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Sex Bizarre Eight

I have often commented on the ‘natural looks’ of the models in Sex Bizarre. The world was different in 1973, certainly the world of porn was. What do I mean by these natural looks? Time has allowed us to compare, it might be better to describe the contemporary porn model. I hasten to add that not all fit this description. Tattoos, to be honest I’ve never been a fan of them, I don’t have any, for me a mole or blemish is a mark on the skin that I find deeply erotic. Piercings, I don’t have any apart from through my ears, no labia, clitoral studs, belly button or nipples. Silicone enhancements; none either, no breast enlargement, no trimming of the labia, bleaching of the anus and botox on my face. If you want to look like Daffy Duck, go ahead, it’s your body.

 

Rant over, two girls, three guys come together with bottles of beer, acting and looking like students getting drunk. There isn’t even any extraneous make-up, lipstick, foundation, false eye lashes on the girls, in fact one of them has teenage spots all over her chin! The film that accompanies this issue is called ‘Piss Orgy’. That is exactly what develops after some heavy petting leading to fucking and then climaxing in full on pissing over each other, and as illustrated on the front cover, directly into mouths. In the film, when a mouth is full to the brim, she or he spits it out. Also there’s an added bonus in the Piss Orgy film when one of the guys sucks on the the prick of another male in the group. What does come across in this issue, is the sheer enjoyment in the faces of the participants, there is no glancing at the camera looking for prompts, no sign of coercion from behind the scenes. Perhaps the bottles of Carlsberg did the trick, one form of instruct as they all gathered for the shoot, and they are well away. It’s almost as if they met regularly to indulge in a special kind of orgy.

 

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I must admit I do prefer the natural look as I find it more of a turn on. 

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Sex Bizarre Ten

 

Those of you who are tracking my thread will notice that we have jumped an issue. No.9, or ‘Inside No.9’ to quote a popular comedy TV series, contains scatology. Or that is what I presume, anyone wishing to trace the issue can also watch the accompanying film, ‘Bizarre Tastes’. But, I digress, Issue 10 seems to have been published in 1975, and there seems to be a slight redesign in the layout, with photos and text boxes following a loose narrative. Basically a wealthy businessman has gathered together a group of women, presumably prostitutes to party on down whilst he watches on with a glass of champagne in his hands. They dance and fool around before his gaze, kissing, petting, slowly stripping before getting on with some lesbian action.

 

There are some pleasant variables in the women, one slightly plump, a charming redhead, but all with the natural looks that we have come to expect from these publications. The only tattoo visible is on Leonard Bolton, the male protagonist who guides the action into the blue-tiled bathroom. The champagne continues to be consumed, only to be replaced by the ‘natural golden champagne’ that begins to issue from vaginas and Leonard’s flaccid penis. There’s a nice sequence of the redhead fellating Bolton, whilst being peed on by one of the women, the expression on her face captured so well by the Theander’s expert photography. Issue 10, feels like a bit of a departure, certainly in the format, although it was still sold with a modesty dust cover. Those covers had drawings, this one of a woman peeing into a chamber pot whilst a male admirer looks on. I’ve sourced a copy where the price tag remains, 15.00 (15.00 what? Certainly not Euros, Pounds? Dollars). I think prices varied from country to country. One chap told me that he used to pay around £10.00 for a copy in the 1970’s which seems like an extraordinary mark-up and profit for those concerned in production and distribution.

