A(nother) Messy Bath Pee

[Bacardi 10,133]

Evening friends! 

All week long I've been feeling my pee fetish. I have just random moments where I'll think of my favorite porn videos, cant get them out of my mind, and then decide in the middle of the day I need an orgasm. Also no thanks to my favorite Frenchman @WateryMoose who gets me in the mood the second he appears on my screen lol. Also to @Jjones5285 who has kept me in the loop and involved with his pee adventures as well. Long story short: by the time I made it to this Thursday afternoon I was horny and needed relief, and I thought the best way to get it out of my system was to allow myself to have a naughty pee. 

So I gave my friends in the chat some options: sink, toilet, or tub? Everyone said toilet was out since its boooring. Although @Chrissy89 has been teaching me how to pee standing up in the toilet, I still get the feeling it'll be messy so I need to save that for house cleaning day. Everyone else voted for the tub, so the tub it was!

My goal was to not make a mess since it was getting close to the time I needed to leave, so the tub sounded like a good option. But Jones suggested I try peeing into it from the outside. I wasn't originally going to try that, but I was once again making the mistake of watching porn just for fun and thought it was a great idea. 

Spoiler alert: it was, in fact, not a great idea 😆

So I got into the position: naked from the waist down, knees bent, and pointing my pussy up as much as I could. I had peed standing up in the shower before and there is like a 50/50 chance it will come out clean. It depends on how badly I need to pee and my general position. I'd say i was at a six out of ten, especially after getting wet from the porn. I was pretty excited by what i was about to do, took a few deep breaths, and then eventually started peeing. Everything was fine for about two seconds. My pee splattered against the floor of the tub loudly, clearing the tub wall with ease. But after that two seconds everything went awry. 

My stream suddenly went haywire 🤯 it fanned out creating a wider stream, part of it ran down my leg and onto the floor, and another part sprayed the side of the tub. I put a stop to it immediately, but the damage had already been done. I had stopped mid stream but my body still begged for the relief, so before I could really assess the damage I started peeing again. But this time I couldn't stop it. I hopped over the side of the tub and squatted, letting the last few seconds of me pee flow out and down the drain, and once i was finished I stood and really took in the scene. 

Pee was everywhere 😵‍💫 dripping down the wall of the tub in both direction and there was a real long puddle that had formed on the floor next to the tub. If I had to guess, I'd say like 30 percent of all my pee ended up outside of the tub. I stood there in defeat, pee dripping down my legs as I allowed myself to smile. I had fun, no one knew, but I had to clean everything up lol.

I was thankful that my husband wasn't home, because I was beginning to run late. I decided I would just leave it for when we got back. I carefully stepped out of the tub and immediately reached for the toilet paper, ran it over my legs and pussy, then threw it in the toilet and flushed. Then I redressed, told the kids to get their shoes on we could run, and now that I'm back home I've gotta clean everything up before anyone noticed. 

That was my fun pee of the week 😁👐🏼 thanks for reading!

 

[Alfresco 11,631]

Thank you for the detailed account @Bacardi.  Sounds like a lot of fun and you would benefit from more practice, so hopefully will do it again.   Maybe try standing IN the tub for a few times until you get the technique sorted?

Sorry you ended up with cleanup to do, but I am sure it was worth it!

[Kupar 13,339]

How have I only just seen this amazing account?! Thanks so much @Bacardi ❤️. I am glad you had fun despite the unpredictable flow you experienced. I'd say practice makes perfect 😉

[Goatscabinfragrance 4]

Seems like you need a considerable effort to have some naughty pee fetish in a life where full privacy is a rare luxury. That makes the experience much more precious to us readers! Good luck in cleaning while making sure to avoid getting caught.