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3 hours ago, spywareonya said:
Oh MY GODDESS
I want to build a fake account and pretend I am a boy, without telling Alex
It could be easy as I am already bisexual!!!
I will make sexist comments and offend girls, post extreme political views, and talk only about weapons and cars!!!
OMG AMAZING AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do you mean on this forum?
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On 9/2/2018 at 3:24 PM, nopjans said:
"Everyone can use a little extra Betty in their life,"
I agree with her!
This line right here, magical. Screaming of narcissism to reason that others unknowingly drinking her pee is what's best for them. I also really like the sandcastle pee because it's usually kids that build them. Very crude act by both ladies!
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3 hours ago, spywareonya said:
I appreciated all your thread but I have to ask
Isn't it "cheating" infringing the self-accepted limitation never to have pleasure from anything beside your girlfriend and eventually fantasies/porn?
Well yes but that self-accepted limitation is social conditioning. No one person can fully satisfy our desires, but we are taught to entrust one person with such a burden, and most often, the 2 involved are left dissatisfied with each other, at least sometimes. If one cannot even have fantasies, just because they are with someone, that is unreasonable. How far is the other person's loyalty obligation? Say one person constantly refuses intimacy. This abuses the other's sacrifice and is a different form of cheating, although rarely recognized. If you place your fulfillment upon me at the expense of ignoring everyone else and all other forms of pleasure, then you have a right to expect that I meet your desires in return 80 percent of the time because you have no other outlets. Now say I deprive you for months, years even. I've cheated on your loyalty by disrespecting your intimacy needs. Another thing is the word pleasure. Where is the line drawn? Say you are hetero and enjoy talking to a coworker of the opposite sex and become friends. Is this enough pleasure to qualify as cheating? So that's why I say it's not cheating up until the point of emotional or physical connection. Light flirt and fantasy are reasonable to me. I would say that loyalty despite a natural desire for other people is an immense show of inner strength, so long as those lines aren't crossed.
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I don't consider this cheating and here's why,
You derived enjoyment of a sexual nature from the fluids of another woman, as opposed to directly interacting with her. You have not had physical or emotional contact with her, plus this woman is not aware or knowingly participating in your sexual enjoyment of her pee, so I consider it no more cheating than admiring a coworker from afar and never acting on it. As a man you are attracted to good looking women, it's natural, it's what nature designed us to do. But remember every time you're out and see a hot random woman that you know you would enjoy having sex with, you keep your admiration of her to yourself, simple as that. Now is licking her pee from the seat taking it a step further? Sure but still, you are not interacting with the woman herself in any way, so in my view, her pee is too far removed from actual contact to call it cheating. Your girlfriend probably would consider it cheating, or at least betrayal to a degree, but this is similar to peaking at another woman in public while you're with her. You know that you're not going to hit on her, and are just admiring a great body, but she will never see it that way, and will think you want that woman instead. There is research about how most people, men and women admit that they would cheat on their partner if they knew they wouldn't get caught. So from that you could conclude that people just decide to hold back in most cases and admire others without acting. And chances are, your girlfriend looks at other men from time to time as well, with no intention of cheating, but just admiring an attractive man, nothing more. Even married women often enjoy some light flirting when their husbands aren't around.
All this ranting was to make the point that as long as you are not actually pursuing this other woman, than I argue it's not cheating. Now if you ever take this a step further and make a move on her, that is certainly betrayal to your partner. Even if she rejects you, you intended to cheat. So I would say just keep it under control and don't let it cross that line into pursuit.
And as a side caution, you may want to reconsider licking the seat anyway. Say she farts while peeing, microscopic fecal matter could be on the seat waiting with nasty bacteria. Not to mention the other asses that may touch the seat. This woman may contract an std at some point, or may already have one, and some diseases can spread if you lick the toilet seat after she sprayed all over it. STD's are getting worse these days, many are becoming resistant to antibiotics, and there is a new necrotic flesh eating one emerging that eats your genitals off. The news has been quiet about that one. Imagine that in your mouth. And consider that you may spread anything you catch to your girlfriend. That's a far worse offense.
Careful.
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5 hours ago, spywareonya said:
Left me speechless
Once again, the cure for details. the writing skilfulness, the power of images
It took a bit to be read in its entirety, I'm used to shorter stories, but it was a masterpiece
My favourite thing was your ability, more than anything in the very last portion, to describe how people get over negative emotions through the inherent unreletness of emotions themselves, which is indeed the core of life
wow, man, wow
It was a bit longer than my usual, but l usually do long stories anyway, everyone's used to it by now. Actually I feel it needed to be a page or so longer to properly cover the scope.
