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12 hours ago, Euro said:

I'm not sure it is an "Evolution" thing, but perhaps more a social adjustment thing

true. Even the Romans didn't segregate facilities. Peeing on front of other people was just normal. 

Just now, MonsterKane46 said:

do it... its extremely interesting 

Done!

On 5/12/2023 at 4:09 PM, whiskey35 said:

What is wrong with Warren

Clearly he's gay, or asexual, and also, he never learned the no you didn't rule.

Did you see something that doesn't concern you? No you didn't.

Speculative evolution is the art of imagining how life could have developed differently. What if we were marsupials? What if we had feathers instead of fur? What if spider monkeys had a trunk as well as their four limbs and a tail for extra mobility.

So with that in mind, what if something about our evolution changed peeing in some fundamental way. Like if humans evolved to mark their territory like wolves, or if humans evolved more to attract mates through peeing.

Even more interesting is to observe what other animals do, some of which is truly fascinating. For example, bluebirds literally encapsulate their waste in a kind of whitish sac before expelling it. This allows them to go in their nests, without soiling them. Imagine if we had that? Imagine peeing, but it comes out in some kind of membrane that makes no mess?

This thread was inspired by a comment in @marking my territory's post on nudist peeing.

Maybe we should start a thread for speculative evolution of peeing. That could be interesting.

2 hours ago, Foobar said:

but I would love an alternate reality where people are free to pee wherever they feel the urge.

Actually, I've been into spec evolution for a while, but it's quite interesting what real traits actually exist in nature, for example, there are legitimately birds whose waste products are essentially bagged inside their body, so when they expel the waste in a bag, it could be just chucked out to avoid messing the nest. Just something this thread is reminding me of.

10 hours ago, Takashi96 said:

And where and how did people pee before clothing? 

Probably outside, but maybe anywhere outside. it gets a bit more taboo when you have paths, and high foot traffic, but before then, it wouldn't really matter.

2 hours ago, Foobar said:

Hunting for a deer but feeling distracted by your full bladder?

Meanwhile in reality, the noise and or smell, would alert the deer.

Yeah I used to be teased for being girly as a kid (and that was before I got my skirt lol), so it didn't sit well with me when I was made to go to the ladies with my childminder.

There once was a girl in Nantucket

Who always would pee in a bucket

She dumped it outside

Then her neighbours decried

Oh bloody well fuck it!

I wanna try a Limerick

There was a young woman called Alice

Who'd always go out for a piss

She went on the floors

And maybe outdoors

But the toilet she'd always just miss

There was a young woman called Dee

Who'd always be needing a pee

She always would go

Where it caused her woe

And you might just be able to see

8 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Found in the wild. 

I fart when I pee often lol. Guess I am not this guy's cup of pee.

I found that one on Facebook too. Wth. 

20 minutes ago, TMN_Femboi said:

The top text probably means "Sorry, father, for I am pissing"

And the bottom (less sure about that one): "Let it rain, my child"

...... why tf do I suddenly understand french?

I thought as much as well to be honest, I just thought it'd be more within the site rules to add a translation.

Though, I should point out that the grammar looks odd to me. for one, Pisser is the infinitive, yet j'ai is I have, to it looks to say, "I have to piss". which I'd have thought would be je dois pisser instead (I must piss) Second, I think means go to the rain? I'm confused.

This is why we need proper translations.

8 hours ago, likesToLick said:

translation?

18 hours ago, MaxWasTaken said:

Happy P-Day guys :D.

(Penny is a discount super market chain in Germany for those who don't know) 

That reminds me of a Facebook account of a German lass named Peni, and how the genitive became Penis, i.e "Penis Photos" 

I think I've come across a few on this site like that. 

58 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

Surely the reason it is made of wool is to make it absorbent so it doesn’t matter when you miss as it is soaked up with no mess.  

Or it's just less cold

"Brilliant performance there. Let's see what the judges think, we'll start with you Leticia" 

"What a way to open the show! Your pose was powerful, yet nonchalant. Your stream was gentle as it pattered on the floor. You did everything expected of you. Now you just need to calm those nerves and make your stream more continuous." *audience applause*

"Good comments indeed, now Karen, what did you think?"

"I don't know what my fellow judge saw. There was too much figeting, too much nervousness. *boos* Oh come on! I haven't finished yet. Anyway, you could say all you like you peed gently, but if we are honest, that was because each stream was so brief it didn't have enough time to reach full strength. You were too nervous, you looked around too much, and you were acting like you weren't supposed to be peeing here, despite that being what we came to see" *frantic booing*

"Hello, this is the golden ray hotel, Marie speaking, how may I help" 

"Yeah, I was just wondering why on earth I'm being charged for, and I quote "damaging the bed" 

"Did you wet the bed" 

"No of course not! Do you think I'm a BABY?"

"That'll be why sir" 

6 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Fb find 😁

I mean, they have loos on trains, so why not? 

7 hours ago, TMN_Femboi said:

Wut?

On 3/21/2023 at 5:34 PM, Wetseat said:

Did thisvid delete all of their pee in car videos? Ive gone to the website a couple times today and it keeps saying no data. A couple days ago on safari when I searched porn video it also blocked the cover of the videos but only that one time. Anyone else try searching car pee on thisvid let me know if it is just me or not pls. 

I find it's hard to find anything there. There was one vid of peeing during a theatrical performance, that I can't find easily either.

On 3/14/2023 at 8:21 PM, GenericUsername said:

I don't get it

Lot's Cave published a book called "Pee Shy"