Popular Post Brutus 2,206 Posted February 26, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted February 26, 2020 (edited) Got some new experiences from work. I feel it's helpful to lay out the situation here for the first 2 paragraphs. I started a new job recently, small quiet office building, about 15 employees, 2 pairs of restrooms for men and women. My office is in a corner at one end of the building, close to a men's room. It rarely gets used and is basically my own as a result of no one being close by. The thing about this place in general is that it's old and in need of renovation, especially the restrooms. Here's where things get interesting in a great way. I've noticed that when I'm in the men's, I can hear women using their restroom on the other side of the wall. To be clear, these are single person restrooms with a locking door, but the wall that separates the men's from women's was clearly a poor choice for sound isolation, as it is quite thin and leaks a lot of sound. It also has a few cracks in one corner, which is even more space for sound to pass through. Being in a secluded part of the building, it's also whisper quiet inside these restrooms. These restrooms also share the same drainage system, which also pipes more sound into the men's room through the floor drain. Between that and the thin wall, it's quite audible what the women are doing in there. The toilet flush and sinks in particular are very discernible to the point that I can hear the squeaks of the sink knobs when they turn them. The old pipes make a distinct burping sound come from the drain after the toilet is flushed in the women's. This burping will be more significant with one of the woman I'll talk about soon here. I've heard quite a few of the women in there, although I can't tell who it is unless I see them heading in or hear them chatting before entering and recognize a voice, which has happened a few times. To describe more detail, I can hear and sometimes feel the wall shaking when they sit on the toilet. So just with that I can tell who is sitting or hovering. When they start peeing, I can hear the pouring into the toilet water, muffled but still surprisingly audible, especially with the floor drain acting as an echo tunnel basically. If they are hissing, I can hear that too, as well as any farting, plops, and the cheap paper towels for hand drying, which are rigid almost like actual paper and crackle as you pull and use them. Thus far, I've heard light trickles, somewhat strong streams and plenty of farting and bowel movements. So now that you have an idea of the situation, there are two experiences I want to share. The first is of a female coworker using the men's recently. I wasn't sure about sharing this one but here it is anyway. There is one young brunette I've noticed who poops every morning like clockwork. She's around thirty, about 5'7'' with a stacked curvy build. Most times, I'm in my office and see down the hall as she goes to the restroom for twenty minutes, so it's obvious she's doing more than peeing. A few times, I've walked by after she went in and heard her hissing and deep powerful farts. She doesn't hold back at all. So a few weeks ago, the women's toilet was apparently partially ripped from the wall after one of the obese women used it. So contractors came in and removed the entire toilet, reinforced the wall and installed a new one. This took a few days, so in the meantime, there were a few women wandering back to “my” men's room instead of heading to the other women's room which was farther away. As you could guess, the young lady I mentioned above was one of them. At her regular time, I saw her come back and turn the corner by my office and knew what was happening, so when she closed the door, I wandered out to the hall looking at my phone and walking slow enough that I'd hear most of any peeing at least. I heard a pretty loud hiss leaking into the hall. Then the farting started and it was a long series of rapid pops, then a long steady one blasting out, clear as day for anyone close enough to hear. I came back to my office from the copier room a few minutes later and kept an ear out, but no more noise. Another fifteen minutes go by and then she flushed twice, used the sink and came out. I was pumping with excitement because it's rare that I can go into a public restroom that was just used by a woman. As soon as she was out of sight I headed over. When I went in, it was warm and the stink was so strong I actually coughed and pulled my shirt over my nose for a moment. This was the most intense “someone just crapped in here” smell I've ever encountered, I could almost feel it in my nose. She completely permeated the room. Half the roll of tissue was gone so she did a lot of wiping. The toilet seat was still warm almost completely around. There were also some brown specks stuck on the inside of the bowl. After a minute of observing I left, not really aroused from inhaling her bowel movement aroma, but just excited to be at the scene of a female visit immediately after it happened. Later that day in the afternoon hours, she came back to use it again. This time she just peed, but I still went in again to see if maybe she left any splashes. She didn't and the seat was warm again, so sitting is her preference in any scenario. The beautiful thing about checking after her this time though, was the smell of pussy. I've written of this in some of my fictional stories but this was one of the rare times I've had the real experience. She left a potent musky sweet scent behind. It was really strong over the toilet. I've smelled her perfume before and this was definitely not it. Seems she has a healthy, well-kept vagina, no infections or poor hygiene, just a naturally strong feminine scent down there. I went back to my office and an hour later, I could still smell her every time I inhaled. The scent was lodged in my lungs and was causing me to experience some actual euphoria and feeling really calm and pleasant. The whole thing was quite moving. So she reeked it out in the morning, then sweetened it back up in the afternoon in the most beautiful way. Now onto one of the most impressive pees I've ever heard. Today, there was a meeting involving my supervisor, supervisors from other sites and executive director of a local bank. Let me talk about this bank executive for a moment, who is the woman I heard peeing. She's around 5'10'', long blonde hair, straight and curled at the ends, looks about 50, well pampered