Thanks for the thoughtful analysis about the emotions, I wasn't sure if that theme came across.
@bpb A thanks to you as well. Agree, I would love to be there for this too!
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The Sweetest Summer Job 2
Following the first day of working at his uncle Gipp's appliance store, Brenden arrived back home, his mind occupied as it clung to the visual of seeing Shelly, his uncle's foxy wife take a desperate piss in the basement of a customer's home as he helped her install a new dryer. Such a beautiful sight, and the unexpected mutual masturbation on each other that followed during the ride back to the store were the most exciting events ever to occur in his life. As he walked in the front door, his father asked, “Well, how was it? Sore yet, haha!” Brenden's mother elbowed the old man in the chest playfully, saying, “Knock it off, can't you see the boy is tired? Honey, dinner's in the oven. Tell us about your first day...after you get a shower of course.”
In the shower, he wasted not a moment doing more than just cleaning himself. Even after a strong ejaculation, he couldn't stop thinking about what happened. He had been aroused for so long that it became mentally fatiguing, to the point of struggling to be coherent and avoid hinting to the forbidden encounter as he spoke to his parents. In his bedroom that night, hand lotion and tissues where put to good use. Hearing his parents having sex as he walked toward the restroom late in the night didn't help to relieve his over-stimulated mind. At a young age, he heard his mother's moans of passion and innocently wandered into their bedroom, which was foolishly left unlocked. One brief peak inside introduced him to the scary sight of her curvy tanned ass aggressively shaking and grinding atop of his father. It was not soft lovemaking he caught a glimpse of, but an otherwise soft-spoken lady taking control, and treating herself to a great fuck. Even the sound of their bed smacking the wall and her loud deep breathing were still vivid in his memory throughout the years since. Brenden never had the courage to tell them they weren't as discreet as they thought. Those high-pitched moans when she came were always just audible enough to know what was happening, and he learned to time late night toilet visits around their action, when they assumed he was asleep. Keeping his fan running at medium speed usually drowned her out on nights when she was especially loud. Sometimes, he didn't want to hear, but on certain nights such as this, the sound of sex nearby intensified whatever acts he was imagining.
Arriving at work the next morning, excited to be in Shelly's presence again, he was quickly reassured that she was serious about the experience never having happened, responding to his smile and enthusiastic 'Good morning' with a simple reply of, “Hello.” Her demeanor was noticeably colder toward him than the day before, clearly hinting to Brenden that what they did was history. She assigned him to in-store work, helping his uncle with sales and maintenance while she went out on deliveries with Dave, who was now back after missing the previous day and normally did deliveries and installations. Brenden, unsurprisingly struggled to stay focused, distracted by recurring thoughts of the day before, and the disappointment of not being in her presence. A run-in with a mature and seasoned woman was proving too much for his young mind. Only on a few occasions throughout the day did he see her, returning briefly only to head out on another delivery and installation job. Seeing her toned curves, ass and muscular legs in tight shorts again was pure pain. The day's end left him depressed, eventually feeling that Shelly took advantage of him. He came to think that she used his lack of experience for a quick thrill, or maybe as a tactic to ensure he would keep quiet about her peeing in a customer's home.
That night, he tried to get his mind off of Shelly by joining some online friends in Call of Duty. The household was a bit more lively than usual due to it being his mother's birthday and her friend Andrea coming over for a drink to celebrate. When she eventually made her way up to use the bathroom across the hall from his room, conveniently right when the game was loading, he felt compelled to walk over and stand by the door to listen. He could hear her lifting the toilet lid, followed by a strong stream smashing into the water. So many times in the past, Andrea used their bathroom with Brenden in his room nearby, never having an interest in listening to her. Now, the intense excitement that Shelly awakened had a grip of him again, as Andrea continued her loud piss. She served as further proof that women can pee much more than he imagined, her flow stronger and longer lasting than his had ever been. Hearing her gush stop suddenly, he returned to his room before she quickly came out, still fastening her belt as the toilet finished its flush. She seemed sexier than ever as her tight jeans hugged her rounded ass while she headed back down to the kitchen. His erection was itching for a release, but he forced himself to focus on the game, which proved therapeutic to put his mind elsewhere. Only a few hours later when everyone in the game chat called it a night, leaving him alone again, did thoughts of Shelly and Andrea return. His right hand was again made useful before bed. He made sure to turn his fan on, just in case his parents had a particular type of celebration planned.
