Standing to pee: a different playtime experience

[Kupar 13,339]

Every so often K (my wife) and I incorporate pee play into one of our regular, scheduled 1- or 2-hour “us time” sessions which have become one of the foundations of our physical relationship over the last couple of years. Today was one of those times. We take it in turns to ‘set up’ the session, including deciding what will happen.

Because she likes to know in advance if anything ‘special’ is likely, I had asked if K would be happy to have a full bladder, and to make a choice between three pee-related things to do:

1. She could pee all over me while I lay naked in the bath tub (an old favourite we have done several times now and which she is very happy with)
2. She could stand in the bath and try to aim her stream forward (she has never done this before)
3. We could try to ‘cross streams’ as she hovered over the toilet and I stood nearby, both of us aiming into the pan (we’ve not done this before either).

While I love a golden shower as much as anyone (!) I was hoping she would choose one of the others. She chose option 2.

K may not have been completely desperate by the time we moved into the bathroom (she has an iron bladder) but I was. I’d been dancing about for almost an hour beforehand – so the first happy thing for me was a very enjoyable pee, just into the toilet (the session wasn't about me). Oh, the relief! Bliss!

Next, off with the miniskirt, tights and knickers (K, not me) and into the bath, then make like @Eliminature. I tried to describe Eli’s stance and the position of her hands, and to remember her instructions. K started to pee … and it just dribbled down her leg. But a bit more bending of the knees, tilting the hips, pulling the outer labia, a more powerful push, and wow … it worked! A strong, focused stream shooting forwards.

It took us both by surprise to be honest. K was pretty impressed with herself (“I didn’t think I could do that!”). I have the video evidence, but as with others, it’s just for us.

In total I guess K peed standing up for 20 seconds or so before the stream died. But she enjoyed the experience sufficiently to want to do it again, to practice, with the objective of making it her default “wild outdoor wee” technique (rather than squatting). So all in all a really successful pee play time, as a prelude to some other stuff involving dice and a bespoke list of favours 😊

(By the way, if you think our session system sounds contrived, and might take away the spontaneity of a physical relationship, I can tell you that it has actually had the reverse effect: we are more physically connected, and spontaneous, outside these scheduled sessions than we were before we started the system 🙂.) 

[Kupar 13,339]

2 minutes ago, Jar351 said:

@Kupar love hearing about that.  It is my dream to see a woman pee standing or better yet be the one reciving her golden necter.  Next time can K try and go standing in the toliet?

I did suggest she might be able to stand in front of the toilet and pee into it. I don't think she was convinced she'd be able to do it. But she might give it a go.

[gldenwetgoose 21,486]

35 minutes ago, Kupar said:

I did suggest she might be able to stand in front of the toilet and pee into it. I don't think she was convinced she'd be able to do it. But she might give it a go.

Maybe the shower as a less daunting prospect...  see if K can aim for the drain, if she's worrying about making a mess on the floor.

[Kupar 13,339]

2 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Maybe the shower as a less daunting prospect...  see if K can aim for the drain, if she's worrying about making a mess on the floor.

Excellent idea. We may try that another day 🙂 

[TheGrandChamp 91]

4 hours ago, Kupar said:

Every so often K (my wife) and I incorporate pee play into one of our regular, scheduled 1- or 2-hour “us time” sessions which have become one of the foundations of our physical relationship over the last couple of years. Today was one of those times. We take it in turns to ‘set up’ the session, including deciding what will happen.

Because she likes to know in advance if anything ‘special’ is likely, I had asked if K would be happy to have a full bladder, and to make a choice between three pee-related things to do:

1. She could pee all over me while I lay naked in the bath tub (an old favourite we have done several times now and which she is very happy with)
2. She could stand in the bath and try to aim her stream forward (she has never done this before)
3. We could try to ‘cross streams’ as she hovered over the toilet and I stood nearby, both of us aiming into the pan (we’ve not done this before either).

While I love a golden shower as much as anyone (!) I was hoping she would choose one of the others. She chose option 2.

K may not have been completely desperate by the time we moved into the bathroom (she has an iron bladder) but I was. I’d been dancing about for almost an hour beforehand – so the first happy thing for me was a very enjoyable pee, just into the toilet (the session wasn't about me). Oh, the relief! Bliss!

