Carpet/couch ect pisses

[Bluntboi 30]

Lets hear some of your favorite naughty pees. Ive done my fair share of public bathroom trashing, pissing in dressing rooms with carpet only, in my apartment literally all over, and hotels. 

[GenericUsername 1,109]

Peeing all over an apartment or house (or having no toilet days) is a huge fantasy for me. What kind of floors does your apartment have?

[Bluntboi 30]

6 minutes ago, GenericUsername said:

Peeing all over an apartment or house (or having no toilet days) is a huge fantasy for me. What kind of floors does your apartment have?

My old apartment was fully carpeted except for bathroom and kitchen, my place now just has carpet in the bedrooms 

[GenericUsername 1,109]

Just now, Bluntboi said:

My old apartment was fully carpeted except for bathroom and kitchen, my place now just has carpet in the bedrooms 

Nice. Carpet sounds like fun! How often did you have to clean it?

[Sexismygod 1,782]

I think one of my favourite naughty pees was actually a collection of small pees.

I spent several hours at one of those mega-malls.  The mall had 5 levels and about 6-8 escalators between levels. I never visited the loo ... I just wandered around and when I was on an escalator by myself I'd leave a quick puddle, just 5 seconds or less each time.  This kept me nicely needy and I probably did it 10-15 times while I wandered.  I also peed in a couple of changing rooms but it's the escalators I remember most.

[Bacardi 10,135]

I've had a lot of carpet pisses at my old house that we're always fun. Peed on my bath mat multiple times and in my dirty laundry once. Also peed in the shower and over a drain in an aisle in a pool fitting room. Finally, I've had a little bit over a pee over a drain in a public single stall restroom not too long ago. They were all really naughty and fun, but my favorite is a toss up between any carpet pee at my old house or the laundry basket 😊

Laundry basket because the whole thing was just so erotic. It was first thing in the morning and my husband was still hanging around somewhere. Being in the closet naked from the waist down was awesome. Carpet pisses were fun because they're my ultimate fantasy. I LOOOOOVE a good carpet pee.

[Bluntboi 30]

8 hours ago, Bacardi said:

I've had a lot of carpet pisses at my old house that we're always fun. Peed on my bath mat multiple times and in my dirty laundry once. Also peed in the shower and over a drain in an aisle in a pool fitting room. Finally, I've had a little bit over a pee over a drain in a public single stall restroom not too long ago. They were all really naughty and fun, but my favorite is a toss up between any carpet pee at my old house or the laundry basket 😊

Laundry basket because the whole thing was just so erotic. It was first thing in the morning and my husband was still hanging around somewhere. Being in the closet naked from the waist down was awesome. Carpet pisses were fun because they're my ultimate fantasy. I LOOOOOVE a good carpet pee.

That sounds so hot🥴🥴 i would love to have you soak my carpets here and whatever else you wanted as long as you had a full bladder. 

[Bluntboi 30]

13 hours ago, Peeteller said:

On special occasions my wife let's me have fun, so peeing off the side of the bed at night last time was great. I woke up in the middle of the night, didn't check to see if anything of importance was going to be added to the soaking, pulled out my dick slid over to the side of the bed and just enjoyed the moment. Hearing that splashing sound and not knowing if I was going to wake her, even though she gave me permission I don't think she would have liked to be awakened by a unknown sound. But I felt since she gave me to go ahead I was going to enjoy every Fuck'en moment

Goals! Im assuming you have carpet in the bedroom?

[Bluntboi 30]

On 11/16/2021 at 9:50 PM, GenericUsername said:

Nice. Carpet sounds like fun! How often did you have to clean it?

It was so fun honestly. And i really only cleaned it once bc i usually hydrate really well 

[Alfresco 11,639]

On 11/17/2021 at 6:34 AM, Sexismygod said:

when I was on an escalator by myself I'd leave a quick puddle, just 5 seconds or less each time

This is possibly more common than you might think.   I watched a programme once about the London Underground and they did a bit on escalator maintenance.  The maintenance guys made a comment about the fact that they often found corrosion due to urine on the escalators.  I just tried a quick search on that, but didn't find anything relating to the London Underground, but there are lots of articles about the Mexico City Subway having these problems.

e.g: https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/urine-corrodes-metro-escalators-mexico-city-subway-officials-say/541148

 

Edited November 18, 2021 by Alfresco

[Sexismygod 1,782]

6 hours ago, Alfresco said:

This is possibly more common than you might think.   I watched a programme once about the London Underground and they did a bit on escalator maintenance.  The maintenance guys made a comment about the fact that they often found corrosion due to urine on the escalators.  I just tried a quick search on that, but didn't find anything relating to the London Underground, but there are lots of articles about the Mexico City Subway having these problems.

e.g: https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/urine-corrodes-metro-escalators-mexico-city-subway-officials-say/541148

 

As busy as London tube stations are, I probably wouldn't try that one.  Must be late at night when clubbers are finding there way home.  Interesting, though, that it happens enough to cause maintenance issues.

Next time I'm walking up a broken escalator at Victoria Station, I'll know who to blame.  😂

[AlexWolf20 63]

I always pee on my bed /a pile of blankets and dirty laundry if I'm going to do laundry that day, and because the dry in my apartment building sucks, I hang the blankets to dry on my deck so I usually pee on the deck if my roommate isn't home

 

[Bluntboi 30]

4 minutes ago, AlexWolf20 said:

I always pee on my bed /a pile of blankets and dirty laundry if I'm going to do laundry that day, and because the dry in my apartment building sucks, I hang the blankets to dry on my deck so I usually pee on the deck if my roommate isn't home

 

That sounds like a fun ritual

[GenericUsername 1,109]

There was a Pornhub lady who peed on her apartment carpet all the time and said she was fined a thousand dollars by the landlord for extreme urine damage. I guess cleaning it often enough is important. I would be paranoid not cleaning up right away but it obviously makes it less fun. In an ideal world, we could pee on the carpet all the time and only clean it once a week. Does anyone do that?

