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Sex Bizarre Ten

 

Those of you who are tracking my thread will notice that we have jumped an issue. No.9, or ‘Inside No.9’ to quote a popular comedy TV series, contains scatology. Or that is what I presume, anyone wishing to trace the issue can also watch the accompanying film, ‘Bizarre Tastes’. But, I digress, Issue 10 seems to have been published in 1975, and there seems to be a slight redesign in the layout, with photos and text boxes following a loose narrative. Basically a wealthy businessman has gathered together a group of women, presumably prostitutes to party on down whilst he watches on with a glass of champagne in his hands. They dance and fool around before his gaze, kissing, petting, slowly stripping before getting on with some lesbian action.

 

There are some pleasant variables in the women, one slightly plump, a charming redhead, but all with the natural looks that we have come to expect from these publications. The only tattoo visible is on Leonard Bolton, the male protagonist who guides the action into the blue-tiled bathroom. The champagne continues to be consumed, only to be replaced by the ‘natural golden champagne’ that begins to issue from vaginas and Leonard’s flaccid penis. There’s a nice sequence of the redhead fellating Bolton, whilst being peed on by one of the women, the expression on her face captured so well by the Theander’s expert photography. Issue 10, feels like a bit of a departure, certainly in the format, although it was still sold with a modesty dust cover. Those covers had drawings, this one of a woman peeing into a chamber pot whilst a male admirer looks on. I’ve sourced a copy where the price tag remains, 15.00 (15.00 what? Certainly not Euros, Pounds? Dollars). I think prices varied from country to country. One chap told me that he used to pay around £10.00 for a copy in the 1970’s which seems like an extraordinary mark-up and profit for those concerned in production and distribution.

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8 hours ago, greedyneedygirl said:

The action continues at Michael and Gitte’s home where they have a threesome, sexual intercourse and oral sex, all shot in close-up

This part has some of my favorite shots.  Gitte's pussy looks particularly fragrant and delicious in close-up while Michael licks her.  She rewards him with a lovely stream of her urine on his face.

Karen's lips and tongue are all over her sister,  on her nipples, her anus and of course,  her gorgeous wet labia after she pees.

 

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On 3/24/2022 at 11:55 PM, greedyneedygirl said:

Sex Bizarre Twelve

 

Another gap in my collection as I am unable to source Issue 11, if anyone out there can provide a link let me know. However not to detract to this publication from 1975 again. As I understand from future releases, the Theander’s published all of their titles quarterly, understandably, given the quality and content of each one. Sex Bizarre 12 features two stories as illustrated on the dual cover. The first story ‘Piss On Me’, features a first from two regular models. It’s also an opportunity to reveal the relationship of fetish clothing, (rubber, leather, PVC and satin) with urolagnia. ‘Piss On Me’ is shot outdoors, presumably in the Danish countryside, it features an older woman with a younger one, each of them joyously peeing in the open air. There’s a few wonderful shots of the younger one holding her hand beneath a powerful stream of urine streaming from the older woman’s vagina. A thin storyline accompanies the photos, ‘Brigit and Bettina’, replenish their bladders with orange juice in front of a parked camper van. They laugh irresistibly throughout the shot, pausing to french kiss. Fetish clothing is worn throughout and they perform naked below the waist. In the second story, the clothing is much more conventional as two mature women and a man take a stroll in the country. The women are wearing summer frocks and casual jackets, the story is called ‘Pee Pleasures’. In the text we are introduced to Gitte, and her sister Karen, so there is an inference of an incestuous lesbian relationship. Gitte takes a pee behind a bush, she is then joined by Karen and watched by Gitte’s husband. My favourite scene is when the husband, Michael decides to join in and Karen holds his penis as he urinates. This, after both women perform fellatio on him in the hot sun of a Danish Summer. The action continues at Michael and Gitte’s home where they have a threesome, sexual intercourse and oral sex, all shot in close-up and of course much more pissing from all three of them. All of the models in this issue are regular, performing sex acts in a number of the Color Climax Magazines and films.

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Love the classic stockings and suspenders too.  Even better when splashed. 

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1 hour ago, greedyneedygirl said:

As I understand it the UK was bathed in glorious sunshine during the long hot summer, my parents often remarked how the year lifted the political and social gloom of the 1970’s

Oh yes indeed - it was hot and dry. We had a minister for drought. And then after a particularly wet autumn, he became minister for floods. No joke. But for this (then) teenager, that summer was indeed glorious - including in Yorkshire!

And if the cover photos and your description are anything to go by, Sex Bizarre 13 is equally glorious 🙂 Thanks for the review.