Next, off with the miniskirt, tights and knickers (K, not me) and into the bath, then make like @Eliminature. I tried to describe Eli’s stance and the position of her hands, and to remember her instructions. K started to pee … and it just dribbled down her leg. But a bit more bending of the knees, tilting the hips, pulling the outer labia, a more powerful push, and wow … it worked! A strong, focused stream shooting forwards.

It took us both by surprise to be honest. K was pretty impressed with herself (“I didn’t think I could do that!”). I have the video evidence, but as with others, it’s just for us.

In total I guess K peed standing up for 20 seconds or so before the stream died. But she enjoyed the experience sufficiently to want to do it again, to practice, with the objective of making it her default “wild outdoor wee” technique (rather than squatting). So all in all a really successful pee play time, as a prelude to some other stuff involving dice and a bespoke list of favours 😊

(By the way, if you think our session system sounds contrived, and might take away the spontaneity of a physical relationship, I can tell you that it has actually had the reverse effect: we are more physically connected, and spontaneous, outside these scheduled sessions than we were before we started the system 🙂.) 

I think we need the video evidence 😉😉

Kidding but serious

Thanks for the story homedawg 

[speedy3471 10,655]

@Kupar

What a wonderful idea you and your wife have🙂. I can see how having a scheduled time together can create intimacy. Relying on spontaneity can backfire(at least in my experiences lol). Something else comes to mind and well the 'us time' gets replaced. Scheduling is the answer

Also as a bonus, great your wife is learning to piss standing up, hopefully that leads into more practice 😉

[JDG 870]

Nice work! I would love to see my gf do a standing pee against a wall or something, but she once practiced with a she-wee and that really wasn't a succes at all I'm afraid...

[Kupar 13,339]

8 hours ago, JDG said:

Nice work! I would love to see my gf do a standing pee against a wall or something, but she once practiced with a she-wee and that really wasn't a succes at all I'm afraid...

That's a shame! I think what made the most difference for K was really getting her hands to pull things in the right way. Then it just happened. Any chance your GF will have another try?

[JDG 870]

12 hours ago, Kupar said:

That's a shame! I think what made the most difference for K was really getting her hands to pull things in the right way. Then it just happened. Any chance your GF will have another try?

I can ask her, when we are under the shower will be a good place I guess! But that she-wee really was a bad idea which she wasn't very positive about I'm afraid...

[Kupar 13,339]

37 minutes ago, JDG said:

I can ask her, when we are under the shower will be a good place I guess! But that she-wee really was a bad idea which she wasn't very positive about I'm afraid...

You know her better than anyone. Don't push it!

[Eliminature 5,209]

Great! I'm so pleased that it is working for Mrs Kupar. 

Please keep up the good work. Like all things, it gets better and easier with practise.

[Kupar 13,339]

11 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

Great! I'm so pleased that it is working for Mrs Kupar. 

Please keep up the good work. Like all things, it gets better and easier with practise.

I will pass on your advice Eli - thanks! (And, of course, it's lovely to see you back on the site 🙂.)

[Eliminature 5,209]

Thank you! I love it here. 

[BigSirj 37]

Ok.  I'd thought I'd give a short experience of what I saw.

Flashback to 2012, I turned old enough to drink legally (in Canada it's 19). I was at a festival that was held at a nightclub backyard parking lot. I drank and smoked a lot at the festival (away from my family and with my friends). 

The bathrooms had a long line for the women, and the line was made worse because 2 of the 3 toilets we're broken. So the owner and manager said it was ok for the ladies to use the men's room. A little bit later, I had to pee so bad (4 beers, 3 mixed drinks, some water and 1 weed filled cigar went in me. I wasn't sloshed but I felt something) so I went to the men's rest room. 

I waited for a unoccupied urinal. Then I approached it, unzipped my pants and was going to pee. It takes me a few seconds to go when next to men, but I can still go. But the women in the back was making me a little nervous. The minute I was about to go, a mature (early 40's) said "Don't worry boys, you don't have what I haven't seen before!"

