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To be fair the bit they’re complaining about has been complained about before for years as it’s a lay-by just off a busy road at the bottom Of the village and is completely unlit so it’s often used as an impromptu toilet by people passing through. Completely hidden from the main road but very from the other side

I expect having a house overlooking it would be annoying for most people it was the follow up comment that really got me but as everyone has condemned it I can’t really reply with anything subtle to hint at my own feelings a bit 😂

For those unfamiliar with NextDoor it’s a social media app for local neighbours. I live in a very rural area so most of the posts are about eggs for sale or what’s happening at the next town hall.
 

This week tho someone posted a rant about “getting something done about people pissing by the road” that he can see from his house. Complaining about “guys and even girls using it as a toilet at all hours”
 

Now I wish I lived at that end of the village of course but what amazed me even more was this comment posted in reply

“At least it’s not your neighbour! My old neighbour was a keen gardener but needed housebroken first she’d be planting something then she’d piss in the grass like it were nothing and go back to it — disgusting! no-one needs to see that in the morning”

How I wish I lived where he used to 😍 I definitely need to see that in the morning!

Sadly literally everyone replying shares the disgust and thankfully none of them see me in my yard 

I consider myself straight but can’t deny that desperate men or those losing control pique my interest. In photos, love shots of couples peeing together, perhaps in both cases because I can imagine myself in the same situation. 
 

I’ve jokingly called myself “omo-sexual” more than once. Pee does more for me than sex tbh. 

Did it when I lived with parents (into my late teens) as we had an intruder alarm that made noise when disarming and the only bathroom was downstairs. I would pee into the roof and it just ran into the gutters. 

Have also done it in several tall hotels late at night just for the fun of it but only when nothing below or when I was really sure I wouldn’t be noticed. 

Similar idea, but I’ve done the same crouched beside a wheel. Looks like you’re looking at something as long as the rapidly forming puddle isn’t seen 🤣

A wedding with no toilets sounds amazing 😍

Friends of mine got married in a tiny old chapel building in the middle of nowhere. The building has no toilets, but the reception at a hotel did so most people just waited. 

There was quite a few that went into bushes though. I took advantage of wearing a kilt and just squatted down to tie my shoe lace and pissed in the grass dont think anyone noticed 

A beach wedding sounds perfect. Or in a barn somewhere and just provide hay bales everywhere

Never tried a skirt but done this wearing a kilt many times. They always say never to ask what a Scotsman has under his kilt - in my case it’s usually wet pants 🤣

21 hours ago, Johnboy777 said:

That sounds like a place I'd like to take a piss. Was that a coal mine?

Slate, I’m fairly sure it was the one linked above with tours now operated by “go below”

This is unsurprising - western countries don’t have “squat toilets” whereas India definitely does (China maybe less so now?) so it’s something western women don’t do daily, whereas Indian women definitely do. 

I have a friend from India originally who said before she misses the squat toilets and that they helped maintain leg muscle strength. She’s probably right!!! 

1 hour ago, gldenwetgoose said:

I don't think anyone has yet said 'in a cave'  or for that matter in a tree-house.

Years ago I did an underground mine tour thing, great fun, and as there are no toilets and the mine is already pretty wet tour members were actually allowed (encouraged?) to go in the mines if they had to; saw a couple of girls in our group disappear into the darkness for this reason.

I tried this again last night out of curiosity.  I can do it but it’s difficult (my body seems to want to stop all the time!) and unless naked my clothes are definitely going to get wet in the process 🤣

I think a spoonerism is “An accidental transposition of the initial sounds, or other parts, of two or more words.” So don’t think it needs to be just the first letter? A classic example is “Three cheers for our queer old dean” (dear old queen)

Shame it’s fictional I would want so much for this to be true. I’ve recognised my home town once or twice in videos, sadly usually many years after the event. Live in hope 😀

This is home for me so I regularly take advantage of the quietness 😉

I must admit I don’t like the tissues. I like what they show happened but it’s a beautiful landscape. By all means piss anywhere you like but take tissues with you or drip dry, or find someone willing to dry you off in another way 🤭

The downside of the quietness of course is that sightings are few and far between even though I know it happens constantly!

