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3 hours ago, Brad Wallis said:

Dazzling indeed!  She’s a prize.  She pees just like my ex I’ve posted about here before.  Do you think she could pee any faster if she forced it, or is that her “top speed?”  You ever asked her?  It’s so fascinating given that her sister is such a power queen.  Seems like your MIL is a slow lady too, but maybe more hissy?  Either way, I don’t think either of them are winning any distance competitions with your wife.  

Never asked her to speed up her flow. I have just made comments that it takes her a long time to drain out. She acknowledged that her bladder is very large and she has good holding capacity. Yes, MIL is a hissy, splattering type of girl mixed with a ton of tinkling mid and late stream. She is the most desperate of the three. When she needs to empty out she is literally running for the toilet to drain out. The wife has two types of pees: she often will splat for 25 seconds very hard on the porcelain then stop and then resumes with a hard pour for another 30 seconds followed by light tinkling OR struts to the toilet, stands over the bowl if I ask her and releases her monster stream right into the water, stopping half way then continuing with just as much force followed by light tinkling. I prefer the later as I love to see the urine flow out of her, simply hot!!

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What a lady! Not into guys peeing, but it sounds like you can give these girls a run for their money in terms of lengthy pees too, and she enjoyed the show!  What a fun game to play with them!  I top out at about a little over a minute max, and that’s when really bursting.  Couldn’t imagine going longer than that!

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2 hours ago, Brad Wallis said:

Just had a really desperate one for a minute thirty seconds.  Personal record maybe?  In any case I cannot compete with any of you!

I am not a real big pisser usually but with my girls around and watching and peeing in front of me when I need to go I always have a semi erection. My piss comes out real slow as I am aroused so volume is probably a liter only. My girls are far superior to me in that and every category.

MIL just had a monster piss this evening when she came home from a dinner and shopping with girlfriends. She hates public toilets. She was wearing a black short tight skirt, pink silk blouse with black lace bra. The wife and SIL were upstairs so I got to get a nice look and listen to MIL. From the start she was all tinkling mixed with hissing in the bowl and lasted 4 minutes if including in stop and start tinkling from minute 3 on. She was very full and desperate. We had a very nice conversation and I even got to rub her breasts some as she was draining out. I was so fuckin horney.

I need to make a pass at the wife tonight so I can unload.

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That was a hot experience.   If she gets a boyfriend she might still indulge you because (a) she obviously doesn’t have a problem with doing things with you whilst you are in a relationship - with her daughter no less and (b) the boyfriend might not have the same interest in pee, so she might enjoy to still make you happy with her peeing.   I guess the downside would be if she moved out to go and live with a guy.

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15 hours ago, Alfresco said:

That was a hot experience.   If she gets a boyfriend she might still indulge you because (a) she obviously doesn’t have a problem with doing things with you whilst you are in a relationship - with her daughter no less and (b) the boyfriend might not have the same interest in pee, so she might enjoy to still make you happy with her peeing.   I guess the downside would be if she moved out to go and live with a guy.

MIL will be around per her report as her daughters live here. MIL does not officially live here she just stays over quite a bit so does not have to drink and drive and my house is closer to her work. She is hot and heavy for this guy and things are very new. However, she is close to me and her daughters. In fact, she came over here after work lady Friday just to empty her bladder as she was in agony and could not make it home without wetting her panties. A very nice woman indeed.

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5 hours ago, glad1 said:

You know, those senior women can sometimes pleasantly surprise you. I've had the good fortune to run across a few fit women in their late 50's and 60's, I suppose you could say up close and personally.

There are a lot of retired people where I live. (It's Florida, what do you expect!) I'm a member of a hiking club here, where most of the members seem to be over 55. While we have our group hikes every other Saturday, a lot of us want to get more time on the trails in-between, often just two, three or four of us. Something else about our club is that women seem to outnumber men at least two to one.

While I've only been a member for a couple years, I've made a lot of friends. Even better, most all the women seem to be comfortable around me. I guess I'm non-threatening and someone they can count on to see they get back safely. Plus, since I'm self-employed, I'm available most all the time. So, it's not surprising for me meet up at the trailhead on a weekday morning and find there's just one other person, usually a woman my age or older.

