PissDude

I get really turned on when I have to piss. Sometimes I have to let a little bit out, but not empty. That’s the best. 
 

im filling up at the moment and probably will have to let a little bit out before I finish masturbating.

i’love to meet a woman who enjoys this too. 

On 4/11/2023 at 5:05 PM, Tingr16 said:

I mean you may not necessarily have to change platforms we have another member catie lee who runs off o.f but she can't post it there ahe can receive the tip there and send the vid threw telegram or for more anon people she also does crypto payments same kinda deal you could possibly look into having a separate menu that you send on telegram upon request receive the tip on o.f and then send the vid 🤷‍♂️ just figured I'd offer a possible solution 

Any recommended Telegram channels?

12 hours ago, colette888 said:

Now, going back to the memories of when I was modelling, I have to concede I was either naive or silly, .. or both!

But the whole environment I was embedded into was so conducive and pervasive that during that period of my life I was letting situations evolve organically, without making the effort of questioning, criticising or taking a fierce stand! 

And my peaceful posture was very often rewarded, not just financially..

I must emphasize now that many have been my professional recognitions and satisfactions.

And, let's face it, as a consequence of my declared availability and ease, plenty of interesting opportunities arose! 

I remember though that one of the most prestigious ones was triggered by a number of fairly unpredictable circumstances.

Having gone through a very selective casting and having not heard back, my candidature for a three-day swimwear photoshoot at the Maldives seemed totally discarded.

And so, for the same week, I had accepted a very insignificant hostessing job, and to the  Agent I had assured my participation.

But, just when I was getting ready to travel to a not-so-distant location, an incredible phone-call made me change my plans completely! 

For health reasons, one of the three models chosen had to renounce, and so my name popped up and my presence was urgently requested...

Just a few hours later I was on a flight to Male, via Bangkok.

During the last leg of the journey, already at nightime, the fatigue took its toll and when we were about to land I had to be awakened by an Attendant 

Then everything happened in a rush, and the search for a proper toilet where to discharge my pretty full bladder had to be postponed.

So, I didn't piss on-board, and even in the Airport I missed my chance because a welcoming team rushed me away promising to take care of the luggage.

The reason why they, a young man and an older Indian lady, were in such a hurry was that a very long boat journey was awaiting us... 

We left the pontoon just after three a.m., being told that the sea wasn't too rough but that it could have taken not less than two hours to reach the Island resort, where I was supposed to make myself available for posing just after lunch...

That news didn't cheer me up at all!

The thought of such a busy schedule was provoking my worries but I was also experiencing difficulties because I was urgently needing to pee!

Unluckily, following the advice of a colleague extremely fearful of mosquito bites.. and rape!, in Bangkok I had changed outfit, discarting a fluffy short dress in favour of a pair of baggy jeans, and so the option of pissing discretely while seated on the bench had gone. 

I decided then to ask for advice from the only other woman onboard, she politely replied to be careful because men can get out of control if a pretty woman acts too "freely"...  but then she offered some help, positioning just beside me in the front part of that Dhoni.

I frankly wasn't minimally worried about whether some of the four sailors would understand what I was about to do, the urge had been growing exponentially and I was just at breaking point!

So, without even looking around much, I unbuttoned and lowered the trousers, while remaining seated on the edge of the wooden seat facing the bow where a flag was dancing.  I guess I didn't take more than half-a-minute to complete the whole operation, after which just a slightly smelly floor between my feet was proof of my indecent behaviour... 

Quite relieved, I was already thinking of standing up to move around the boat and stretch my very tired legs.

But, instead, suddenly, I became part of a very awkward situation, when a young sailor came near and asked, blunty, if I had peed there.    

I pretended to have difficulties understanding his broken English, but, when he indicated the little puddle barely visible in the pale moonlight, I nodded and admitted my crime, jokingly...

Simultaneously the woman had said something in their native language and quickly moved to the stern where everybody else was sitting,

So I was left alone to confront the guy, who was shouting at me but didn't look totally unfriendly...

And then I saw him unzipping the shorts and his tiny erected penis surfaced, very close to my face.

Perhaps I wasn't  totally surprised then, but I was definitely in trouble...  

But, very luckily, he wasn't able to control himself and ten seconds later he had already discharged all his sperm, and I could finally enjoy the rest of the navigation, without being bothered any more by anyone...

I appreciate your candidness. I’m sorry you had to endure that. The story is hot, but nobody should have to endure it. 

Probably impossible, but it would be interesting to get an even group of men and women with similar measuring cups. They would drink the same measure of fluid (beer, water, etc.) and output when desperation is achieved. Then we’d have a basis of intake and output that was scientific. And it would be hot. 
 

it would take a few cycles to synchronize, but it might be interesting. 

I don’t recommend vandalism, but wherever you go I just want to hear about how bad you had to go and where you lost control or where you had no choice but to let it out.

When I stay in hotels, I keep a bottle around. When I’m about to lose control, I put the bottle in front of my dick and let off enough pressure to get back to holding. I’ve accidentally let a few drops loose on the carpet before I got the bottle in place when I didn’t time things right, but I wouldn’t do something that would cause the hotel to hunt me down for money. 

I appreciate the candidness. I’ve only seen series of photoshoots. I’ve always imagined those at the beach or woods have no convenient place for relief, and the models get full and just have to go there. And that is hot. 

I keep a pad to protect my mattress, but I’ve only had a few accidents on it. I’ve woken up a few times in the middle of a dream where I’m pissing to find it’s happening. But I get up and finish in the bathroom. 