The next morning, Brenden arrived at work and was presented with a new situation. His Uncle Gipp told him upon arrival that Shelly wasn't feeling good, and that she asked for some medicine from the pharmacy. Immediately he felt a refreshing jolt of liveliness, not only for a chance to escape the boredom of working the register and doing inventory counts, but for the chance to be in Shelly's presence and have her attention, if only for a minute. En route to the local pharmacy, his mood took a dip, reminding himself that she was adamant about forgetting the whole thing ever happened. He asked himself why he was even bothering to get excited just to be disappointed again, in addition to lusting for his own uncle's wife. Brenden wasn't foolish enough to think that he was in for some wild steamy experience, but his mind just wouldn't let go of such thoughts. Like annoying auto-play advertisements blocking a PC screen, involuntary imagery of Shelly pissing and having orgasms filled his head every second. He saw himself fingering, eating, and fucking her, making her scream out.
Inside the pharmacy to get a bottle of Kaopectate stomach relief, he remained absorbed in the stupor of sexual fantasy as he stood in line for checkout. On the road to his Uncle Gipp and Shelly's house, he calmed his nerves the best he could. After knocking on the door a few times, she didn't open it. He knocked again and still she didn't answer. The front door was unlocked so he figured she must've left it that way just before he arrived, expecting that he would let himself in. Entering the house, he called out Shelly's name two times, and heard no response. Now beginning to worry, he headed upstairs, calling her again as he gently pushed the bedroom door open. Inside, Shelly was sound asleep. He approached to wake her up, and then saw the blanket a few inches short of covering her bare ass. Instantly he began to grow hard at the sexy sight. He stepped back toward the doorway to avoid looking like a pervert and called out again, this time waking her.
Shelly stretched and thanked Brenden for the medicine, telling him to set it on the table by the door. After putting it down, he turned to leave when she confessed that she wasn't really sick, but just wanted to sleep in for a day. He joked that he would make sure to have his Uncle Gipp discipline her. Shelly chuckled. He then decided to ask her how she expected him to just move on. She looked away toward the window and said nothing. After an awkward silence, he took the hint and started to leave. Shelly stopped him, saying, “Hey wait, wait. You never even answered my question the other day.” He looked at her with a confused stare, not knowing what question she was referring to. She continued, “On our way back, before we...you know. I asked you if you have a pee fetish. You never answered. It's just us in here now, so...do you? Since you wanna talk, first I need to know just how much of a perv you are, if I'm gonna work with you.” Shocked that she was even mentioning the incident, Brenden replied, “I don't know. Don't people with pee fetishes want to drink it or something? I didn't have any thoughts of women's pee until I saw you do it. Last night, Andrea came over and when she came up to use the bathroom, I listened to her and I loved the sound of it. If that makes me a pervert, screw it I don't care. Why are you asking me this? I'm not going to follow you around hoping to catch you peeing. All I know is I can't stop thinking about it.” With a bit of anger, Shelly replied, “Oh, you can't stop thinking about it? I've been thinking about it for twenty-four fucking years! You wanna know something about me that I've never told anyone? You ready for this? I was hoping you were watching me, Brenden. I like when I have to fucking pee, it makes me horny, especially when I have to go really bad! There's my truth.” Calming herself down, Shelly took a deep breath and told her story, which she'd kept to herself since adolescence.
“My freshman year of high school, we had this English teacher, Mrs. Martinez. She was hot, the guys loved her because she had a big ass. It was very nice, I used to look at it too, but what I really liked about her was her presence. She had a dominant personality, feisty like a lot of Latin women. She would get visibly frustrated whenever kids didn't understand her assignments, but she never let her anger get the better of her. She stayed calm and composed. One day I'm in the restroom sitting on the toilet and hear her voice just outside in the hall, talking to another teacher right before coming in. She took the stall next to me and when she started peeing, it was so fucking loud and strong and seemed to go on forever. Hearing someone peeing in the restroom was just a sound that I barely noticed before that, but on that day, it affected me. It was like she was letting all of her built up frustration come out through her piss. It just touched me to hear her burst open like that. When she was done, she even moaned, the whole thing was sexy as fuck. Hearing a woman that I admired piss like that so shamelessly just made me want to do it and it still gets me hot to this day. Sometimes after I have a good piss, I need to masturbate. When I saw you were turned on, that was a reaction I've dreamed of since I was younger than you are. So you see, this fetish was unintentional for me too. Maybe I'm a pervert. Maybe we both are. Grossed out yet?”
