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I think I may have posted something about this before, but probably as a comment in a different thread. I thought it would be fun to start a thread devoted completely to this.

Back in December when I was at a nursery looking for a Christmas tree, they had paperwhites (a type of narcissus) for sale outside. I noticed that the smell very much reminded me of urine, and was totally not what I'd expect from a flower. I have looked online at some people describing the smell, and I'm not the only one to think that. It is claimed that the chemical compound that produces this urine-like scent is indole, which is the same compound that gives the bacterium E. coli its stink. As a biologist, I have smelled E. coli cultures, and they DO have a gross stink, but not in a way that reminds me of pee--and certainly not in the way that paperwhites do. I wouldn't say that paperwhites smell disgusting--but they don't smell floral either. It is also said that jasmine and gardenias have indole in them, although jasmine in particular contains other compounds that give it its characteristic sweet scent (that are shared with honeysuckle and a few other plants). I certainly don't think jasmine smells like pee--although for something so romantic-smelling, it is interesting to think that there's a bit of pee smell hidden in it 🙂.

Recently the weather here has been a bit more spring-y and less wintry, and I was reminded that very early in springtime, when the grass is green and damp and the sun comes out for the first few days, the ground gives off an earthy smell that in some places is a bit reminiscent of pee as well. Though that COULD be because some animals have actually peed there and the smell is evaporating for the first time due to the sun.

I've also noticed zucchini having a smell that reminds me a bit of pee--not on the counter or when cooking, but after eating it, there's a sort of aftertaste, an "aftersmell" if you will, that's a tiny bit pee-like.

What other things have people on here noticed that reminded them a bit of pee?

On 1/22/2024 at 2:36 AM, Jamespeelover said:

All I said was yay I heard (name)in the bathroom again. It wasn't really dirty.

If she brings it up, and that's all it was (i.e., this was the only post in the chat that mentioned peeing, not merely one post in a longer pee-related conversation that all got included), you could pretend that the "yay" was joking and that you'd had enough people walking by you to use the bathroom all day, so you sort of ranted about it to your friend. Depending on the greater context that may or may not work.

I'm guessing it was because you are blind, I have never been asked if I needed help when providing a urine sample, nor have I heard of anyone else being asked that. 

I would think that "helping" would probably involve holding the cup for you while you pee into it--or else possibly orienting you to where the door in the wall is where you are supposed to leave the sample, either before and after you collecting it, and leaving for the actual pee. I highly doubt that staff are in any way allowed to touch patients' genitals, that would open them up to so many potential accusations and it isn't really necessary even for disabled patients. Yes, there are instances where doctors must touch almost anywhere on the body as part of their jobs, however that is done as minimally as possible and only when the doctor must perform a procedure on or feel the body part in question to diagnose or treat a condition.

On 7/25/2023 at 4:35 PM, hold_on said:

I've counted mine...I seem to have about 9 contractions and the feeling lasts about 15 seconds in total.

I was going to say this is actually on the longer and for a guy--but then I thought a bit about myself. I think mine are somewhat on the weak side too given some health issues I have down there. If you only count what happens "by itself", then it's usually only about 5 contractions, and it's under 10 seconds. The feeling is most intense before the first spasm, and mostly has subsided after this part. However, if I put pressure on my penis, either by squeezing it or thrusting it hard against something, the feeling comes back and it twitches a few more times. If I'm just being efficient in trying to get off like in a bathroom or whatever I often don't even get to this part--but if you count until the point where further touch no longer keeps the feeling going, then I'm probably also in the ballpark of what you mention. In any case, the sensation is not full intensity for much more than 5 seconds, and the amount that comes out is very dependent on how long I've gone without cumming, but even at "best" it's not more than 5 seconds to get it out before the rest is "dry".

From watching videos, I think this is quite common for guys. While there ARE quite some videos of guys squirting 6 or more high pressure streams a few feet or more, this is almost certainly the exception rather than the rule. These guys' videos are likely in high demand because it's that unusual, so they keep making them, and I've heard that a few might even use some sort of performance enhancing drugs. However, if you watch compilations or whatever, there are plenty of instances of guys who maybe give a brief moan, twitch a few times, and then it's mostly subsided. So I wouldn't worry that there's something wrong with you at all.

Even with regard to women, from what I've seen their contractions can often die down rather quickly as well after starting. If you measured for them like you did for guys--like how long it takes, after the first spasm, until they die down, it might not be that long on average. I doubt that even most women who claim to get 30 second orgasms are lying there actively pulsing and twitching for 30 seconds straight without doing anything--that would be like 30-40 twitches in a row (though I may be wrong). What's different is that it seems that for many women they aren't "done" like most guys after one set of contractions--they can build up to another one quite quickly after even a short pause, plus the overall feeling seems to be more intense. 

