CrissyP

Exciting News: I am ecstatic to announce that on Tuesday Night (March 8th, 2016) at 6:58 PM, Abby gave birth to our first child: A baby girl named Londen Marina Latemore !!!

Congrats!!!! :thumbsup::woot:

In the hospital where I work, the emergency room sees an occasional (sometimes more than occasionally) severely intoxicated patient. The biggest danger is from dehydration and loss of minerals. These patients are treated by using what's called a "Banana Bag". It's administered as an IV to correct the dehydration and restore the chemical imbalance. The dehydration and chemical imbalance is what causes a hangover. We make up these Banana Bags in the pharmacy:

1 Liter of normal saline (sodium chloride 0.9%) with:

Thiamine 100 mg

Folic acid 1 mg

MVI 1 amp (I ampule Multivitamin for infusion)

Magnesium sulfate 3 g

The Thiamine gives the solution it's yellow color, hence the name "Banana Bag".

I believe it depends on each person as none are simular. In general, i would go ever 3 hours maybe because i do drink a lot of water during the day. When i end up drinking wine and a lot of it, i could be peeing every 45 minutes or so. If my memory is good, at the time, i was told that when you consume alcohol, it produces more urine, which i can't remember the medical term. Which also means that the person will go more often.

Alcohol is a diuretic. What this means is, when you drink alcohol, you produce more urine. This happens because alcohol suppresses release of arginine vasopressin or anti-diuretic hormone (ADH), the hormone that allows your kidneys to return water to your bloodstream. The effect is additive, so drinking more alcohol increases the level of dehydration. Another part of the reason you visit the bathroom more often is because alcohol also stimulates the bladder, so you'll feel the urge to pee sooner than you would ordinarily.

I love Woodford Reserve on the rocks.

This guy has good taste! :thumbsup:

Lay your hubby on his stomach, on the floor naked and tell him you're going to give him a back massage.

You, naked, straddle his back with your crotch sitting over his butt.

Start rubbing his back and at the same time grind yourself against his butt.

After a few minutes, start peeing against his butt. Make the pee run into his ass crack and down onto his balls.

This should drive him crazy. I've tried it, and it works for me.

Bourbon..... a double with one ice cube.

Favorites in descending order:

Booker's

Knob Creek

Four Roses Single Barrel

Maker's Mark

Woodford Reserve

When I was a little girl, 8 or 9 years old maybe a little younger, I'd be playing in the woods near our house and I remember the boys would just "whip it out" and pee right in front of us girls. If the girls needed to pee, we just squatted, pulled our pants down and peed. It wasn't a big thing and nothing sexual about it. I would watch the boys and they would watch me. I thought to myself how neat it would be to have "one of those things" so I could aim the stream where I wanted. I always had to be careful to not pee on my shoes or on my jeans.

Alcohol doesn't seem to bother me. But I drink mostly bourbon straight with a little ice and I don't drink beer, so liquid intake may play a part in that. My biggest problem seems to be caffeinated beverages. Caffeine is a known bladder irritant. I drink a lot of coffee at work (I work nights) and it will really work on me. I'll drink as many as four or five good size cups in an eight hour shift.

Too much coffee and cold weather will really make my back teeth float.

I was, in fact. :wink:

It was only later (when my testicles descended, or such) when learned to listen to my little head. :biggrin:

Another game we used to play was, "Show me your's and I'll show you mine".

Back when I was there, I didn't think they had vaginas in grade school. We had to wait for middle school.

You must've never played doctor when you were a kid. Either that or you were more interested in doing brain transplants.

Way back in middle school a friend of mine thought you peed in a girl's butt to get her pregnant.

I've heard that too...... along with peeing in a girls vagina. I remember back when I was in grade school, a boy saying something like, "Man, I'm never gonna pee in there!"

