Great Horned Owl 589 Posted June 26 Author Share Posted June 26 3 hours ago, Brad Wallis said: Dazzling indeed! She’s a prize. She pees just like my ex I’ve posted about here before. Do you think she could pee any faster if she forced it, or is that her “top speed?” You ever asked her? It’s so fascinating given that her sister is such a power queen. Seems like your MIL is a slow lady too, but maybe more hissy? Either way, I don’t think either of them are winning any distance competitions with your wife. Never asked her to speed up her flow. I have just made comments that it takes her a long time to drain out. She acknowledged that her bladder is very large and she has good holding capacity. Yes, MIL is a hissy, splattering type of girl mixed with a ton of tinkling mid and late stream. She is the most desperate of the three. When she needs to empty out she is literally running for the toilet to drain out. The wife has two types of pees: she often will splat for 25 seconds very hard on the porcelain then stop and then resumes with a hard pour for another 30 seconds followed by light tinkling OR struts to the toilet, stands over the bowl if I ask her and releases her monster stream right into the water, stopping half way then continuing with just as much force followed by light tinkling. I prefer the later as I love to see the urine flow out of her, simply hot!! 2 Link to post
peefan1000 150 Posted June 26 Share Posted June 26 I think they need to be lined up and do a puddle making competition to see how they perform 1 Link to post
Popular Post Great Horned Owl 589 Posted June 27 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 27 All, MIL this morning was very naughty. At about 7 am after a good 8 hours of sleep MIL stumbles into the bathroom with her surgically enhanced nipples/boobs poking through her pink nightie and very visible. She was desperate as usual and held her pee all night. As soon as her butt hit the toilet she let out a very loud hissing/whistling pee of various ppitcher almost sounded like she was playing a musical instrument with her labia. While doing this I coughed briefly as I was wide awake in bed so I know she knew I was awake and she was aiming to please with her body and bladder. This hard hiss/whistle lasted 43 seconds after which she started a steady light tinkling flow into the bowl like she usually does. As happens often she stretches her arms over her head and sticks her chest out as her light stream drains into the bowl. I assume she is pressing to make sure all the urine comes out. At 2 minutes her light steady tinkling flow becomes all tinkling and she starts and stops her stream. At 3 minutes she is still doing the same thing. At 4 minutes she is still dribbling urine into the toilet with her leaky faucet. Finally at 4 minutes 16 seconds she stops and then wipes her vagina/labia very thoroughly. She promptly stands up flicks her panties off her foot. Strips her nightie off exposing her luscious breasts and smoking hot body and deliberately flaunting herself in front of my open bedroom door before jumping into the shower. As the shower shuts off I finally get up to piss. With my cock half erect piss slowly starts flowing into the bowl, MIL exits the shower to dry herself off, fives me a friendly good morning while I smile back at her and staring at her body. Piss is still draining out slowly as she puts on her white lacy bra and panties on in front of me. She is staring down at my cock draining out. I managed to not get too aroused so my piss keeps draining while she puts on her white silk blouse and black pencil skirt. She made the comment that I had a very full bladder. I replied, "I do but am also horney which is making my piss drain out slowly". Finally at 2 minutes 56 seconds I am done. Now I get firmly erect as MIL continues to dress herself for work. She stated, "you appear excited". I exclaimed, "I am". Wife starts stirring and stumbles to the toilet for her very hard morning piss that just about breaks the porcelain with her stream while MIL leaves the dressing area and I head for the shower. A very erotic morning indeed. Horney Old Owl 1 5 Link to post
Popular Post Great Horned Owl 589 Posted June 30 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 30 All, Just this past week my wife had a kinky request- she wanted to piss on my face. I said, "I can hardly wait, make your bladder full and hold it till I tell you to release it". She went to work in a slinky short light blue dress with 3 inch heels and white lace silk panties at 8 am. Was back home at 5 pm and held her piss all day!! She has a huge bladder just like my SIL and MIL. Upon arriving home we went to the basement where I had an air mattress on the floor and a bunch of towels and disinfectant to clean up after. Both MIL and SIL would not be home for a couple of hours. Wife is in total agony, can barely walk down the stairs. I was stripped naked ready for her torrent of piss. She ripped off those panties quickly and sat over my chest while spreading