Brenden stood silent for a moment, taken aback by such a huge personal confession. He then boldly but truthfully replied, “Shelly, I want to watch you do it again, and I want to eat your pussy right after you finish. Grossed out yet?”
Shelly stared intently at him, threw the blanket off and stood up from the bed, wearing nothing but a gray tank top. She walked past Brenden toward the bathroom across the hall, no words needed for him to know she wanted to be followed. Walking behind her, he watched as her cheeks fluttered with each step, seemingly begging to be grabbed and caressed. Upon entering the bathroom, he closed the door. The thrilling exhilaration he felt was no weaker than the first time she exposed herself a few days prior. This time however, he was more in control of himself, not only because his fingers had been inside of her, but he now knew for certain what her intentions were, that she understood what he wanted because she wanted it too. Shelly approached Brenden and gently touched his face with her left hand, slowly brushing down along his neck, showing a softer side that she usually hid. She then stood facing the toilet in a wide stance and told him to hold her from behind. Pushing his body into hers, his erection poked her backside through his jeans, as he wrapped his arms around her stomach. She pulled them down to her pussy, positioning his fingers to hold her labia open. He could feel the slight stubble of her pubic hair regrowth, with a few days gone by since her last shave. She then laid her head back into his shoulder and closed her eyes, immediately releasing a messy golden burst all over the toilet.
Being given such intimate control, he pulled her aroused lips around to make piss spray all over. The sensations of his hands made her moan in pleasure, as her gush split into two streams. Brenden adored how she was so taken by a fantasy coming to life, desired in secret for so many years, that she cared not in the least of the mess being made. Splashes of gold touched the toilet seat, the carpet in front of it, and the floor on each side. He pulled both labia apart, making her shoot straight into the toilet and hit the center of the bowl, creating a loud, heavy impact against the water. She then took control of his hands and pulled them upward to make her raging stream arch farther up, in a straight line ahead that was hitting the tank above the bowl and splashing several feet in all directions under her high-pressure release. Shelly loved every dirty second, laying her head farther back on Brenden's shoulder and using her hands to gently caress his while he held her. Having such a tight grip of her body, he could feel her abdominal muscles contract each time she pushed harder. While her flow was still alive, he stuck a finger inside of her and started rubbing up and down. Doing so made her piss shoot off even more wildly, now spraying the insides of her thighs and soaking his jeans.
Feeling Shelly pee on him sent him into such an intense state of arousal that he felt tingling in his fingers, nearly possessed by his urge to consume her with every nasty thing he imagined about her since the basement. Needing to take it further, he released hold of her, took his shirt off and knelt down to his knees. He then turned her body toward him and rammed his face straight into her pussy while she was still peeing. Such a bold move was exactly the unspoken and innermost heart of her fantasy, too much even for her to admit to desiring. Shelly felt he was reading her mind, and giving her the untamed sexual experience that she lived without for so long. She smiled passionately at his actions. His lips and tongue, though unskilled with his young age, were still the most beautiful oral stimulation she ever received, as he licked all over her crazed labia and clit, swallowing her golden liquid in the process. She let go of all inhibition, eagerly spraying all over his face and down his chest for the final few seconds before her bladder finally emptied. Even with being a few years shy of forty, she'd never seen her pussy so swollen and red, so hungry for attention. Meanwhile, Brenden was intoxicated by the strong natural feminine scent that saturated her entire pubic area, still musky from a night's sleep in the summer heat. He never knew such a smell existed, but was willfully enslaved to it.
The bathroom was rather quiet despite the action. Only the sounds of their heavy breathing could be heard. Heavenly sensations soon made Shelly feel a definite orgasm coming. In the passion, which was now overwhelming her just as it had done to Brenden, she pushed him to the floor onto his back and quickly straddled his face, knees resting by his shoulders and lowering herself right onto his mouth. As he licked, Shelly reached behind and unzipped his jeans, pulling his penis out, hard as stone with arousal. She gripped it tightly and slowly stroked him. He groaned deeply from her skilled hand, already on the verge of coming since her confession. She ground her hips back and forth along his face as the familiar feeling of an orgasm grew stronger. A moment later, Brenden groaned again more intensely, as he came. Shelly felt him pulsing rapidly in her hand, as his semen rushed out all over his stomach. In one final move to prolong her enjoyment, she raised up a few inches and pushed once more, letting a few more spurts of piss squirt onto his face. He reached his tongue around the edge of his mouth to taste as much as he could, before she lowered back down.