That was definitely written by someone who’s worked in that environment. Hot hot story and so easy to picture 😍

It’s also not impossible to imagine by any means I worked a show once where someone peed in a bucket once between scenes! I imagine (or at least like to imagine) she did it more than once 

Nine. None of which had any interest in pee or trying anything “unusual”

On 5/13/2022 at 6:33 PM, sd91 said:

I'd pulled over at a layby yesterday to join a Zoom call yesterday afternoon after driving to meet a client. After saying hello and introducing myself to the group I quickly went on mute to let the presentation begin. Nature had also called me so I took my phone off the mount and got out of the car. With the odd car driving past I walked down the short embankment very carefully in my flats (I was driving) which led to some woodlands and trees. Continuing to listen to the call I walked over to a fallen tree. It was perfect to be used as a toilet! I unzipped my navy pencil skirt and lowered my pink lacy knickers to my knees as I assumed the squat position. I shuffled my bum backwards off of the tree so my vagina was not touching it but was face to face with the log. There I begun to wee up the log, spraying directly over it, and no more than a second after I had begun my wee, I was asked a question about the product! Exercising all my pelvic strength I stopped, shuffled forward again and dropped my blouse over my vagina to spare my mdesty as a last resort! I unmuted, and answered the question... for the next couple of minutes, knickers around my knees. I had barely let anything out so I was dying to go and whilst they responded further talking about their problem I let loose from where I was sat, spraying my wee forward whilst being careful to make sure my blue blouse didn't get in the firing  urinating line. I hastily relieved myself over the ferns, with my pale yellow wee, returning several hours of coffee to nature. Watching the urine drip off them I finished up before I had to speak again. I let myself drip dry as I answered the question quickly and bounced them over to my colleague, probably slightly panting as I did it. Then muting whilst I pulled my knickers back up and zipped up my skirt, heading back to the car.

Soime time after the call, my female colleague Lucy, a lovely peer of mine who used to do the same job as me, but as she's a couple of years older, messaged me asking if I was okay as it seemed like I was distracted on the call. I said 'to be honest Lucy I really needed a wee, awkwardly I had to find a bush on the way home...' I left it open ended as if I went to pee after rather than during. She laughed. 'Ah the field, she says. Sometimes it really tests you in surprising ways. Honestly, I've had to do it too. The client seemed keen though and thats what matters.' We laughed and moved on, but I begun to transfix on the thought of fashion conscious Lucy, popping a squat by her car in an empty car park, her wonderful dark thighs on show as she relieved herself like I just did. Oh my!

I guess we have all took a pee whilst on a call, but this felt like one of the more daring ones. I've even peed outside whilst on one or two Zooms before but I was purely listening only then!

Why do I have no fun coworkers like this? 

That said I’ve peed during a few zoom calls. In summer I work from the patio, so just let go under the table whilst still on the call!

I don’t share them online but do exchange videos now and then with people I trust, even though most of them I met online (first at least)

It’s far too easy to identify people and locations (Google “OSINT”) and I, personally, am probably a little paranoid about being identified. 

1 hour ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Now then, now then - what's this then?  More birthdays?

Have a great day @walanuk @Wolf187 @nightlifeonly83 

Thanks. Getting to the age I don’t need reminded 😂

Welcome, always nice to have some more people from this side of the pond who like being wet (and not just from the rain!)

Yes. I’ve met a few people through this and similar forums I consider to be friends, there’s limits we have and respect, but would still happily do things together that wouldn’t go beyond those limits. 

I loved this about my time in Germany, they have a much freer attitude towards peeing (and sex for that matter) than even many other European nations.  Saw many people peeing in parkplatz male and female whilst there. 
 

Back home in the U.K. it’s less common but most A roads have lay-bys that don’t have any facilities and you’ll usually see signs that people have peed there, but since they’re so small and there’s so many I expect if someone needs to pee they’ll drive past any with vehicles stopped in them already until they find a completely empty one so you’re far less likely to see anything. 

once or twice though I’ve had a  pleasant surprise. 

I got stuck in a temporary road closure for an hour and a bit when I was already quite desperate (I like the feeling of needing to go so that’s my fault for not using the bathroom before driving but I knew I’d make it home if not for the closure!)

I felt myself leaking a little and pulled my jeans down so that they didn’t get wet and made quite a wet patch. Once the traffic started moving again I was able pull off the road and into a parking bay jump out the van and let the rest out!

It doesn’t happen often! I usually find a place to pull over. 

10 minutes ago, Louise87 said:

I've done that a few times

I’d love to try this but I doubt a towel would be absorbant enough 😂

I do this quite often in summer if working outside - wearing underwear very like that, not too absorbent and dries quickly