Sophie

Yeah I know what you mean about pencil skirts. I wear one for work and it's a pain hitching it up over my hips, but I find it really uncomfortable pulling it down. I just can't win.

Great post :) I can see how that can be quite a problem for you. Stuck zips are even a problem for me. I guess you know how us ladies feel with having to sit and wee.

For me it would have to be my wedding dress. Even with my bridesmaids holding it up for me it was still a hassle. I couldn't see my lower half either so it was a little tricky pulling down my underwear and back up again, and making sure I was sat far enough back on the toilet.

You mean the one three posts above yours?

I like the idea but I'm worried the winner will just be the person who shows more flesh. For example I might post a photo of myself like above, while another member could post a very similar photo but nude. I'm sure they would get the most votes.

Some people take selfies 24/7, I guess the toilet doesn't stop them. I think I've only ever taken a handful of selfies on the toilet, and one of them was as a joke to show my disgust of having no toilet paper.

What are you talking about? I never mentioned double standards. I'm simply saying different people like different things, "What is it with this cable tie or clothes line crap?Just have sex!" is just plain rude.

Different strokes for different folks. Newsflash, people have different sexual interests.

I don't have the 'extra drips' problem but when I sit on a cold toilet seat I find it much more difficult to start my stream. Once I'm going I'm usually okay, it's just initially starting it.

"Suzie Spraytan" made me laugh. I'm the same when it comes to porn, I prefer the more romantic and passionate side of things rather than a guy just having his way with a girl. I was thinking about it last night actually, it's funny how much difference something as simple as a kiss can make. A girl was on top kissing him and clearly enjoying it more than just a fuck.

I've done something very similar at Leeds festival before, the toilets weren't out of order but there was a line and they weren't very clean so a handful of us found somewhere quietish and squatted together. We didn't know each other but still had a laugh.

Probably not I'm afraid. At least not this one. If I make some more I might share them but I'm not making any promises. Sorry.

It's not often I pee in the bath, it's not often I have a bath at all actually, I tend to prefer showers. I usually sit on the toilet while the bath is running because it takes longer than a shower and I can't wait any longer. But in the occasions where I'm enjoying a hot relaxing bath with loads of bubbles there is no way I'm getting out just for a wee! I'll just close my eyes and let it flow into the water. Saves a wet toilet seat too.

One interest of mine, a fantasy I guess, was to be recorded on camera while peeing. Not just any old video though, like me sat on the toilet or some quick roadside relief. I wanted it to be special. I decided to make a video of myself peeing on my kitchen floor, just like the girls in videos online. There was one problem, I am terribly pee shy when on camera! This story continues from four failed attempts where I just became really frustrated, and one time where I started peeing as soon as the camera was put away. I managed the peeing on the kitchen floor part, and the camera part, I just need

What's with the sudden increase of these?

Why would urine kill fish?

Like this?

Is this another way of saying "Will a girl pee on cam for me please?" ?

50 Shades has often been described as a manual of how NOT to enjoy BDSM :p It's terrible.

Not sure if you managed to do it on your usual browser or switched to another like Paulypeeps suggested, but I just needed to click the button. edit- Just answered the poll for you. :)

I call them knickers because I'm British. If I was from America I would call them panties.

Great story Autumn, it's a real shame that he had gotten jealous and things had to end early!

I never really see much toilet graffiti, it's usually just the same things like a phone number or "Lucy woz ere" but there is one thing that will always stick in my mind... a shopping list. I was sat having a wee and just happened to notice "tomatoes" written on the door. Then underneath that was things like "bacon, face cream, muffins, wine, olive oil" all in the same handwriting and same colour pen!

I usually wet myself when cycling. I ride my bike quite often (not at the moment though because it's too cold and I hate the ice) and I wear a tri suit which is a nightmare to get out of at the best of times. I drink plenty of water and eventually I need to go. So, providing nobody is around, I'll just relax and wee through my suit. It's designed to get wet and is quick drying, and it's so convenient! I just shift my weight back a little, stop pedaling and let go. If I haven't wet while cycling I will when I get home. The suit isn't easy to get off when sweaty and needing the loo so I just s

I wouldn't be surprised at all if it's real. I mean girls like to stick all sorts of weird and wonderful things inside them. Curling irons are a common one, I don't see the appeal personally, especially with the bit that opens but each to their own. but it seems a couple of people have caught onto the idea! and then you have people who like to put pens in there. I guess it could make a handy pencil case?!