 

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Sex Bizarre Twelve

 

Another gap in my collection as I am unable to source Issue 11, if anyone out there can provide a link let me know. However not to detract to this publication from 1975 again. As I understand from future releases, the Theander’s published all of their titles quarterly, understandably, given the quality and content of each one. Sex Bizarre 12 features two stories as illustrated on the dual cover. The first story ‘Piss On Me’, features a first from two regular models. It’s also an opportunity to reveal the relationship of fetish clothing, (rubber, leather, PVC and satin) with urolagnia. ‘Piss On Me’ is shot outdoors, presumably in the Danish countryside, it features an older woman with a younger one, each of them joyously peeing in the open air. There’s a few wonderful shots of the younger one holding her hand beneath a powerful stream of urine streaming from the older woman’s vagina. A thin storyline accompanies the photos, ‘Brigit and Bettina’, replenish their bladders with orange juice in front of a parked camper van. They laugh irresistibly throughout the shot, pausing to french kiss. Fetish clothing is worn throughout and they perform naked below the waist. In the second story, the clothing is much more conventional as two mature women and a man take a stroll in the country. The women are wearing summer frocks and casual jackets, the story is called ‘Pee Pleasures’. In the text we are introduced to Gitte, and her sister Karen, so there is an inference of an incestuous lesbian relationship. Gitte takes a pee behind a bush, she is then joined by Karen and watched by Gitte’s husband. My favourite scene is when the husband, Michael decides to join in and Karen holds his penis as he urinates. This, after both women perform fellatio on him in the hot sun of a Danish Summer. The action continues at Michael and Gitte’s home where they have a threesome, sexual intercourse and oral sex, all shot in close-up and of course much more pissing from all three of them. All of the models in this issue are regular, performing sex acts in a number of the Color Climax Magazines and films.

 

Edited March 24, 2022 by greedyneedygirl

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8 hours ago, greedyneedygirl said:

The action continues at Michael and Gitte’s home where they have a threesome, sexual intercourse and oral sex, all shot in close-up

This part has some of my favorite shots.  Gitte's pussy looks particularly fragrant and delicious in close-up while Michael licks her.  She rewards him with a lovely stream of her urine on his face.

Karen's lips and tongue are all over her sister,  on her nipples, her anus and of course,  her gorgeous wet labia after she pees.

 

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On 3/24/2022 at 11:55 PM, greedyneedygirl said:

Sex Bizarre Twelve

 

Another gap in my collection as I am unable to source Issue 11, if anyone out there can provide a link let me know. However not to detract to this publication from 1975 again. As I understand from future releases, the Theander’s published all of their titles quarterly, understandably, given the quality and content of each one. Sex Bizarre 12 features two stories as illustrated on the dual cover. The first story ‘Piss On Me’, features a first from two regular models. It’s also an opportunity to reveal the relationship of fetish clothing, (rubber, leather, PVC and satin) with urolagnia. ‘Piss On Me’ is shot outdoors, presumably in the Danish countryside, it features an older woman with a younger one, each of them joyously peeing in the open air. There’s a few wonderful shots of the younger one holding her hand beneath a powerful stream of urine streaming from the older woman’s vagina. A thin storyline accompanies the photos, ‘Brigit and Bettina’, replenish their bladders with orange juice in front of a parked camper van. They laugh irresistibly throughout the shot, pausing to french kiss. Fetish clothing is worn throughout and they perform naked below the waist. In the second story, the clothing is much more conventional as two mature women and a man take a stroll in the country. The women are wearing summer frocks and casual jackets, the story is called ‘Pee Pleasures’. In the text we are introduced to Gitte, and her sister Karen, so there is an inference of an incestuous lesbian relationship. Gitte takes a pee behind a bush, she is then joined by Karen and watched by Gitte’s husband. My favourite scene is when the husband, Michael decides to join in and Karen holds his penis as he urinates. This, after both women perform fellatio on him in the hot sun of a Danish Summer. The action continues at Michael and Gitte’s home where they have a threesome, sexual intercourse and oral sex, all shot in close-up and of course much more pissing from all three of them. All of the models in this issue are regular, performing sex acts in a number of the Color Climax Magazines and films.

 

Love the classic stockings and suspenders too.  Even better when splashed. 