He grabbed her waist tightly and was back to licking. She was soon moaning again, with the climax wasting no time to take her. He felt her feet twitch and curl up against his hips. Her body tensed and she gasped for air as the moment happened. The strength of it made Shelly fall forward to her hands. Brenden held her down to his mouth as she tried to lift up to relieve the pleasure, too sharp to tolerate. With his tongue still lashing around on her raging pussy, she had no choice but to scream. Her voice was loud and powerful, near deafening as her legs shook out of control. Brenden then met the result of forcing her to feel an amount of pleasure that she couldn't contain, when a burst of clear fluid suddenly gushed all over his face with the pressure of a gasket blowing. He turned his head to literally avoid drowning under her strong release, although a different kind of release than what she had just finished. With a face turned red, Shelly screamed more as fierce unrelenting pleasure exploded through her body. Brenden released his grip, allowing her to fall to her back beside him. He held her hips while she nearly seized from an almost frightening orgasm.
With a few more minutes having passed, a now calm and composed Shelly sat up and told Brenden that he should head back to the store before his Uncle Gipp started to wonder what was taking so long. He agreed and stood up from the floor to wipe her dried piss and juices from his chest and face. There was a strong silence between them, now being sober and utterly shocked at what happened, despite already having a rather extreme encounter in the truck a few days prior. After putting his shirt on and heading for the door, he heard sniffles and turned around, seeing Shelly's head rested in her hands as she cried. He quickly approached her, asking what was wrong. Through her tears, she responded, “We shouldn't be doing this, we shouldn't be doing this, I'm cheating on my husband with his nephew! I shouldn't have said anything. Fuck. No...no, stop. Just go. We can't do this ever again. This has to stop now. I'm sorry. Please Brenden, just...go.”
The drive back to the store was wrought with feelings of exhilaration, confusion and sorrow, as he too was thrilled during the height of their arousal but now felt deep guilt over having sexual contact with his uncle's wife. As much as he hated to see Shelly's reaction afterward, he knew she was right to put an end to their secret. Arriving home that night, following a long day of emotional reflection while dragging around work, Brenden was once again in the privacy of his room. His young testosterone-filled body wouldn't let him rest until another release with the help of his hand and plenty of mental imagery to draw from. Again sober, he climbed into the shower, where the repressed emotions finally came to the surface, making him cry as Shelly did. For him, it was the culmination of a sexual awakening, love, lust, confusion and shame all at once. Showered, thoroughly exhausted, and having no clue what the next day would bring, Brenden laid down in bed and was soon asleep.
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3 hours ago, spywareonya said:
No way, it's fascinating!!!
I understand… well. my idea stands
50$ if you are brazen
no fees if you hide
if you damage something, 50$ PLUS give the owner the value of the damaged object, 200$ standard if it cannot be properly decided
no increments for following offenses
if you actually bother people then charge for sexual harassment
health-check and willing disaster charge if secretely ill
You know, I actually like those ideas, especially the sexual harassment charge!
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On 9/2/2018 at 10:34 AM, spywareonya said:
I am starting to miss the point
You are looking for a deterrent from public debaucherie, or are we trying to find a way to stop exceeding public piss while still protecting the interests of us fetishists?
because if the point is stopping public piss, in my country there are up to 30 000$ dollars fines and up to 4 years of jail
WE still do in rural areas (and I still do also among town) but this indeed stopped many from daring
BUT this is NOT what is right
right is that we re-take this world which is our, and laws should just stop criminals, NOT us explorers of forbidden pleasures
This is hypothetical scenario in which peoples' property is being damaged as a result of an exceeding amount of indecent pee offenses, which in this case supersedes fetishists. We're not talking peeing on the highway or in an alley, but inside public transit, in/on peoples vehicles, gardens, porches, business premises, inside on floors and such, causing a civil unrest issue because no law currently exists to address it. Imagine for example going into a bank and stepping in a puddle of piss, or getting in a cab and the seat is soaked. Restaurant floors reeking of dried piss while you eat. Addressing a serious civil unrest issue is what I envisioned.
Apologies. I never expected to come across so confusing, and get this deep into defending the ideas put forth. It was only supposed to be a light hearted fun topic. But since this has sort of gone off the rails, maybe it's a good idea to just leave it behind at this point.🙂
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4 hours ago, steve25805 said:
Not sure how to go about retrieving or accessing stuff from my fucked laptop, or how to access the hard drive, or even what exactly the hard drive is and what it looks like. I will have to do a lot of researching how when I have the time.
But Admin is right. Most of my pics at least have already been posted onto this forum.