her labia widen to guide her stream to my face. Oh my, it was exhilarating and painful at the same time. Her 3 inch stream came out so fast and furious that it stubg my face. I am attempting to drink some of her piss but can't as it is shooting out so fast that spray is going every where upon impact with my body. A liter must have dumped out in 20 seconds then she stopped for 5 seconds and unleashed her second hard stream for 43 seconds. This time her stream was only 1 inch in diameter and since it was coming out slower O could drink her sweet and salty piss but still the flow was too fast. Finally after a bit over a minute she started a slow 1/4 inch stream that I was able to drink. This lasted 25 more seconds. After finishing I liked her vagina and labia dry but we both got horney during the process. This led to an intense orgasm for both as I shot for 35 seconds deep inside of her. Now, we had to clean up the mess. That was no fun but a shower helps. Horney Old Owl 17 Link to post
2talljj 79 Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 My ex wife and I never cleaned are basement after pissing down there we let it dry Link to post
Brad Wallis 81 Posted July 1 Share Posted July 1 What a lady! Not into guys peeing, but it sounds like you can give these girls a run for their money in terms of lengthy pees too, and she enjoyed the show! What a fun game to play with them! I top out at about a little over a minute max, and that’s when really bursting. Couldn’t imagine going longer than that! Link to post
Brad Wallis 81 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 Just had a really desperate one for a minute thirty seconds. Personal record maybe? In any case I cannot compete with any of you! Link to post
Great Horned Owl 589 Posted July 2 Author Share Posted July 2 2 hours ago, Brad Wallis said: Just had a really desperate one for a minute thirty seconds. Personal record maybe? In any case I cannot compete with any of you! I am not a real big pisser usually but with my girls around and watching and peeing in front of me when I need to go I always have a semi erection. My piss comes out real slow as I am aroused so volume is probably a liter only. My girls are far superior to me in that and every category. MIL just had a monster piss this evening when she came home from a dinner and shopping with girlfriends. She hates public toilets. She was wearing a black short tight skirt, pink silk blouse with black lace bra. The wife and SIL were upstairs so I got to get a nice look and listen to MIL. From the start she was all tinkling mixed with hissing in the bowl and lasted 4 minutes if including in stop and start tinkling from minute 3 on. She was very full and desperate. We had a very nice conversation and I even got to rub her breasts some as she was draining out. I was so fuckin horney. I need to make a pass at the wife tonight so I can unload. Horney Old Owl 2 Link to post
Brad Wallis 81 Posted July 2 Share Posted July 2 I wonder why she hates public toilets.. maybe she just prefers to tinkle with you for all the attention she gets. 1 Link to post
Popular Post Great Horned Owl 589 Posted July 13 Author Popular Post Share Posted July 13 All, MIL continues to dazzle the world. She went on a diet 2 months ago and lost 10 pounds. She looks even more amazing than before. She bought a new outfit as was recently promoted to the VP level in Sales. I am not sure how long she is going to remain single as has been casually dating a man. She is a knockout at age 55 so I am not surprised. MIL wore a silky white long sleeve blouse with ruffle, dark blue blazer and tight pencil skirt. Hair and makeup were perfect with choke necklace, bracelets, gold hoop earrings etc. A lot of bling to go with her hot body and full "C" cup bra with white lacy bra. She is now 5 7.130 so a bit more slender than before. She knows she is hot as she continues to flirt around a lot, even with me. MIL left for work at 8 am and was home by 5 pm. She stated I have been out all day making sales calls and did not have time to use the bathroom. She also stated she has a huge bladder and can hold her urine all day like a camel, her phrase. Upon arrival at home she was desperate. SIL was still at work and wife was shopping with girlfriends so MIL had some alone time. MIL bursts in the door and states, "I am going to explode if I don't empty my bladder." My heart began racing and my cock immediately stood at attention. Usually when she is desperate I would expect a quick hard splat then lots of tinkling. This time was different. She abruptly pulled her pink lace panties down and started lightly tinkling in the bowl with minimal hissing and no splattering. And she kept tinkling with no interruptions in her stream, and continued to just tinkle all the while talking to me and unzipping my pants. She was performing at the highest level. At 2 minutes in my cock was in her mouth ready to blow up but I did not want to interrupt her tinkling so held on. She was sucking lightly at 3 minutes while continuing to have a steady tinkle in the bowl without interruption when I exploded in her mouth and soaked her blouse. Even after this orgasm she was still tinkling but more off and on versus hr continous tinkle. At 4 minutes 12 seconds she finally stopped. After a quick wipe she let me pick her genitals until she blew up in my mouth 25 seconds later. Now we had a real mess to clean up. MIL undressed in front of me like she usually does and she just looked stunning. I loved watching her unsnap her bra and just have her panties on while she pranced around getting ready for her run but she had to clean up our mess first. If she gets a boyfriend I will sure miss her. Horney Old Owl 5 Link to post
