How to pee in a hotel room

[peeLIZZ 835]

Pee in the hotel is pretty easy. 
Firstly outside the room.  I usually wear a black miniskirt and ga heeled shoes. 
You can just walk along the corridors and let out little trickles.  Usually the hotel corridors are not very crowded. 
There are usually no cameras on the stairs, they are not interesting to anyone. You can go out there and just let all the pee out onto the floor and walls, and then go out into the hall on any other floor.

[peeLIZZ 835]

The room is even more fun.  I did all this even when I was staying under my own name.  As already mentioned many times, you can move furniture.  There is usually so much dust under it that no one except you will move it. 
I always rearrange how I check in. The bed usually has 2 castors, if you are a weak girl. The carpet under the bed is 3-4 square meters for which you can piss unlimited. 

[peeLIZZ 835]

When I check in, the first thing I do is close the toilet lid for the duration of my stay.  I do not need it.  There is always a tile in the bathroom and by going there you can piss anywhere.  On the floor, on the toilet lid, on the walls, on a table with a sink.  It doesn't even need to be hidden in any way.  The urine will just dry out on its own. If moisture remains on the floor at the end, you can throw a towel and wipe it with your foot.  Too obvious yellow spots can be poured by shower and left to dry. In the room, I always pee on the carpet under the bed, on the wall that will be covered by the bed.  Love the extra pull-out sofas in the room.  You can piss on it completely and fold it.  It will be invisible.  I also usually piss on the wall behind the curtain.  She is constantly hidden and it is imperceptible.  Often there are 2 thick mattresses on the bed in the hotel.  You can slide the upper one, empty and return it back. 
 

[peeLIZZ 835]

Enjoy your stay at the hotel.  And if you are a sexy girl.  Find a guy on the tinder, say that you are looking for an apartment now and ask to rent a room for yourself for a couple of days. Say that you are afraid to do it yourself.  Men love to help us with little things. Rarely has anyone objected in my experience.  But if the hotel is not registered with you, you can have fun.  Now, because of wearing masks, no one will ever recognize you.🤤😎

 

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Edited September 10, 2021 by peeLIZZ

[Alfresco 11,629]

I am in a hotel now.  I am with my wife, which limits things, but I peed a five second burst in the bed last night whilst she was asleep - towards the outside of the mattress, it covered an area about a foot long and six inches wide and some also went on the carpet next to the bed.  I did this about midnight and left it whilst I slept.  By morning it was dry and imperceptible.

Today when she was out of the room I directed a five second burst under the bed and another one under the cushion of the chair.  When I used the toilet, I missed and left a small puddle on the floor, which was wet in places from the shower anyway.  Also, when I was naked after a shower, I left some small patches on the carpet as I moved around.  I didn’t have much as I had peed whilst in the shower.

I used the stairs to go down to the car and stopped on a landing, leaned against the wall, released my dick out of the leg of my shorts and peed about ten seconds onto the carpet leaving a nice puddle that started to soak in pretty quickly. When I got to the car park, I released the rest of my bladder onto the ground next to the car.

[gldenwetgoose 21,486]

I'm going to expand horizons very slightly if I may -

Earlier this summer I was in a large hotel in a British city, not as a registered guest, but working at a music festival which was taking place in the city and using that hotel.  It's one of those very large, formerly very grand hotels close to the main train station which are now owned by a chain and in quite a state of shabbiness.

As a non-guest that gave the advantage that my details weren't on file at all with the hotel, but - spoiler alert - I didn't actually partake in any naughty pee in the hotel.  Obviously people above have touched on where to pee in bedrooms, but what about the rest of the hotel?

Clearly any large hotel has long corridors and in some cases a labyrinth of small twisty corridors and the key there is to know where the security cameras are facing, my preference would be to not be captured on camera (even if anyone is even looking at them).  But beyond that there are multiple rooms more in the public areas of the hotel.  This one has steps up from the lobby into a huge open lounge area, and off that are several smaller lounges - a little like the Victorian smoking rooms I guess. With relatively few guests using these side rooms there'd be the perfect opportunities for perching on the edge of a seat soaking the carpet, or soaking the seat itself. Maybe in darkness at night?

Heading upstairs one level was a conference room - I noticed it had a window looking over the huge lounge - so my next point is conference rooms...  most hotels have them, or small business booths with opportunities to pee under a boardroom table maybe?  In my case the room was unlocked so I was able to grab a photo from the window overlooking the lounge. I could easily have released a full bladder in there too.