Speaking of which, 

On 7/25/2023 at 10:11 AM, Bacardi said:

Im not sure how to measure length of orgasms, but mine usually last 3-5 waves I guess. Meaning how many times my body jerks when i cum, if that makes any sense. So it's normally just a few seconds. Guess mine are on the shorter side as well 😬

If you wouldn't mind clarifying Bacardi, do you mean only twitching 3-5 times "down there" (which I'd think would be short to normal even for most guys)? Or do you mean having the feeling return 3-5 times after going away briefly? Totally fine if you're not up for answering.

On 1/15/2024 at 3:35 PM, AshySlashy said:

Same, i love pissing outside, but ive  peed on public toilet floors more then once lets just say, and have both witnessed and heard people splashing thru my huge ass puddles after ive finoshed lol

 

I also may, or may not have purposly aimed directly for this one kids foot once at a urinal just because i noticed he was wearing sandles and i was pretty desperate and "accidently" hit his foot

Hopefully this was when you were a kid too--otherwise that isn't very nice, picking on a kid in sandals. Well, even if you WERE a kid it isn't exactly nice, but at least it's plenty excusable as the kind of game boys would get up to.

On 1/18/2024 at 2:59 PM, SnakeFace said:

I first tried this with my foreskin when I was maybe 12. It's fun to try, the pee still comes out and just builds up under the foreskin. Also fun to try squeezing the pee hole itself and trying to pee. I have done it well before and felt it build through my urethra.

That hurts for me, in a bad way that suggests it could actually do some damage (squeezing the hole itself--not using the foreskin). All the pressure is on the part of the urethra just inside the tip, that unlike the part near the bladder doesn't seem made to withstand it.

22 hours ago, MRJH22 said:

Reading this reminded me that I did try this years ago. I was around 12 maybe. May have to try again. I remember it blooming up before I released it but not how it felt. What’s this about catching cum this way? Not sure how that would be possible to do when hard.

It's possible if the foreskin is long enough that you can still pull it over the head while hard.

22 hours ago, SnakeFace said:

Have never tried catching cum in the foreskin either. It sounds a bit unhygenic to me.

But I suppose pee is as well and yet I want to pee everywhere.

It seems it's only really unhygienic if you keep it in there for a long time to where it kind of gets "stale"--the cum touches the tip anyway even if you DON'T do anything to catch it. This reminds me, occasionally I will hold the foreskin mostly closed while peeing after cumming, to allow the pressure of the pee to wash the area around the tip clean and get rid of the sticky feeling.

I think it's a short urethra (without a prostate in the way), and a big and stretchy bladder. For any given bladder size, it also helps distance--but reduces flow--if the pee hole itself is small. Though some power peeing women in videos have very thick streams too, so this isn't a requirement if the bladder is big and full enough. Men tend to have the narrowest part of the urethra not at the tip but just below the bladder, which doesn't help distance.

Maybe the title and the tone of how you wrote the post isn't so great and that's why you haven't gotten responses. For the title, it makes it sound like you did some research (as in reading stuff by yourself), it's not clear that your asking a question. And in the post itself, saying things like "then you will be allowed to pee"--that makes it sound like an order. It also maybe sounded like you wanted someone to do it in front of you (even if virtually, via video or audio), with you telling them when to do what.

I can't imagine that among all the women here, nobody is as interested in the answer to this question as you are. I'm sure some of them have used a vibrator while holding before, even if they didn't take note of how the sensations in the clitoris were different. There are quite some "questions for the women" and "questions for the men" that DO get answered, so I don't think that everyone is too shy to discuss this. Maybe rephrase and post again?

I've long wondered whether it would be possible to create a hose attachment that could make a good enough seal with the female anatomy to allow mess-free peeing while lounging in a chair clothed or even lying in bed. I mostly came to the conclusion that as enticing as the idea sounds, it probably wouldn't work well. 

The description of this device seems to support this conclusion. Despite the "wand" part actually sitting inside the labia after they are spread, and despite the suction, it only catches 95% of the urine. That is passably OK in a hospital where bodily fluids tend to get everywhere anyway, but doesn't exactly make for a relaxing pee at home on a cold morning when you don't want to get out of bed. That seems like it will unfortunately be the sole right of males with bottles for the time being. And even for them, there are times when a bottle has spilled a bit as I tilting it back upright after peeing into it sideways. You really do have to be standing to guarantee not making a mess.

6 hours ago, secretfan said:

So you've used urinals in the past? How did the guys react?

