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9 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

This time, I did it the normal way - well, normal for me, I guess. I found a diacreet corner, lifted my dress and released an arc of frothy pee against the wall whilst standing. It pooled and snaked onto the concrete below. When my bladder was empty, I had a little shake, dropped my skirt back into position and we walked on.

Girls who can release a frothy arc always have a special place in my heart! ( Or at least somewhere in my anatomy. 😁 ) 

As for that little shake at the end, it might have put me over the edge.

If you need another reason why you shouldn't pee in the toilet, you must read this:

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/06/17/climate/peecycling-farming-urine-fertilizer.html

1 hour ago, DoctorDoctor said:

Thanks for sharing!  It is nice that you had such scientific measuring devices to use for your "experiment".

Even inexpensive plastic measuring jugs are fairly accurate.  I believe that most people who haven't ever measured how much pee they can hold, would be enlightened to do so, just as you did.  Hope more people who haven't tried before post here.

 

And if you chose a measure that was smaller than your capacity, you could literally say you couldn't contain yourself! 🤣

41 minutes ago, Goatcheese007 said:

My wife

 

I'm curious whether she peed only out of necessity or did she get as much enjoyment from it as you?

On 6/12/2022 at 4:46 PM, puddyls said:

relaxing on the porch with a very comforting cup of tea. even if it is slightly embarrassing that my pad's visible, there's no reason to be ashamed of my womanhood. it is what is. 😇 

but, after a few days of only using toilets, having a period does kinda become tedious. 🤣

Lovely views once again. 😝 But, you've got to stop using those toilets!

On 6/8/2022 at 1:21 PM, Eliminature said:

I don't have a penis, by the way! 

Just in case anyone thought I did! 😉

For that I'm truly grateful! 😝

As a male, there's a reason I always pee BEFORE I sit on a toilet! 😆

I don't know how common it is, but a girlfriend told me that when she was hospitalized she overshot the bedpan. 

1 hour ago, puddyls said:

You always know how to brighten my day. 😆

9 minutes ago, Likelettingitgo said:

Desperation and accidents, love it 🙂

Hope there will be a few more in your near future. 😁

I'm an outdoorsy sort of person, so my choice would be c).

Others might readily guess why I briefly disappeared into the bushes, but to me it seems the most acceptable option and the one causing the least offense.

There's another option you left out that many would prefer. You could always wet yourself. 

22 minutes ago, M.Vixen said:

A very practical ánd hot solution to your problem; the bucket 😚 I don’t care all that much about quantity though, but I’d sure like to see you make one or more video’s of it.. 

Assuming that you are having on videocalls though; do you mute both your camera and audio shortly while you’re pissing? I imagine a bucket making quite some noise, with a peestream going into it…?  

I haven't yet "graduated" to videocalls. In fact, I've got black tape covering the camera on my laptop, just in case I forget to mute. Not that a stream like doesn't make some noise.... 🤣

I totally enjoyed seeing your "towel moments". 😆

Like you, I've been know to hydrate crazily throughout the day. I've often been on a phone call that runs too long and I've gotten desperate for a pee. Usually there an empty cup close by that I called upon. I don't think anybody has ever suspected.

If I know I'm going to be on calls all day, I'll sometimes put a bucket under my desk and pee whenever I feel the need. By the end of the workday, I'm often surprised how much is in it.

6 minutes ago, M.Vixen said:

I suppose it’s the same when you fold a towel around your penis, but maybe someone should check, just to be sure 😇

If you'd like, I can find out for you. I always like doing research. 

54 minutes ago, Sophie said:

I went for a bike ride yesterday and like always I took a bottle of water with me. What goes in must come out and after a while I was feeling rather desperate for a wee! I was okay while on the saddle and pedalling but if I had to stop for traffic lights or something I felt like I was going to wet myself. It reached the point where I was actually jiggling a little while waiting. I could have found some toilets and used them but my bike is rather nice and I wasn't carrying my lock with me, I didn't want to leave it outside.

I took a detour through the park and towards the trees, nature was going to be my toilet. There was nobody around so I leaned my bike against a tree and disappeared into the foliage. I pulled down my cycling shorts to my knees as I squatted with my bum resting against my heels and after a couple of seconds I started a thin trickle which quickly developed into a full stream, a quiet splashing of pee hitting dirt. I had a dribble running off my backside and no amount of adjusting my position seemed to stop it, not that I really minded that much and the relief was completely worth it. I peed for about 15-20 seconds and gave my hips a little shake before standing up and pulling up my shorts, the chamois catching and absorbing any residual drips. I came out of the trees adjusting my shorts which would have been obvious to anyone walking by, swung my leg over the bike and continued my ride feeling very naughty. 

Those long bike rides are always great. But, it seems those stops out in nature are always the best part.

For me, you giving that little extra hip shake puts it over the top. 

On 5/24/2022 at 1:42 AM, Alygal1331 said:

Visited some family for the long weekend, and ran into some troubles on my trip back. There were major floods last year in my region, and they’re still repairing the highways. Combine that construction with long weekend traffic, there was a ~3 hour delay. 
 

I had grabbed a large iced coffee before I left. I also had a 1L bottle of water with me. I had been a bit thirstier than usual and drank the majority of my water + my entire iced coffee before I knew it. I started to feel a bit of pressure and realized I would have to stop before I reached my destination (which was still a few hours away). I knew the next rest stop was about 20 min away, and knew I would have no problem holding it until then. 
 

