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I'd like to invent a self cleaning carpet. In return for a free prototype, would you be so kind as to put my invention to the test ? I would of course have to observe to ensure the validity of the test conditions, lol.

Works fine for me right now in the UK

I'd love to pee all over a willing lady. But I think having her pee on me would be even better, and what I would prefer if I had to make a choice.

Get her blind drunk. Then pee in the bed. And in the morning you can blame her for it, lol.

Back in the day - pre internet mostly - there used to be a vast array of phone sex lines, with quite a lot devoted to peeing and voiced by ladies. Problem was they were extortionate rip offs, charging 1.50 a minute - which was a lot more 30 years ago - and often spent the first three or four minutes on ads. You eventually got to the good bits 10 mins in, by which time you had already wasted 15 quid. Yes I tried it. If such services could be offered at a more reasonable price without charging you for adverts, there could well be a market for it. There is the cam show options, w

Dear Wet Carpet. Last night the girl from the flat opposite mine was in my place enjoying a few drinks. We were kind of hitting it off and having a laugh. This is her sitting on my sofa.... Well she was getting quite tipsy and giggly when she announced that she needed to pee. Then she blew my mind by recalling a detail about her previous boyfriend, who apparently liked to watch her pee on his bedroom floor, on the carpet. She said it felt quite liberatingly naughty and fun to just pee on the floor, right there on someone else;s carpet right in front of them. She said that

I am actually quite sad to keep hearing about all the troubles Britney Spears has been having lately. You see, when I was a much younger man and her fame was at it's greatest, she and I had kind of a friends with benefits situation going on. And no one knows what a dirty bitch she was capable of being. She'd think nothing of pissing on her bedroom carpet or holding my dick as I peed against her bedroom wall. She'd do random things like get up and pee all over the kitchen table, or just piss off the edge of it onto the floor. Yes, she was into the whole watersports shebang too, and loved t

Dear Wet Carpet. I am a 46 year old headmistress at a comprehensive school in Devon. I am generally regarded by all who know me as a respectable person. This is me..... But I have this thing that I like to do from time to time. I have done it since way back when I lived at home with my parents. Basically, before going to bed, or when I get up in the morning, or if I need to go in the middle of the night, I like to just pee on the floor beside the bed, on the carpet. Not only do I find it more convenient, it actually feels quite liberating and a bit of a turn on. My husband is h

If you are pulling away up a steep hill you need to pull away with quite a lot of throttle so that your foot is close to the floor, then when you have reached a fairly high rev, depress the clutch and change to second gear as fast as you reasonably can, releasing the clutch again with a lot of throttle. And so on. If you are going up a steep hill, if you try to change up a gear at too low a rev and too low a speed for the gear change, you risk coming to a halt and rolling backwards, and quite probably stalling. Basically, the steeper the hill you are going up, the more throttle you need

@wetwulf, I so rarely read the longer stories anymore but so glad I read yours just now. Nice one.

I know I have little patience for incompetent drivers or those driving excessively slowly for the road, ie well below the speed limit. But I was a learner driver once as were we all. I respect L plates and never overtake with impatience unless it is safe to do so in a way that will not spook the driver, eg on a long straight where the markings permit overtaking and nothing is coming the other way, or on a duel carriageway. And when behind a learner driver I never get too close but keep some good distance. For all I know they might be in the middle of a driving test and I don't want to spo

Dear Wet Carpet. I am a 40 year old businesswoman and charity worker. One of those pillars of the community types. At least that is what most people seem to think. This is me... I have always lived a normal, morally upstanding life. I never even knew this magazing existed until a couple of months ago. But you see, I have these last few months been seeing this guy who is a lot younger than me - only 29 - and he has this thing about watching me pee. Anywhere. I was weirded out when he first brought it up but found the notion of peeing in front of him in some random place

Dear Wet Carpet. I'm an 18 year old student now who has just left home and moved into my own flat. This is me.... I had a slightly unconventional upbringing, since my parents used to attend fetish clubs and had a thing about peeing. They never took me obviously since it was adults only. But sometimes they'd host parties at home during which they and their adult guests would frequently pee on the kitchen floor for fun. Mum would mop it all up in the morning. A couple of times I walked in on mum squatting and peeing on the bathroom floor right in front of the toilet - apparently

I most like the idea of girls just casually peeing anywhere, without actually giving a fuck, and enjoying doing it. Whether it is in their own place, or in a hotel, or in someone else's place, or whether or not they have persmission, are all immaterial to me. I'd be more than happy to let a lady piss on my carpet or on my bed.