If you look through Vanessa's post history on here, you will find many stories of her peeing in front of guys, often not caring much if they see her! It seems the guys she regularly hangs out with must be very used to her by now...

21 hours ago, Loller said:

Just my two cents as a man but I prefer the Missoir female urinal. It's more closer to male urinals in the sense that there's less privacy as you are right next to other ladies and you have the opportunity for some chatting while peeing just like guys can do.

Anyway, more female urinals would be a great step in making public restrooms more equal.

 

According to one poster here, this is what a lot of Asian bathrooms are like (squat toilets out in the open, without any real dividers between them). I never knew how much to believe that poster, as the female toilets in Asia that I've actually seen in video had stalls just like Western bathrooms, even when the toilets were of the squatting style. I don't know whether the screen helps or hurts the mess relative to an uncovered trough.

On 12/22/2023 at 10:30 PM, Darlene said:

Mine isn’t covered up but still fat asf.

Beautiful, thanks for sharing!

3 hours ago, Sarah_Hiker31 said:

What should I search up to get a picture of what you peed in. Or could you link an a image.

I was just about to respond that I had an idea of what glad1 was referring to, because urinal.net has pictures of them. Now seeing his picture, it confirms that my idea was correct.

These type of urinals seem to be common in some countries, for instance Australia: https://urinal.net/tocumwal_public/ https://urinal.net/evandale_public/, and Mexico: https://urinal.net/cantina_bar_el_chembech/. That last one is a particularly entertaining example because someone put faces of former President Trump to aim for on the wall lol.

They seem to be extremely rare in the US though, if they exist at all. Even in the most rural, least maintained, "dirty" public bathrooms, they either have "metal box" type urinals (you can find lots of pictures of those on urinal.net too), or else they have higher troughs, like this one: https://urinal.net/chapin_park/. The only type here in the US that I've seen where the drain is at floor level are individual ceramic fixtures that are recessed into the wall. It seems that possibly in the US, men aren't trusted to not pee on their own shoes or the shoes of the other men peeing next to them if the drain is on the floor. If so, I wonder what that says about us American men!

I don't know if there are any videos of it in use (unlike the Lapee, women can't see out while using it, so you also can't see their heads unless you're inside, in which case they don't have that much privacy, even in the "shy" one). However, in this article there's a picture showing women pretending to use it (with all their clothes still on): https://guestofaguest.com/new-york/nightlife/reasons-the-pollee-the-new-womens-urinal-will-never-take-off. So I assume this is the way they're intended to be used. It's possible that some women with really forward streams would opt to use them facing toward the center instead, but I assume this would be very rare, because then they can't see what's going on around them for safety, and they also would be sticking their rear ends in the faces of everyone who goes past.

I used to post over there as well, but discovered this place as Peesearch was in the process of going downhill (going down the toilet?). From when I found this place, it always seemed more active.

Working somewhere with a gender neutral bathroom presents great opportunities for people like us, because we get to be in the bathroom while women we know and talk to throughout the day are peeing. The only downside I could see is that they're colleagues, and we need to be professional around them all other times. It can contribute to getting some wires crossed in our brains.

On 12/13/2023 at 7:03 PM, DoctorDoctor said:

I picked up my GF from her shift at her job, because her car was in the shop.  (As I mentioned before, she isn't into any type of pee play at all - just doesn't interest her, so I don't push it).  As she was getting into the car, I noticed that she had both thumbs inside the waistband of her tight, black leggings pulling them forward and away from her waist, slightly.  I also thought that I noticed a sizeable bladder bump.  I asked her about the strange waistband tugging and got an earful.

I'm sorry for you to have to put up with a girlfriend who is not only not into pee related stuff herself, but seems annoyed and offended even at your own interest.

10 hours ago, Great Horned Owl said:

We did more foreplay while I listened to her sister. Finally when sister was done and back in her bedroom I was able to stick my rock hard penis deep inside of my fiance and blew up 20 seconds later drenching her and the bed. A very gratifying end to a very exciting night.

Given that you said you drenched the bed, does that mean that you needed to pee too?

Though I'm sure the technology has progressed from what used to be used for porn, even modern rendered porn doesn't strike me as nearly as lifelike as the renderings used in regular movies like the Lion King (the photo-real version, not the cartoon one) or even most Disney/Pixar films. The porn characters look like a combination of plastic and silicone with bits of chicken fat hanging from them, not like real human bodies. A good percentage of paintings on DeviantArt even look more natural than this, although of course they're not animated. Maybe if you're into this game, then it looks OK because you're used to the tricks that game creators need to use to make real-time rendering at high frame rates possible, but if you're actually into animated film, not so much. I mean, look at this--and it's 9 years old! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjHiC0mt4Ts

4 minutes ago, Darlene said:

A picture of mines. Ebony hairy pussy.. 💕

That last one is yours? Thanks for sharing! It's always interesting to see what other people on here have, male or female.

