Housesitting this week, where should I pee?

[hrb2000 81]

This week I’m house sitting for a friend of mine and was wondering if you guys had any ideas where I should go? They also don’t have to be limited to inside, they have a fenced in back yard. I could also be convinced to go in the front yard…

[88mphArtist 927]

Under their furniture then move it back into place. Maybe also piss stain their bare mattress then flip it over so they don't notice.

[Linda 83]

Under there mattress, in the closet over shoes and carpet. In a trash bin, over clean towels and put them back up. Find a spot in livingroom and pee on carpet several times.

[gldenwetgoose 20,425]

A quick reminder for all those proposing suggestions here...   "An issue only arises when the post is talking about physical damage / loss / distress to non-consenting people."

Those aren't my words but those of Admin who owns the site, and we've been instructed to remove content based on the test 'is this causing serious distress to an unwilling participant?'

So, yes - we're all in favour of naughty peeing but those ideas which cause lasting damage, loss or distress to the owners of the house are against site rules.

[Paulypeeps 5,011]

Trickling on the carpet should go un-noticed if it is dark or has some pattern to it. Peeing between the cushions of the sofa has worked for me.

[morty98 202]

also, if the weather is good, you will probably spend some time outdoors anyways. Just let it go sitting in the garden