PissDude

Never drank from a woman. I have drunk my own. Not something I’d do deliberately, but not bad after several beers. 

My wife has a weird paradox. She’s afraid to have sex while she needs relief, but she’s conditioned to go immediately after sex to mitigate against UTIs. 

Long story, when I was 10 (a long time ago), I was with a family friend’s daughter. When we were younger, I used to get her to play what I called a “naked party”. She eventually grew immune to them. But she had a friend we were playing with one day. The friend characterized herself as my age, but she was two years younger. She said she had to go to the bathroom and disappeared for a while, then came back. I talked her out into the woods alone and tried to sell her on a “naked party”. I asked her if she went to the bathroom while she disappeared and she said no. I had to take a leak and told her so, so I unzipped and relieved myself in front of her. That convinced her to “show me her’s” and we played around for a while. 

She later admitted to her mom that some guy took her out on the woods and got her naked, but never gave me up. I’ve always wondered what it would have been like if we’d gotten together again with full bladders and no adult supervision. I fantasize about it occasionally. 

Here is a fantasy I’ve thought of, and forgive me if I’ve posted it here before. A party where everybody is naked (or at least pants off) and anyone who needs to take a leak has to find somebody else to go with. It’s my fantasy, so it’s men and women have to find the other but in your’s it can be any combination. Or anybody who has to go just goes where they are standing or sitting. I’d prefer notice, like a few minutes of “I have to pee!” Or “I have to take a leak!”

I told my ex-wife and she used it against me. My current wife mentioned something about how disgusted she was at guys who like to watch women “pee”, so I shut our bedroom door and gave her a full discourse on my particular fetish. Her memory sucks though and she doesn’t remember, which is probably for the best. 

 But it will never go away for me. 

I have liiI have little real world experience with this. Fantasy wise, I prefer when my bladder syncs with the picture or video of the girl/woman reliving herself. I haven’t had an opportunity IRL to do this, so I look at pictures and videos of women pissing and project my need onto them. And it can be hot when timed accordingly. 

I can’t imagine losing interest. I might have to stay away from content for a while, but I can’t believe I’d lose interest. Sooner or later I’ll have to take a leak and be alone, and I’m right back into it. 

Depends on the situation. If I’m out and about, it scares me. If I’m home and alone, it excites me. 

I either keep a bottle or piss in the sink or shower. I do my best not to leave any evidence. 

I think so. But like others said, it should be defined. But any agreement between two people should be valid. 

It’s strange how I got into this. When I was about 3, my mom babysat for some girls about a year older than me. I spent a lot of time with one in particular. I think her name was Rachael. She would stay over. We were both young and had to relive ourselves, so it made sense to do so together. I remember we got in trouble at least once, but it didn’t make sense. 
 

As I got older, I’d fantasize about girls needing relief. It snowballed from there. 

I haven’t had to worry about it, but I went to an ultrasound with my ex wife for our firstborn. She was very legalistic about following instructions. She drank the recommended amount of fluids before hand. But since doctors aren’t trained to keep appointments in med school, hers ran late. She had to beg the receptionist to let a little bit out. Then, when she was called back, her bladder was too full so she had to let more out. 
 

She didn’t share my fascination, so that’s all I have to go on. 

I love to masturbate while I need to piss. I’ve only had sex a few times in the same state because it’s hard to time. I’d love to experience mutual full bladders, but I doubt that will happen for me. But when I’m alone and can time it right, I can fill up, jack it, and let go as needed. I keep a bottle nearby for losing control. I let out just enough to get control back, then continue until I’m done. 

For me, knowing she has to piss is an important part of the fantasy. I want to enjoy the fact that she’s holding it before she lets go. I want to hear how bad she had to do; how uncomfortable holding it is. 

22 hours ago, WillAndSarah said:

 

 

Hey there! Mind if we ask what are these fantasies of yours, about which you believe you'll never find a woman who'd want to play them out?

