Things that happened while I was away - 1

[Brutus 2,205]

Hi everyone,

Since I left back in November, I've accumulated some stories to share. As they happened, I took notes in my phone to make sure details weren't forgotten. Some are pee related, which I'll post here, and others are sightings, conversations and situations that aren't pee related that I'll post under the 'Sex and Porn' area.

This one is about a coworker's daughter that I heard pee recently.

About a month ago, she came in to have her mother sign some forms she needed for college. It was late in the day and everyone was getting off work soon. This girl is blonde, vibrant tan, early 20's and is quite a sight to see. I've met her before, but only once and it was brief. She's exactly 6 feet tall, yes 6 feet! It's amazing to see, and gives her a striking presence for sure. Her body type is big as well. Broad shoulders, wide hips, big chest and because she's on the volleyball team, her legs look like she could kill you in one kick. Not to be mistaken for manly looking, she is certainly feminine, but just a massive young woman. 

I heard others saying hello across the office and could see the tip of her head over the cubicles and figured who it was. I didn't care much to speak to her and kept working while overhearing them all chatting. A few minutes later, she came around to see some of the other ladies and stopped directly across from my office at a coworkers cubicle. I damn near had an episode when I saw her ass as she stood there in tight black leggings, sandals and a plain white t-shirt. Her ass can only be described as divine. The meatiness and plump round shape of it was almost too arousing. You could tell she either had on a thong or nothing, as the leggings were super tight like they were painted on. They were wedged deep into her ass and left little to imagination. So for about a minute or so while she was talking to the girl in the cubicle, my eyes were glued to the most fantastic female form I've probably ever seen. Maybe too much ass for some guys but I loved her shape to death. She then went further back in the department to see some other people. Soon, it was 5 o'clock and mostly everyone was gone. I stayed a few minutes to finish a spreadsheet I was working on, as I often do. So I grabbed my jacket, flipped the lights in my office and was heading out, when I heard her coming back and she asked her mother where the restroom was. Now I was real excited! A chance to hear this beast of a woman relieving herself was a pure adrenaline rush. 

I could tell she was walking pretty fast by the sound of her footsteps, so I slowed down, and pulled my phone out to look normal. She turned the corner of the cubicles and walked past me to the restrooms just around another corner. I walked behind her at a decent distance and made it into the hallway in time to hear her open the door and make her way to a stall. Now since it was a few minutes past 5, the building nearly empty, which means the hall was even quieter than usual since no ambient noise was coming from adjacent departments nearby. So I stood a few feet away against the wall across from the women's room looking at my phone and heard her close the stall door. You can imagine how fast my heart was pounding at this point. My suspicions were right on point and I got what I was hoping for. As soon as the door closed, she fucking exploded, LOUD! Like holy shit she's going to break the toilet. That's how loud it was. She must've thrown her leggings down in the blink of an eye. It was a very forceful high-pitched hiss for a few seconds and they she went full bore and her stream turned into a strong thunderous rumble. It had a powerful deep sound like when a bathtub is filling up. The sound was leaking into the hall clearly. You could tell she was hitting the deepest part of the bowl directly in the middle of the water with a thick torrent. She ranks among the strongest pissers I've heard, no question. Eventually her stream must've suddenly split or changed direction because I heard it change from the rumbling sound to what seemed like she was now hitting the side on the porcelain or shallow water in the bowl. It was still plenty loud and strong.

So this was about 10 seconds in and she was still going full strength. Then another loud gushing sound started and went another several seconds. The bulk of her piss was easily at least 20 seconds long. She finished with a few quick strong bursts that hit the water with that deep-pitch sound again. She was finally done and then I heard her flush and the stall door open and she came walking out, back into our department toward her mother again. She didn't wipe herself or use the sink. The tissue dispenser is noisy and can be heard through walls, so I know she didn't use any tissue and just pulled her leggings back up and let them soak up any drips!  I wonder if she left any splashes behind. But her output was absolutely incredible, as you would expect from a 6 foot tall young healthy woman with the physique she has. She pisses like you would expect a woman of her size to piss. Big and dominantly.

I want to go back for a moment to when she started. The fact that her hiss sound stopped even after pushing harder tells me something. From what I've heard, the hiss sound usually increases in volume as a woman's output increases, but hers stopped. What I suspect is that her labia are large and were stuck together at first, so then when she pushed harder, they split open fully out of the way and her stream was able to rush out without any obstruction that creates that sound. Regardless, I loved every damn second being able to hear her. It was a great catch! 

I'll post the next one soon.

 

Edited April 21, 2019 by Brutus

[Peefreak99 3,722]

That's hot af did she moan or sigh with relief?

[Brutus 2,205]

2 hours ago, Peefreak99 said:

That's hot af did she moan or sigh with relief?

Not that I could hear. Even though her pee was really loud it was still just echos into the hall where I was, so something like a sigh wouldn't have been audible unless she would've made a really loud one on purpose.

