CrissyP

I saw a professionally produced production of the play a few years ago. It was interesting although I agree it was a bit strange.

Speak for yourself lolol Unfortunately, I wish I was able to stop mid stream, it's not like I didn't try, this is why I kept peeing while I was in the woods.

In this situation, I was giving a golden shower to him not like a random pee stop. Besides my hubby was telling me, that maybe her eye sight was bad and just saw me squatting over his face which she might have thought I was getting oral sex. Even if I was getting some, it's still no one's business, I just felt embarrassed and didn't want to be recognized after all that.

Agreed, that from a distance she may not have seen that you were peeing... probably thought you were getting oral.

As one female member to another: Welcome and don't be shy around friends.... we're all friends!

I've gotten caught a few times in different circumstances. If someone looks at me, I'll usually say something like "I'm sorry", or "I couldn't wait any longer". Most times nobody says anything and they look away. The key is to not look blatant and look like a perv. I've caught guys and they usually just turn away so I can't see anything and they just continue to pee. I caught a guy one time quite by accident; he jumped back and tried to put his cock away. He ended up peeing all over himself because he was still peeing when he tried to stuff his cock back in his pants. I felt sorry for him.

Never had anyone converse with me when I've been caught. Don't know what I'd say .. have to work on that

You do need to work on that because you never know when it may happen. You don't want to blow an opportunity but also don't want to get busted for being a perv.

You need to walk a thin line.

I understand you and it does happen to everyone, i believe this is why i started locating some free washrooms in the area just incase.

Oh, there was nothing sexual in my so call busted expidition. I was simply helping my hubby with his hydration since we had no water.

I am very sure that lady would not believe a word of my explination Lololol

Some people get offended about things that don't concern them. She should've minded her own business.

Hahaha seriously, i felt naughty by getting caught and laughed because i am not going to stop mid stream, actually, for me its a little harder. My hubby was more embarrassed than me to be honest. It did got me thinking that i am new in the neighbor hood and i don't want to have a bad rep so i fled the scene before she can get a good look at me, then i looked at my hubby who is wearing a highlighted yellow sport shirt. Well thats going to attract attention. I was in yoga shorts with a blue t shirt.. I was okay right?? Lolol

I try to limit my activities a little further from home for fear of being caught by someone who knows me. But sometimes you just can't help it when an opportunity presents itself.

About a year ago I parked my car in the upper parking lot at my apartment building. When I got out of the car I realized I was never going to make it across the parking lot, through the lobby and five floors up on the elevator. Not to mention the walk down the hall and into my apartment. I was parked against the hillside where no one from the building would be able to see me. I squatted beside the car and started to pee for what seemed forever. Wouldn't you know it, about half way through, someone from my building came driving past and saw me. I knew who it was and he knew it was me. I finished and headed down to the building as fast as I could. The next day I saw this neighbor who is a senior citizen and a really nice guy when I went to get the mail in the lobby. I initiated the conversation and told him that I wanted to apologize for the incident in the parking lot. His reply was that I shouldn't worry about it because it happens to everyone and that sometimes you need to do what you need to do.

Granted I wasn't doing anything sexual, but I was concerned that someone I knew caught me.

Since it's a long weekend, many employes are not in and some are on vacation. This actually just happened like 30 minutes ago, our new replacement receptionist I met last week waves me a sign to go over which I do and she asked if i could stay here because she has to go really badly. Desperate, you better believe it because she took a breath before standing up and basically fast walk her way and i happen to noticed her dress had a small pee spot. I did feel bad for her, fortunate for her she is finishing her shift in 1 hour. However, i did tell her that she can disactivate the doors and remove the keys for 5 minutes and use the facilities. I believe someone forgot a few details while training her lol.

How about i call my dramatic story, busted. Yep, that's what happened. Saturday morning, i went out with hubby for a jog on the bike path located not too far from our home. I had promised a golden shower day to him since he was nice enough to buy some wine for me :) :) On our jog way back, i told him that i needed to go and asked if he wanted to be on the receiving end or wait for later? He told me, all day long. So i went in deeper in the woods, well believe it or not, there is a stupid walking trail in deeper in the forest. I started my session and talk about bad timing for almost 1 minute in my entire day, a woman in her 60's I believe, walking her dog pops out, i am not good with measurements but i would say about 60 feet and spotted us and yield out, bunch of discusting pigs in french. Which i just kept pissing and laughed, however, hubby was thrown off and just got up and waited while i finished. And i just went back on the bike path before she can recognize us and jog back home hahahahahahahaha. And i also told my man that i won't be jogging here for a while and no more golden showers here.

