Pee standing

[swekiss 1,066]

8 hours ago, Takashi96 said:

Damn, that sucks! I hate to admit this, but as someone who doesn't like to draw attention to himself, I think if I were a woman who could pee standing up, I would probably still squat in certain situations. Just to be on the safe side. 

I imagine it wouldn't be as bad to be caught by a woman. I could probably spin that into a monologue about empowerment or something like that. But if I were caught by a man I might never be able to pee around him (or the group of people accompanying us) again. I'd be too afraid that he would be thinking about it. Then I would be wondering who else he told?

To me being caught by a woman feels like it would be way worse actually. Also it would go against my beliefs to call it empowering, it's peeing, not getting the position of leader in an otherwise male dominated occupation cause I'm better at it. So if ever caught and questioned about it I would most likely just say as it is. I hate squatting as it's uncomfortable, hard on the knees and way more exposing and that's it 🤷‍♀️ 

[Takashi96 1,075]

On 6/15/2024 at 6:41 AM, swekiss said:

To me being caught by a woman feels like it would be way worse actually. Also it would go against my beliefs to call it empowering, it's peeing, not getting the position of leader in an otherwise male dominated occupation cause I'm better at it. So if ever caught and questioned about it I would most likely just say as it is. I hate squatting as it's uncomfortable, hard on the knees and way more exposing and that's it 🤷‍♀️ 

Oh, I agree. However, my hypothetical scenario of being a woman caught peeing standing up takes place in the U.S. And the way it works in the leftist spaces I move in, describing my upright urination style as empowering would totally be accepted. Perhaps even praised. 

[Эдвард 11]

6 hours ago, Takashi96 said:

О, я согласна. Однако мой гипотетический сценарий, когда меня застают за мочеиспусканием стоя, происходит в США. И то, как это работает в левых пространствах, в которых я вращаюсь, описывают мой вертикальный стиль мочеиспускания как вдохновляющий, и это полностью принимается. Возможно, даже хвалят. 

I'm delighted if a girl does this standing up, dressed for pleasure. But it's better at home or in close company.

[Takashi96 1,075]

22 hours ago, Эдвард said:

I'm delighted if a girl does this standing up, dressed for pleasure. But it's better at home or in close company.

Why is my quote in Spanish? Oh wait, that's not Spanish, it's Latin.

[Эдвард 11]

3 minutes ago, Takashi96 said:

Почему моя цитата на испанском? Ой, подождите, это не испанский, это латынь.

I'm delighted if a girl does it standing up, dressed for pleasure. But it’s better at home or in close company.

[Эдвард 11]

3 minutes ago, Takashi96 said:

Почему моя цитата на испанском? Ой, подождите, это не испанский, это латынь.

I use an English translator.

[M.Vixen 772]

I much prefer standing to pee outdoor when I’m wearing a skirt. If I’m wearing pants I pull them down to my knees and use a wall or tree to lean against (kind of an invisible toilet look I guess, lol). At home when I’m not feeling naughty I do sit down to pee on the toilet because that’s the most lazy option 😅 If I’m in the shower I do stand though, usually aiming and pissing up the wall like a boy ☺️

[Coral 491]

I am a bit 50/50 on that and it has nothing to do with my attire. I stand and pee whenever I feel like it and I can pee exactly like a man does without bending the knees and that, so evenwhen I'm wearing jeans, I need to pull those down a bit and then I'm good to go

[Thiscouldbeanywhere 381]

On 6/30/2024 at 8:39 AM, Coral said:

I am a bit 50/50 on that and it has nothing to do with my attire. I stand and pee whenever I feel like it and I can pee exactly like a man does without bending the knees and that, so evenwhen I'm wearing jeans, I need to pull those down a bit and then I'm good to go

How did you learn?

[Coral 491]

2 hours ago, Thiscouldbeanywhere said:

How did you learn?

I used go camping alot back in school. But at times there literally won't be as much foliage to squat, you know? But standing won't give you whatever cover you'd need. So I tried a couple times and just got good at it

[Thiscouldbeanywhere 381]

26 minutes ago, Coral said:

I used go camping alot back in school. But at times there literally won't be as much foliage to squat, you know? But standing won't give you whatever cover you'd need. So I tried a couple times and just got good at it

What's your technique like?

Do you have to use a device or no?

[Coral 491]

6 minutes ago, Thiscouldbeanywhere said:

What's your technique like?

Do you have to use a device or no?

No device no. 

