Revived my plant with pee.

[Eliminature 5,109]

I like to keep houseplants. They brighten the place up, look pretty, freshen the air and they are good for your mental health. During the summer heatwave, I pruned the long tendrils of one plant that was trailing onto the floor. I'd done this before and it had simply grown back. This time though, it didn't like that very much. Also, it wasn't too keen of the heat. Many of its leaves turned yellow or brown. I thought I'd killed the poor thing and I was quite upset. 

Thankfully, I managed to revive my beloved plant by adding a few drops of my pee to its drinking water. I let out a few drops into a small cup (let the rest out into the sink), water it down with tap water then give this to the plant. The leaves have turned green once again and it seems to be healthy and growing new leaves. The secret is the ammonia and protien in the urine, so I am told. It now gets this special medicine from its plant mum once a week! 

This method is also good for helping my pelvic floor - which I need to keep in good shape if I want to continue to pee standing. Peeing a few drops then stopping and starting again in the sink is beneficial for my muscles. 

A word of warning, peeing directly into a potted plant too often might not be goid for it, but this is fine in a rural area. 

[Kupar 12,575]

Sounds like a good thing all round 🙂 I might try this with the few house plants we have (I've never been very good with them). The limits of my pee-fertiliser making have been adding a good dose to the compost bin outside on a regular basis.

[weequeen 1,863]

maybe this will keep my succulents from dying, lol

[Malika 1,082]

I can confirm that some drops of pee could be helpful for the plant maybe, but a huge pee on it could easily kill it, especially if it is a small delicate plant. It happened to me to pee on plants many times in my life and most of the times I experienced sad consequences for the plant.

[radu 125]

I think feminine delicate, nice-smelling pee should not harm the plants.