Coming back to the wine and after supper, i was sipping on my glass after finishing almost the bottle minus 1 glass as we are watching the last episode of a tv show which i told him that I wasn't missing this episode so to go and get some towels because i wasn't moving away from the tv. When the urge started, i asked him to lay down and as i put it, do your job! Hahahaha. I pull down my pj's shorts and just sat on his mouth really. I never paid attention to what was going down there since the dialog was intense. When i got back up and noticed how messy his face was and the the towel was very wet. I told him: what a waste. That i am sure there are people out there that would be desperate to not waste it as i shook my head with a smile and went back to my show.

I am really impressed at how far you've come since you first joined.

You gotta try it... It's one of the greatest feelings in the world!

I recently spotted a motorcycle pulled off to the side of an interstate highway. Traffic was backed up and moving very slowly because of a tie up at the toll plaza up ahead. A guy was standing beside the motorcycle with his back to the traffic peeing and next to him was a girl in full squat also peeing. The motorcycle didn't provide much cover for the obviously desperate couple and everyone got a good look as traffic creeped past. They didn't seem too concerned about the situation.

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!! Indeed!!!!! That is so HOT!!!!! I'm sitting on a wet spot after reading that!

I'm really interested in this. Dictionaries define a slut as a promiscuous woman; a woman who likes to have lots of sex with lots of men. This is a bad thing? Most men dream of having lots of sex with lots of women - those who manage to do it are called studs. Yet "slut" is used as an insult. In my experience, mostly by women about other women. The few men I hear using it are religious cranks and over-zealous moralists. I'm kind of surprised that so many of our female members aren't insulted by its use - I sure would be! Their choice of course.

I find myself wondering why "cunt" - a word for the most wonderful part of a woman's body - is so objectionable but "slut" - a woman that likes to use that part - gets bandied about so casually. :unsure:

Interesting!

Grin and bear it. Hopping around and grabbing the crotch doesn't do any good. I start looking for a place to go and hopefully I'll find someplace, soon!

An empty trash can in front of the chair when I'm working on the computer works for me. Make sure you have that towel on the seat and being naked helps.

The idea of being watched is a HUGE turn on for me, as long as the person watching is turned on by it too. I always sneak off the trail when hiking to find a spot to pee. I'm so nervous about being caught, but secretly desiring it too.

Likewise, although I'm not usually worried about being caught especially if it's someplace where there are no facilities. If someone does see me and doesn't like it, they can look the other way. Sometimes you just need to do what you need to do.

Can someone teach me piano??? Crissy? Sophie?

I'd be happy to!

how about a fiddle? :) lol

I'm not good with strings!

There you go, 30 minutes exactly, lol

That was longer than I thought!

Flute, piano and organ. I already hear the wise comments!

I believe it has to do with how the pee hole / urethra opening is shaped . That of how the inner lips as well as the outer lips of the Female Labia is formed . Which can differ some . Between girls . In how they pee on the toilet / have been brought up to pee on the toilet .

I do Hope that a Female member on here. Will respond . In reply to your question. As to affirm my look at it .

I usually sit with my legs together on the toilet. This directs my stream downward. If I open my legs I have to lean quite a bit forward otherwise my stream will overshoot and get all over the seat and floor. I hate it when my pee goes between the seat and the rim of the toilet. I have a rather powerful stream.

Like Kellygirl59, I rarely get it dribbling on my butt.

Welcome from another member of the healthcare community.

I LOVE your avatar!

Hot story..... loved it!

I was out running one day and got caught in a downpour. By the time I got back to my car I was soaked. My nipples were poking out and my shorts were caught up in my crotch showing a heck of a cameltoe. It didn't matter so I peed in my shorts with all these people around. It felt so good and got me so excited.

Don't let the title scare you off.......

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I can't understand why bidets never caught on in the US. That would be so much more practical than a female urinal in a residence or hotel. It uses a lot less water than a toilet and can easily be used for female urination.

I WILL find a place to go! It might be behind a bush, a tree or maybe a car. I will find a spot. It's like what do guys do?

I prefer to squat but depending on the circumstances and what I'm wearing, I may chose to stand.