Pooler 182 Posted July 14 Share Posted July 14 Love that story. Very hot. You are one lucky man. 1 Link to post
Alfresco 11,667 Posted July 15 Share Posted July 15 That was a hot experience. If she gets a boyfriend she might still indulge you because (a) she obviously doesn’t have a problem with doing things with you whilst you are in a relationship - with her daughter no less and (b) the boyfriend might not have the same interest in pee, so she might enjoy to still make you happy with her peeing. I guess the downside would be if she moved out to go and live with a guy. 1 Link to post
Great Horned Owl 589 Posted July 15 Author Share Posted July 15 15 hours ago, Alfresco said: That was a hot experience. If she gets a boyfriend she might still indulge you because (a) she obviously doesn’t have a problem with doing things with you whilst you are in a relationship - with her daughter no less and (b) the boyfriend might not have the same interest in pee, so she might enjoy to still make you happy with her peeing. I guess the downside would be if she moved out to go and live with a guy. MIL will be around per her report as her daughters live here. MIL does not officially live here she just stays over quite a bit so does not have to drink and drive and my house is closer to her work. She is hot and heavy for this guy and things are very new. However, she is close to me and her daughters. In fact, she came over here after work lady Friday just to empty her bladder as she was in agony and could not make it home without wetting her panties. A very nice woman indeed. 1 Link to post
Popular Post Great Horned Owl 589 Posted July 21 Author Popular Post Share Posted July 21 All, Another erotic story. This time it involves my wife who as you know has a supersized bladder just like her sister and mother. We had a couples date just the other night were wife, myself and two other couples went out to dinner and a club. I sm an old guy but still can tear up the dance floor with my much younger sexy wife. We were out 6 hours, drinking, eating, dancing, socializing. The two other women emptied their bladders 2x while the wife wanted to hold for me. On the way home she was squirming like crazy in the from seat and whispered to me that she is leaking drops of urine. I briefly felt her and her black lace panties were damp but not soaked, yet. Upon arrival to our house we invited the other couples in for coffee. One of the women tinkled and hissed again in the downstairs toilet while the wife briefly walked upstairs to use the toilet by the landing. She quickly pulled her soaked panties down while lifting her short black slinky dress and exploded loudly in the toilet water for 48 seconds then abruptly stopped for 3 seconds and poured again for 25 more seconds while finishing with several quick moderate squirts of urine into the bowl for another 20 seconds. She quickly wiped, washed her hands and changed her panties before making her way back downstairs. During her explosion which was very audible from downstairs as she left the bathroom door open like usual a couple of the guys were listening intently as I could see their interest in the wife's performance. One of the guys cock became very stiff as it became quite noticeable evidenced by a large bulge in his trousers. I might add his wife was a very hissy tinkling type of girl who wpuld empty out every couple of hours so the wife was a different type of pee performance for him. The evening ended shortly thereafter with the second wife letting out a nice slow hiss lasting 25 seconds. She was wearing a pink short dress, flat chested with "A" cp bra, 5.8.120 lbs big wavy brunette hair style with lots of fling. Hot indeed. This Owl was very horney afterwards. Horney Old Owl 1 2 3 Link to post
