Excuse me. Um, would it be alright if I pee in front of you?

[Takashi96 1,076]

Have you ever wondered if you were the unwitting star of some bizarre reality show? And now the producers were just fucking with you? 

Well, this was the case in what was probably the easiest sighting I ever had. The music festival I was attending was contained at the farthest perimeter of the park by a concrete wall. One which countless men had used as a urinal after the sun went down (this was America after all, where day peeing is done at your own risk). And so it was sometime between sundown and midnight that I had decided to make my mark on it as well. After staking out a prime slice of spotless wall, I unzipped, and proceeded to unleash my torrent against the cold grey concrete. Then, as my once mighty stream slowed to a trickle, I heard an unfamiliar female voice at my back. 

"Excuse me. Um, would it be alright if I pee in front of you?"

This was sudden, as there was no one else in my immediate  vicinity when I began. So I looked over my shoulder to discover a pretty twenty something, bobbed brunette had joined me in the shadows. Me? I wondered. Out of all the thousands of other attendees. What sorcery was this? I wondered. 

"I just wanna like...will you just stay right where you are"

She requested.

"I just want to pee between you and the wall, so no one will see me." She explained. Seemingly ignoring the fact that I would see her.

"Uh, sure." I replied. As if I wasn't, to my knowledge, the one attendee who probably wanted to see pee her more than anyone else. 

"Thanks man, you rule!' She declared as I zipped up. 

She stepped directly in front of me, with her back to the wall I had just christened and unzipped. Then, without a second of hesitation she dropped into a low squat, sliding her jeans and underwear down in the process. My heart was racing like an Olympic sprinter. A complete stranger of the opposite sex was willingly exposing her ass and genitalia less than a foot in front of me. No sooner had her nether regions made contact with the summer air that I heard the bold hiss of her release. 

 "Ohhhh my God, that feels good" she sighed, exhaling deeply.

I felt no hesitation in staring down at her, and not simply because of the dulled inhibitions from the alcohol. But because she had given me permission. Peeing in front of me was her request after all. And it wasn't like I could see anything anyway. My body provided the ample darkness she was looking for.

Had there been sufficient light we would have been looking into each other's eyes. Then again, if there had been sufficient light I probably wouldn't have been selected as her stall door. 

"Thank God you were here!" she exclaimed, looking up at me as she piddled away. We introduced ourselves to one another as she finished up, giving the grass a few extra squirts. Finally, she shook the last remaining drops from her bottom and stood up. And that was it. I made no attempt to get her number, stay in contact, continue our story. Our moment was fleeting, secret, and beautiful. Besides, she had given me more than I ever wanted (my raging hard on not withstanding). We exchanged waves as she ran off to join a group of girls in the distance. Why none of them were chosen? I will never know.

I wish her well wherever she may be today. She will always hold a special place in my heart.

 

 

 

Edited August 6, 2022 by Takashi96
Clarity.

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

Maybe - and we'll never know, so just wild speculation...

Maybe her friends had all looked towards the row of guys at the wall and said 'Urgh, no way, we can't go over there, there's guys pissing' and her replying along the lines of 'well I'm not wetting myself which is a real possibility if I wait another minute'

Or perhaps a slightly tipsy dare - 'Ten bucks if you pop a squat right next to that guy over there'

Either way an amazing event.  And I may be in the minority of thinking that moments like that are perhaps best just left as they are, without creeping her out by asking for a phone number or following up. 

[Kupar 13,339]

Yes - that's amazing! And I agree with Goose - no point over thinking it - it's just a beautiful thing, and a wonderful memory. Thanks so much for sharing it with us. 

[Takashi96 1,076]

11 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Maybe - and we'll never know, so just wild speculation...

Maybe her friends had all looked towards the row of guys at the wall and said 'Urgh, no way, we can't go over there, there's guys pissing' and her replying along the lines of 'well I'm not wetting myself which is a real possibility if I wait another minute'

Or perhaps a slightly tipsy dare - 'Ten bucks if you pop a squat right next to that guy over there'

Either way an amazing event.  And I may be in the minority of thinking that moments like that are perhaps best just left as they are, without creeping her out by asking for a phone number or following up. 

I had considered the possibility that it was a dare. But I think it was more likely that she had to go NOW. And would do so with or without her friend's assistance. The way she approached me was so sincere. There was just something about her mannerisms. The overwhelming impression I got was that she viewed me as another girl. 

[oliver2 4,418]

3 hours ago, Takashi96 said:

"Excuse me. Um, would it be alright if I pee in front of you?"

 

Similar vibe to @Albionis’s girl peeing in the pool 

 

[Takashi96 1,076]

10 hours ago, oliver2 said:

Similar vibe to @Albionis’s girl peeing in the pool 

 

Yes, I noticed the similarities. I think the main difference was the girl in his scenario was reserved. Whereas, the girl in my situation was confident. She just didn't want anyone to see her peeing (besides me).

[checkmate3579 69]

Mother and daughter squatting between cars in Manhattan. The daughter, mid 20's and mom had just exited a bar and were rather loaded as I casually strolled by at midnight, taking my time of course.  They said nothing to me but the younger one called the older one Mom.

I could hear the merry patter of their streams and caught a sharp whiff of heated female pee, but that could have just been the neighborhood.

[checkmate3579 69]

On 8/5/2022 at 3:53 AM, Takashi96 said:

(my raging hard on not withstanding).

Did you take care of this hardon right away or did you wait until later?

[Takashi96 1,076]

1 minute ago, checkmate3579 said:

Did you take care of this hardon right away or did you wait until later?

Unfortunately, I had to wait a long time to take care of it. You KNOW that was the first thing I did after I got home!

[checkmate3579 69]

Seeing a woman pee does that to me instantly. Gives fond memories for future wanks too. With my steady girlfriend who's wet positive we like start off in the toilet and usually end up on the bed, but not always as she;s a very oral person.

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[Takashi96 1,076]

13 minutes ago, checkmate3579 said:

Seeing a woman pee does that to me instantly. Gives fond memories for future wanks too. With my steady girlfriend who's wet positive we like start off in the toilet and usually end up on the bed, but not always as she;s a very oral person.

 

I was lucky that she approached me when I was at the end of my piss (as in the last drops stage). Because I was at full mast by the end of her question.

[Takashi96 1,076]

On 8/6/2022 at 6:51 PM, bungholio69 said:

I think it was a nice thing to do.

Don’t get me wrong it is pretty hot but I think it’s a kind thing to do to give someone some cover or be their lookout when they are relieving themselves outside.
 

I hope the girl is doing great as well. 

Even if I didn't have a pee fetish, I'm pretty sure I would have guarded her anyway. I'm that kind of dude. I have held the hair of many vomiting girlfriends over the years (not at the same time, mind you).