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I have two porches with moderate privacy, but all the houses are packed together. I really want to piss outside sometimes but I don’t want anyone to hear me. If I sit with my pussy against the boards it will make noise as it runs below. If I sit in the grass randomly at night and try to quietly piss, I’ll look weird to any neighbors who see. I don’t have much outdoor pissing experience anyway, so I’m wondering if anyone might have any ideas to suggest. It almost makes me want to start smoking again for the excuse to be randomly out.

This is exactly what I was thinking about the moment you mentioned the broken chairs. I also like the idea of rubbing my pussy against the absorbent thing as I’m doing it. Just the other day I was googling to try to find videos of women or men humping soft furnishings while pissing, but didn’t have luck.

That’s awesome; I’m glad I’m not alone in that particular pervy thought process lol. It sounds like the same thing just slightly different due to experiential conditioning. I think I subconsciously associate being outside drinking from a water bottle with hiking and associate hiking with trails that don’t have restrooms. I can absolutely imagine having the same thoughts about people with large beers if I spent more time drinking with people.

Fuck yeah, she was into it. It didn’t even need to be “almost asked.” Even if it was just for the night or out of curiosity, she was into it. That’s a lady to invite out for drinks if you’re still in contact (and both unattached).

This is fucking hilarious to me because I swear to god if I’m not super careful it is a surprise to me too. “Oh, we’re heading left now…wait maybe not.” “Woah, that overshot and hit something unexpected; I’d better ease up. Great. Now it’s in my shoe?!” “Seriously, is half of this just going to dribble down my ass cheeks this time? I should have brought more tissue…”

I live in a fairly low-population place so there are always bushes, trees, large rocks, etc. Of course I can’t plug my ears, but I try to distract myself.

Lol! Well in the spectrum of creep it’s probably pretty low if they’re doing it around you anyway.

Though I probably imagine it in better detail 😁

I would, but I’d feel like a creep since they wouldn’t know what I was thinking. I make myself scarce when a person I’m with (man or woman) starts to unzip.

Any time I am outside with a sexy person and they take a drink from a water bottle I’m instantly distracted. All I can think about is that they will need to piss it back out. Maybe they’re already starting to think about what they can duck behind the moment we part ways. Anyone else?

Same here but also if they do it for sexual purposes or just out of convenience. And, of course, what type of pissing they would do with me.

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I would say you should figure out if you’re looking for a casual partner or a relationship. If you’re looking for a relationship, then this might just take a bit of bravery. When you start dating someone and get to the flirty early sexual phases, you could bring up the different things you like starting with milder activities or attributes like (I really like your tits/pecs), then ask them what they like. After a bit of conversation like this, segue into if they have any secret fetishes (in a flirty way), and they inevitably will respond with the same question. Say, “well, there’s one. It