Popular Post Great Horned Owl 589 Posted July 22 Author Popular Post Share Posted July 22 All, Here is another story on my sexy MIL. Last Friday she called me at 4:30 pm and asked me if she can use my bathroom before heading out for drinks with her girlfriends. She said her bladder was very full and did not want to use the work or bar toilet. Of course, I said "yes". I think she makes these "bathroom requests" because she knows it turns me on as well it does for her. She arrived at 5 pm and stated I had not peed since 10 am. Immediately I got very aroused. She pranced in with a tight shoet black skirt and blazer with a white tight sleeveless low cut blouse with ruffle down the middle. Upon entering she dumped her blazer on my banister and pranced to the toilet in her three inch heels and abruptly pulled her white lacy panties down and let out a loud whistling piss that was splattering on the edge of the toilet water. I mean this was the loudest whistle I have ever heard from any woman!! This hard whistling lasted 26 seconds before becoming softer and quieter for another 15 seconds. Afterwards her whistling piss morphed into her standard moderate tinkling in the toilet water. At this point with some of the pressure relieved on her very full bladder she started unzipping my pants and promptly took out my very erect penis. It turns out not only did the MIL have a very full bladder but she had a very full white lacy bra as well. Nothing new for me as I have seen her dress up with tight outfits before. Once the "lizard" was out of my trousers I started unbuttoning her blouse and feeling her firm boobs. Meanwhile her tinkling continued at the two and three minute mark only becoming slightly slower and a bit more stopping and starting as well. By the time she was dribbling into the bowl at three minutes 36 seconds I had already taken her bra off and unloaded a wad of cum on her neck and down her breasts. It was a great relief to release my load as I had not had sex in 24 hours. The MIL had some cleanup to do before pulling up her panties and getting dressed again for her outing. This quick "bathroom visit" lasted less than 10 minutes and she was off to the bar. It was quite obvious she enjoys are brief interludes as much as I do. I am one horney owl. Horney Old Owl 8 Link to post
Popular Post Great Horned Owl 589 Posted August 3 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 3 All, At least once a month I make sure to take the wife out on a date. It could be dining, dancing, theater, weekend retreat in the mountains, skiing at Mt Hood. A variety of activities. This month I took her to dinner followed by a show. A dressy affair and she did not disappoint. While standing 5.9.125 pounds, long wavy blonde hair, "B" cup bra, white lacy bra underneath she wore a black sleeveless low cut slinky dress with a slit up the side with three inch black heels. She just got highlights on her hair and purchased some new bracelets and loop earrings. To top things off She wore my favorite red lipstick. She was dressed to kill and I was the recipient. She aims to please me on our special dates. It is common protocol for her to whisper in my ear how full her bladder is at various intervals during our outings as she rarely uses public toilets. Upon finishing our main course duck confeit with two glasses of wine She said I we as 35% full. After I paid the bill and 4 glasses of wine plus water and 3 hours since the last bathroom visit She was 65% full. I am now starting to get excited as I know how much she can hold and how fast she can release her torrent of piss. At the concert intermission and 5 hours removed from emptying her bladder she said, "babe, I am 88% full. I need to go soon but will hold for you." At this point I have a full raging erection and she sees the bulge in my trousers. She gently strokes me at the concert hall and does so discretely by placing her sweater on top of my lap. By the end of the concert or 6.5 hours since her last bathroom visit she whispers to me, "I am 98% full, I don't know how much more I can hold". Mind you the 30 minute drive was an interesting one and I had to distract her by discussing the financial markets as to put her mind at ease. After 7 plus hours from her last piss we get home, SIL is in bed and MIL not with us tonight. She exclaimed, "is it possible to be more than 100% full? I just smiled. She said, "I hope you like a lot of hot piss because I am going to piss like a fucking racehorse." Again, while smiling I take her by the hand and escort her to the master bedroom toilet for release. She quickly yanked her panties off, straddled the toilet so I can see everything come out of her. After 4 second delay a fast and furious 3 inch wide clear stream of urine explodes into the toilet while I sit on the floor 6 inches away from her monster flow and enjoy the performance. Since I am so close to the river dumping out of her my face gets splashed with hot piss. I am picking piss as it hits my lips. Her initial flow goes 44 seconds then abruptly stops for 5 seconds and then restarts just as powerful for 25 more seconds, shuts off abruptly then tinkles for 33 more seconds. A total of one minute 45 seconds. I am sure her output was her maximum of 2.2 liters which I measured once before. Her sister at 2.5 liters (MIL max of 1.75 liters) is the only one I know that has a larger capacity. Upon finishing draining her bladder out I kneeled and picked her dry which caused her to wildly climax with a loud scream 15 seconds later. I was left with a mouthful of her hot cum that I promptly swallowed. This transitioned to her jumping on my rock hard cock and riding me like a racehorse. I was one tired Owl. Horney Old Owl 1 1 6 Link to post