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Sex Bizarre Thirteen

 

We move into 1976 with the first publication of that year. As I understand it the UK was bathed in glorious sunshine during the long hot summer, my parents often remarked how the year lifted the political and social gloom of the 1970’s. Whether this aura had spread to Northern European countries your guess is as as good as mine. There is one story in the magazine, ‘The Pee Club’, again we are treated to a large gathering in an apartment adorned with 1970’s ornaments, I’m rather fond of the low accent light over the coffee table. I counted 8 people in all, all youngish, that is to say mid to late 20’s, evenly divided between males and females. Bottles of beer and soft drinks are strewn over the table as the participants in this special ‘club’ play cards. It is a cliche to suggest that sexual activity can be prompted by ‘Strip Poker’ or ‘Spin the Bottle’, but here the inference of the game to slowly remove clothing seems to take place. The women are adorned in customary sexy clothing. clingy, animal print, stockings and frilly suspender belts. One of the women is wearing a rather fetching pair of snakeskin boots. The purpose of the game, seems to be a truth or dare scenario. I noted a dish full of thick scented candles on the table, and the women are encourages to douse the flames with a steady, targeted stream of piss. Skirts are raised and panties removed as the men support the women in their ‘contest’. There is a very sexy and alluring young woman, slender with a mop of pubic hair, so thick that you could run a comb through it.

 

The game is a signal for more sexual activity, fellatio and cunnilingus, more urinating, into mouths and over male and female bodies. One of my favourite shots involves the hairy girl as she masturbates, one of the men pees all over her bush, the camera picks this up in several close-up shots. In the scanned version that I have, I only detect one act of vanilla sex, as the girl with the snakeskin boots fucks one of the guys. However I have caught sight of the film that accompanies the magazine, and I do remember seeing more fucking and the obligatory cum shots at the climax of the film. All in all a welcome addition to the Sex Bizarre stable and one that exemplifies the period and style of the 1970’s.

 

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1 hour ago, greedyneedygirl said:

As I understand it the UK was bathed in glorious sunshine during the long hot summer, my parents often remarked how the year lifted the political and social gloom of the 1970’s

Oh yes indeed - it was hot and dry. We had a minister for drought. And then after a particularly wet autumn, he became minister for floods. No joke. But for this (then) teenager, that summer was indeed glorious - including in Yorkshire!

And if the cover photos and your description are anything to go by, Sex Bizarre 13 is equally glorious 🙂 Thanks for the review.

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11 hours ago, greedyneedygirl said:

Sex Bizarre Thirteen

 

We move into 1976 with the first publication of that year. As I understand it the UK was bathed in glorious sunshine during the long hot summer, my parents often remarked how the year lifted the political and social gloom of the 1970’s. Whether this aura had spread to Northern European countries your guess is as as good as mine. There is one story in the magazine, ‘The Pee Club’, again we are treated to a large gathering in an apartment adorned with 1970’s ornaments, I’m rather fond of the low accent light over the coffee table. I counted 8 people in all, all youngish, that is to say mid to late 20’s, evenly divided between males and females. Bottles of beer and soft drinks are strewn over the table as the participants in this special ‘club’ play cards. It is a cliche to suggest that sexual activity can be prompted by ‘Strip Poker’ or ‘Spin the Bottle’, but here the inference of the game to slowly remove clothing seems to take place. The women are adorned in customary sexy clothing. clingy, animal print, stockings and frilly suspender belts. One of the women is wearing a rather fetching pair of snakeskin boots. The purpose of the game, seems to be a truth or dare scenario. I noted a dish full of thick scented candles on the table, and the women are encourages to douse the flames with a steady, targeted stream of piss. Skirts are raised and panties removed as the men support the women in their ‘contest’. There is a very sexy and alluring young woman, slender with a mop of pubic hair, so thick that you could run a comb through it.

