WANKING.......

[P155wet 52]

Bet that title got your attention lol

Ok, so we all do it but what do we all call it?

What names for it do you know of?

Lets get started with...........

Tossing of

and lets hope this thread ends with a "happy ending"

[steve25805 126,021]

Knocking one out....

[Admin 14,788]

I've heard bashing one out as well ^.

Then there's also 'jacking off' or 'jerking off', but I think that's more American.

[steve25805 126,021]

"Pulling your plonker" has got to be British though, hasn't it?

And what about "choking the chicken" and "spanking the monkey".

I often use a euphemism entirely of my own invention - "making love to Little Miss Lefthand." :laugh:

[rockcock111 1]

Bashing your bishop :roflmao:

[Adrian196970A 26]

:O_o:'Knocking one out' is a favourite expression of mine!

[rockcock111 1]

Choking your chicken :)

[steve25805 126,021]

Having a knuckle shuffle

[Kyle Schultz 4]

I was a an anime convention over the weekend and the panel was best euphemisms, 'milking the snake' was my favorite.

[frostbite 1]

Rubbing one out/off is another I've heard used quite a bit

[ggreybeardd 1]

Playing with the one eyed wonder worm.

[themoneyman101 2,870]

burping the worm

[Andrei 78]

I've heard of:

wanking, jerking (off), jacking (off), masturbating

rubbing one out, bashing one out

choking the chicken, strangling the serpent, bashing the bishop

playing with palmela handerson and her five sisters

cant think of any others just now

[P-Head 278]

Launching the baby batter.

[MissPiss 1,027]

Spanking the monkey

[Peelover123 4]

Fapping

[F.W 5,734]

Pulling the wire-feeding the ducks-flying your kite