Start with YouTube for demonstrations of how to do it. You may even find a video of your exact pc being opened up. YouTube taught me how to repair my ps2, Xbox 360, and ps4 over the years. Not a dime spent, save for a 5 dollar set of screwdrivers. Either way, no big deal, hard drive removal is fairly straight forward. The key to any computer related hardware work is a cool head and calm approach, after proper research of what you're trying to do.
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18 minutes ago, Remi said:
You are not gay when you wear fancy dresses and act flamboyant - you are just flamboyant with a passion for fancy clothes.
What straight men who aren't crazy do this though? What straight women date a man that wears dresses and acts flamboyant?
A man who wears dresses and acts flamboyant should expect to be considered gay or at the very least deeply emasculated.
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I don't know that there is a way to logically explain a fetish to someone not sharing it. One thing to consider is that from her perspective, pee is just body waste like excrement, so admiring pee seems repulsive to her. It's tough for someone to get past that. In your position, I would sit her down and explain slowly how it started, your earliest experience that triggered it and how women peeing recreates that pleasure for you. This way she can get a backstory to how the man she married turned out to have this "disgusting" quirk that doesnt fit her preferred perception of you.
Explain that it's just part of what turns you on about women. How the hiss makes you picture her lips splitting apart, how the naughtiness of pee excites you maybe because of the juxtaposition it represents against the accepted perception among society of women being wholesome and pure, but then taking a big pee, so unladylike and sexy because of the shameless way she pushes it out with no hesitation. Explain that her doing it in a pool is sexy because of how she doesn't care that it will contact others. Then draw comparison between that and how a man that takes charge and asserts himself without caring how others feel is a turn on to women.
To help her with the body waste being gross aspect, remind her that saliva has more bacteria than pee and kissing is perfectly fine with her. Remind her that her juices leak onto your face during oral, and that the vagina is also bursting with bacteria, so the hangups over body fluid are illogical. Ask her to logically explain her desires in plain words and why hers aren't disgusting, and how she would feel if you reacted to her desires with disgust and judgement. And of course reiterate that she doesn't have to indulge, but still make it known that you deserve for her to at least make an effort to understand her husband's desires.
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Yeah, complete moron. It's basic hygiene to clean your butt, just like you do every other part of your body. His logic is that touching his own ass is gay, so how is masturbating not gay? You're touching a penis, even though it's yours, it's still you as a man touching penis. So since gay guys like penises, how are you not gay in that case? If as a guy you workout because it's appealing to women, it's also appealing to gay guys, therefore having a muscular body is gay. A baby's ass should be cleaned to avoid infection, so then is it gay to clean a baby boy's ass? The logic is beyond stupid, different dimension stupid.
I bet this guy also believes the moon is fake, or the Holocaust never happened. How such dumbasses were the best combination of sperm and eggs that their parents had available is beyond me.
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On 8/28/2018 at 5:52 PM, spywareonya said:
Never feel under pressure
It creates falses/impossible self-imposed standards in your unconscious and destroys the happiness of writing
Explore the forum and take your time
We all love you here
I second that. Has to be organic, have to wait for the vision to strike you. Fails when forced to hit a self imposed deadline.
Other than that, keep them coming!
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19 hours ago, WantonLee said:
I am refering to the piss-epidemic
Thats what I was refering to. Mabye "epidimic" has a different meaning as the German "Epidemie", which means a wide spreading illness of sort.... ?
I was just wondering how this hypothetical "epidemic" started out, and who are the main culprits (i.e., is there a specific group of people that do it) - and see if this could be used to counter-act the epidimic. Weed out the evil at the roots, you know?
I still think quintupling the fine if you can't pay it on the spot is unfair towards less wealthy persons - someone poor will most likely not have that much money with them, and if s/he has to go to court for it, it will get expensive, anyway.
What would be fair? If you would have to pay a certain PERCENTAGE of your income (or assets, if you make your money by interest), instead of a fixed value.
In one of the scandinavian countries, I forgot which one, they allready do this for certain traffic-fines (speeding, iirc).
Okay, epidemic simply meaning an out of control frequency of occurrences. Illness is not applied here.
There is no specific group of culprits. The high number of pee vandalism is a result of no law to address it, therefore the citizens, all walks of life, pee wherever they feel the urge pretty much and it is causing damage to property and is a hygiene and grossness issue. Think of it like littering that never gets punished.
