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Working on a ambulance sometimes you get busy and don't have time to pee. The other day I transported a patient to a hospital in another city. I was working with a cute female co-worker. After leaving that patient we had to go back and transport another to the same town. I noticed that after our first call my partner didn't stop to use the restroom. After dropping off our second patient My partner said "Let's go...if I don't find a bathroom I'm gong to pee in my pants" Down the hall we found a bathroom and she dashed inside and shut the door. Coming out she said "Boy I feel so much better" M

Welcome to PeeFans. Hope you find something you like here Wetman

Big Gulp LOL

Pre soaking my clothes before washing them

The wife and I decided to have a clear-out and have put all our dogging gear on eBay. We haven't had any bids yet but there's thirty four people watching.

"You need a job" said my wife "I got a job as a puppeteer !" I exclaimed "How did you do that?" asked my wife "I had to pull a few strings" I replied........

I just read "100 things to do before you die" and was quite surprised to see that 'shout for help' wasn't in there.

Just seen 2 blind men fighting in the street. You should have seen them run when I said my moneys on the one with the knife...

History's top 10 times for appropriate use of the F-word 10th - "Scattered fucking showers, my ass!" - Noah, 4314 BC 9th - "How the fuck did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC 8th - "You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566 7th - "Where did all those fucking Indians come from?" - Custer, 1877 6th - "It does so fucking look like her!" - Picasso, 1926 5th - "Where the fuck are we?" - Amelia Earhart, 1937 4th - "Any fucking idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938 3rd - "What the fuck was that?" - Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945 2nd - "I need this parade

I rang my wife last night. 'Hello luv, I've spent all my money'. 'Silly boy' she replied, 'what did you spend it on?' 'Well, you know that jewellery shop with the diamond necklace you really liked?' 'Yes!' she replied, getting all excited. 'In the pub next to that.'

I read a book last night called Great Expectations. It's not as good as I thought it would be.

My wife said, "You've never hold the door open for me." I said, "What about the time you threatened to leave."

They say one in every seven friends have a gambling addiction. My money's on Dave

There you go. Push away LOL

The wife was having a go at me. "Life's just one big joke to you, isn't it." "I don't know what you mean. Sit down, luv, and let's talk about it." That's when I pulled her chair away.

My neighbour has a really bad case of Tourettes... I found this out when I was playing my trumpet at 3 o'clock this morning..

Before i went to work Me and my wife had been arguing for some time, when i got back there was a note on the TV, it read i'm sorry its not working, so im leaving.. But i switched the set on, its a perfect picture....

I bought a book on eBay called, 'How to scam idiots on eBay'. That was 3 months ago, and it's still not arrived yet!

i went to the Doctors, he said "can you stand over by that window please and stick your tongue out?" I said "why doc?" He said " I don't like the man over the road".

A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath, he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts? "No," he replied, "Arthritis."

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Prostitute, new to the game was told by her pimp "No sex for the 1st 7days, just wanks". She asks, "Why only wanks?" Pimp says "Union rules, you gotta work a week in hand"

Filled a glass with my morning pee. Did the glass hold it all ? I'll let your imagination figure that one out hahaha Wetman