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Weirdest Post-Nut Clarity Experiences


Peenicks

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Masturbators, I'm curious as to what the weirdest thing you've found yourself watching, doing, or thinking about post-climax is. I'm aware that the idea of "post-nut clarity" is broadly more applicable to AMAB folks but AFAB stories are obviously welcome as well ❤️

The thing that got me thinking about this was when I caught myself cumming to a vid of a woman fucking a pumpkin, but all things considered that's probably a pretty tame answer, lol

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26 minutes ago, bungholio69 said:

Actually I thought about something. 
 

what if you take a noodle cup that you can microwave or pour boiling water into it and leave out the spice packets and drain out the hot water from the noodle cup and put the noodles into like one of those sex toys like a pocket pussy or pocket anus and that mouth one or hell even a homemade one made out of a Pringle’s can, some sponges and a rubber glove, and then you let it cool till warm and get yourself erected with the content of your choice and well... 

go to town on it. 

For the record, I've tried the glove & sponge can before: in my opinion, it wasn't worth it. Feel like a noodle cup would be marginally more tolerable but that experiment will have to be conducted by someone else. Those noodles are salty enough as is

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22 minutes ago, Peenicks said:

For the record, I've tried the glove & sponge can before: in my opinion, it wasn't worth it. Feel like a noodle cup would be marginally more tolerable but that experiment will have to be conducted by someone else. Those noodles are salty enough as is

I'm going to form the food item fucking research team, for science of course 😉

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4 hours ago, Peenicks said:

a noodle cup would be marginally more tolerable but that experiment will have to be conducted by someone else. Those noodles are salty enough as is

You don’t have to eat the noodles afterwards, your, uh, experimental partner can do that. Though they’ll likely have opinions about how much piss you should add to the noodles

(which makes me wonder about adding piss to pasta water, which some say should be very salty)

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On 9/23/2022 at 11:49 PM, Peenicks said:

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The thing that got me thinking about this was when I caught myself cumming to a vid of a woman fucking a pumpkin, but all things considered that's probably a pretty tame answer, lol

OH MY GOD. The video I was talking about became a meme on Twitter. I cannot describe to you the abject fear I had seeing that thumbnail on my Twitter timeline, for a half second I legit thought my search history got outed or some shit 🤣😭

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