Unfairness toward those with less money is considered irrelevant and not an excuse to escape punishment. A murder is punished equally regardless of wealth and the same standard applies here. Plus the fees are mostly meant to serve as a deterrent to stop the epidemic, and percentages of ones income may be so little for some offenders that it would serve no compensation to the victim, who may also be poor and have trouble replacing ruined items. As said, payments can be arranged, or jail. If the poor dont want the fine, more incentive to not pee on property. Now thinking more, it could be not enough to stop wealthy people from offending, but given that they are usually a small percentage of society, it may not be an issue. If the wealthy are still doing it to a problematic degree because the fee doesnt bother them, it could be jail regardless after say the third offense, or fine transferred to percentage of income above poverty line perhaps. But again, the wealthy are a very small portion in most societies, so it likely wouldn't need adjusted for their offense frequency.
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Okay, disregard any current laws that exist and say you don't have a pee fetish. You are an elected official and there is a piss epidemic in your state/province/territory. People are just pissing on property nearly everywhere you go, indoors and outdoors, everything is getting pissed on. The people demand you take action and address this piss madness with a law that deals proper punishments. What do you propose?
I would propose:
1. peeing on property outdoors, misdemeanor offense of outdoor vandalism by bodily fluid, $250 fine. (U.S. currency. Convert to whatever currency you live by.)
2. Peeing on property outdoors on items expected to be consumed, such as someones garden, $500 fine, followed by being tested for diseases. If found to have any short term curable diseases in your blood, the fine doubles to $1000. If it is a non curable, such as Herpes or HIV, the charge expands to felony vandalism by bodily fluid and 3 years prison, or 2 years prison and $5,000 fine, or 1 year and $10,000 fine to property owner. This fine can be spread across up to 4 years, with interest. Any payment late by 6 months, off to prison to serve chosen sentence, minus the amount of time you made timely payments.
3. Peeing indoors is identical to item 2, now including personal care items, but sentences and fines doubled for the additional effort needed to clean waste indoors, as well as the increased intimacy of an indoor violation.
4. Your knowledge of your disease status is irrelevant.
5. Impaired judgement due to drugs is irrelevant.
6. With regard to a mentally or urinary impaired offender, judgement will be made on case-by-case basis, dependent upon severity of impairment.
7. Punishments increase by 50 percent for each successive offense.
Agree? Disagree? Ideas?
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On 8/27/2018 at 7:20 PM, Jamezzz3189 said:
Oh, another public bathroom (almost) experience. I was waiting in a line while in a busy antiques store. There was a gorgeous brunette ahead of me, who went in just ahead of me.
Well in a few seconds, she came back out and said there was two stalls and motioned that I could also go in the bathroom with her. I shit you not. She spoke in a European accent, and I think she honestly meant it was no big deal to use the extra stall. HOWEVER, at that same time, my wife came over to me and heard what she said and grabbed my arm and said no. I of course politely shook my head no and waited for her to finish before going in.
When I went in, sure enough there were 2 stalls, and I was secretly devastated at this once in a lifetime opportunity that came up and I missed. To piss side by side with a strange girl... oh my, I think I would have lost it!! Oh what might have been!!
My goodness, did she think you were going to bang the woman right there within 20 seconds? Lol. Man that truly sucks, I mean truly, to miss such a golden (pun intended) opportunity. Damn I would've been furious!
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On 8/27/2018 at 7:09 PM, Jamezzz3189 said:
Great thread. I vividly remember one time while waiting for my car to be repaired, I went to the bathroom, and noticed the toilet didn’t have hardly any water in it. I peed and flushed, and noticed it was still mostly empty of water for some reason. I thought nothing of it and went and sat back down.
Then, a high-maintenance looking woman, with rich clothes and jewelry went in to the bathroom. Being the only one there, I got up and went close to the door, and I could clearly hear the splattering sound of her pee against porcelain and a hissing echo. Then before I could move away, she was opening the door and coming out (no way she washed her hands!!). She glanced at me and sat down without looking up again. It was truly awkward because she had to know I heard her pee based on where I was standing. Oh well, I’m glad we were truly strangers and I’ve never seen her again.
Ahh yes! My favorite. LOVE when a high class fine ass woman can be heard letting it rip and then doesn't wash her hands. Encountered that many times myself.
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6 hours ago, spywareonya said:
Somewhere Admin said the mere mention is no problem unless it starts to be an actual chat about it
Did he explain why? I dont remember. There used to be entire topics and threads about that subject. Now it's off limits.