 

The game is a signal for more sexual activity, fellatio and cunnilingus, more urinating, into mouths and over male and female bodies. One of my favourite shots involves the hairy girl as she masturbates, one of the men pees all over her bush, the camera picks this up in several close-up shots. In the scanned version that I have, I only detect one act of vanilla sex, as the girl with the snakeskin boots fucks one of the guys. However I have caught sight of the film that accompanies the magazine, and I do remember seeing more fucking and the obligatory cum shots at the climax of the film. All in all a welcome addition to the Sex Bizarre stable and one that exemplifies the period and style of the 1970’s.

 

I do love the mags from the 70s , great review, looking forward to the next one 

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link to gallery of volume thirteen

Some lovely shots of the women peeing on the guys faces during cunnilingus in this one.  That's always one of my favorites.

I like the story text that goes with the images too,  as it focuses on the feelings and desires that the women have during the pee games.

@greedyneedygirl I hope you are OK with me providing a link.

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2 hours ago, likesToLick said:

link to gallery of volume thirteen

Some lovely shots of the women peeing on the guys faces during cunnilingus in this one.  That's always one of my favorites.

I like the story text that goes with the images too,  as it focuses on the feelings and desires that the women have during the pee games.

@greedyneedygirl I hope you are OK with me providing a link.

Not at all, in fact Imagefap is a great source for Vintage magazines for those that want to follow up on my reviews to see the whole publication. XVideos for the films that accompany the stories in the magazines.

https://www.xvideos.com/video18475693/cc_bestsellers_248_-_vintage-_piss_parties

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6 minutes ago, greedyneedygirl said:

Not at all, in fact Imagefap is a great source for Vintage magazines for those that want to follow up on my reviews to see the whole publication. XVideos for the films that accompany the stories in the magazines.

https://www.xvideos.com/video18475693/cc_bestsellers_248_-_vintage-_piss_parties

Love it

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You can also find posts of the films on Eroprofile at the moment, including 'Piss Party', the filmed version of Sex Bizarre 10.

https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/IMG_0431-215

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1 minute ago, greedyneedygirl said:

You can also find posts of the films on Eroprofile at the moment, including 'Piss Party', the filmed version of Sex Bizarre 10.

https://www.eroprofile.com/m/videos/view/IMG_0431-215

You have excellent taste!

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Great videos, thanks for sharing 

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On 4/6/2022 at 5:54 PM, greedyneedygirl said:

Not at all, in fact Imagefap is a great source for Vintage magazines for those that want to follow up on my reviews to see the whole publication. XVideos for the films that accompany the stories in the magazines.

https://www.xvideos.com/video18475693/cc_bestsellers_248_-_vintage-_piss_parties

These are great videos, thanks! There’s something I find way hotter about retro porn. They look like real people, not supermodels and it just feels more messy and raw. 

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Sex Bizarre Sixteen

 

Unable to locate scanned copies of Issues 14 and 15, quite possibly because they contain scatology. However one of the Theander Brothers key models features in a single lesbian story in this magazine. Published in 1976, ‘Pee Partners’ is the title of the story, continuing with the new format of text and image. Although most of the content of these magazines was shot in studios, it’s a change to see the action begin in an outdoor location. In this case we see the popular model, urinating at the side of the car in a wintery scene. There’s a rendezvous with another woman, both dressed in winter layers. They take it in turns to pee in the snow, kiss and caress each other, then the action shifts to an apartment where a third younger woman awaits them. A full-on piss orgy takes place, tailored for those who enjoy mature, busty women.

 

The regular model, seen here as the instigator of the pissing activities, usually appears in different guises and names, I think that she looks like a young Shelley Winters, the US actor, in ‘Pee Partners’, she wears a blonde wig, not her natural colour. She is featured on the cover shot peeing high and hard, whilst her friends hold their hands beneath the stream. The clothing is a combination of elegance juxtaposed with cheap and tawdry underwear, stockings and boots. There’s a nice sequence of them filling a champagne glass with wee and pouring it over their wet curvaceous bodies.