One of the fascinating things about working in the hotel was being able to go 'behind the scenes' unquestioned.  Unmarked doors leading from main rooms into the 'engine room' of the hotel.  And remember this is a slightly run-down hotel.  If the public spaces are run down, just imagine the non-public areas.  Corridors with tables and chairs stacked, overflowing waste bins.  Piles of used table linen waiting for laundry...  Concrete stairwells and even in my case the huge empty kitchen and dish washing area for the function room kitchen (completely separate from the residential kitchen).  Of course all these areas have their CCTV cameras depending how brave you are...

Final place with no cameras is of course the hotel communal toilets, those in the lobby, bars and restaurants.  Because of the music event there were a lot of people using the toilets and by the end of the night they were in a right state...   the hotel had a large bar open until the early hours with live bands playing and its toilets when I used them had the floor swimming in 'liquid', the counter top by the sinks similarly messed up and paper towels in soggy lumps littering the wet floor. I said previously I hadn't partaken and realise now that's not strictly true.  After hours I was partying in that bar and found myself the only person in there, breaking the seal after several pints of lager, standing at the wide steel urinal....   not necessarily facing it.

[Sexismygod 1,782]

What a great opportunity ... to wander freely and reconnoiter for future adventures.

One thing I've always wanted to do is sit and listen to the stories the staff might tell about various shenanigans they've encountered whilst working there. I bet they have some great stories to tell.

[Alfresco 11,629]

On 9/12/2021 at 9:23 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

As a non-guest that gave the advantage that my details weren't on file at all with the hotel,

I have been to hotels where I am not a resident.   It is very easy to walk into any hotel and partake of the "facilities".  All you need to do is walk confidently past reception and nobody will bat an eyelid at this person coming in - they assume you are already a resident and know where you are going, or maybe you are just going to use the bar or restaurant.  I have sometimes walked in off the street, gone down a suitable corridor or into a quiet area and peed on the carpet, then left the hotel and carried on with my day.

On 9/12/2021 at 9:23 AM, gldenwetgoose said:

Clearly any large hotel has long corridors and in some cases a labyrinth of small twisty corridors and the key there is to know where the security cameras are facing, my preference would be to not be captured on camera (even if anyone is even looking at them).  But beyond that there are multiple rooms more in the public areas of the hotel.

Absolutely.   I just mentioned above that I've been staying in a hotel this weekend and I peed in the stairwell on the carpet.  Very often stairwells don't have cameras, so they are a good place to try.   In the past, I have found storage rooms, linen closets, corridors and quiet corners to be good places.   Corridors do often have cameras, but again they are probably not being watched, but may be recorded, so I'd still tend to avoid them.  If I do pee in a corridor, my favourite technique is to wear shorts and allow my dick to protrude from the leg whilst crouching down to do up my shoes.   That way, if anyone appears whilst I'm peeing, I can cut the flow, stand up and walk off.   Yes, they may see the puddle, but usually it soaks in pretty quickly and because they are not expecting me to have been peeing, they don't see it anyway.   This would work even better for ladies with suitable skirts.   I have peed in a conference room under the table before now, but again you have to be careful about cameras.     I'd tend to avoid lifts as they usually have cameras.  I have been known to sit on a sofa in a communal area and pee between the cushions.

Of course, don't forget about the leisure facilities if the hotel has any of these.   Steam rooms, changing areas, pools and hot tubs are obvious candidates for a bit of fun.

[GenericUsername 1,108]

I recommend getting a smoking room or a room that allows pets. These rooms probably already smell and have pee stains.

[GenericUsername 1,108]

Do you think it’s possible to let go a full bladder onto the carpet while walking around (Let’s say around midnight) and have it dry by the morning?

[Peewee123 1,124]

1 hour ago, GenericUsername said:

Do you think it’s possible to let go a full bladder onto the carpet while walking around (Let’s say around midnight) and have it dry by the morning?

If you spread it out a lot then it should do

[GenericUsername 1,108]

1 minute ago, Peewee123 said:

If you spread it out a lot then it should do

How long should the bursts be?

[Peewee123 1,124]

33 minutes ago, GenericUsername said:

How long should the bursts be?

Some people do huge puddles and it dries, but I’d personally avoid any pooling as that’s take longer to dry. Depends how well it absorbs I guess, test under a chair or bed maybe. Also depends on the climate, the warmer it is the quicker it’s dry. Experiment and have fun 😉