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Statistics are all around if you know what to look for. Who has historically been more into all things sexual? Who has created more sexual art and film, who most often frequents porn sites, and who is porn usually catered to? Who has the higher sex drive to a fault? Who in the relationship usually becomes resentful at the their partner's lack of interest? Who will literally pay for sex with a stranger?
Men.
It stands to reason that since men desire sex way more in general, that it is men who will also have way more character traits that are the result of that higher desire, such as fetishes of all sorts.
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4 hours ago, spywareonya said:
Wow noticed it only now after this long absence
Cannot say anything but spectacular
I adore how you write, there is something so visceral in you
I would read a book written by you, with this style!!!
Thanks. I have been considering trying to get a few sales on Amazon Kindle and see what happens. But as for this story, part 2 is almost done and I'll do a 3rd to finish it up. Wasn't going to but people really seem to like this one so I decided to add to it!
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26 minutes ago, spywareonya said:
Doesn't feel at ease when registration is required
My past as a friend of hackers and enemy of some criminals turned me into an overcautious person
Understandable. Took me a while to go through with it myself.
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6 minutes ago, spywareonya said:
Yeah
Indeed I need some fresh porn
Pornhub and Xvideos uploads slower than I explore them!
I'm one horny little slut!
Voyeurzona.blogspot or something like that is GREAT as well BUT its a pay site. Subscription and you can download unlimited. It's legit, I've used it for a while. Many uploads are by a guy named Shuettlers, who is infamous for voyeur pee uploads for several years.
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6 minutes ago, spywareonya said:
Yes, I was afraid of Dangerous link in the beginning, but this place fucking rocks
One single thing, 80% of its stuff is also on XVideos and Pornhub in much better quality, but indeed some Pornado stuff is found only there actually, and is great
Yeah it just gathers stuff from multiple sites and compiles them in one place. That's what makes it so good, because it often points you to another site that the video is on, and you can branch out on those sites by following suggestions and profile pages that you wouldn't have otherwise seen. I might spend hours on Pornhub but usually because pornado pointed me to a great uploader.
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4 hours ago, Sephora said:
Hahahahaha They should go see you before someone makes a complaints about those types of doors and get them removed.
I actually never thought you were scoping around to intentionally listen to women pee. As long as you didn't have a creepy look.
You have no idea how disgusting a womens bathroom can get. There are mornings, I use public washrooms before getting a coffee and almost all toilets got destroyed with pee all over the place.
Well it guess it depends how you define intentionally scoping around. I won't go somewhere with the sole purpose of scoping, but for example, when I used to sit in the library, I actually was there to study, and just knew that sitting close to the restrooms would be a nice treat while doing so. If I'm say standing in the hallway of a doctor's office and see a woman, especially a doctor or nurse head to a restroom, I'll just pull my phone out and look at shit, because everyone does that these days and it's completely non- obvious that my phone is for show, so when she comes out, she'll see some guy texting in the hall, instead of a smiling creepy face that screams "Hey I was like listening to you and stuff." I've gotten really good at it, a smooth operator.
And oh yes I definitely know how disgusting women's restrooms get. If you recall, I've mentioned before that I used to clean them at my old job. I know girls are nasty. I've seen piss even on walls, tampons smeared, tissue, shit splatters, diapers, blood on the seats, you name it.
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Lol. Well as long as you understand that racism is based on fear, ignorance and laziness, it's easy to understand how it persists. It always will, the same way some people hate one food over the other, some will always hate certain races. For example, most white nationalists believe that brown people need exterminated so that they don't take over the population. The reality is that in the west, white birth rates are down because the women pursue careers instead of having babies these days and immigrants have to be allowed in to maintain population so the welfare state doesn't collapse. The more educated and career focused women become, the lower a nations native birthrate. America's alone is 1.85 last I checked and that's way below replacement level. It's pretty simple once you've done the research, but to some people, it's always other people's fault. Or other races that blame whites or Jews for society's ills and so on. Fucking dumb. It varies from country to country, but there is nowhere it doesn't exist at least to some degree. I've experienced racism myself countless times. In my younger days, it used to get to me, but now I just don't expect decency from people by default. Basically everyone regardless of race is a piece of shit to me until they prove not to be. That way, there are no unpleasant surprises. Everyone on the forum has proved to not be a piece of shit as far as I can tell, which I am thankful for. Regardless, I follow the golden rule and treat others as I want to be treated until they show reason to be treated otherwise. I still expect little in return and if respect is returned, great. If not, fuck it. It's worked out for me much better than being optimistic about people like I used to. Nihilism I suppose.
But anyway, a thread about offensive jokes would not be allowed here anyway, at least not that I can think of.