I simply want to be with a woman desperate to relieve herself and willing to let me watch. But I have thought about waking up in the morning and using each other for relief to go back to sleep. 

I only watch videos of women pissing. I have no interest in seeing guys at all. I also collect pictures of women pissing. 

No tips. I only heard one thing IRL and I’m not sure I believe it. I went to a summer camp when I was about 12. A friend I met at the camp claimed he would enter his girlfriend and they would piss together. I was already aware of my fetish and also aware not to press for details. I always thought it would be exciting to try, but have not brought it up. 
 

Anybody ever done it for real?

A joke I heard a while back is what is the difference between a ghost buster and a ghost hunter? Ghost hunters can cross their streams. But crossing their streams results in spatter on their legs. 

Interesting. I always wondered how pissing was done before indoor plumbing. I’m sure they stepped outside, but during long sermons or speeches, was it socially acceptable to leave for relief?

For the most part, only by a few pictures I’ve collected. When I was little in the early 80’s, my dad was stationed in Germany. There was an older German woman who would babysit my brother and I occasionally. A few times, she took us for walks and had to step off the road to take a leak. Did not get to view, and I didn’t have the courage at the time to sneak a look or question her about it.

I don’t go in the sink much. Lately, just for a personal experiment, I’ve been pissing in a bottle then dumping it in the sink and rinsing it. I did an experiment years ago where I marked off ounces on a bottle and measured how much was in my bladder for various sensations. I started thinking about that recently and decided to do it again longer term.

I barely remember not having one. When I was little and girls had fewer inhibitions, they’d be playing outside and think nothing of relieving themselves. I remember when I was about 4, another couple boys and I stepped into some playhouse on the playground because we needed to take a leak, and a girl followed us in saying she had to pee too. She squatted down. It didn’t take very much to realize they were different and to grow a desire to see them pissing again. Of course, that was about the time they outgrew it, but in my early 20’s, I found what I needed on the Internet.

There was a case when I was about 3 my mom would babysit a girl about a year older them me. She’d stay in our house a lot, and even spend the night. We’d go into the bathroom together and when we were playing outside, we’d both go together.

Like with cars and footfalls, I prefer if people don’t hear me coming.

It’s something I’d love to experience, but I’m not going to count on it. When I was 12 (long ago), I was at a summer camp where a guy said he would enter his girlfriend and they’d pee together. I always loved the idea, but it isn’t likely to happen for me. For me, having sex with a full bladder is the best, but my wife is terrified of it and will go before sex every time. It’s the and I’ve been dealt…

3 hours ago, weteric said:

Just posted this on another thread, so delete if duplicates not allowed

 

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph632cd717de8a4

For me, that doesn’t work very well. Too much time for no payoff. She talks forever, then just a little dribble.

When I was younger, I was shy about it. But I’ve reached the point where I just flat out ask “where is your head?” (I was in the Navy decades ago.) Or sometimes I’ll say “restroom” depending on the person. Or I’ll just look around for it and slip into it if there are a lot of people.

9 hours ago, Havelock said:

To be clear, starting a new thread was in no way an endorsement or support of language and characterization in the other thread. I’m personally very liberal and do not condone that. I also really like PeeFans because it has a higher quality culture and gender participation than any other pee site I have found and I thank the mods for that. 

I do find differences in peeing culture and norms fascinating and that’s the point of this topic. Most of the content on Peefans is very UK/US centric and there is whole world out there that has different norms and experiences. China is massive and their peeing practices are not well documented in the west. 

My entry into this fetish was actually motivated by growing up in two dramatically different cultures around peeing— one (EU) very open and accepting and another (US) very restrictive. I was fortunate to meet a partner who experienced the same cultural contrast in peeing in her upbringing between China and the west. That opened up my eyes that these contrasts are not just US or UK vs. EU but other places like the east.

It's also fascinating that China’s current culture and politics which have been arguably dominated by conservatism and strict communist control could produce such freedom in peeing. Its an interesting juxtaposition driven by a variety of factors such as economics, rates of modernization, rural vs. urban populations, urban planning, architecture, school systems, traditions and beliefs. I know little of Russian pee norms but perhaps there is a similar parallel there. 

If there was an anthropology program where I could study global cultures in urination, I would probably try to get a PhD!

Anyway, I hope we can have some good and interesting conversations that are non offensive and culturally enlightening for the community. I’ll post more when I have time. 

I agree. It is one thing in Western nations where people have more bathrooms per capita than what we know of China. How do they handle it when multiple women live in the same dorm with one bathroom? Or multiple laborers work in the same building with far less bathrooms than Western building codes? It shouldn’t be a violation of TOS to discuss or theorize about. 

I’m not aware of videos on the subject, but I have a few fantasies about doing this with girls. 

No actual idea, even though I voted. The problem with fantasies is they work great inside your head where everyone had to obey your rules, but when people have free rule and there are communication differences, they don’t work as well. They can lead to horror in the other’s mind. 
 

my ideal is to be with a woman, we both have to relive ourselves, and we do it. I think it would be great try either in front of each other or inside each other. But I have not had the opportunity to communicate that effectively. So, I turn to this site and the Internet to facilitate that fantasy when I can. 

I remember many decades ago in high school, I went to the movies with a friend and his sister. We all had to piss after the movie ended, and his mom picked us up. His younger sister started complaining in the car that the woman before her had hovered over the seat and spayed it. Her mom told her to stop it. I got no further details on the situation. 

I brush my teeth in the sink. But I almost always piss in the shower. Even if I go right before, there is something about the warm water that makes it happen again. 
 

And for men, there is an ancient insult about “you look like the type of guy who gets out of the shower to take a piss. “