Either pull the dress/skirt up and panties to the side if I'm wearing any.

Or, pull the jeans down a bit. I wear low waisted jeans only so the those have low crotches to begin with. Not much of a problem really

[Thiscouldbeanywhere 381]

9 minutes ago, Coral said:

No device no. 

Either pull the dress/skirt up and panties to the side if I'm wearing any.

Or, pull the jeans down a bit. I wear low waisted jeans only so the those have low crotches to begin with. Not much of a problem really

I'm sorry for all the questions, but I've always been fascinated by girls peeing standing up like guys...and found it really hot too 😈😈😏

[Coral 491]

Just now, Thiscouldbeanywhere said:

I'm sorry for all the questions, but I've always been fascinated by girls peeing standing up like guys...and found it really hot too 😈😈😏

No problem haha

 

[Thiscouldbeanywhere 381]

19 minutes ago, Coral said:

No problem haha

 

I'd love to hear more stories about your peeing exploits.. if you're up for sharing!

[gldenwetgoose 21,485]

On 6/30/2024 at 10:45 AM, Эдвард said:

I use an English translator.

It would be better if you didn’t quote the previous message in your reply.

(Make your reply of course but without quoting the previous). 
 

We all see the quote part in Russian language and of course out site rules ask that all content is in English. 

[Эдвард 11]

Please excuse me. I will definitely take into account all comments.

[gldenwetgoose 21,485]

6 hours ago, Эдвард said:

Please excuse me. I will definitely take into account all comments.

It’s great that you’re taking an active part in the community - please carry that on!

[botnavas 61]

On 7/2/2024 at 8:48 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

It would be better if you didn’t quote the previous message in your reply.

(Make your reply of course but without quoting the previous). 
 

We all see the quote part in Russian language and of course out site rules ask that all content is in English. 

Fuh... I thought my browser decided to autotranslate something and by this it went really mad. I of course shut autotranslate down long time ago...

But Russian browsers(Yandex) - are Russians and need nuclear vodka somtimes to run correct🙂

[Эдвард 11]

I have it with automatic translation into Russian. But I insert messages in English. Through Google. I just made a mistake one day.

[LadyP 354]

Tonight I had my first very successful pee standing like a man. I went out in a skirt without panties, so I could pee anywhere I wanted easily. I was pretty desperate, and I was having trouble finding a spot where no one would catch me. 

Eventually I found an office building with a dark walkway behind it. There were big concrete columns with dark corners. I stood facing the column, legs in a wide stand and my labia spread with both hands. I was so desperate at this point I had no hesitation to start gushing pee. I pissed hard for around 20 seconds before I heard someone coming. I stopped, and pretended to be on the phone. A girl walked by with her dog on a nearby path a few minutes later. 

It was such a rush to pee standing like a man, I can't wait to try it again.

[PrincessApricot 521]

I like both for different reasons and in different scenarios. Standing is often more discreet. I do love a squat though, it just feels more natural for some reason. I also have found that the feeling of relief is ten-fold when squatting, just so good. 

[Эдвард 11]

On 8/25/2024 at 6:11 AM, LadyP said:

Tonight I had my first very successful pee standing like a man. I went out in a skirt without panties, so I could pee anywhere I wanted easily. I was pretty desperate, and I was having trouble finding a spot where no one would catch me. 

Eventually I found an office building with a dark walkway behind it. There were big concrete columns with dark corners. I stood facing the column, legs in a wide stand and my labia spread with both hands. I was so desperate at this point I had no hesitation to start gushing pee. I pissed hard for around 20 seconds before I heard someone coming. I stopped, and pretended to be on the phone. A girl walked by with her dog on a nearby path a few minutes later. 

It was such a rush to pee standing like a man, I can't wait to try it again.

Now we need to repeat this in panties and trousers.

[Takashi96 1,075]

On 8/25/2024 at 3:02 PM, PrincessApricot said:

I like both for different reasons and in different scenarios. Standing is often more discreet. I do love a squat though, it just feels more natural for some reason. I also have found that the feeling of relief is ten-fold when squatting, just so good. 

Wow, ten-fold? Maybe it feels more natural because that's how you would pee if toilets didn't exist. Does squatting feel more relieving than sitting on a toilet?

[PrincessApricot 521]

15 hours ago, Takashi96 said:

Wow, ten-fold? Maybe it feels more natural because that's how you would pee if toilets didn't exist. Does squatting feel more relieving than sitting on a toilet?

Yes, I think squatting feels the best. Though not always the most convenient.