Pissing on Bugs

[Pooler 191]

I got home from work today and had to go pee.  I went to the toilet and lifted the lid.  There was a bug crawling on the porcelain.  I swished it into the toilet and peed on it as it swam in the toilet water. Then flushed it down the toilet. 

[MostlyVanilla69 15]

4 hours ago, Sarah_Hiker31 said:

Not really, I hate ants

Well, a bunch got pissed on, a few probably drowned, and a bunch would have ended up drinking your piss.

[wettingman 578]

 I just now came back inside I was sitting here procrastinating going pee, but an intense feeling it was about to come out made a  rush outside to go. Just. as I started peeing I spotted a black bug of some type of kind crawling in the dirt.  The soil here is clay and water is slow to drain . I redirected my stream onto it . Since I had a really full bladder, I made quite the puddle on the ground. . As all that urine drained into the earth, the bug was no longer moving. 

 

[rose.y 81]

This evening I stepped into the bathroom to brush my teeth, and almost immediately spotted a little centipede on the wall. I immediately thought of this forum, and resolved to do something naughty with it. I grabbed an empty toilet paper tube  and used it to scoop the centipede off the wall, before giving it a shake over the open toilet. I brushed my teeth, watching the bug flail in circles. Then I decided it was time, and sat down over top of my new "friend". Within moments I began my stream. I watched through my spread legs as the bug circled slowly in my pee currents, eventually passing beneath the flow of my release and getting churned underwater for a few seconds.  I giggled and decided to spit out my toothpaste on it too.

Needless to say, that bug got more than it bargained for.  But that's not my problem to worry about anymore,  after having pressed the lever and watched it spin round the bowl, and finally seen it depart forever amidst my pee. Bye-bye!

[Felix 6]

4 hours ago, rose.y said:

This evening I stepped into the bathroom to brush my teeth, and almost immediately spotted a little centipede on the wall. I immediately thought of this forum, and resolved to do something naughty with it. I grabbed an empty toilet paper tube  and used it to scoop the centipede off the wall, before giving it a shake over the open toilet. I brushed my teeth, watching the bug flail in circles. Then I decided it was time, and sat down over top of my new "friend". Within moments I began my stream. I watched through my spread legs as the bug circled slowly in my pee currents, eventually passing beneath the flow of my release and getting churned underwater for a few seconds.  I giggled and decided to spit out my toothpaste on it too.

Needless to say, that bug got more than it bargained for.  But that's not my problem to worry about anymore,  after having pressed the lever and watched it spin round the bowl, and finally seen it depart forever amidst my pee. Bye-bye!

Incredibly hot 🔥 and perfectly written. I think the bug can’t think of a better way to die than lying beneath you while relieving yourself. A reasonable death!
Would really like to hear more of that, Rose 🙂

[MostlyVanilla69 15]

15 hours ago, pguy2981 said:

Was it one of those really fast house centipedes? If you have one of those lying around, it's because you likely have silverfish and other pests inside your walls. He was helping you lol.

 

I think she's the type that's going to piss on the silverfish once she catches them.

[rose.y 81]

On 7/29/2024 at 9:31 AM, MostlyVanilla69 said:

 

I think she's the type that's going to piss on the silverfish once she catches them.

Haha that's a good prediction....

Actually,  I haven't seen any silverfish so far since then. However, last night I did find a spider in the bathtub, and decided to give it the golden waterslide experience.  I was worried I wouldn't be able to hit it and it would get away, but nope - I got lucky and sprayed my target almost right away with a short stream, and watched in delight as it was swept the length of the tub, accelerating as it went until it fell writhing over the lip of the drain and vanished for good.

[MostlyVanilla69 15]

5 hours ago, rose.y said:

Haha that's a good prediction....

Actually,  I haven't seen any silverfish so far since then. However, last night I did find a spider in the bathtub, and decided to give it the golden waterslide experience.  I was worried I wouldn't be able to hit it and it would get away, but nope - I got lucky and sprayed my target almost right away with a short stream, and watched in delight as it was swept the length of the tub, accelerating as it went until it fell writhing over the lip of the drain and vanished for good.