Popular Post Great Horned Owl 589 Posted August 14 Author Popular Post Share Posted August 14 All, Quick short story. My MIL plays a lot of tennis socially so she is around a lot of women in the 50 plus category who are in very good physical shape. MIL went shopping for fashion accessories with a very attractive older woman of 62 who looked not a day padt 50. She came to the house after an outing and was desperate to empty her bladder as she immediately ran to the toilet to release. MIL girlfriend is 5.8.125, short salt pepper black and grey hair, wearing low cut very tight long sleeve black lycra top, leopard print mini skirt, hoop earrings, very stiff firm "B" cup bra and two inch heels. Upon entering the toilet she hurriedly pulled her panties down and let out a loud sigh that even the MIL looked at me and smiled and then let lose a very hard heavy splat of urine on the porcelain for 33 seconds and then stopped abruptly followed by 15 seconds of light tinkling. After her flow ceased she sat on the bowl for another 30 seconds before wiping throughly two times. Slowly pulled her panties up, washed hands, applied more lipstick and exited the bathroom like nothing happened. This piss even got the MIL turned on where she whispered in my ear saying "I can beat that, you know I can". I just smiled and nodded. After 10 minutes girlfriend leaves and it is just the MIL and me as the wife and SIL were still at the gym. MIL did not disappoint. She admitted she stops over to empty her bladder for me so we can "play around" while she goes. Again, I nodded and agreed. MIL revisited in another post. One lucky horney Old Owl 5 Link to post
Popular Post glad1 2,841 Posted August 14 Popular Post Share Posted August 14 You know, those senior women can sometimes pleasantly surprise you. I've had the good fortune to run across a few fit women in their late 50's and 60's, I suppose you could say up close and personally. There are a lot of retired people where I live. (It's Florida, what do you expect!) I'm a member of a hiking club here, where most of the members seem to be over 55. While we have our group hikes every other Saturday, a lot of us want to get more time on the trails in-between, often just two, three or four of us. Something else about our club is that women seem to outnumber men at least two to one. While I've only been a member for a couple years, I've made a lot of friends. Even better, most all the women seem to be comfortable around me. I guess I'm non-threatening and someone they can count on to see they get back safely. Plus, since I'm self-employed, I'm available most all the time. So, it's not surprising for me meet up at the trailhead on a weekday morning and find there's just one other person, usually a woman my age or older. Most always I'll let them pick out a trail and set the pace. I don't even mind that they're a good bit slower than I'd be if I set out on my own. In fact, I rather enjoy that fact, because it means that they'll almost certainly have to empty their bladder at least once. And, they don't seem to be as shy about doing so as women in their 20s. If it's been once, it's been at least a dozen times they've peed while we carried on a conversation. Okay, maybe they've lost some of their capacity of their youth, but I'd rather see 20 or 30 seconds of their waterfall than have a stream of a minute or more exist only in my imagination. 2 1 1 2 Link to post
Great Horned Owl 589 Posted August 15 Author Share Posted August 15 5 hours ago, glad1 said: You know, those senior women can sometimes pleasantly surprise you. I've had the good fortune to run across a few fit women in their late 50's and 60's, I suppose you could say up close and personally. There are a lot of retired people where I live. (It's Florida, what do you expect!) I'm a member of a hiking club here, where most of the members seem to be over 55. While we have our group hikes every other Saturday, a lot of us want to get more time on the trails in-between, often just two, three or four of us. Something else about our club is that women seem to outnumber men at least two to one. While I've only been a member for a couple years, I've made a lot of friends. Even better, most all the women seem to be comfortable around me. I guess I'm non-threatening and someone they can count on to see they get back safely. Plus, since I'm self-employed, I'm available most all the time. So, it's not surprising for me meet up at the trailhead on a weekday morning and find there's just one other person, usually a woman my age or older. Most always I'll let them pick out a trail and set the pace. I don't even mind that they're a good bit slower than I'd be if I set out on my own. In fact, I rather enjoy that fact, because it means that they'll almost certainly have to empty their bladder at least once. And, they don't seem to be as shy about doing so as women in their 20s. If it's been once, it's been at least a dozen times they've peed while we carried on a conversation. Okay, maybe they've lost some of their capacity of their youth, but I'd rather see 20 or 30 seconds of their waterfall than have a stream of a minute or more exist only in my imagination. That sounds quite hot. I know plenty women in their 50s and 60s who are smoking hot in bed and in the bathroom. Women are like fine wine. They mature after 40 and their best years are often well padt that age. Watching and listening to a hot older woman empty out is fantastic. You are lucky to have such opportunities in your hiking partners. Horney Old Owl 1 Link to post