I guess the way some girls may squat and urethra location/angle I believe varies slightly, it can in fact look as if she's peeing from her butt from a side on view. At the young age I discovered this, I imagined girls would have a penis, but it's probably an easy mistaken assumption when boys become aware of girls sitting down to pee and relating sitting down with defecation perhaps? As a penis owner often regarded a more conveniently functional urinary system, with the opportunity to be a girl for a day, peeing as a girl does would most definitely top my must do list to experience first hand what it feels like!

I, on the other hand would love to experience what it would be like to have a penis for 24 hours.

I couldn't even begin to imagine how bad it was.

No toilet paper, everyone using a communal stick and walking around with those dirty butts until they got their birthday bath.

Did anyone ever wonder where the phrase; "I got the shitty end of the stick came from"?

Back when I was in college, there was an old theater going to be torn down. Someone made arrangements with the owner for a group of us to attend the last show. This theater had a beautiful old pipe organ which was going to be dismantled. After the last movie, we all stayed and a friend of ours gave an impromptu concert on the organ. Being of college age, we were all drinking and carrying on. That was the only time I ever peed on a movie theater seat, that's not my usual thing. I was wearing a summer dress and no panties. I just lifted the dress off my butt and let go. I figured they were probably going to scrap the seats anyway as they were kind of beat up, so who cares.

I'm surprised only one. :biggrin:

I don't suppose you brought home any souvenirs, like old urinals or bedpans?

The place was pretty much stripped of anything like that before we got there.

Last summer I visited an old hospital before they tore it down. It was very much in disrepair and we had to be very careful of the floors not collapsing. I did manage to pee in one of the rooms.

I'd do that! I love checking out old buildings and places.

When I was very young, a group of us were playing hide and seek and I was hiding behind some bushes with one of the girls. She announced that she had to pee and at the time I expected everyone had a penis for peeing. She lifted up her dress pulling her panties down and squatted and I recall telling her she couldn't poop here? She said "no I am just doing wee". I was thinking why isn't she standing up and squatting side on to me, I saw her pee stream begin to flow looking as if she was peeing from her butt? I was totally fascinated and asked her how she pee's from her butt? She said, "girls don't have a dicky like a boy and we pee from underneath, but not the butt". She finished and stood up showing me her vulva and said "see how girls are different!" I thought the female anatomy looked wonderful and wanted to watch a girl pee as much as possible as it was exciting/fascinating to see. In maturity, girls peeing became sexual and arousing to think about and see.

Several years ago I met a nice looking but very shy and introverted young man. I learned that even though he was around 30 years old he was still a virgin. I was amazed to learn that he thought girls peed from their butt. I HAD to take the opportunity to show him otherwise. He had seen pictures of a girls private parts, but never live and in person. It was an experience I'm sure he'll never forget. Shortly after that, he moved out of his parents house and became almost normal. But not normal enough to continue a relationship.

Now that MissPiss has everyone's curiosity up....... At least a few of us.

I imagine it had to feel pretty good for him too. :biggrin:

He LOVED it!

I recently had sex with my BF, who is into pee. I had to go pretty bad all during the lovemaking session, but held on to it. I felt the urge more and more as I was climbing to my orgasm. When it finally hit, I couldn't hold it any longer and I just let go. Words can't describe the feeling or sensation of peeing uncontrollably with a cock inside you during an earth shaking orgasm.

I think MissPiss does have a point. I know I need to pee more often when it's cold. A mild case of "Cold Diursesis" is possible when exposed to cold temperatures and worsens when the temperatures are cold enough to cause hypothermia. The blood is redirected from the extremities to the kidneys, which fills the bladder faster causing the need to pee. Warm caffeinated drinks will also irritate the bladder, more so than cold drinks like iced tea or cola.

If I could get past the creepy face.... I could see myself impaling my vagina on the cock and trying to pee at the same time. Indeed, it does give me naughty thoughts.

Like this....? :woot:

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That requires skill and a concentrated stream.

I remember the time a BF showed me how he could pee into a soda bottle. Of course I couldn't be outdone; I had to show him that I could do it too. The results though not disastrous were quite messy. I was young and have since learned.