 

The magazines still had a modesty cover in different paper stock to the glossy contents. The anticipation of actually buying a copy must have been thrilling, each issue at this stage in the development of the magazine providing a unique take on the art of urolagnia. One guy told me that he used to steal his porn magazines; “I would take in a document case with a zip, the proprietor of the sex shop would invite me to the rear of the shop where there would be an open suitcase with the Danish and Swedish magazines on display. Whilst he kept an eye out through the hatch, I selected one magazine to buy, but slid a few into my case, if I bought one this diverted any suspicion that I had stolen the others. I managed to amass quite a collection in this way” He went on to say that because it was illegal to sell the porn anyway, he would have been simply reprimanded and banned from the shop. Others said they risked ordering the magazines via mail-order, possibly attracting the attention of HM Customs if the package was coming from Denmark or other more liberal European Countries.

 

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On 4/22/2022 at 7:49 AM, greedyneedygirl said:

Unable to locate scanned copies of Issues 14 and 15, quite possibly because they contain ...

Your guess is correct,  but they also contain peeing scenes that you could review while ignoring the other stuff.   I won't link to them directly as I think that may violate our forum rules,   but if you look diligently at this magazine collection on imagefap,  you might find some issues that are missing from your own collection.

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1 hour ago, likesToLick said:

Your guess is correct,  but they also contain peeing scenes that you could review while ignoring the other stuff.   I won't link to them directly as I think that may violate our forum rules,   but if you look diligently at this magazine collection on imagefap,  you might find some issues that are missing from your own collection.

Oh! I didn't realise that there was this facility, thank you so much...looks like I can complete my collection! Thrilled!👍🏼😉

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Sex Bizarre Seventeen

A curious issue and worth seeking out the accompanying film; ‘Sexy Piss Story’ to compare the photo story in the magazine. In the film, two women seem to be reminiscing about a liaison in a public lavatory and being to arouse themselves by talking about it. We see none of this in the magazine, but the experience itself. It could be compared to an earlier issue of Sex Bizarre (6) where the notion of the glory hole is to be found in a toilet. As mentioned in my review of Issue six, the glory hole was to be used by gay men for sexual pleasure at a time when it was homosexuality was illegal. In the magazine we see one of the women climb on the toilet seat with a precarious pair of knee length boots and platform soles, very fashionable during the 1970’s. this position, an act of dexterity and balance, affords a splendid view of the vulva and of course the pee stream, landing over the floor and loo seat. In the film, it is the other woman who seen first on the toilet. A cock is poked through the hole close to the loo roll holder, and she is so thrilled by pissing and masturbating that she accepts the intrusion. She licks and sucks the cock, and the mystery man decides to take a chance and urinates directly in her mouth. In the magazine the woman is joined by a hippy guy with a beard who sucks the cock and shares the piss. (I like the sight of the pee on his big bushy beard!).

 

This is a story that has two distinct sites, the bedroom, where fucking, oral sex and more water sports take place, and the initial meeting of the couples through the glory hole in the toilet. My sourced copy lacks some images, clearly depicted in the film, the ubiquitous climax scene of ejaculation into the mouths of the women. Just a last word on the models in this issue. The female depicted on the cover, appears in a few future Sex Bizarre magazines, including a stunning solo shoot of her peeing outdoors wearing a tight pair of denim shorts. One of the guy’s in the magazine also looks like the American Actor James Woods who stars in three of my favourite films, Once Upon a Time in America, Videodrome and Casino. One of the interesting aspects of looking back at these vintage magazines is the sexual allure of some models, ie whether I fancy them or not!

 

PS. A kind friend on here has alerted me to Issues 14/15, I intend to review them soon.

