Popular Post Paulypeeps 5,290 Posted April 22, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted April 22, 2019 (edited) I often get home too tired to undress and shower before going to bed. Especially after clubbing when I get in at five and have to be up by seven. Going to bed tired is always a bad thing for me because I find it hard to resist the temptation to just do at least a little wee in the bed before I go to sleep. One memorable night which wasn't a clubbing night I had been out for a friday evening soirée at a wine bar wearing my ball gown for a change. It is nice to wear something that is not black when I go out, and my turquoise ball gown which I inherited from my auntie was quite a contrast to the rest of my wardrobe. Having flouncy underskirts meant that it being turquiose was not a problem as long as I did not sit down. I could stand and pee down my legs as much as I liked without the dress showing any sign of wetness on the outside - just the underskirt where it touched my legs was all that got wet - and only I knew that! The evening went on to very late and I was enjoying chatting, and drinking, and peeing down my legs right up to closing time which must have been around four in the morning. I got home intending to undress and shower before bed, but really could not be bothered so just climbed in to bed fully dressed knowing that I could shower when I got up. Snuggling under the covers I felt the dampness of of the flouncy underskirt on my legs. Inevitably in my tired state I thought "Just a little spurt won't hurt to warm it up a little." Straight away as usually happens in this situation, before I had a chance to rationalise and change my mind I just lay there on my back and gently released a short five second spurt. My pee felt delicious as it ran down and soaked in to the flouncy underskirt and warmed the back of my legs. Normally I would have peed before going to bed but not this time. The last time I had peed was in the wine bar when I forced out the last of my pee down my legs letting it soak away in to the dark carpet for a minute or so before I said goodbye - my stomach was still full of cola as I had been drinking right up to the end! Of course the back of my legs were now nice and warm - But my flouncy underskirt was wet all the way round and the sides and tops of my legs were still feeling the cold dampness. I quickly rolled on to my side and released another short spurt. It felt quite delicious as it ran over my thigh before soaking in to the flouncy underskirt. I let it soak in for a bit before turning over and doing the same on the other side. I was hoping that I had enough pee left to properly warm up my underskirt so I could get to sleep in comfort. Finally I rolled on to my front and let out another spurt thankful that I still had enough pee for the full five seconds. I just lay there on my front for a bit as my pee soaked in. I now felt lovely and warm all around from my waist down to my knees, but below still felt a little cold and damp. Now on autopilot I knew what I had to do - Still on my front I pulled myself up on to my knees and just released my bladder full blast for five seconds. I felt my warm pee spraying on my legs all the way down to my feet. It felt good. A few seconds later I did it again - it really felt that good! I turned back over on to my back and relished the warmth that was now caressing my legs and my bottom. It felt really nice. I felt really comforted. I felt I could now go to sleep. For some reason I could not go to sleep. I had a nagging tingle in my bladder - the nagging tingle I get when my pee is interrupted. Just another little spurt won't hurt I thought. Straight away just lying on my back I released another gentle spurt. My bladder was still tingling and now my feet were starting to feel a bit left out. When I pee standing I love the progression as my pee makes its way down my legs, down my thighs, passing the back of my knees, down the back of my calves all the way to my feet. I laid back and pulled my knees up so my feet were drawn up under my dress almost touching my bottom and peed again. This time another full blast spurt for five seconds to soak my feet. It felt delicious as my my pee splattered on my feet warming them up nicely. I lay there for a few minutes before I pushed my feet back down to the bottom of the bed. It felt good being caressed by the warmth and wetness of my dress. I began to realise that I had released quite a lot of pee in to my dress now. I was sure that my bladder must be almost empty. I relaxed and let my pee flow until I was empty. The next thing I knew was the sun streaming in the window as I woke up. Immediately I was aware of how wet I was. I was expecting to be dry - I usually do pee a little when I go to be fully dressed, and it has dried by morning with any excess soaking away in to my mattress. I felt my cold damp dress clinging to me as I moved. The dampness half way up my back and down to my feet. I gingerly lifted the duvet - my dress was soaked all the way through to the front, the turquoise now much darker with the odd light patch. I felt underneath my bottom and the inevitable soaked bedding. I was pretty wet, I was not going to get much wetter, I needed to pee. I relaxed and just released my morning pee straight into my dress and let it soak through into the mattress. It was not the worlds biggest morning pee, but it felt nice to just be lying there in bed and doing it. I had peed now so there was no urgency to get up. I just lay there savouring at first the warmth, and then the wetness. After an hour I got up carefully, inspecting my dress for how much I had wet it, then I walked to the shower with pee dripping off my dress on to my feet and the carpet. I showered fully dressed, peeling off my ballgown in the process, before hanging my ballgown up to dry and going back to inspect the bed. I left the duvet off my bed so the sheet and mattress would have a chance to dry and had a quiet Saturday. When it was bedtime my bed was still a little damp, but I did not worry too much since it reminded me of how much I had enjoyed the previous evening and night. I slept well. My turquoise ballgown was never quite the same. PP Edited April 22, 2019 by Paulypeeps 2 2 12 Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Wow, unbelievably hot. I can't belive you just stayed at the bar and pissed while chatting with people Haha. You young lady are daring and naughty hahahaha 1 Link to post