Most always I'll let them pick out a trail and set the pace. I don't even mind that they're a good bit slower than I'd be if I set out on my own. In fact, I rather enjoy that fact, because it means that they'll almost certainly have to empty their bladder at least once. And, they don't seem to be as shy about doing so as women in their 20s. If it's been once, it's been at least a dozen times they've peed while we carried on a conversation.

Okay, maybe they've lost some of their capacity of their youth, but I'd rather see 20 or 30 seconds of their waterfall than have a stream of a minute or more exist only in my imagination.

 

 

That sounds quite hot. I know plenty women in their 50s and 60s who are smoking hot in bed and in the bathroom. Women are like fine wine. They mature after 40 and their best years are often well padt that age. Watching and listening to a hot older woman empty out is fantastic. You are lucky to have such opportunities in your hiking partners.

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All,

Good news. My MIL broke up with her new boyfriend because all he wanted to do was drink and be fat. MIL is a very active, trim and vibrant 56 year old woman who wants more.

MIL called at 5 pm and said she just finished her last real estate closing and that her bladder was going to explode. She desperately asked if she could use my toilet to drain out. I said, "sure" but you better get here because the wife shows up at 6 pm unless she hits the gym first. SIL was on a trip so no worries about her. Now that the table was set I double checked on when the wife thought she would be home. She said, "around 6:15 pm and I am going to have to piss really hard as the toilet at work is filthy." Immediately, I got very horney. I have two hot women who are going to piss for me!

Back to the MIL. She arrives at 5:33 pm all dressed up in a slinky tight sleeveless low cut navy blue dress with three inch heels, lots of bling with a choke necklace, multiple bracelets and plenty of cleavage. Over the summer she has lost 15 pounds so she looks really stunning now. My best guess is 5.7.125. She dumps her brief case in the entry and grabs my hand to escort her to the bathroom. She invited me to pull her panties down. She said, "faster, I am going to let loose"  Immediately after pulling her white lace panties she let out a very loud whistling hissing piss that splattered hard on the edge of the porcelain meanwhile she exclaimed, "finally, I could not hold that a minute longer". This hard forceful piss abruptly shut off 33 seconds later and then restarted with a steady tinkling moderate flow in the water meanwhile she started unzipping my trousers and pulled my pants down so she could reach in and grab me. After tinkling for a minute and still going strong she put my horn in her mouth and started sucking and stroking intensely. Still tinkling moderately in the toilet for a full 3 minutes I explode in her mouth and drenched her nice blue dress with hot cum. She asked if that felt good. I said, "absolutely".

Finally after 3 minutes and 44 seconds of hissing, whistling, tinkling and dribbling she stopped and asked if I would pick her dry. I complied and then stuck my tongue in her clitoris as well and she blew a thick wad of cum in my mouth while shrieking loudly when she climaxed. Afterwards we cleaned up the toilet and floor and her dress and she gave me a juicy good bye kiss. Upon her departure I furthered cleaned the bathroom to removed all of the "evidence" so I would not be busted. Wife comes home 30 minutes later and thanked me for cleaning up the bathroom. I said, "no problem". She promptly exploded her hard flow straight in the bowl and this Owl was horney again.

Horney Old Owl

 

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On 8/3/2024 at 1:05 PM, Great Horned Owl said:

All,

At least once a month I make sure to take the wife out on a date. It could be dining, dancing, theater, weekend retreat in the mountains, skiing at Mt Hood. A variety of activities.

This month I took her to dinner followed by a show. A dressy affair and she did not disappoint. While standing 5.9.125 pounds, long wavy blonde hair, "B" cup bra, white lacy bra underneath she wore a black sleeveless low cut slinky dress with a slit up the side with three inch black heels. She just got highlights on her hair and purchased some new bracelets and loop earrings. To top things off She wore my favorite red lipstick. She was dressed to kill and I was the recipient. She aims to please me on our special dates. It is common protocol for her to whisper in my ear how full her bladder is at various intervals during our outings as she rarely uses public toilets.

Upon finishing our main course duck confeit with two glasses of wine She said I we as 35% full. After I paid the bill and 4 glasses of wine plus water and 3 hours since the last bathroom visit She was 65% full. I am now starting to get excited as I know how much she can hold and how fast she can release her torrent of piss.