I know that's a heck of a thing for a stranger like me to ask, but after all, we are here in this community full of people who love peeing, of all things, and besides, in all likelihood neither we nor anyone here on Peefans will ever know your real-life identity anyway (unless you choose to tell them), so really what have you got to lose? Besides, you might just find that it's a relief to put them out there, even if all that means is that you anonymously tell it to some strangers on the internet. Anyways, if you do choose to tell us, feel free to do so via PM rather than here on the public forum if you feel more comfortable that way.

The reason we ask is because what you said hits very close to home for us. Specifically, he spent the first decades of his life believing - as it sounds like you might be believing now - that there was no way he would ever be able to really open up to ANYONE about his desires and fantasies, let alone opening up to a romantic partner, let alone to a romantic partner who turns out to be perfectly able and willing to satisfy them! But that all turned out to be totally wrong, and we consider our life together to be one that stands as living proof that IT IS POSSIBLE. And please believe me when I say that we are nobody special, really; if we did it, then anyone can do it.

Obviously we don't know what sort of fantasies you might have, but whatever they are, we think it's a sure bet that there ARE other people out there who are either already into it themselves, or might just have a degree of interest or intrigue about exploring it, or, like our better half (Sarah), might never have thought about it before but are simply willing to give it a sincere try. Now, here we are, and she loves it just as much as he does (still blows his mind, but it's true)! Sure, it took some time to get from her having no interest in pee whatsoever to enjoying it really quite a lot, very often, as part of sex and in other ways as well. But we did it, and now, she loves it just as much as he does (still blows his mind, but it's a fact)! And you know what else? That journey was not difficult or complicated or tiresome or stressful; on the contrary, we would both describe that process as overall pleasant, peaceful, and liberating; one which ultimately led to a significant reduction in stress in our relationship, greater intimacy and enhanced appreciation for one another, and greater sense of well-being for all involved. Far from being anything to fear or avoid, we think that, if anything, this process could be one worth looking forward to. And why not?

We have a LOT of thoughts about this topic, and have even been working on a somewhat lengthy post about a very similar topic, but we also don't want to sound preachy or give unsolicited advice. Regardless of whether or not you choose to anonymously divulge your fantasies here, please do reach out to us if you'd like to talk, for whatever reason. Our heart goes out to you, and we hope you find some measure of encouragement in this post as well as in this community in general. We hope to hear from you; take care. And unless you have desires that are illegal or harmful to others, then please don't be ashamed of them, whatever they may be. You deserve better than to live with undeserved shame; we all do, and what's more, we suspect that, one day, you might just discover that these unusual or "bizarre" fantasies of yours - the ones you don't think anyone else would ever possibly share or want to partake in - they're actually pretty fucking cool to have after all, once you manage to sort things out in whatever way is right for you. Easier said than done, but still. It's okay to be have them (as long as we're not talking about anything illegal, or anything that violates consent, or anything that causes harm to nonconsenting others).

I’ve posted many times here that I enjoy stimulation when I have to take a leak and I’d love to spend time with a woman that does too. I won’t admit it to my wife since I told my ex-wife and she tried to use it against me. Long story, but I’ve posted about it here over the years. 

Fantasies work great in your own mind where everybody has to play by your rules. Not so much in real life. I know what works in my mind, but I doubt I’d ever find a woman who would go for it. 

7 hours ago, topgag said:

if someone approached you at the nude beach to ask for directions and started pissing during the explanation, would you mind?

To be fair, given personal preference, if a woman approached me nude and started asking for directions and posed herself, I would have appreciated know how bad she had to go first. 

9 hours ago, Havelock said:

I don’t think I’ve ever seen that one. If you come across it please share. One I remember is a porn start getting out of a van. It looked like she was in transit somewhere. She tells the camera guy she has to pee and asks if she can just do it there. They tell her she can and she does. Hot.

I think I have this one (or one like it) saved. It’s hard to find though. But it’s hot, and the girl pisses next to a dumpster for a long time. She really did have to go. 