Great Horned Owl 589 Posted August 29 Author Share Posted August 29 All, Good news. My MIL broke up with her new boyfriend because all he wanted to do was drink and be fat. MIL is a very active, trim and vibrant 56 year old woman who wants more. MIL called at 5 pm and said she just finished her last real estate closing and that her bladder was going to explode. She desperately asked if she could use my toilet to drain out. I said, "sure" but you better get here because the wife shows up at 6 pm unless she hits the gym first. SIL was on a trip so no worries about her. Now that the table was set I double checked on when the wife thought she would be home. She said, "around 6:15 pm and I am going to have to piss really hard as the toilet at work is filthy." Immediately, I got very horney. I have two hot women who are going to piss for me! Back to the MIL. She arrives at 5:33 pm all dressed up in a slinky tight sleeveless low cut navy blue dress with three inch heels, lots of bling with a choke necklace, multiple bracelets and plenty of cleavage. Over the summer she has lost 15 pounds so she looks really stunning now. My best guess is 5.7.125. She dumps her brief case in the entry and grabs my hand to escort her to the bathroom. She invited me to pull her panties down. She said, "faster, I am going to let loose" Immediately after pulling her white lace panties she let out a very loud whistling hissing piss that splattered hard on the edge of the porcelain meanwhile she exclaimed, "finally, I could not hold that a minute longer". This hard forceful piss abruptly shut off 33 seconds later and then restarted with a steady tinkling moderate flow in the water meanwhile she started unzipping my trousers and pulled my pants down so she could reach in and grab me. After tinkling for a minute and still going strong she put my horn in her mouth and started sucking and stroking intensely. Still tinkling moderately in the toilet for a full 3 minutes I explode in her mouth and drenched her nice blue dress with hot cum. She asked if that felt good. I said, "absolutely". Finally after 3 minutes and 44 seconds of hissing, whistling, tinkling and dribbling she stopped and asked if I would pick her dry. I complied and then stuck my tongue in her clitoris as well and she blew a thick wad of cum in my mouth while shrieking loudly when she climaxed. Afterwards we cleaned up the toilet and floor and her dress and she gave me a juicy good bye kiss. Upon her departure I furthered cleaned the bathroom to removed all of the "evidence" so I would not be busted. Wife comes home 30 minutes later and thanked me for cleaning up the bathroom. I said, "no problem". She promptly exploded her hard flow straight in the bowl and this Owl was horney again. Horney Old Owl 1 1 2 Link to post
Mr.Pisser 3 Posted October 5 Share Posted October 5 You are one lucky guy to have so naughty wife! Link to post
chubbyjack 323 Posted October 5 Share Posted October 5 On 8/3/2024 at 1:05 PM, Great Horned Owl said: All, At least once a month I make sure to take the wife out on a date. It could be dining, dancing, theater, weekend retreat in the mountains, skiing at Mt Hood. A variety of activities. This month I took her to dinner followed by a show. A dressy affair and she did not disappoint. While standing 5.9.125 pounds, long wavy blonde hair, "B" cup bra, white lacy bra underneath she wore a black sleeveless low cut slinky dress with a slit up the side with three inch black heels. She just got highlights on her hair and purchased some new bracelets and loop earrings. To top things off She wore my favorite red lipstick. She was dressed to kill and I was the recipient. She aims to please me on our special dates. It is common protocol for her to whisper in my ear how full her bladder is at various intervals during our outings as she rarely uses public toilets. Upon finishing our main course duck confeit with two glasses of wine She said I we as 35% full. After I paid the bill and 4 glasses of wine plus water and 3 hours since the last bathroom visit She was 65% full. I am now starting to get excited as I know how much she can hold and how fast she can release her torrent of piss. At the concert intermission and 5 hours removed from emptying her bladder she said, "babe, I am 88% full. I need to go soon but will hold for you." At this point I have a full raging erection and