The only problem is that I hit major construction congestion which brought us to a dead halt. After 30 minutes of inching along, I was desperate and wiggling in my seat. 
 

Both sides of the highway were full of cars and there was no cover in sight. I was desperate but hoping the traffic would clear up. After about 10 more minutes it became clear that it wasn’t going to clear up. I hit a bump and a little spurt escaped me, and I knew I needed to pull over now or else! 
 

I pulled over on the right shoulder and opened my passenger door and my back door, then pulled my jeans and damp panties down and squatted. The piss gushed out of me before I was even completely in position and I got a little on my jeans (oops)… the relief I felt was incredible. It went on and on for what felt like forever, and I knew the dozens of cars inching by me definitely knew what I was doing. 
 

It’s been a while since I’ve been that desperate or pissed that volume, I forgot how amazing it felt to let it go! I think I’ll be trying that again on my next roadtrip 😏

Aren't road trips the best for desperation. Long hours behind the wheel and all those drinks you have to keep from getting too thirsty start to take a toll. And, if there's road construction...!

More than once I've been known to pull over to the side.

18 hours ago, Vassal said:

It's a common thing to hear from long distance hikers, women especially, that they hate being back in civilization because they can't pee anywhere they want. I know my bladder goes feral and it's all I can do to not piss in my shorts when I decide to pee.

Looking back, I now realize why so many women looked forward to go hiking with me.

And, I thought it was because they enjoyed my company. 😆

21 minutes ago, sd91 said:

Simple kind of question really but one I've been curious about for a while. Do you think there are some people that enjoy/prefer peeing outside, in public, or just anywhere that isn't into the toilet bowl? BUT it's entirely non-sexual. For example they prefer to pee in nature because it's liberating or a nature related reason, or a wee in an alleyway is actually fun.

I am specifically excluding people who pee outside out of necessity or convenience AND they are not interested in the kink, fetish, or take anything sexual from it (though I'd be interested to hear if any women have tried the pee-gasm that aren't into the fetish too. I have wanted to ask friends about finding peeing outside fun, and if they've tried pee-gasm'ing, but I don't want to be outed/king shamed as I already push it as it is...

I've hiked with literally hundreds of people, both as part of a group as well as one on one. It's probably been with more women than men, certainly so among the latter category.

While most all would pee outside for convenience or necessity, I found a not so insignificant number would do so because they found it and liberating. Many times they'd bring along an extra water bottle or two and drink more than what was necessary just so they could make a couple extra stops along the way.

On 4/30/2022 at 7:22 AM, Maclir said:

More sailing photos...

I think I remember seeing a few of them on the docks in Taz. They looked a bit more disheveled then, like they'd gone through a gale in the Bass Straits. 😉 

I didn't know there was a certain pee pee girl look! 

But, yeah, now that you mention it. 🤣 (Of course, I have a very vivid imagination!)

46 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Apparently my job is full of piss fetishists!

Based on personal observations, I'm pretty sure they're a lot more common than you might think.

You gotta love nature! 

Your day sounded just about perfect, except maybe for the getting lost past. But, even that turned out to be a blessing in disguise when you got to enjoy a well-deserved wee in relative privacy.

And, you weren't the only one who got a tingle from your encounter with nature. It makes me wish I'd gotten out on the trail earlier today.

On 4/13/2022 at 1:58 PM, puddyls said:

i've been admittedly a little lazy down there lately. 

Must be difficult keeping it from growing like crazy when you keep it so well-watered! 🤣

1 minute ago, Eliminature said:

Now, get to clearing that prostate so you can be long lived too! 😉

How did you know I was just about to? 🤣

9 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

A perfect scenario for me: 

Returning the fluid I have drunk back into the parched earth, watering a tree and grass and helping them to grow and produce more oxygen for our overheated planet.

Meanwhile, my husband snaps a photo which I upload to this website. A male urophile masturbates to it and the resulting ejaculation makes him happy and his prostate healthy.

A female urophile frigs to it and orgasms. Her blood pressure is lowered, she is full of happy feel-good brain chemicals and her quality of life od improved. Both she and the male urophile live longer as a result. All through me emptying my fluid into the greenery...

You do such good for the planet. Hope you'll be around for a very long time.

10 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

I love releasing a powerful pee outside. The force of the stream gushing from my bladder, my bladder getting lighter and lighter, the possibility of being caught by a urophile who would be aroused by it, the reversal of the expected: a woman peeing standing. Bonus points if I can pressure wash something, fertilise greenery or water flowers with my long, forceful stream. I love the idea of doing good by relieving myself outside. I find that so arousing. 

I, too, love releasing a powerful pee outside. Almost all the same things you say, I find so arousing.

Bonus points if I'm joined by a woman who enjoys to pee standing and we get to cross streams.

On 3/27/2022 at 12:57 PM, Eliminature said:

As a kid, my parents would dig me a hole at the beach and sit me over it for a wee.

 

On 3/28/2022 at 11:11 AM, Alfresco said:

I agree with the option of going to a pebble beach.   Lots of fun to be had and no sand to get where you don’t want it.

@Eliminature Maybe when you go there you can build yourself a pebble potty and sit on it like you did when your parents dug a hole, then placed you on it. While it's probably not as much fun for you as standing, it could be an interesting change. And, I imagine it would make quite the nice tinkling sounds from you watering the stones once again.