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On ‎06‎/‎04‎/‎2018 at 1:35 PM, ndr1968pz said:

Ahhh but you forget about the evil of lucre!  The snail could always bribe someone to liberate it from it's prison.

Yes, it is true. And by the way this is forum post number 130 000!!!

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Given that the snail is super intelligent,  I could probably find a way to talk to it.  Once communication is established I would try to find out what the snail wants out of life,  and how it hopes to achieve that by touching me.  Perhaps we could negotiate an arrangement where the snail can get what it wants without killing me.

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6 hours ago, likesToLick said:

Given that the snail is super intelligent,  I could probably find a way to talk to it.  Once communication is established I would try to find out what the snail wants out of life,  and how it hopes to achieve that by touching me.  Perhaps we could negotiate an arrangement where the snail can get what it wants without killing me.

Unless what it want's is to kill you.  Then you're f__ked!

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