Movies for the politically correct.

[F.W 5,734]

In the modern world,and everyone being offended by everything,i wonder what titles older movies might be re-named,in order to be inoffensive to todays modern delicate audience?

Like the classic spaghetti western,"the Good,the Bad,and the Ugly",might now be re-named,"the Acceptable,the you cant judge ME,and the beautiful within".

"Bob and Carol,and Ted,and Alice",one of those "sex comedies" of the 60s and 70s,might now be called,"Bob and Bob,and Bob,and Bob/Roberta".

The action comedy,Mr and Mrs Smith,with Brad Pitt,and Angelina Jolie,might be called "Mr and Mrs/Ms/Mr Smith"

"Zulu",might now have to be re-named"Slaughter at Rorkes Drift".(some snowflakes HAVE actually called this classic to be banned as its "racist",despite it being actually a massive TRIBUTE to the bravery of the Zulu warriors)

[steve25805 126,156]

Fatal Attraction = Feminist on Top

 

[steve25805 126,156]

Girl Interrupted = Unjustly incarcerated by the patriarchy

[Blackinksoul30 1,246]

7 hours ago, F.W said:

In the modern world,and everyone being offended by everything,i wonder what titles older movies might be re-named,in order to be inoffensive to todays modern delicate audience?

Like the classic spaghetti western,"the Good,the Bad,and the Ugly",might now be re-named,"the Acceptable,the you cant judge ME,and the beautiful within".

"Bob and Carol,and Ted,and Alice",one of those "sex comedies" of the 60s and 70s,might now be called,"Bob and Bob,and Bob,and Bob/Roberta".

The action comedy,Mr and Mrs Smith,with Brad Pitt,and Angelina Jolie,might be called "Mr and Mrs/Ms/Mr Smith"

"Zulu",might now have to be re-named"Slaughter at Rorkes Drift".(some snowflakes HAVE actually called this classic to be banned as its "racist",despite it being actually a massive TRIBUTE to the bravery of the Zulu warriors)

I would totally see a sex comedy from the 60's and 70's if it was called "Bob and Bob, and Bob, and Bob/Roberta" same with "Mr and Mrs/Ms/Mr Smith." 

Heck think back to Three's Company. (I have the dvd set). That show regularly made lgbt references/jokes. 

Love Wins. Love All. Proud to be me. 

[steve25805 126,156]

Breakfast at Tiffany's = Vegetarian sausage and tofu at Bianca's

[steve25805 126,156]

Dances with Wolves = Dances with misunderstood canines.

[spywareonya 37,962]

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Enemy at the gates = Misunderstanding gone too far between people of different political ideas

 

 

Saving Private Ryan = Not all evil comes to harm 

 

 

To Kill a Mockingbird = Come on we're not so old fashioned anymore

[steve25805 126,156]

3 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

Saving Private Ryan = Not all evil comes to harm 

There is also the porn version of that film - Shaving Ryan's Privates

[spywareonya 37,962]

15 minutes ago, steve25805 said:

There is also the porn version of that film - Shaving Ryan's Privates

I know, it's a gay parody ahahahhah