So you pissed on it point blank?

Nice shooting.

Was it a big spider?

How did you feel as you pissed on it?

Edited August 5 by MostlyVanilla69

[F0rester 168]

On 8/5/2024 at 6:17 AM, rose.y said:

Haha that's a good prediction....

Actually,  I haven't seen any silverfish so far since then. However, last night I did find a spider in the bathtub, and decided to give it the golden waterslide experience.  I was worried I wouldn't be able to hit it and it would get away, but nope - I got lucky and sprayed my target almost right away with a short stream, and watched in delight as it was swept the length of the tub, accelerating as it went until it fell writhing over the lip of the drain and vanished for good.

Standing outside the tub or squatting inside? I think we've awoken something in you. 

[Miss Piss 289]

I did because me and brothers would declare war on the bugs in our backyard and treat them as invaders to our land 

[F0rester 168]

1 hour ago, Miss Piss said:

I did because me and brothers would declare war on the bugs in our backyard and treat them as invaders to our land 

Were you the heavy artillery and your brothers the snipers? 

[Miss Piss 289]

1 hour ago, F0rester said:

Were you the heavy artillery and your brothers the snipers? 

Yes this is true lol 😂 

[Serpent 28]

On 8/8/2024 at 6:08 AM, Miss Piss said:

I did because me and brothers would declare war on the bugs in our backyard and treat them as invaders to our land 

This is so cool, have any good stories from that war?

[rose.y 81]

Had a sleepover at a friend's place,  and was watching a spider crawling around their ceiling. Made me wonder if I should offer to catch it and flush it for them, and then suggest I might pee on it since I'll be flushing anyway,  and ask if they want to do the same.  I don't think they would be comfortable peeing in front of me,  but I do think they might be comfortable taking turns at spraying it down.

I'll do some thinking and see if I feel up for asking.

[DoctorDoctor 1,434]

4 minutes ago, rose.y said:

Had a sleepover at a friend's place,  and was watching a spider crawling around their ceiling. Made me wonder if I should offer to catch it and flush it for them, and then suggest I might pee on it since I'll be flushing anyway,  and ask if they want to do the same.  I don't think they would be comfortable peeing in front of me,  but I do think they might be comfortable taking turns at spraying it down.

I'll do some thinking and see if I feel up for asking.

Let us know how it turns out.

[Serpent 28]

2 hours ago, rose.y said:

Had a sleepover at a friend's place,  and was watching a spider crawling around their ceiling. Made me wonder if I should offer to catch it and flush it for them, and then suggest I might pee on it since I'll be flushing anyway,  and ask if they want to do the same.  I don't think they would be comfortable peeing in front of me,  but I do think they might be comfortable taking turns at spraying it down.

I'll do some thinking and see if I feel up for asking.

That's a great idea! They'd probably have a great time teaching that spider a lesson! I know if you suggested that to me, my zipper would be down in an instant!

[F0rester 168]

18 hours ago, rose.y said:

Had a sleepover at a friend's place,  and was watching a spider crawling around their ceiling. Made me wonder if I should offer to catch it and flush it for them, and then suggest I might pee on it since I'll be flushing anyway,  and ask if they want to do the same.  I don't think they would be comfortable peeing in front of me,  but I do think they might be comfortable taking turns at spraying it down.

I'll do some thinking and see if I feel up for asking.

That is a hell of a mental detour. Did you opt to make the team activity suggestion? 

[MostlyVanilla69 15]

On 10/21/2024 at 3:51 AM, rose.y said:

Had a sleepover at a friend's place,  and was watching a spider crawling around their ceiling. Made me wonder if I should offer to catch it and flush it for them, and then suggest I might pee on it since I'll be flushing anyway,  and ask if they want to do the same.  I don't think they would be comfortable peeing in front of me,  but I do think they might be comfortable taking turns at spraying it down.