she sees the bulge in my trousers. She gently strokes me at the concert hall and does so discretely by placing her sweater on top of my lap. By the end of the concert or 6.5 hours since her last bathroom visit she whispers to me, "I am 98% full, I don't know how much more I can hold". Mind you the 30 minute drive was an interesting one and I had to distract her by discussing the financial markets as to put her mind at ease. After 7 plus hours from her last piss we get home, SIL is in bed and MIL not with us tonight. She exclaimed, "is it possible to be more than 100% full? I just smiled. She said, "I hope you like a lot of hot piss because I am going to piss like a fucking racehorse." Again, while smiling I take her by the hand and escort her to the master bedroom toilet for release. She quickly yanked her panties off, straddled the toilet so I can see everything come out of her. After 4 second delay a fast and furious 3 inch wide clear stream of urine explodes into the toilet while I sit on the floor 6 inches away from her monster flow and enjoy the performance. Since I am so close to the river dumping out of her my face gets splashed with hot piss. I am picking piss as it hits my lips. Her initial flow goes 44 seconds then abruptly stops for 5 seconds and then restarts just as powerful for 25 more seconds, shuts off abruptly then tinkles for 33 more seconds. A total of one minute 45 seconds. I am sure her output was her maximum of 2.2 liters which I measured once before. Her sister at 2.5 liters (MIL max of 1.75 liters) is the only one I know that has a larger capacity. Upon finishing draining her bladder out I kneeled and picked her dry which caused her to wildly climax with a loud scream 15 seconds later. I was left with a mouthful of her hot cum that I promptly swallowed. This transitioned to her jumping on my rock hard cock and riding me like a racehorse. I was one tired Owl. Horney Old Owl At what point did you cum? Were you naked nor stroking while she was unloading? Link to post
Great Horned Owl 589 Posted October 7 Author Share Posted October 7 On 10/5/2024 at 1:37 AM, chubbyjack said: At what point did you cum? Were you naked nor stroking while she was unloading? Just stroking with my cock outside my trousers. Quite often it is a mad scramble from the time the wife stops peeing and when she starts riding me. Often just yank trousers down and she jumps on board and pumps hard. 1 Link to post
Great Horned Owl 589 Posted October 7 Author Share Posted October 7 All, As I have written in the past the wife and my SIL and MIL have monster bladders - it must run in the family. The girls call me "Tiny" because I can barely hold a third of the urine they can but that is a conversation for another day. Wife comes home from work and grocery shopping in her short grey tweed mini skirt and white sleeveless blouse with a very skimpy black Victoria Secret bra that barely holds her full "B" cup in. Looking like she is in agony she whispers in my ear after a quick kiss that she is going to explode with piss. Meanwhile, I have my plumber friend fixing the kitchen sink drain. Wife waves hello and runs up stairs with her three inch heels and frantically pulls her lacy black thongs down in the toilet near the landing with the door open and unleashes a piss for the ages as she explodes her three inch flow while standing over the toilet (I could not watch because the plumber was over but I know how loud she is when standing) along with an audible sigh that could be heard downstairs. Meanwhile the plumber is making believe he is looking at the pipes under the sink but more realistically listening to the wife explode. Her piss was very audible as it sounded like a jumbo jet taking off. The wife suddenly stops her monster flow after 43 seconds for a brief lull then starts up again but not quite as loud but still very forceful and all in the water for 22 more seconds. After a brief second pause she finishes with a steady moderate but still audible flow in the bowl for 20 more seconds and then finishing with about 10 seconds of dribbling, still audible to even the plumber. She wipes quickly, washes hands and plumber gets back to work. Wife pranches downstairs a few minutes later after applying more bright red lipstick and gives my plumber friend a more appropriate greeting. He stands up and smiles, eyes wide open, bulge in his trousers and greets her. While fluffing her blonde curls and strutting her 5.9.125 frame around she pours us a glass of wine. I whisper in her ear, "your bladder is going to fill up again". She quietly says, "that is the goal". Meanwhile, I have trying to get the plumber out of the house so I can release some cum in the wife. Twenty minutes later we had success then again two hours and five hours later. The wife did not disappoint with another monster piss 4 hours later. MIL heard the second piss and she just smiled at me by saying, " I can piss longer but not harder". Horney Old Owl 1 1 2 Link to post
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