Popular Post Paulypeeps 5,290 Posted April 23, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted April 23, 2019 Once I had done it a few times I realised peeing down my legs under a dress feels like the natural way to pee. Being instantly rewarded with the warmth on my legs makes it feel so right. At first I would find a quiet corner somewhere out of sight to do it, but I soon realised that when I did it in front of my friends, even when wearing incredibly short skirts, they never noticed. Now I just make sure I am doing something to direct attention elsewhere - usually chatting or checking my phone - and no one expects me to be peeing! There is no need to hurry, feet together and just a gentle trickle is all that is required to enjoy the warmth. PP 3 2 Link to post
Alfresco 11,639 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 Great experience @Paulypeeps. Ballgowns must be so good at hiding the evidence with the multiple layers and wide, long, skirts that you could pee literally anywhere without being noticed as long as you don't leave a huge puddle. Although, I know that you are the expert in peeing anywhere without being noticed anyway. I do suspect that your shoes get somewhat wet though unless you can kick them off, pee and then put them on again. I would love it if my wife was as relaxed about peeing as you are. With that long event, did nobody question the fact that you hadn't been to the toilet or were you with people that already knew your ways? 1 Link to post
Popular Post Paulypeeps 5,290 Posted April 23, 2019 Author Popular Post Share Posted April 23, 2019 @AlfrescoI just wish I went to more events that ball gowns are appropriate. I don't mix in those circles and this was just a fun event. It was lucky that I had the dress - I wouldn't have bought it! Leaving a puddle is probably my biggest worry. Carpet is much more friendly, but there are often places that a puddle can be hidden on hard floors like in a corner or near some furniture where it will run underneath. My shoes get wet. I wear open shoes with a heel so that they drain nicely. I don't like pee sloshing about in my shoes and I think it might be a give away. My friends do notice that I never visit the ladies and that I do drink a lot. They often ask if I have (insert euphemism for peeing here) and I always reply in the affirmative and smile. No one else ever notices of course, they have no reason to. PP 3 4 Link to post
speedy3471 10,655 Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 I was gonna ask if your friends ever notice how you don't visit the bathroom hahaha 1 Link to post
mickymoist 3,515 Posted April 24, 2019 Share Posted April 24, 2019 (edited) @Paulypeeps wonderful account thanks, the thought of you just mingling in the bar with pee running down your legs is lovely. Also as someone who's only recently discovered the pleasure of peeing in bed I definitely enjoyed your description of that xx Edited April 24, 2019 by mickymoist 1 Link to post
A_AShes 540 Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 (edited) On 4/23/2019 at 2:39 PM, Paulypeeps said: I just wish I went to more events that ball gowns are appropriate. I don't mix in those circles and this was just a fun event. Once you have mentioned "...that from time to time you think of new fictitious scenarios that make interesting stories..." Moreover to you amusement: "Never in my wildest dreams did I think it would be possible ..." but it was... So why not to fantasy the Wee-net-ian Ball Masquerade for you lovely Wee'I'Pee heroes all together in some unusual mansion in the Park... Say- Alexandra Park that would well accomodate them together for Salon and Ball... And then one day it might happen - nice reason for "the ball gown night..." again?!.- I believe you do desrve a Ball from this community... The fun event... Wee-netian Long decolteus, And Dame Sans... Cocktail Ballet Teasing femmes Arosal Hommes So smokey wet... Tour Rose Tour Blanche Tour Pantyhose Noir Gavot un Sans Tour Exposee... Then Lunch- Petit Romance... Tour Valse Adore, Wet Menuette, Tour Pee Cologne Tour Fleur, Tour Valse final To spin off wet... Odour Alleur L'Amour Grandeur Court de Wee- nnese Salon de Pee-colour.. The N10 And TV stars Calisto Sans Pee-Queen Tamar... Something light and funny, please for ball gowns, suits and ties, please!!! Edited May 29, 2022 by A_AShes 1 Link to post
Sexismygod 1,782 Posted May 29, 2022 Share Posted May 29, 2022 On 4/23/2019 at 2:39 PM, Paulypeeps said: @AlfrescoI just wish I went to more events that ball gowns are appropriate. I don't mix in those circles and this was just a fun event. It was lucky that I had the dress - I wouldn't have bought it! Leaving a puddle is probably my biggest worry. Carpet is much more friendly, but there are often places that a puddle can be hidden on hard floors like in a corner or near some furniture where it will run underneath. My shoes get wet. I wear open shoes with a heel so that they drain nicely. I don't like pee sloshing about in my shoes and I think it might be a give away. My friends do notice that I never visit the ladies and that I do drink a lot. They often ask if I have (insert euphemism for peeing here) and I always reply in the affirmative and smile. No one else ever notices of course, they have no reason to. PP I'm insanely jealous that you can pee in public so easily. As a guy, it's nigh on impossible. A great evening, wonderfully recounted. Thanks to sharing with us. I would so love to be your plus-1 for a lovely soiree, knowing that you're calmly and casually peeing down your legs while I look for somewhere hidden for my own sneaky breaks. 1 1 Link to post
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