1 hour ago, Great Horned Owl said:

The holidays can lead to some interesting pee encounters. This past weekend went to a party across town with about 25 people. People drinking, girls wearing party dresses.

I happened to witness one of the women I had my eye on stroll upstairs to use the toilet because the downstairs one was occupied. I managed to sneak up quietly behind her and watch her enter the bathroom at a leisurely pace. She was 5.8 135, 50ish, mixed black and grey frizzy hair, 3 inch heels very short gold sequin party dress, black panties. She did not even bother to shut the bathroom door so I was able to peak around the corner without being detected. Girl pulled her lace black panties down and did not even look desperate. She stood over the toilet and let out a thin stream of urine into the middle of the bowl with no spray or hiss. She spread her legs around the bowl and used her right hand to spread her labia while fluffing her hair with her left hand. Her flow kept emptying into the toilet slow and steady. After 58 seconds she tapered to a few drops which ended 10 seconds later. A quick wipe followed by her pulling her panties up. I made sure to quietly depart when she went to wash her hands.

Two hours later this same girl used the downstairs toilet but closed the door this time and let out a 45 second steady flow into the toilet while most likely standing over the toilet. She left the party after that.

I promptly focused my attention on my girlfriend and her antics during the party and after. Other girls used the toilet but I had limited success in monitoring their behavior.

More to come later.

Horney Old Owl

Standing pees by women must be relatively rare, and so to actually witness one from the one woman who neglected to shut the door is especially lucky. Then again, it's possible that these occur together more often than by chance, both being a tendency of women who don't care too much about doing what's expected.

On 7/19/2020 at 11:12 AM, oliver2 said:

(apologies to Dorothy Parker, who is, in any case, thoroughly dead and unable to object)

Electric fences pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Wetting stains you;
High squats cause cramp.
In the street ain't lawful;
Earth closets are old;
On the carpet smells awful;
You might as well hold.

If you hadn't written the actual poets you were trying to emulate, I might have guessed that this and maybe even the next one were written by Dr. Seuss.

Speaking of which:

I don't like a naughty pee. Sam I am, it's not for me!
Would you, could you, in the dark? Would you, could you in a park?
Would you, could you, on the floor? On a shelf, or out the door?
Would you pee your pants in class? would you pee out on the grass?
Would you riding on the train? or would you, could you, in the rain?
Would you soak a fitting room? how 'bout peeing live on Zoom?
Would you soak the hotel sheets? Would you tinkle in a box of sweets? 
Would you squat in an elevator? or only find a restroom later?
 

15 hours ago, sillyme said:

What about public bathroom floor peeing, fitting room peeing, elevator peeing and hotel carpet peeing? Does anyone know of countries where that is more common, more socially acceptable, and if you do get caught only at the most you’ll get a small fine?

It seems unlikely there is any country where this is generally socially acceptable. Basically, you would need somewhere where people don't take hygiene/cleanliness very seriously. These activities are frowned upon because, unlike in the outdoors, people spend considerable work keeping these sorts of places clean.

Rather than look for a particular country, you are better off looking for less fancy, "upscale" places in whatever area of the world. Peeing on the bathroom floor in a boutique or fancy hotel lobby is likely not well accepted anywhere in the world, but peeing on the floor of a bathroom at a rest stop in the middle of nowhere, or even at a beach where the floor is often wet and sandy, would be less so. Of course, it probably feels "more naughty" peeing in a fancy place, but the reason for this is exactly that it's less acceptable and more outside the norm there. You can't have it both ways. Plenty of people here on Peefans have admitted to doing these activities, and I'm suspecting most of them are in developed, Western countries. They just rely on not getting caught...

On 11/29/2023 at 8:50 PM, Peekid said:

This is hot, at least in my opinion 

It's also difficult to believe though, at least for me. Nudists peeing outside in the view of others is one thing, and not too hard to imagine (though some other nudists here have said even that is frowned upon at their nudist cultural gatherings). However, spraying everywhere and not caring if it splashes all over your own legs, or even on the people around you? Nudists are not some kind of unsanitary bunch who walk around dirty all the time and don't mind being covered in random other people's bodily fluids. That story makes it sound as though nudists are barely potty trained...

I might, in limited instances, be interested in this kind of roleplay if I were in the caretaker role, helping guide a woman to go pee. This wouldn't be nearly as interesting as us BOTH roleplaying together in a younger role though, like pretending we were kids playing hide and seek who had to find a place to go.

It must have been a good experience to find someone who understood your feelings about this and was willing to play along.