Ever forget where you're at and do something inappropriate?

[Theo 193]

My story is kind of embarrassing but I gotta tell somebody(s)☺️ 

For those that don't know me and to refresh the memories of those that have read my previous prose, I'm a fan of the exercise of "edging"  (masturbating to the point of orgasm and stopping). I practice it several times a day and will go days before allowing myself to cum. The orgasms are extremely intense when I finally fold. Anyway, another pastime I've learned is to incorporate an edging session when my bladder is very full. Through practice, I've learned that my bladder has to be "almost" uncomfortably full but not to the point of desperation. It can be kind of a fine line. Regardless, I've grown quite adept to letting my bladder get full, go into the bathroom, begin stroking and massaging my penis to erection. That's the easy part. The hard part (no pun intended) is be able to control (relax) the bladder sphincter muscle to be able to pee in the sink even when hard AND stroking. It takes time btw. Once I reach the point that I can completely relax my bladder reflex, I slow or speed up my stroking to control (stopping and starting) my urine flow, As a result, not only am I on the brink of ejaculation from edging, but I'm also now able to spurt urine as I stroke- it almost feels like mini-ejaculations. Anyway, that's the quick version of what I do and it's the back-story for the next one. 

  As I now perform the afore-mentioned activity on a daily basis without thought, it has become an almost routine procedure for me. So, today, the wife and I went to Busch Gardens, Florida for the day as we have season passes seeing as we're "snow birds". The drive takes just under an hour and I like coffee in the a.m.. By the time we got to the park, I REALLY had to pee. We got inside the park, located the nearest rest rooms and I proceeded to do what dozens of other guys do. So I walked up to the urinal, unzipped, pulled my penis out and began stroking!!!! I had a lot of coffee to empty so my bladder was really barking and I just started doing what I naturally do at home when my bladder is so full- totally forgetting I'm in a public restroom with all kinds of guys lined up peeing on both sides of me! I quickly realized what I was doing and stopped. I didn't dare look around to see if anyone noticed... 

Edited February 24, 2021 by Theo

[MyPee 537]

Thankyou for that @Theo. 
Well it’s not peeing, but it was pretty hot: One of my inappropriate accidents was at a music camp when I was 17. One of the Directors was a musically well known and respected gentleman in his 60s. We were walking outside between venues, and he said in his very posh English voice, “I should very much like to kiss you.” I said ok, and turned to him. He leaned in to give me what I thought would be a gentle fatherly kiss, but which was a very passionate French kiss. I just automatically responded: I grabbed his crotch and started rubbing and massaging while I kissed him back. He was so aroused that he fairly quickly ejaculated and made a wet patch in his pants. When we pulled apart, I was shocked at my actions (it’s not something I would do, ordinarily, being a “good girl”), and I quickly looked around to make sure no-one had noticed. There was no-one nearby, fortunately for both our reputations! 

[DrownMeQuick 209]

3 hours ago, MyPee said:

Thankyou for that @Theo. 
Well it’s not peeing, but it was pretty hot: One of my inappropriate accidents was at a music camp when I was 17. One of the Directors was a musically well known and respected gentleman in his 60s. We were walking outside between venues, and he said in his very posh English voice, “I should very much like to kiss you.” I said ok, and turned to him. He leaned in to give me what I thought would be a gentle fatherly kiss, but which was a very passionate French kiss. I just automatically responded: I grabbed his crotch and started rubbing and massaging while I kissed him back. He was so aroused that he fairly quickly ejaculated and made a wet patch in his pants. When we pulled apart, I was shocked at my actions (it’s not something I would do, ordinarily, being a “good girl”), and I quickly looked around to make sure no-one had noticed. There was no-one nearby, fortunately for both our reputations! 

That's a MeToo experience by today's standards - how do you feel about it now as an adult looking back?

[MyPee 537]

32 minutes ago, DrownMeQuick said:

That's a MeToo experience by today's standards - how do you feel about it now as an adult looking back?

Oh, I don’t know about that: I think I did more that was inappropriate than he did! 
There have probably been many incidents in my youth that some might think of as a metoo thing now, but I was never upset by anything. In fact I liked the attention: the pat or pinch of the bottom, the wolf whistles, the suggestive comments. It was nice. There was never anything that I didn’t like. So for me, I don’t think any of those incidents would be a metoo thing. Not for me. 

[Alfresco 11,633]

Not so much where I was, but WHEN I was there.  

I volunteer at a railway and when we are closed, it is quite common to pee by the side of the engine shed rather than walking to the station (not just me - it is common practice).   However, one day I was working in the shed on a project and needed to pee.  Without really thinking, I walked outside to the side of the shed and started peeing.  What I had forgotten was that it was a running day, so I should have walked further down the side behind the shed to be hidden.   Anyway, a train went past at just this point.  I heard it coming and turned my back to the running line and can only hope that the passengers who no doubt spotted me stood there in my high vis vest facing the bank didn't twig what I was doing!

[oliver2 4,419]

39 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

Not so much where I was, but WHEN I was there.  

I volunteer at a railway and when we are closed, it is quite common to pee by the side of the engine shed rather than walking to the station (not just me - it is common practice).   However, one day I was working in the shed on a project and needed to pee.  Without really thinking, I walked outside to the side of the shed and started peeing.  What I had forgotten was that it was a running day, so I should have walked further down the side behind the shed to be hidden.   Anyway, a train went past at just this point.  I heard it coming and turned my back to the running line and can only hope that the passengers who no doubt spotted me stood there in my high vis vest facing the bank didn't twig what I was doing!

If you’re in a hi vis jacket people won’t pay any attention at all and just assume you know what you’re doing

[Alfresco 11,633]

53 minutes ago, oliver2 said:

If you’re in a hi vis jacket people won’t pay any attention at all and just assume you know what you’re doing

Ironically, Hi Vis is definitely the best disguise if you don't want to be noticed.

 

[gldenwetgoose 21,494]

1 hour ago, Alfresco said:

Ironically, Hi Vis is definitely the best disguise if you don't want to be noticed.

 

Verging off topic, but at a business my wife used to work at, a couple of ‘workmen’ in a van drove up, removed the front doors to the office entrance and disappeared with them. 

The receptionists assumed it was routine work and let them carry out the theft unchallenged. 

[Alfresco 11,633]

1 hour ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Verging off topic, but at a business my wife used to work at, a couple of ‘workmen’ in a van drove up, removed the front doors to the office entrance and disappeared with them. 

The receptionists assumed it was routine work and let them carry out the theft unchallenged. 

You can get away with a surprising amount if you look like you know what you are doing and do it with confidence.  But that does take it to an extreme.   

[Butterflylover70 61]

4 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Verging off topic, but at a business my wife used to work at, a couple of ‘workmen’ in a van drove up, removed the front doors to the office entrance and disappeared with them. 

The receptionists assumed it was routine work and let them carry out the theft unchallenged. 

This is awesome...I can picture the meeting that transpired afterwards, "Hey boss, we need to replace the front entrance doors" "Why?" "They're, uh...missing" 🤣