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Florida most of the year. Midwest the rest. 

I'm on the road a lot as well.

21 hours ago, nygirl said:

On a small boat with a guy I was with at the time, I once turned away and pulled my shorts aside and pissed into a cup while sitting across from him. He couldn't see my pussy, but could definitely hear everything. When I was done, I emptied it into the water.

I have done the same in the car: pull my shorts aside and piss into a cup and dump it out the window.

 

I spend a lot of time on small boats. Many times I've been out there with women for most of a day. It can certainly make for interesting times when nature pays a call. 

On several occasions, they had to pee in a bucket. While I never got to see anything, I couldn't help but hear the noise, which never failed to make my shorts tighter. When they were finished, I'm pretty sure they noticed my condition, especially the ones who asked me to dump the bucket over the side.

Sure hope the puddle behind the couch was cleaned up before the teacher visited the following week. I not, I don't think either you or Jack would be receiving any stickers.

When I first saw this post, I thought you were posing the question to women. Since you apparently are not... well, never mind! 🙄 

Still I can't shake the image out of my head. 😝  In fact, I recall a few break times when one of my hiking partners would venture no more than ten feet off the trail, bend over and drop trou. Butt cheeks were pointed towards the sky and a stream of golden rain was making a puddle in the ground far behind her, much as I tried to not look. 😉

When she was finished, more than once I commented. "that may have been Uranus but I think you were aiming for the stars!" 😝

8 minutes ago, pee2poop said:

The course was enormous and there was plenty of long holes to play. There was a couple of outhouses but usually they were far and few between. 

Unless you were very admit and not concentrateing on the game, most people only took bathroom breaks when they were at the clubhouse but desperate times when drinking lots of water calls for desperate measures.

I love when desperate times call for desperate measures! 😝

33 minutes ago, vanessa9 said:

My favorite was the "naked" version, probably because I am a bit of an exhibitionist...

Let me know your festival schedule. 😁

Guess I really hadn't thought that much about what one must do in space when nature comes calling. It's not quite as easy as on a road trip, when you can just pull over to the side.

I saw the Space Station fly overhead a few evenings. After reading this story, I'm sure I'll never think about it the same way again.

Can't wait to hear how you're going to solve this problem. Or, rather, both problems.

Please. 😁

Nice to know yours at least wasn't wasted in a toilet. Sinks are hot!

2 minutes ago, Sephora said:

The question I have is will I remember anyone from here LOLOL

The question I have is, how can anyone who's been on here a while ever forget? 😁

4 hours ago, Kupar said:

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/24443330/oobah-butler-amazon-workers-urine-channel-4/

 

It's been said "revenge is sweet." In this case, it's more like bitter lemon. 🤣

While your story may be a work of fiction, it doesn't stray far from a few of my true experiences.

I've led several dozen mixed-gender dayhikes. My charges were all adults, post-college age to active seniors, and usually there were more women than men. 

Now, I considered a very good leader. Before we set off, I gave them a description of the trail ahead, along with basic safety instruction. I also stressed to them the importance of good hydration, but also told them we'd be taking rest stops at least every couple hours.

Usually, that was frequent enough for most hikers. And, then there were some who seemed to be able to hold all day. But, occasionally there were a few who took my warning of dehydration maybe a bit too seriously. In particular I recall one late-twenties woman who seemed to be popping a squat every thirty minutes and towards the end of the day never even bothered stepping off the trail.

I think if women don't want to be heard in the bathroom, they should pee somewhere else! 🤣

Excellent for a first attempt! Or, a second, third... well, you get the idea.

I'll admit to having a strong attraction to females of the athletic kind, so I guess my tastes are much like yours. But, any chance can I break up you and Genevieve from time to time unless you think three makes better company?

Isn't it amazing how you feel you only have to pee a little yet still manage to overflow the cup?

7 minutes ago, epdreamgirl said:

I just did! I stood up and pulled my diaper down about 4-5 inches and rested the cup on there. I fully let go expected some leakage but I perfectly filled the cup, hands-free! I almost overflowed it. The sound was lovely. I can’t wait to finally let go in the diaper.

I'll bet someone feels a lot better.

5 minutes ago, epdreamgirl said:

Curious what you all like peeing in when youre not using the toilet or yourself!

I usually prefer wetting, diapers, or the floor but sometimes like adventuring into other things. I really like being on all 4s and aiming into a long flat tupperwear (I’m a girl so small bottles are not as easy for me)

I’m curious on what you all like to use?? I want some new, “rare” ideas! I want to try a cardboard box soon

I'm one who seldom uses the toilet myself, so I always like have a few "go to" options.

I tend to be outdoors a lot, so that's typically my most frequent place. I know, maybe not one of the "rare" choices, but I sometime can be adventurous, peeing off a bridge, a cliff or along a traveled road.

Indoors I have a few cups and containers, usually conveniently placed just out of sight. Since I'm at the desk in my home office for many hours at a time, I keep a good-sized bucket underneath. Sometimes it's at least half full at the end of a long day.

Not sure I'd recommend the cardboard box thing unless you're into making a mess, as it falls apart very quickly. But, maybe one of those waxed cartons with the top cut off might do. And, since you're a girl, you might like to make a paper funnel to help with your aim, though you might have to hurry using it before you soak your hands and probably the rest of you.

I could probably think of more things, but all this is getting me a bit too full. Let's see where I've left that bucket. Of course, if you have a better idea.

Loved those Bond references, Pissy Galore, licensed to thrill.... 

That brought to my mind another absolute classic story I read on here. Something about hanging out with certain 60's British rock group and watering stones.  @Eliminature You may not be here, but you're definitely not forgotten.

Now, you've certainly, er, wet my interest to hear more about the adventures of Lisa and Mike.

Joan seems to be my kind of girl. I'm sure any time spent with her will bring the Tom out in me.

24 minutes ago, Pissiepie said:

My native language is Swedish, but I speak English fluently. I know the basics of Italian and understand and can talk with people from Norway and Denmark. And just some basic words in Finnish. Trying to learn more Finnish but, I’m just too lazy to learn. Then I can some words in Lithuanian, Arabic and so on. And of course, swearwords in polish 😂

I wish I knew more Swedish than just a few words, like skol and kiss. 😁 My far mor and far far came from there when they were young, but were taught to speak only English once they came to America. If only I'd had the sense to ask them to teach me what they remembered. 🙁

On 9/25/2023 at 2:38 PM, Maclir said:

I can speak Australian English, American English, and UkK English. 

I'm fluent in at least six languages, American English, UK English, Australian English, New Zealand English, Canadian English and, what I probably speak best, Southern. 😝

2 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I get so jaded hearing about this because I have pictures of myself as an infant and my family in front of that thing. 90 miles to Cuba! To think 28 years later I'd be watching videos of people peeing behind it lol. 

I'm hoping it won't take you another 28 years  before you're on camera.

23 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

I hope you took them up on their offer.

I certainly did! Despite frequenting the hiking trails, it's not every day I get to cross streams. 😁