At the concert intermission and 5 hours removed from emptying her bladder she said, "babe, I am 88% full. I need to go soon but will hold for you." At this point I have a full raging erection and she sees the bulge in my trousers. She gently strokes me at the concert hall and does so discretely by placing her sweater on top of my lap.

By the end of the concert or 6.5 hours since her last bathroom visit she whispers to me, "I am 98% full, I don't know how much more I can hold".

Mind you the 30 minute drive was an interesting one and I had to distract her by discussing the financial markets as to put her mind at ease.

After 7 plus hours from her last piss we get home, SIL is in bed and MIL not with us tonight. She exclaimed, "is it possible to be more than 100% full? I just smiled. She said, "I hope you like a lot of hot piss because I am going to piss like a fucking racehorse." Again, while smiling I take her by the hand and escort her to the master bedroom toilet for release.

She quickly yanked her panties off, straddled the toilet so I can see everything come out of her. After 4 second delay a fast and furious 3 inch wide clear stream of urine explodes into the toilet while I sit on the floor 6 inches away from her monster flow and enjoy the performance. Since I am so close to the river dumping out of her my face gets splashed with hot piss. I am picking piss as it hits my lips. Her initial flow goes 44 seconds then abruptly stops for 5 seconds and then restarts just as powerful for 25 more seconds, shuts off abruptly then tinkles for 33 more seconds. A total of one minute 45 seconds. I am sure her output was her maximum of 2.2 liters which I measured once before. Her sister at 2.5 liters (MIL max of 1.75 liters) is the only one I know that has a larger capacity.

Upon finishing draining her bladder out I kneeled and picked her dry which caused her to wildly climax with a loud scream 15 seconds later. I was left with a mouthful of her hot cum that I promptly swallowed. This transitioned to her jumping on my rock hard cock and riding me like a racehorse. I was one tired Owl.

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At what point did you cum?  Were you naked nor stroking while she was unloading?

 

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On 10/5/2024 at 1:37 AM, chubbyjack said:

At what point did you cum?  Were you naked nor stroking while she was unloading?

 

Just stroking with my cock outside my trousers. Quite often it is a mad scramble from the time the wife stops peeing and when she starts riding me. Often just yank trousers down and she jumps on board and pumps hard.

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All,

As I have written in the past the wife and my SIL and MIL have monster bladders - it must run in the family. The girls call me "Tiny" because I can barely hold a third of the urine they can but that is a conversation for another day.

Wife comes home from work and grocery shopping in her short grey tweed mini skirt and white sleeveless blouse with a very skimpy black Victoria Secret bra that barely holds her full "B" cup in.  Looking like she is in agony she whispers in my ear after a quick kiss that she is going to explode with piss.  Meanwhile, I have my plumber friend fixing the kitchen sink drain. Wife waves hello and runs up stairs with her three inch heels and frantically pulls her lacy black thongs down in the toilet near the landing with the door open and unleashes a piss for the ages as she explodes her three inch flow while standing over the toilet (I could not watch because the plumber was over but I know how loud she is when standing) along with an audible sigh that could be heard downstairs. Meanwhile the plumber is making believe he is looking at the pipes under the sink but more realistically listening to the wife explode. Her piss was very audible as it sounded like a jumbo jet taking off. The wife suddenly stops her monster flow after 43 seconds for a brief lull then starts up again but not quite as loud but still very forceful and all in the water for 22 more seconds. After a brief second pause she finishes with a steady moderate but still audible flow in the bowl for 20 more seconds and then finishing with about 10 seconds of dribbling, still audible to even the plumber. She wipes quickly, washes hands and plumber gets back to work.

Wife pranches downstairs a few minutes later after applying more bright red lipstick and gives my plumber friend a more appropriate greeting. He stands up and smiles, eyes wide open, bulge in his trousers and greets her. While fluffing her blonde curls and strutting her 5.9.125 frame around she pours us a glass of wine. I whisper in her ear, "your bladder is going to fill up again". She quietly says, "that is the goal". Meanwhile, I have trying to get the plumber out of the house so I can release some cum in the wife. Twenty minutes later we had success then again two hours and five hours later. The wife did not disappoint with another monster piss 4 hours later.

MIL heard the second piss and she just smiled at me by saying, " I can piss longer but not harder".

Horney Old Owl

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