[spywareonya 37,961]

@Brutus

I gasped for air upon reading this

For the way I feel I would have been tempted to do something stupid

 

 

 

Just ignore me... ihihihih

[Ponme 202]

@Brutus hey bud!  That was quite the story and I wish I was there!  I love to hear loud hissing sounds. Not sure of this is related but, I have noticed that bigger women make more noise when peeing.

[Brutus 2,205]

On 4/22/2019 at 3:41 PM, peeingone said:

Women/Girls who play sports are often great pissers. They often are built well and also trained to hold their pee in for hours. Whether She plays basketball, soccer, volleyball, etc. it is a good chance She is a good pisser. The same could be said about cheer leaders. 

Yes. I would love to see a crossfit chick having a pee, or any female athlete. Just imagine maybe a UFC woman trying to cut weight on weigh in day, knowing that she can lose a pound or two by taking a good piss.

 

@Ponme You are absolutely correct. Big women, provided they aren't heavily obese, are usually very impressive pissers. It's part of why I have a weak spot for taller women. Big girls have big things!

Edited April 23, 2019 by Brutus

[Navdoc73 2,181]

I would have waited around till the place was empty and go in to see if she did drip!

Edited April 26, 2019 by Navdoc73

[Starks2010 2,197]

I bet she could really chip concrete if she were to piss on the ground. A lot of splatter and long trails of piss running from the puddle she’d leave. Young, strong piss too!  Kind of nasty not washing her hands. She had to touch the stall latch and restroom door. 

[Brutus 2,205]

7 hours ago, Starks2010 said:

I bet she could really chip concrete if she were to piss on the ground. A lot of splatter and long trails of piss running from the puddle she’d leave. Young, strong piss too!  Kind of nasty not washing her hands. She had to touch the stall latch and restroom door. 

Yes that's what I always think about women that don't wash their hands. They seem to think that not touching their privates is all that is needed for the excuse not to wash, but they don't seem to understand that filthy hands covered in pee, shit and pussy residue from countless women that did touch themselves is all over the stall door and main door to the restroom.

[Brutus 2,205]

On 4/26/2019 at 3:55 PM, Navdoc73 said:

I would have waited around till the place was empty and go in to see if she did drip!

Not possible in this case. Cameras in the hall would've seen me walk in.

[spywareonya 37,961]

1 hour ago, Brutus said:

Not possible in this case. Cameras in the hall would've seen me walk in.

Excuse me sir, did you just ehm check piss-dripping in the ladies?

Edited May 1, 2019 by spywareonya

[Brutus 2,205]

2 hours ago, spywareonya said:

Excuse me sir, did you just ehm check piss-dripping in the ladies?

I'm not sure I understand your question. I didn't go in, but it seems you think that I did?

I may have mistakenly implied that I've done so in the past, by saying "not possible in this case" 

Aside from having to clean them at my old job, I've never been in a women's restroom. No way I'd do that in this day and age where even saying hi to the wrong woman is damn near sexual assault.

Goodness, no way. I'm a fetishist, not a moron!

[spywareonya 37,961]

10 hours ago, Brutus said:

I'm not sure I understand your question. I didn't go in, but it seems you think that I did?

I may have mistakenly implied that I've done so in the past, by saying "not possible in this case" 

Aside from having to clean them at my old job, I've never been in a women's restroom. No way I'd do that in this day and age where even saying hi to the wrong woman is damn near sexual assault.

Goodness, no way. I'm a fetishist, not a moron!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I was just making a joke imagining what would have security told you upon catching you on camera!!!

Here:

14 hours ago, Brutus said:

Cameras in the hall would've seen me walk in

 

[Brutus 2,205]

44 minutes ago, spywareonya said:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

I was just making a joke imagining what would have security told you upon catching you on camera!!!

Here:

 

Ohhhh okay! Quotation marks would've saved me all that confusion lol.

[Starks2010 2,197]

On 4/26/2019 at 3:55 PM, Navdoc73 said:

I would have waited around till the place was empty and go in to see if she did drip!

If she was pissing with that much force, you know she sprinkled the seat. 😋

[spywareonya 37,961]

10 minutes ago, Brutus said:

Ohhhh okay! Quotation marks would've saved me all that confusion lol.

LOOOOOL sorry

I am dispLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLeased by the misunderstanding HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[Navdoc73 2,181]

So sort of off topic but very close. I went to Walmart for new tires yesterday. I was headed back to the restroom and I was sort of following a very beautiful blonde woman. (Not stalking, she was headed the sane way.) The cleaning lady had the door to the ladies room propped open. The blonde did not kick the door closed when she went in. So I figured my pee could wait a minute and I needed to get a drink at the water fountain between the restroom doors. I was able to listen to most of her visit to the ladies room. Heard the stall door slam. The rustle of her clothing. Her nice tinkling stream. Once her final stream appeared to be finished I took off. Very hot.

@Brutus I almost hung around at the book section of the Walmart. You have to walk through there to get to the restrooms. I realized that there were camers there as well. So I didn't want to risk anything. I know 99% of the cops in the town. I may not get in to legal trouble but they would have busted my balls for months over it.