That made me lose focus and made me leave. So I decided to wait at least 20 to 1/2 hour. I really had to go. And this time I didn't care that women were in there. I waited for a free urinal, approached it, unzipped and after a few seconds, I was finally able to pee. A few seconds in, the urinal next to me was open. Then, a beautiful, thick, buxom women who clearly drank a lot, made way to the urinal next to me. She began hiking up her skirt, pulled her panties to the side, slighty bend her knees, put 2 hands on her privates, and let out a thick, man like pee stream in the barrierless urinal. The men was very shocked to say the least. They waited until she was done. I couldn't stop mid stream so I was there. I wasn't as shocked to see this because I've seen women pee in urinals standing up before online, but to see it in person while in mid stream is another thing. I thought she was a man at first, but then I got a little curious and took a good look. SHE'S 100% WOMAN! She peed for a really long time. My cock rock hard while in mid stream. Then she did the shake like how us men shake after peeing and made her way out. I think she was either too drunk or too desperate to realize that I was staring.

To me, that was a good day. 

I got more real life stories and I can create fictional stories. 

Tell me what you think, ladies and gentlemen (mostly ladies).

[Eliminature 5,209]

Has Mrs K made any more attempts to stand and shoot? I hope so!

If it means anything from a random person on the internet, I'm encouraging her! 

[Kupar 13,339]

6 hours ago, Eliminature said:

Has Mrs K made any more attempts to stand and shoot? I hope so!

If it means anything from a random person on the internet, I'm encouraging her! 

Yes she has! Twice more since this first try. And thanks for asking about it. I've put links to the descriptions below. No photos I am afraid. It has been good fun both times, but I'm not sure she'd ever practice on her own (though I may be wrong!). I will pass on your encouragement to her Eli! (And I wouldn't describe you as a 'random person on the internet'. More a legend 😉). Thanks again! 

 

[BigSirj 37]

I thought I'd come in with another standing pee story. 

A few years back, I was really horny. Unfortunately, my FWB's were not responding to my calls and messages. 

So, I decided to use an escort instead. Paid $60 for hh. Not bad. Long story short, I fucked the escort. But I didn't cum yet, and I wanted to finish in the bathroom. So I dragged the escort to the bathroom. And then I asked to pee while standing up like a man in the toilet. I showed her how I wanted her to pee. No bending knees, hips forward, facing the toilet and one hand on her pussy to give the illusion of her having a dick. She stood back from a toilet a little. Then she unleashed a slightly messy, but powerful stream in the toilet. I was jerking off. She peed for a long time (about a minute or two). 

"You pee more than me!" I exclaimed. "My 'dick' is helping me." She replied. I told her to face me and have a sword fight (or in this case, a shield and sword fight). I knocked my dick against her 'dick',  then she faced the toilet again and continued to pee. After she was done, she shook her cooch off like she actually has a dick. Then we continued to shield and sword fight, until I came on her belly. 

And that's pretty much it. 

Tell me what you think. And I have a few more if you're interested.

[yellowii 238]

On 5/11/2021 at 9:20 PM, BigSirj said:

I thought I'd come in with another standing pee story. 

A few years back, I was really horny. Unfortunately, my FWB's were not responding to my calls and messages. 

So, I decided to use an escort instead. Paid $60 for hh. Not bad. Long story short, I fucked the escort. But I didn't cum yet, and I wanted to finish in the bathroom. So I dragged the escort to the bathroom. And then I asked to pee while standing up like a man in the toilet. I showed her how I wanted her to pee. No bending knees, hips forward, facing the toilet and one hand on her pussy to give the illusion of her having a dick. She stood back from a toilet a little. Then she unleashed a slightly messy, but powerful stream in the toilet. I was jerking off. She peed for a long time (about a minute or two). 

"You pee more than me!" I exclaimed. "My 'dick' is helping me." She replied. I told her to face me and have a sword fight (or in this case, a shield and sword fight). I knocked my dick against her 'dick',  then she faced the toilet again and continued to pee. After she was done, she shook her cooch off like she actually has a dick. Then we continued to shield and sword fight, until I came on her belly. 

And that's pretty much it. 

Tell me what you think. And I have a few more if you're interested.

Whhy didn't you come in her?