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    17 hours ago, hentaixt said:

    Welcome to St. Agatha's School for Chaste Girls. I'll be your tour guide.

     

    First we have the sports fields. All activities you can participate in are outlined in the class guide. If you are out here practicing, you can usually take a pee break under the bleachers. Ah, see there are a couple of girls now.

     

    Here we have the cafeteria. Breakfast is served quite early and if you are late, there will be none left. I suggest you rush straight here after your alarms go off. If you miss your morning bathroom visit, the garbage cans are low enough to relieve yourself standing forward or backwards.

     

    This is the English hall, however all languages are actually taught here as well. Down at the end of this hall and around the corner there is a maintenance closet that is never locked. There is a floor drain to use if you ever find yourself too far from the toilets with a full bladder.

     

    Now we come to the Library. We have an extensive collection and the archives are in the lowest basement. If you find you need to take a leak while studying, find the sub-basement column three; row six. That is the medical books by alphabetic order, all subject starting with "U", you can find relief there... and usually one of the librarians!

     

    Next we have the student union lounge. This area's not large, but most the girls actually hang out in the quad during good weather. We will be headed there next, but if anyone needs a break while we are here, please feel free to use a plant, the underside of the chair cushions, or even the carpet. The other girls will keep watch for you, but expect you to return the favor for them later.

     

    The last part of our tour is here. The Quad is the courtyard that connects all our campiss... I mean campus together. Central to the Quad is the statue of the founder you can see her depicted kneeling with a book open in her hands with her head bowed. This is most common place you will see the ladies relieving themselves. The statue makes a good seat to piss on and if you are comfortable standing you can directly on Agatha's face or hair.

     

    Now if you don't mind this has been quite the long excursion, I am going to take advantage of our location for myself! {as she's spraying down the whole statue} I hope you enjoy your time here at St. Agatha's and I'm sure you will never be short for places to pee. Once you get to know more of your classmates and teachers, there will be hidden "toilets" that are only shared by certain clubs... hopefully you can join the one that has the spot you like the most!

     

    Anything to do with this school?

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    9 hours ago, Paulypeeps said:

    A guy walks in to a bar and orders a beer. The barman pours the beer, but when he finishes pouring the beer he can hear the sound of running water. He peers over the bar and sees that his customer is peeing up against the bar.

    The barman says. "You can't do that, this is a pub."

    The customer answers apologetically. "I'm so sorry. I have a problem, it is so embarrassing. I can't help myself and I get so embarrassed."

    The barman offers some help. "You need to get some help, go and see a psychiatrist and don't come back until you are cured."

    The guy goes away.

    Some time later the guy returns to the bar. The barman recognises him. "You can't come in here, you came in here and peed on the bar, you are banned."

    The guy answers. "You said I can come back when I am cured."

    The barman agrees. "Yes, if you are cured you can come back. Are you cured?"

    "Yes." Says the guy. "Completely cured now. I went and saw a psychiatrist and he has completely cured me."

    "That's O.K. then." Says the barman. "What can I get you?"

    "A beer please." Says the guy.

    The barman pours the beer, but again he hears the unmistakable sound of the guy peeing on the bar again.

    "Oy! What are you doing. I thought you were cured?"

    The guy continues to pee up against the bar. "Yes, I am cured. Completely cured. I had ten sessions with the psychiatrist and he completely cured me. I have no problem at all now."

    The guy continues peeing, and the barman is getting quite irate now. How can this guy be cured he thinks.

    "How are you cured? You are pissing up against my bar?" The barman asks.

    "Yes, it is great isn't it what a psychiatrist can do nowadays." Says the guy, still pissing.

    The guy continues. "I used to get so embarrassed, I would just get it out anywhere and pee, and I would feel so much shame. It does not happen any more though, I am completely cured. I don't feel any embarrassment at all now."

    Sounds like the barman needs to learn to be more tolerant lol. 😉

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    Short-Form Porn.

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    Ok. Today we will be learning about places you can pee. So I'll start by asking you, where is it ok to pee? Yes Missy

    On the floor?

    Very good missy. The floor is a good place to pee, any others? Yes Brianna

    In your seat.

    Sure, so long as that seat isn't a toilet, you can pee there, yes. any others? Hannah.

    In bed?