I'll do some thinking and see if I feel up for asking.

Don't leave us on a cliffhanger.

[rose.y 81]

Unfortunately I haven't had a chance to do anything with my friend, I had been hoping to visit but haven't had time. 

 

Fortunately, I just had another fun opportunity! I was in a public bathroom, and had just settled in to relieve myself. It was fairly clean in the stall, but I had decided not to sit anyway. As I was just starting to release my stream, I noticed a small bug land on the rim of the bowl.

It looked like a small fly, possibly a fruit fly but possibly s bit larger than that. It seemed pretty interested in exploring along the edge of the bowl, no doubt smelling the spray of other toilet users.

Well, I was pretty excited at the opportunity to give it an even more direct experience. I only hesitated for a second or two before shifting forwards and letting my stream clip the edge of the toilet bowl.

Immediately a spray of droplets splattered out, and a pool of slightly yellow water spread rapidly along the rim. I shifted my stream back into the bowl almost immediately, and surveyed the results of my actions. I couldn't tell for sure in the sudden chaos of my stream if the spray got it or the puddle did, but either way, the little fly was now stuck in my little puddle, flapping its legs in vain.

I finished emptying my pee into the bowl and grabbed a piece of toilet paper.  I wiped myself off on it, then used it to gently nudge the fly and its puddle over the lip of the toilet, where it ran down into the bowl. It stopped just above the waterline, but the flush quickly took care of that. I quickly lost sight of it as the toilet roared to life, performing its job admirably and disposing of my piss and its victim.

[DoctorDoctor 1,434]

8 minutes ago, rose.y said:

Well, I was pretty excited at the opportunity to give it an even more direct experience. I only hesitated for a second or two before shifting forwards and letting my stream clip the edge of the toilet bowl.

Immediately a spray of droplets splattered out, and a pool of slightly yellow water spread rapidly along the rim. I shifted my stream back into the bowl almost immediately, and surveyed the results of my actions. I couldn't tell for sure in the sudden chaos of my stream if the spray got it or the puddle did, but either way, the little fly was now stuck in my little puddle, flapping its legs in vain.

Great job controlling and aiming your stream, while not wetting your clothes!

[MostlyVanilla69 15]

On 11/26/2024 at 10:13 AM, rose.y said:

Unfortunately I haven't had a chance to do anything with my friend, I had been hoping to visit but haven't had time. 

 

Fortunately, I just had another fun opportunity! I was in a public bathroom, and had just settled in to relieve myself. It was fairly clean in the stall, but I had decided not to sit anyway. As I was just starting to release my stream, I noticed a small bug land on the rim of the bowl.

It looked like a small fly, possibly a fruit fly but possibly s bit larger than that. It seemed pretty interested in exploring along the edge of the bowl, no doubt smelling the spray of other toilet users.

Well, I was pretty excited at the opportunity to give it an even more direct experience. I only hesitated for a second or two before shifting forwards and letting my stream clip the edge of the toilet bowl.

Immediately a spray of droplets splattered out, and a pool of slightly yellow water spread rapidly along the rim. I shifted my stream back into the bowl almost immediately, and surveyed the results of my actions. I couldn't tell for sure in the sudden chaos of my stream if the spray got it or the puddle did, but either way, the little fly was now stuck in my little puddle, flapping its legs in vain.

I finished emptying my pee into the bowl and grabbed a piece of toilet paper.  I wiped myself off on it, then used it to gently nudge the fly and its puddle over the lip of the toilet, where it ran down into the bowl. It stopped just above the waterline, but the flush quickly took care of that. I quickly lost sight of it as the toilet roared to life, performing its job admirably and disposing of my piss and its victim.

You're getting quite into this.

[udai 169]

This topic reminding me about 10 years ago here in Brazil. Here, on hot summer nights there are a lot of snails, slugs etc around the gardens. They are a plague.