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11 hours ago, greedyneedygirl said:

Sex Bizarre Thirteen

 

We move into 1976 with the first publication of that year. As I understand it the UK was bathed in glorious sunshine during the long hot summer, my parents often remarked how the year lifted the political and social gloom of the 1970’s. Whether this aura had spread to Northern European countries your guess is as as good as mine. There is one story in the magazine, ‘The Pee Club’, again we are treated to a large gathering in an apartment adorned with 1970’s ornaments, I’m rather fond of the low accent light over the coffee table. I counted 8 people in all, all youngish, that is to say mid to late 20’s, evenly divided between males and females. Bottles of beer and soft drinks are strewn over the table as the participants in this special ‘club’ play cards. It is a cliche to suggest that sexual activity can be prompted by ‘Strip Poker’ or ‘Spin the Bottle’, but here the inference of the game to slowly remove clothing seems to take place. The women are adorned in customary sexy clothing. clingy, animal print, stockings and frilly suspender belts. One of the women is wearing a rather fetching pair of snakeskin boots. The purpose of the game, seems to be a truth or dare scenario. I noted a dish full of thick scented candles on the table, and the women are encourages to douse the flames with a steady, targeted stream of piss. Skirts are raised and panties removed as the men support the women in their ‘contest’. There is a very sexy and alluring young woman, slender with a mop of pubic hair, so thick that you could run a comb through it.

 

The game is a signal for more sexual activity, fellatio and cunnilingus, more urinating, into mouths and over male and female bodies. One of my favourite shots involves the hairy girl as she masturbates, one of the men pees all over her bush, the camera picks this up in several close-up shots. In the scanned version that I have, I only detect one act of vanilla sex, as the girl with the snakeskin boots fucks one of the guys. However I have caught sight of the film that accompanies the magazine, and I do remember seeing more fucking and the obligatory cum shots at the climax of the film. All in all a welcome addition to the Sex Bizarre stable and one that exemplifies the period and style of the 1970’s.

 

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I do love the mags from the 70s , great review, looking forward to the next one 

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link to gallery of volume thirteen

Some lovely shots of the women peeing on the guys faces during cunnilingus in this one.  That's always one of my favorites.

I like the story text that goes with the images too,  as it focuses on the feelings and desires that the women have during the pee games.

@greedyneedygirl I hope you are OK with me providing a link.

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On 4/6/2022 at 5:54 PM, greedyneedygirl said:

Not at all, in fact Imagefap is a great source for Vintage magazines for those that want to follow up on my reviews to see the whole publication. XVideos for the films that accompany the stories in the magazines.

https://www.xvideos.com/video18475693/cc_bestsellers_248_-_vintage-_piss_parties

These are great videos, thanks! There’s something I find way hotter about retro porn. They look like real people, not supermodels and it just feels more messy and raw. 

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On 4/22/2022 at 7:49 AM, greedyneedygirl said:

Unable to locate scanned copies of Issues 14 and 15, quite possibly because they contain ...

Your guess is correct,  but they also contain peeing scenes that you could review while ignoring the other stuff.   I won't link to them directly as I think that may violate our forum rules,   but if you look diligently at this magazine collection on imagefap,  you might find some issues that are missing from your own collection.

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1 hour ago, likesToLick said:

Your guess is correct,  but they also contain peeing scenes that you could review while ignoring the other stuff.   I won't link to them directly as I think that may violate our forum rules,   but if you look diligently at this magazine collection on imagefap,  you might find some issues that are missing from your own collection.

Oh! I didn't realise that there was this facility, thank you so much...looks like I can complete my collection! Thrilled!👍🏼😉

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Thanks for another wonderful review @greedyneedygirl - and there is nothing wrong with fancying a few porn stars of any vintage 😉 

6 minutes ago, greedyneedygirl said:

precarious pair of knee length boots and platform souls

Presumably not trainspotters ... but maybe (sorry - couldn't resist 😉)

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Platform-Souls-Trainspotter-20th-Century-Hero/dp/1785781057 

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8 hours ago, Kupar said:

Thanks for another wonderful review @greedyneedygirl - and there is nothing wrong with fancying a few porn stars of any vintage 😉 

Presumably not trainspotters ... but maybe (sorry - couldn't resist 😉)

https://www.amazon.co.uk/Platform-Souls-Trainspotter-20th-Century-Hero/dp/1785781057 

Ha! Thank you for proof reading! I stand corrected! 😉👍🏼❤️

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On 6/8/2022 at 7:50 AM, greedyneedygirl said:

We enter 1977, the date of this publication. I am two years old, so a brief glance at Wikipedia tells me that it was an eventful year with a ‘Jubilee’ and Punk sweeping aside the past and declaring that there is No Future.

Wow,  1977.  I didn't actually discover these magazines until about four or five years later.  I knew what I liked before I ever saw it in porn though.

Just one year before that, 1976,  was the year that I kissed a girl's pussy for the first time.   Actually, the first and second times were on the same night, and the second time I kissed between her thighs was only a few minutes after she had been to the toilet.  The scent of her piss was so gorgeous it hit me like a lightning bolt of pure pleasure.  From that moment on I was a committed pee fan, and I still love it.

It was a real treat to discover Sex Bizarre magazine and realise that other people were into it besides me.

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