and very good looking. Curvy, wide hips, plump ass and big chested. She has that big confident boss aura that you can feel by being around her and everything about her screams wealthy and elite. Drives a Range Rover, which is a very expensive high class SUV for those that may not be familiar. She came inside wearing tan knee high boots, tight blue jeans showing off her camel toe split around the zipper, white tucked shirt and tan business suit jacket, matching her boots. Shiny nails, earrings, bracelet, the whole nine. Beautiful face, with strong cheeks and jaw, serious look on her face, kind of cold. Her snobby attitude was confirmed when I said hello to her in passing and she reluctantly uttered a lazy “Hi” without looking at me, then when my supervisor came out to greet her, she lit up with a big smile and enthusiastic embrace. She's the type that won't waste much breath or attention on those she feels are beneath her, which is most people for her. The guy at front desk reception told me she's always been like that. Her elitist attitude made hearing her piss even hotter to me though. So... Some two hours later the meeting was over and she was chatting on her way out, then said she was going to use the restroom before leaving. This was pure gold since the odds of her using the toilet on my side of the building were not very good, she could've easily used the other one far away from me. I was dying to hear this woman and hurried into the men's to wait for her to enter the women's. I even started the timer on my phone to see how long she'd go. A few seconds later she said hi to someone nearby as she entered. The sound of the door lock clicking and her boots as she got into position was probably the most intense anticipation of the whole thing, I was already smiling a bit. There was no sound of her sitting down so she's a hoverer. I heard a loud quack sounding fart and a vibrant hiss for a moment that was instantly taken over by an explosive eruption into the water way harder than any other women I've heard in there! She stopped after just a few seconds then was silent for a few more, my timer was at 9. Then a loud hissing burst shot out, and silence again. It seemed like she was struggling to get going for some reason but that just made it more interesting to listen to. But right after this short rest, from the 15 second mark to about 53 was magical, when she produced one the absolute craziest streams I've ever heard. For that entire duration, it was a mix of piercing hisses, loud gushing and deep-pitched, violent cascading sounds. Now, recall earlier my mention of the drain in the men's burping when the women's toilet is flushed. Well, during her full power, the drain made a few of those burping noises, so she was pissing hard enough to partially push toilet water down the system! That was a true moment of shock. At a few points, she did let for off a bit and the noises lessened, but for most of this stretch, it was high pressure power flooding that sounded almost inhuman, just a beast-like roaring stream. She finally came to a near stop and I heard faint echoes of trickles dripping. We're now past 1 minute and the trickles continued for a bit, then she let loose again with a few more loud hissing bursts, then finished at 1:09. She pulled some tissue, flushed and I could tell by how hard the wall shook that she kicked the flush handle with her foot pretty hard. No use of the sink, she just came out and left. She's every bit impressive as I hoped, a beautiful wealthy powerful woman that pisses like a horse! Edited February 27, 2020 by Brutus 2 11 Link to post
BlindListener 152 Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 Brutus, Thank you for taking the time to write the detailed description about what you heard. 1 2 Link to post
Alfresco 11,639 Posted February 26, 2020 Share Posted February 26, 2020 @Brutus fantastic account - especially of the snobby bank lady. You are lucky that you can get to hear so much. Is there only one toilet stall in each of the men and women's facility and the outer door locks? If it were a case of multiple cubicles and/or the outer door not locking then when the ladies used the gents, you would have been able to legitimately have gone inside the gents when the ladies were in there and you could have listened even better - if two stalls, from the adjacent stall and if only one stall, you could wait by the sink for the cubicle to become free. I have been in unisex toilets with multiple cubicles and it is great to be separated from a peeing woman by just a 12mm thick piece of wooden divider. 4 Link to post
Brutus 2,206 Posted February 27, 2020 Author Share Posted February 27, 2020 @BlindListener You are welcome, thanks for reading. @Alfresco Yes, these are private single person restrooms with locking doors, each with gender designations. 2 Link to post
Dr.P 1,473 Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 @Brutus, Thanks for posting such a great, detailed, and very exciting account of your observations, particularly of the snobby bank lady. A very good read. I admire your attention to detail, which your writings always show, and your descriptions capture the entire scene, both visual and audio. It's interesting how important details of construction and plumbing can be to an observer. Glad to see you back. 1 1 Link to post
pee01 1,522 Posted February 27, 2020 Share Posted February 27, 2020 Great story here and good post. You have very good detailed and facts. You very lucky to hear the women pee and lucky rest rooms are close to hear women. I love unisex rest rooms get desperation women. Lucky to have women pee mens room. 3 Link to post
Great Horned Owl 577 Posted April 27, 2023 Share Posted April 27, 2023 Wow, I really enjoyed the snobby bank lady pee. Those are the type of women that drive me crazy. When I see one at work or on the street I fantasize what she would look like or sound in the bathroom. I even fantasize during my jerk sessions, especially when between gfs, what these chick's would sound like in the bathroom. Are they a hisser, a tinkler@, a horse pouring, stop and start pees, etc. I make up what they would sound like. This lady is the type I would remember for decades as I have my 'favorites' from the times I have been lucky enough to hear women peeing. Thanks for the great details of her pee and outfit. You sound like you are from the States. I would love to hear this bitch piss!! 1 Link to post
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