Edited May 13, 2022 by greedyneedygirl

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Thanks for another wonderful review @greedyneedygirl - and there is nothing wrong with fancying a few porn stars of any vintage 😉 

6 minutes ago, greedyneedygirl said:

precarious pair of knee length boots and platform souls

Presumably not trainspotters ... but maybe (sorry - couldn't resist 😉)

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Platform-Souls-Trainspotter-20th-Century-Hero/dp/1785781057 

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8 hours ago, Kupar said:

Thanks for another wonderful review @greedyneedygirl - and there is nothing wrong with fancying a few porn stars of any vintage 😉 

Presumably not trainspotters ... but maybe (sorry - couldn't resist 😉)

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Platform-Souls-Trainspotter-20th-Century-Hero/dp/1785781057 

Ha! Thank you for proof reading! I stand corrected! 😉👍🏼❤️

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Sex Bizarre Eighteen

 

We enter 1977, the date of this publication. I am two years old, so a brief glance at Wikipedia tells me that it was an eventful year with a ‘Jubilee’ and Punk sweeping aside the past and declaring that there is No Future. I am also informed that it is still illegal to distribute and buy Hard-Core Porn, with licensed sex shops still selling the magazines under-the-counter. The intention is to review the magazines up to and including 1980. The design remains the same for Issue 18 with stories, the first ‘Passion for Pissing’ starts with the inevitable gathering of two couples in a social situation, with alcohol loosening any inhibitions. What is different is that the peeing starts the action, with both women fully or partially clothed. ‘Britta’ the blonde wearing a tight fitting top and jeans is the first to initiate the pissing, standing to deliver in ‘Alex’s’ mouth. Then ‘Joan’, pictured on the cover is pissed on by ‘Ronald’. Names are of course arbitrary, probably made up by the person writing the text for the story. I may have mentioned that the interiors look like Ikea store arrangements, a glass coffee table on a long haired rug, with no concession to the piss wetting the floor or furniture. ‘Alex’ takes a break, has a cigarette and beer whilst the other three engage in oral sex and fucking. Then, as Britta lies naked across the table, he resumes participation and urinates directly into her mouth, whilst Joan holds his penis. More fucking in various positions before a lovely climax shot in which Britta turns to look back at the camera with cum all over her back.

 

The second story, ‘Hot Piss Play’ sees the return of the two women featured in Issues 14 and 15. In that they were known as Sylvia and Jenny, here they are ‘Nana’ and ‘Sylvie’. This time the action takes place outside, with the breakdown of a car. Each of them are dressed in revealing clothing and the diagnosis on the car problem is a lack of water in the radiator. There’s a nice shot of the younger woman holding herself and platting her legs. The older woman suggests peeing into the jerry can, then each of them takes it in turn to pee into the can. As the text states, the young woman, Sylvie, says “Let me taste the goods”, she does so from the can. It ends with Sylvie delivering a piss enema to Nana, as she spreads her legs on the bonnet of the car and sends a fountain of piss from her arse hole high into the air. The young Sylvie looks on in fascination and masturbates.

 

At the end of my reviews, I will choose my top ten models for the decade, (1970-1980), I already know that the young girl, Sylvie will be one of those ten.

 

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I love all your reviews so detailed and interesting. Looking forward to the next one. 

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On 6/8/2022 at 7:50 AM, greedyneedygirl said:

We enter 1977, the date of this publication. I am two years old, so a brief glance at Wikipedia tells me that it was an eventful year with a ‘Jubilee’ and Punk sweeping aside the past and declaring that there is No Future.

Wow,  1977.  I didn't actually discover these magazines until about four or five years later.  I knew what I liked before I ever saw it in porn though.

Just one year before that, 1976,  was the year that I kissed a girl's pussy for the first time.   Actually, the first and second times were on the same night, and the second time I kissed between her thighs was only a few minutes after she had been to the toilet.  The scent of her piss was so gorgeous it hit me like a lightning bolt of pure pleasure.  From that moment on I was a committed pee fan, and I still love it.

It was a real treat to discover Sex Bizarre magazine and realise that other people were into it besides me.