Question about piss vandalism during parties

[randomiser 57]

I've clearly been going to the wrong parties all my life 😂

That said, I have been to lots of big indoor/outdoor type parties where the outdoor area became a communal toilet.  Usually separate areas for boys & girls, and usually not directly visible from the main party area, but everyone knew where to go.  The guys were warned not to invade the girls area (physical damage was clearly implied) so no sneaky peeking. 

Edited June 20 by randomiser

[Blue Dreams 62]

I guess I'm just too polite for that kind of things, even though it would certainly be a turn on. 🫣 I might have left some stains from wet panties though, and I pissed down a wall in the hallway of a club once.

[martan1258 114]

5 hours ago, Blue Dreams said:

I guess I'm just too polite for that kind of things, even though it would certainly be a turn on. 🫣 I might have left some stains from wet panties though, and I pissed down a wall in the hallway of a club once.

If you can piss on a wall in a club, you are not too polite to not pee on a carpet, especially if alcohol is involved 

[Blue Dreams 62]

Maybe. 😉 But then it's some person's home instead of some random business.

[jomnny 1]

On 5/5/2024 at 3:35 PM, weequeen said:

i’ve peed on furniture like sofas and chairs, or right on the floor. once i went into a walk-in closet which was carpeted and had my piss there. another time i was with a friend and we were both bursting for a piss and the bathroom was occupied and so i suggested we piss in a trash can - one of those small ones. i went first hovering over it and pissed in it. after that my friend took his dick out and peed in it too. by the time we were done it there was a lot of pee in it 😳

Wow,  that sounds quite amazing. But how do you really pee in someones sofa or chair at a party without anyone noticing it?

[jomnny 1]

On 6/15/2024 at 1:01 PM, swekiss said:

Even easier and faster for a woman wearing a dress or skirt with nothing under. And any pee stain on a wall will most likely be blamed on a male as well, so unless caught mid stream it is basically the perfect crime. 

Have you done this by the way? Please descrbie how you would do this in a sofa or chair at a party without getting caught?

[martan1258 114]

On 6/29/2024 at 6:54 PM, jomnny said:

Wow,  that sounds quite amazing. But how do you really pee in someones sofa or chair at a party without anyone noticing it?

A girl in short skirt without panties sits on a sofa, pees and the pee soaks in a cushion 

[JanePiss 24]

Here's how I always do it: as others have said wear no panties and a short skirt, preferably black.

Try not to sit on it when sitting down and the best place is right between fabric type couch cushions so my stream floods right down between when I lean slightly forward. It's actually better to be a little more forceful when peeing.

This way you can pretty much piss a whole bladder, even after drinking, right into their sofa without anyone knowing. I've done this multiple times in one night before at college parties.

If you create a small stain you can always "spill" some drink as you get up. It is still somewhat risky compared to elsewhere in the house like a bedroom but it feels so good to be pissing on some unsuspecting guys couch with people around.

 

Edited Wednesday at 08:22 AM by JanePiss

[martan1258 114]

5 hours ago, JanePiss said:

Here's how I always do it: as others have said wear no panties and a short skirt, preferably black.

Try not to sit on it when sitting down and the best place is right between fabric type couch cushions so my stream floods right down between when I lean slightly forward. It's actually better to be a little more forceful when peeing.

This way you can pretty much piss a whole bladder, even after drinking, right into their sofa without anyone knowing. I've done this multiple times in one night before at college parties.

If you create a small stain you can always "spill" some drink as you get up. It is still somewhat risky compared to elsewhere in the house like a bedroom but it feels so good to be pissing on some unsuspecting guys couch with people around.

 

The couch must smell really bad afterwards. You left 1 liter of piss there if you did it multiple times...

For guys best is to use empty rooms. Your toilet is everywhere where you cant be seen 😂

[JanePiss 24]

8 hours ago, martan1258 said:

The couch must smell really bad afterwards. You left 1 liter of piss there if you did it multiple times...

For guys best is to use empty rooms. Your toilet is everywhere where you cant be seen 😂

I don't think it smelt at the time. I was very hydrated and there was alcohol smells to mask it too. Once it dried it might have done, it was a lot of piss (but it was a big fabric sofa which almost touched the ground so I wasn't too worried about it soaking through and being seen). Not my problem.

Empty rooms are much easier and carpet is a lot of fun to leave a wet patch on.

[Blue Dreams 62]

2 hours ago, JanePiss said:

Once it dried it might have done, it was a lot of piss

Don't worry. Dried pee never really smells. You'd have to put many more loads there for a scent to develope, and if the fabric was dark, even the stains might not be visible. Pushing a full bladder right into the couch is pretty hot. Did you know the guy whos couch it was?

Edited Thursday at 01:31 AM by Blue Dreams

[wetwetpeparti7 1]

On 6/28/2024 at 2:23 AM, Blue Dreams said:

I guess I'm just too polite for that kind of things, even though it would certainly be a turn on. 🫣 I might have left some stains from wet panties though, and I pissed down a wall in the hallway of a club once.

So do that for your husband

 

[wetwetpeparti7 1]

Chen b

[swekiss 412]

On 6/29/2024 at 7:00 PM, jomnny said:

Have you done this by the way? Please descrbie how you would do this in a sofa or chair at a party without getting caught?

Unfortunately not, I don't go to that many parties at all and if I do I 100% know the person and don't want to do it to them. If left alone a few seconds in a strangers home I would most likely concider it, like if the person I'm in a room with says they have to go pee. Then I know I have like a minute to my self and could find a suitable place for my own pee. Like under a chair cushion or something that would go unnoticed.

In a chair or sofa for me, it would have to be one that's in a secluded room or like the basement or something where noone is. I'd simply stand beside it and spray it. I actually did exactly that once (ok, twice) but that wasn't in a party setting, so OT.

[JanePiss 24]

7 hours ago, Blue Dreams said:

Don't worry. Dried pee never really smells. You'd have to put many more loads there for a scent to develope, and if the fabric was dark, even the stains might not be visible. Pushing a full bladder right into the couch is pretty hot. Did you know the guy whos couch it was?

No, it was a friend of a friend otherwise I wouldn't want to pee in a way where it would be discovered eventually.

[Kevin 373]

On 6/20/2024 at 1:12 PM, martan1258 said:

 Everything can easily end in everyone pissing on the hosts bed 😄 

Yeah lmfao, I remember one time me and some other dudes decided to use some couch in the owner's bed as makeshift urinal. Other dudes joined and it became an official urinal for the men, but as it became completely drenched in piss we took out clothes from the closets and drawers and put them on the couch to piss on them as they absorb and the space of the closet was turned into another urinal. 

By that time the owner was too drunk to care and frankly he was an asshole.

On 6/20/2024 at 1:12 PM, martan1258 said:

My point was to show that party vandalism takes many forms and is not just about pissing. It's about the overall attitude of the guests.

On 7/4/2024 at 11:09 AM, JanePiss said:

 

What kind of vandalism have you witnessed ?