing just under 755ml, a massive amount for me, 300ml to 600ml being a normal daytime quantity.  What's more I'd got up twice during the night to take pretty copious pees too.  It just surprised me that my bladder would - or could - have that much in it.   

That's pretty impressive. I've done some measuring, and about the best I've been able to hold is around 30 oz, or about 850 ml.

I've probably seen tens of thousands of pictures and videos of girls standing to pee, but never seen it in real life.

I always wondered about that. I remember when I was younger I was with a girl who said she really had to go, but wouldn't just find a place because she had no toilet paper. I think we eventually found a toilet for her.

While I've thought about it, I've never done it on purpose because I don't want a mess. About the only times I've gone in my pants involved misjudgment. I used to smoke (I've converted entirely to vaping) and had a few times when I really had to go, but figured I had time to smoke. Then the urge got really strong and I started squirting. I usually just set the smoke on the railing and ran back inside to finish up.

I use whatever is convenient. Normally urinals, but if the bathroom is crowded I'll go in a stall to prevent "stage fright". Some guys think it's OK to stand right behind you, and for me that's unnerving. When I'm waiting for a urinal, I stand off to the side. Thinking about and watching women go is exciting to me, but I have no interest in seeing any guy but myself take a leak.

On 10/3/2018 at 9:38 PM, Bacardi said:

Before I joined this forum I always kinda thought holding my pee in was a pretty orgasmic feeling. Id sit down on the toilet and hold my pee in, and since I had been conditioned to pee in the toilet my need would increase ten fold. Once I finally let go and peed Id feel better, and even feel a little bit horny too.

Sometimes I'll "tease" myself by hanging out over the toilet or sink (or even a bottle) and feel the urge building, then walk away. Often I'll use that to judge just how much I need to go. If I hang myself out and it starts shooting out of me, I know I'm full and the "games" can begin.

I used to always sit in the back of the plane when flying. I've had the seat right outside the bathroom. All I could hear was the door and the flush. Couldn't hear any noises from inside. Of course, I also got hit on the shoulder with the ass of every large woman coming out of the bathroom for the entire flight.

Since airlines are flying these tiny little commuter jets now, the bathrooms are very small. On one flight I couldn't even stand straight in front of the toilet because my shoulders wouldn't fit. I had to stand sideways and aim.