    An excellent suggestion, after all if you couldn't pee in bed you'd have to get up or something and that'd be annoying. Well it seems you've all got the hang of it, but I'd like to suggest a few places you've missed.

    • against the wall. yes even you girls can do this
    • on the ceiling (if you can manage)
    • in your clothes (if you are wearing them that is. I know mos of you prefer to go bare down there, but it's still an option) (Also, make sure if you are wearing a diaper, you take it off before going pee.)
    • On someone else's clothes. Be sure to give them a good soak though, or it's hardy worth it.
    • On someone else's bare skin. This can be an especially good option for a cold winter's night.

    Now by no means is this a complete list, but I think you have the idea. Class dismissed.

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    Short-Form Porn.

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    Welcome to heaven. I am the one true deity. Now to answer some common questions

    1. Yes, I'm female. you honestly didn't expect a bunch of patriarchal bigots to get it right did you?
    2. Yes, you can have sex in heaven. In fact the amount it's repressed on earth, I kinda wouldn't mind if you did some catching up. And as I'm omnipresent, I am available if you have nobody else.
    3. Yes you do need to "go to the bathroom", but not necessarily in an actual bathroom per se.
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    Jennifer's Discovery at Work

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    Hi all. So I was in the Reddit group r/dirtywritingprompts in which I asked for prompts along the following lines

    "Give me a situation that's normally considered embarrassing/humiliating and I'll see if I can write a wholesome story about positive acceptance."

    And I received the following prompt

    "She had been in her cubicle staring at the ladies room door for a while now. Every one in the building seemed to be occupied and locked but someone had to come out soon right? She kept telling herself that even as the pressure got to be too much and she felt the first wet trickles of piss soaking her panties, dampening her skirt, and beginning to dirty her office chair."

    So I answered it and it went down well, so here is. (contains wetting, nonchalant pee and some desperation. Also contains much support and encouragement)

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    Jennifer was very obviously anxious as she eyed the door with her hand crammed down her crotch. Figuring that she could be getting on with work, she had tried her best to type up the reports, but that was much harder to do with one hand. Increasingly, she'd given up on trying to focus on work. How could her co-workers take so long? What were they up to?

    "Hey how's it going?" asked her boss as he walked past. She kind of hated that her boss was so hot. She could barely avoid imagining him in her bed pounding the living daylights out of her. She awkwardly said.

    "I think the bathroom is still occupied. Sorry I'm not producing much in the meantime."

    "No sweat. You're one of my most productive employees anyway so it's not like a short break will hurt your stellar record."

    Her heart skipped a beat. She honestly never realised her boss was impressed with her. She was relieved she didn't have to worry about her work on top of her achingly desperate predicament though.

    Even though she had waited a full 15 minutes for someone- anyone to come out of the bathroom, no-one did. She was caught by surprise as a sudden dampness appeared on the seat of her skirt. She clenched hard to try and stop the impending flood. She just about managed and prayed that the wetness already there wouldn't show. But when she looked up she discovered her boss had returned.

    "Hey! You coping alright?" Asked her boss. To which she suddenly lost control and her torrent of piss loudly hissed out of her and even audibly dripped onto the floor.

    "S-s-ssorry sir." She blubbered almost looking about to cry.

    "hush hush. It's not the end of the world" He said sympathetically. I mean given how sparing the facilities are here, one would be surprised this hadn't happened sooner."

    "Y-y-you're not mad?"

    "Of course not. If anything I feel sorry for you. Bloody architects didn't seem to plan around how many women would work here. Nevermind. I'll go get some air freshener. See what I can do."

    "Thanks. I'll get back to that report."

    "Oh great! Yeah if you can that'd be much appreciated."

    ---

    As soon as the boss returned he discreetly handed the air freshener and said. "By the way I've been meaning to bring this up, but I've noticed you haven't been drinking much water while you are here. I suppose it's a bit awkward to bring it up now, but are you dehydrated?"

    Jennifer couldn't really help but be honest. "I've had a few close calls, urm, with what just happened as it is. If I drank more water I'd flood my chair for sure."

    "Ok, well as your boss I have a certain responsibility to make sure your work doesn't harm your health. And from what it looks like, you're basically setting yourself up for a bladder infection. So..." He thought carefully about it before continuing. "I was thinking you should do what Carol does. Maybe I should call her here. Is that ok with you?"