On 7/31/2020 at 4:15 AM, Sophie said:

 

Dashing across the landing definitely would have made things harder to hold. 

My brain definitely is a teaser. When I need to pee it could think about other things to help me, but no! Instead it will constantly remind me that I need to pee, over and over again. The condition of my bladder is permanently on my mind once I reach a certain fullness. Maybe it's a survival emergency thing. "Sophie, you are reaching a critical level. Find a toilet now! I will not stop reminding you until you find somewhere to pee, or lose control"

I’ve been curious about this with women. If you need relief and expose your vagina, does it make it harder to hold?

I’ve never been involved in one, and I probably never will be. I remember when I was younger, if I was somewhere like the gym and wearing a towel after a workout and needing a leak, I’d universally get an erection. I kind of outgrew it after a while. But I’ve always wondered, especially for women, if you have to piss while naked, is it harder to hold in? Or is it not a factor? I’ve never been able to ask IRL. 

I don’t mind narration as long as it matches. If the girl is talking about how bad she needs to go, then actually goes a lot, it’s great. But if she says she has to pee really bad and it’s just a dribble, it’s a let down. 
 

Nerdy Fairy is about perfect for me. Not too long, not too short, and there is a payoff. 

I’ve often wondered how it worked before indoor plumbing. A lad is out in the field with a ladie and one of their bladders becomes too full to handle. What did they do? I’m sure it was hot. 

I’ve given this some thought after two marriages. With my first wife, I confessed my fetish, and she ended up using it against me in some cruel ways. I did not tell my current wife about it until one day, less than two year ago, she made some comment about men who like watching women pee. I shut the bedroom door so our children couldn’t hear and gave her a full discourse on my fetish. I described a time when we were dating when I’d had several cups of coffee and realized I was going to have to piss soon, when she came up and grabbed me and I had the biggest erection of my life. We boned while I had to piss like my life depended on it and it was so hot. When we got done, I ran to the bathroom and pissed in the shower because I was at my limit and I would not have been able to make the toilet. It was my most favorite sex of my life. But her memory isn’t good and she doesn’t remember that conversation which is probably for the best.

I assume if I met a woman who was into the same thing I am, I’d find a way to keep it related to pissing but not sex so it’s not adultery. I hope. My wife loved me at the lowest point of my life after my divorce and that of all things deserves loyalty.

The problem can be playing to your audience. I have specific words or phrases that resonate with me. I don’t know if many female writers can hit those Communication works in that you have a thought, you encode it into text or voice, the receiver decodes it, and hopefully it’s understood. It doesn’t always work that way. Few female authors can describe a need to relieve themselves in a way that might resonate with me. Likewise, I doubt many male authors can describe a way that will resonate with the female readers.

I often use Nerdy Fairy as an example. Her videos are almost perfect. They’re short; usually less than 5 minutes, and she talks about how much she has to relieve herself, but then there’s the payoff: She pisses quite a bit. I’m happy with that. Not too long; not too short; but the payoff is equal to what is described. I’m not sure how to translate that into narrative though. So I don’t know if female authors and male authors can properly write a story to turn each other on.

My dad was stationed in Germany in the 80’s. Sometimes when we traveled we’d stay in hostiles. There would be one bathroom on a floor, but sometimes a bidet in a room. It was often easier to take a leak in the bidet than to wait for the bathroom to become available. 

It’s something I’ve always wanted to experience, but probably never will. One night more than a year ago, my wife made a comment about “men who like watching women pee” in a negative context. I shut the bedroom door and gave her a full discourse on my entire philosophy of the subject and experiences, including the time I’d had a lot of coffee and she grabbed my dick to indicate she wanted attention and I went through with it even though I didn’t think I’d last and how hot it was. I jumped off her as soon as I’d finished and pissed in the shower.

Her memory isn’t very good and she has no recollection of the conversation, which is probably for the best. I confessed to my ex wife and she held things against me, so I’m in no rush to repeat that.