Caught some guy pissing on my door

[BadBoy21 310]

So I had a fascinating experience yesterday night. I was out with my friends at a bar.  I made it home, its after 1 AM, and as I walk up the stairs to my apartment, I see this man pissing on my apartment door.  I guess he didn't hear me walking up the stairs.  So I stand there behind him a few feet back just watching him piss.  There was this big puddle forming and trailing from him, stream heads towards my shoes then eventually made its way down the stairs.  Bro must have be pissing for like over a minute when I then clear my throat to let him know I am behind him.  He looks over his shoulder and sees me standing. He says to me "ah man sorry is this your room?"  I said yeah it was.  What was amazing to me was that he didn't move out of the way or anything but instead he says, "sorry bro, I am almost finished bro."  I was astonished, all I could do was laugh and said no its ok, take your time man.  He pissed literally another 30 seconds.  Bro must have really had to go.  He turns around, gives his dick a few flicks, maybe he didn't realize I was there and I could see it.  In fact a few drops hit me in the face.  He says "see ya bro"  and he puts up his hand like he's waiting for me to high five him.  I don't know what to say or do so I just laugh and hive five him and then he stumbles his way down the stairs. Guessing he was drunk.  He was real cute too.  Young guy around my age, short guy but real muscular.  Beautiful brown eyes.  I looked at the "damage", my door was definitely all wet and shiny. The light reflection shows that he must have aimed his stream higher at one point.  The door knob was still warm from his piss.  The puddle was huge. I looked down the stairs and saw that the stream made it all the way down.  Fuck it was unreal.  

[TylerHasFun 762]

That's awesome dude.  That was definitely me a couple times before, found my neighbor standing behind me waiting to get in their place.  Lol

[BadBoy21 310]

9 minutes ago, TylerHasFun said:

That's awesome dude.  That was definitely me a couple times before, found my neighbor standing behind me waiting to get in their place.  Lol

Dude.  Did the guy really not do anything?  Just stood there?

[BadBoy21 310]

What'd he do after?

Edited January 27 by BadBoy21
typo

[TylerHasFun 762]

14 minutes ago, BadBoy21 said:

What'd he do after?

He aint do much dude.  Just stood there waite for me to finish.  This man has seen me plenty of times pissin.  Bro when I noticed him waiting, I decided to aim for the door knob too, just cause Im an asshole.  Lol.  DIdn't say shit bro

[Kevin 268]

20 hours ago, BadBoy21 said:

So I had a fascinating experience yesterday night. I was out with my friends at a bar.  I made it home, its after 1 AM, and as I walk up the stairs to my apartment, I see this man pissing on my apartment door.  I guess he didn't hear me walking up the stairs.  So I stand there behind him a few feet back just watching him piss.  There was this big puddle forming and trailing from him, stream heads towards my shoes then eventually made its way down the stairs.  Bro must have be pissing for like over a minute when I then clear my throat to let him know I am behind him.  He looks over his shoulder and sees me standing. He says to me "ah man sorry is this your room?"  I said yeah it was.  What was amazing to me was that he didn't move out of the way or anything but instead he says, "sorry bro, I am almost finished bro."  I was astonished, all I could do was laugh and said no its ok, take your time man.  He pissed literally another 30 seconds.  Bro must have really had to go.  He turns around, gives his dick a few flicks, maybe he didn't realize I was there and I could see it.  In fact a few drops hit me in the face.  He says "see ya bro"  and he puts up his hand like he's waiting for me to high five him.  I don't know what to say or do so I just laugh and hive five him and then he stumbles his way down the stairs. Guessing he was drunk.  He was real cute too.  Young guy around my age, short guy but real muscular.  Beautiful brown eyes.  I looked at the "damage", my door was definitely all wet and shiny. The light reflection shows that he must have aimed his stream higher at one point.  The door knob was still warm from his piss.  The puddle was huge. I looked down the stairs and saw that the stream made it all the way down.  Fuck it was unreal.  

That's so hot ! I love how he just kept urinating. This happened to me several times actually, one day I was opening my door as someone was pissing on it. He was drunk so he kept pissing on my leg util I step aside, he just kept pissing and left.

[BadBoy21 310]

5 minutes ago, Kevin said:

That's so hot ! I love how he just kept urinating. This happened to me several times actually, one day I was opening my door as someone was pissing on it. He was drunk so he kept pissing on my leg util I step aside, he just kept pissing and left.

Fuck that's super hot.  Did he say anything?

[Kevin 268]

16 minutes ago, BadBoy21 said:

Fuck that's super hot.  Did he say anything?

Nah, he was really drunk. He just kept emptying his bladder inside and left.

[BadBoy21 310]

I should mention that I saw the guy again today.  Apparently he is one of my neighbors.  And he actually recognized me too.  I was leaving my building and I saw him outside smoking and his eyes light up and he says "whats up man?"  We talked a little.  I brought up how he had gotten piss all over the door, but you know, laughing about it.  He laughs with me, saying how he was real drunk and had to go bad.  He said sorry about it, but I said its cool.  That I did that a few times before too with other people's door.  He thought that was funny too.

[Overlord 322]

I really don't want to be the fun killer here but I see no way not to be.

To be honest, I'm all for pissing wherever you want but for fucks sake, don't piss on someone's front door or property without consent. Have a little respect for your fellow citizen. Piss somewhere who nobody cares. There are dozens of places everywhere. And if that means you have to walk 30 meters, then walk those.  Don't be such a lazy douchebag punk.

[TylerHasFun 762]

9 hours ago, Kevin said:

Nah, he was really drunk. He just kept emptying his bladder inside and left.

Makes sense.  I'd a done the same thing bro

[BadBoy21 310]

40 minutes ago, Overlord said:

I really don't want to be the fun killer here but I see no way not to be.

To be honest, I'm all for pissing wherever you want but for fucks sake, don't piss on someone's front door or property without consent. Have a little respect for your fellow citizen. Piss somewhere who nobody cares. There are dozens of places everywhere. And if that means you have to walk 30 meters, then walk those.  Don't be such a lazy douchebag punk.

Yeah, will keep that in mind next time I do it

Edited January 29 by BadBoy21
typo

[Overlord 322]

3 minutes ago, BadBoy21 said:

Yeah, will keep that in mind next time I do it

Good for you, Badboy.

[swekiss 252]

I love this story! Ironically I would be mad if someone did it to me/my place, but the phrasing and reading this story got me hot and bothered. I read it in my mind earlier while my man got me off 🙈

[BadBoy21 310]

On 1/28/2024 at 8:58 PM, swekiss said:

I love this story! Ironically I would be mad if someone did it to me/my place, but the phrasing and reading this story got me hot and bothered. I read it in my mind earlier while my man got me off 🙈

It was awesome for me.  Besides the sight of it, his attitude was so nonchalant. I'm sure the being drunk helped,  but God damn it was hot.