    ---

    As soon as Carol arrived she said with a polite, almost customer service type smile "So the big man tells me you've been having trouble and that I may be able to help."

    "Well, urm, I've been having trouble with holding my bladder, what with how often the loo seems occupied."

    "That's no trouble, besides you did only recently come back from maternity leave, so I'm not surprised Do you want to know how I managed when I had my kid?"

    "Yes please."

    "Ok here goes:

    1. The more you drink the less your pee smells
    2. The darker your skirt the less it shows
    3. Wearing underwear only makes it less comfortable
    4. If you act like nothing's up nobody will notice anything

    I think that should just about cover it."

    "Wait so what are you suggesting?"

    "That you can get away with wetting your chair. The boss doesn't mind that I do it as it's barely noticeable, and I get more work done."

    "Wait what?!"

    "Yeah, You can just wet yourself." Carol then got up "I'll go get you a drink. Drink it up for your health, and you can practise wetting yourself in your chair."

    "You're expecting me to just piss myself?"

    "Everybody needs to pee, it is important to never hold too much. For this reason you should not feel obligated to destroy your health because society failed to care about you. If you need to pee, then pee. There's no shame in doing what needs to be done. Besides, you already failed to hold it so it's not like it's going to hurt to add more."

    "You get away with it?"

    "All the time. You may have noticed I almost never get up to go to the restroom." Carol added a wink with that remark.

    ---

    The boss went to check on the pair just as Carol was done. He said "Carol. I'd hate to rush you, but could you get back to work?"

    "Sure boss" She replied "I was just finishing up anyway."

    "And how are you Jennifer?"

    Jennifer who was at this moment peeing, felt an awesome sense of rebelliousness at the secret act that was happening between her legs and onto her chair. This feeling made her bold, much to her surprise and she answered with an obvious "Ahhhh! Feel really warm. Anyway. I'll get back to work." And with that she smiled and turned back to her screen.

     

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    On 8/20/2021 at 4:53 AM, hentaixt said:

    FINALLY! College and living on my own..... well my own, with a room-mate, in a dorm, but NO PARENTS. I can't wait to meet my dorm buddy, I hope we get along. Here IT IS!
    "Hi! I'm going to be living with y- with, with, you... Are you peeing on the floor?"
    "It's NOT WHAT YOU THINK, I'm sorry... just let me finish and I~"
    "What I think's EXACTLY what I see, US getting along GREAT!! Let me put these boxes down and close the door so I can join you. It was a long trip..."
    Actually, leave the door open, I want the other girls to know they can pee here too."

    "OOOOoooo~ KINKY!"

    This is almost a Dixie Comet clip.

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    Short-Form Porn.

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    accidentaly posted before finished

    "WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO PEEING ON THE FLOOR!? WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ESTABLISHMENT IS THIS?"

    "Madam, I suggest you calm down, we still have restrooms you could use."

    "DON'T YOU DARE TELL ME TO CALM DOWN! FIX THIS PROBLEM OR ELSE I'M NOT COMING BACK."

    "Well that was unexpected, how are the rest of my guests?"

    "Actually we think she's right; we're leaving."

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    Multitasking

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    14 hours ago, sexyandre88 said:

    I love peeing as I do something. Here is an example as I do the lawn. It just feels so liberating doing it nonchalantly. Also because I’m a real nudist. 

     

     

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    Hi! I would like to take the opportunity to thank you for your contributions to Reddit.

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    The Dark Web

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    13 hours ago, Paulypeeps said:

    Dark web is primarily defined by not being indexed by Google! (other search engines used to be available.) Dark means you cannot see it, unless you know how to look.

    Technically no.

    What you defined was the deep web, which is technically different.

    To summarise, if it's on the world wide web and not indexed, it is deep web, if it is online but not on the world wide web, then it could be on a dark net if the network it is on is encrypted.

    So for example: your bank, surface web; your bank account account, deep web; Silk road, dark web.

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    The delivery driver

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    Posted · Edited by CON2H4
    I wrote bar instead of pub, the story definitely says pub.

    Oooh! How about a non orinoco worker who visits the pub, or maybe a customer who figures if the delivery drivers are going to pee in his front yard, he might as well join them.

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