I was hanging with my GF. We had a lot of beers and another beverages on the club and we are driving back to my house. It was a little bit far.

We was almost arriving at home and she started to complain about how much she was desperate to pee. I said "Dont hurry, we are almost there, and i gotta go also".

Well about 10 min later, we got home, I parked the car, closed the front gate and she said: "Babe, I can't wait to go inside, I'll pee into the garden! I really gotta go!" (the garden it was like 3 meters from the parking).

I followed your hurried steps. We were on the edge of the garden and she noticed a huge snail on the ground right in front of us "hey look at this".

So she lifted her skirt, pulled the panties aside and a strong stream started to come out. I still remember she aiming her pee stream at that thing and with a saccharistic laugh saying "sorry, bro ahhaha".

At this point I just took my dick out of my pants and joined her. We both peed on it simultaneously for about a minute hahahaha, can you guys imagine the amount of piss from a desperate drunk couple? So...

I remember the snail shranking into its shell in an attempt to protect itself as our urine was hitting it hard, but this didn't help at all because a huge, deep and foamy puddle was forming around it. 

Next day I went to the same spot on the garden and the snail wasn't there. I hope he told his friends what happened and to stay away from that garden 🤣🤣

[MostlyVanilla69 15]

2 hours ago, udai said:

This topic reminding me about 10 years ago here in Brazil. Here, on hot summer nights there are a lot of snails, slugs etc around the gardens. They are a plague.

I was hanging with my GF. We had a lot of beers and another beverages on the club and we are driving back to my house. It was a little bit far.

We was almost arriving at home and she started to complain about how much she was desperate to pee. I said "Dont hurry, we are almost there, and i gotta go also".

Well about 10 min later, we got home, I parked the car, closed the front gate and she said: "Babe, I can't wait to go inside, I'll pee into the garden! I really gotta go!" (the garden it was like 3 meters from the parking).

I followed your hurried steps. We were on the edge of the garden and she noticed a huge snail on the ground right in front of us "hey look at this".

So she lifted her skirt, pulled the panties aside and a strong stream started to come out. I still remember she aiming her pee stream at that thing and with a saccharistic laugh saying "sorry, bro ahhaha".

At this point I just took my dick out of my pants and joined her. We both peed on it simultaneously for about a minute hahahaha, can you guys imagine the amount of piss from a desperate drunk couple? So...

I remember the snail shranking into its shell in an attempt to protect itself as our urine was hitting it hard, but this didn't help at all because a huge, deep and foamy puddle was forming around it. 

Next day I went to the same spot on the garden and the snail wasn't there. I hope he told his friends what happened and to stay away from that garden 🤣🤣

Nice shooting.

Was it the first time you ever did anything like that? Was it the first time she ever did anything like that? And did either of you ever do it again?

She definitely sounds like she was a lot of fun and had a good sense of humor.

[zorba3189 5,466]

One time I dropped a large roach wrapped in toilet paper into my toilet that I thought was dead - I had stepped on it in my bathroom.  When it hit the water, it suddenly started swimming around, but completely unable to climb the bowl.  So, I thought “why waste a flush”?  So I sat on the pot and emptied my bladder.  So for a minute it had a gold swimming pool to swim around in.  Then I flushed it all down. I hate those nasty things. 
 

[MostlyVanilla69 15]

2 minutes ago, zorba3189 said:

One time I dropped a large roach wrapped in toilet paper into my toilet that I thought was dead - I had stepped on it in my bathroom.  When it hit the water, it suddenly started swimming around, but completely unable to climb the bowl.  So, I thought “why waste a flush”?  So I sat on the pot and emptied my bladder.  So for a minute it had a gold swimming pool to swim around in.  Then I flushed it all down. I hate those nasty things. 
 

A lot of girls will do that. Maybe not with the intention of pissing on it for that reason, but why waste a flush way.

Although country girls and tomboys will do stuff like piss on an anthill outside.