[toiletfloorpee 461]

A few months ago I had my flatmate move out unexpectedly leaving me with an empty room, devoid of furniture, with a wooden floor. I had been talking to a male friend about various things including fetishes and peeing was brought up. He sent me a couple of videos of him weeing on the carpet in his house, which was very hot to see, but he expressed the fact it was something he would rather do on a floor that didn't need to dry out for a couple of days afterwards.

I offered him to come round and, as long as he cleaned up after himself, he could do whatever he wanted in my empty room.

A few days later we had arranged for him to visit one evening and he duly arrived clutching a bag of spare clothing, some old towels and a number of cans of beer and cider. We sat down and had a couple of cans and chatted, and I got to watch him become more and more desperate to go to the loo. Eventually after his third can he stood up and asked which room was the fun room. I showed him to the bedroom and watched as he danced a little. He asked if I wanted to stay and watch, of course I did, so I nodded and opened another drink for us both. He was wearing some grey tracksuit trousers and a white t shirt, i had on a summery dress as it was a warm night.

After a few minutes he sat down on the floor and leaned back against the wall. Almost straight away a dark mark appeared between his legs. He looked embarrassed and managed to stop but I said, it's okay, relax. Finally the damn burst and the mark grew larger and larger with a puddle forming between his legs. He put his hand down the front of his trousers  and pulled his cock out, peeing in a fountain all over himself until it faded to a little trickle.

At this point I walked forward to him, pulled my dress up and squatted just in front of him. He looked me dead in the eye as I started weeing through my underwear onto the floor in front of him. He got almost instantly hard as he watched, then began masturbating as I pulled my panties aside and let him see my pussy as I finished peeing. I grabbed his hand and wiped myself with it, stood up, kicked my underwear off into the puddle of our pee and watched as he came all over himself and my discarded, wet panties.

It was one of those incredibly horny moments and I knew I needed to make myself cum too. He went to get up but I pushed him back down, stood astride his face and made him lick me clean and in what felt like seconds his tongue was making me orgasm. I almost gave him concussion as I grinded my pussy against his face before stepping back a little, emptying whatever pee was left in me onto his softening cock, he peed what was left in him on to the floor, before we opened another drink for whatever was going to happen next...

[toiletfloorpee 461]

...ready for part two?

So we mopped the floor and tidied up the spare room and I suggested we go for a walk to calm down a little. He swapped his sodden trackies for some shorts, I kept my dress and my by now almost dry again underwear on. I threw his trousers in the washer dryer on a short cycle while he grabbed two gym bottles and filled them with water. I live quite near the beach so we headed out for the less touristy pebble part, rehydrating as we went.

It was still a lovely warm evening, the tide was on it's way out, so we sat a way down the beach on some big rocks. There were a few people around but mostly nearer the sea wall. Before long I decided I needed a wee again and, pulling my dress from under me, and my panties to one side, I started peeing a stream in front of me. He spotted someone coming a bit closer so i just let go of my underwear and carried on wetting them and letting it flow down the rock, visible only to his eyes, feeling it soaking my bum and pussy.

We chatted for a good hour after that before restarting our walk, heading towards a nearby hillside park on the way. There's some shelters that face out over the beach so we decided to sit in one of them for a while and happened to bump into two of my friends, a couple, who joined us to catch up. I could see my friend was starting to fidget and become uncomfortable. The light was starting to fade now and people had mostly disappeared home. I leant over and quietly whispered that he should just pee in the corner of the shelter but he was very reluctant as he was not too familiar with my friends, and was a little shy.

I said that's understandable and we carried on chatting but then I decided to make his discomfort worse. I apologised to my friends and squatted in front of the bench and had a long wee that ran down the path into a flower bed. My friends are more than used to this, but they both still watched almost as intently as he did. My two friends left shortly after that. By this time he had actually stood up and began pacing a little to try and relieve the discomfort inside. I beckoned him to follow me and we walked off back to my home, on a circuitous route of course.

It was pretty dark by now and I almost felt sorry for him as we slowly wandered back. I already knew where we would stop off, there was an alleyway nearby which lead behind a building awaiting demolition, which I had peed in frequently on my way home from parties. He obediently followed me into the alley, focused more on his overriding need to wee than the journey. I pushed a broken fence panel aside and we were into the back yard area of the building, no one could see in.

I asked him how desperate he was. He confirmed he was as close to losing it as he had ever been. I said he could only let himself go after I had finished and told him he could. He nodded and watched as I lifted my dress and started weeing in my underwear once more. When my stream had trickled down my legs and finally stopped he asked if he could go. I shook my head and pushed my hand into my knickers and made him watch as I gave myself two orgasms in very quick succession. Then I knelt in front of him, close as I could be between his feet and said "ok, now you may".

There was a pause and then a flood. His pee poured through his shorts and down onto my legs. I grabbed his cock and pulled it out of his shorts so it sprayed all over my face, breasts and gathered in my lap. He peed for well over a minute before it ebbed away and he was starting to get hard. I quickly took his cock into my mouth and sucked him to absolutely rigid. Standing and bending over a wall, I pulled my soaking panties aside and he slid his cock straight into my pussy. He was so hard it almost hurt and he fucked me until he came as deep inside me as he could.

We walked back, showered and changed, said our goodbyes and he left... Maybe it'll happen again one day.

I hope so.