UK Government - CVID19 Easter Policy

[gldenwetgoose 21,487]

*BREAKING NEWS*

THE GOVERNMENT WILL BE LIFTING RESTRICTIONS IN PARKS AND BEACHES DURING THE EASTER BREAK.

The Government has announced today that, for the Easter break, certain groups are allowed to go to parks and Beaches and invite friends round for BBQ’s.

IMPORTANT- PLEASE READ

While the majority of the population will remain in lockdown the following groups will be allowed to gather together at parks, beaches and visit each other’s houses.

• Assholes
• Shit heads
• Imbeciles
• Half wits
• Morons
• Troglodytes
• Ignoramus’
• Simpletons
• Illiterates
• Stupid fuckers
• Idiots
• Dickheads
• Twats

Anyone not in those groups must follow the guidelines set out by the Governments regarding social distancing.

[Vassal 1,471]

Was about to come in here with a rant, glad to see otherwise. lol

[Doc-S 73]

I don't go out much at the best of times.

[Peefreak99 3,722]

Good rant mate keep it up.