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"Sir, can I ask how you plan to vote in the upcoming election?" "Sorry young lady, I have people to see and places to pee, SO unless you are either of those; I need to go!" "I could be the second one if you are willing to listen for a moment..."

So, me again. I am thinking I need to give myself a name, I am open to suggestions, the only thing I can create right now is "Hopeefully," which is not great. Anyway, I was able to pee in public again. I might finally be getting the hang of it, to go whenever I want. I always knew it was about confidence and learning how to be safe. The weekend was fun, because I had a friend with me this time. She is not supportive of my "hobby" but she will not stop me, and even gives me opportunities to do it. We had gone to the old district for some indie shopping, but that is enough about the boring stuff

Being an amateur adventurer, I still need to do menial tasks to build my skills before taking on more advanced quests. The local tavern asked me to rid the building of oversized rats. I journeyed into the basement and fought several other creatures besides just the rodents. Winding through more rooms than expected, I found a door locked with no way to proceed. I noted the location as I would have to return through the chamber to collect my reward for completion. One of the beasts had a rusty key that I looted. Upon finding the correct area again, the rusty key worked in the lock, I entered exp

"I seriously hate taking my new boyfriend's dog for a walk..." "I thought you liked animals?" "Oh Yeah! The pupper is super sweet, well behaved, and all that. It is just getting to see it go pee on the street with people passing by makes me really jealous that I can't do it too."

Hello again all. I know I just wrote recently, so I hope you're not getting tired of me. I just had my best session yet though and had to share. I am currently on a trip, out of state. I was just planning on going a couple of times in "safe" places, but to do that I needed to be drinking fluids. I had gotten bored of water and decided to go across the street to a mini-mart and get a sports drink. It was cheaper to buy off the shelf instead of the cooler and since I was at the hotel, there was an ice machine on every other floor. I think you might know where this (and I) is going. I got my drin

Was that intended for me, the character, or both? ^<^

Not sure if anyone really remembers me. Last time I wrote was almost a year ago. I was just beginning to get comfortable peeing inappropriately. For a refresher, I had an experience peeing behind a grill in a department store, then the day after some fun with a thermos at a sporting shop. I've still been trying different places, but nothing as interesting as my first breakthroughs. I came back to talk about a good one that happened last week? Let's just call it the other yesterday. I was at a mall outlet and in a low-end clothing store to boot. I mean walking through the racks everything looke

(4th Wall: I'm going to turn this into a Wet Carpet post.) "Hey honey?" "HMM?" "I just found a listing for a an 'AIR B&P' in the area for our trip." "B&?? Bed and what?" "Well according to the listing, P for Pee. Like urinating. Apparently you can rent the room and pee anywhere." "That sounds interesting. Let's contact them for more info."

"Hey Mom, I really need to pee." "Perfect timing! I was thinking the same thing. Let's grab these clothes and head to the changing room. We can get both done at the same time." "I've wondered why they don't put a floor drain in there anyway. If you're taking off your pants, it just makes sense to take a leak too."

A few weeks ago, I was invited to an impromptu orgy. That's not to say it was unplanned, no it was invite that was unexpected. I had some acquaintances through friends and they sent me a random note one day asking if I was interested. They were really polite, letting me know there was no problem if I declined. As it turned out some of the initial attendees got ill (just a common cold), so there was a free spot to fill if I wanted. I appreciated the joke, and as you might guess, I decided to try it out. Everything was well organized, you choose what level of interactions you were comfortable wi

Fine, fine, fine.... Since we are all sharing embarrassing stories, I guess it is my turn. A few years ago on Black Friday, we were shopping after lunch. We had just left one store and were headed to the next when the need to pee started. I just figured it would be fine until we got to the next store. Then we got stuck in traffic, for an hour. I was still doing okay, nothing to panic about, until we got in the shop and the bathrooms were locked for repair. Apparently there had been a bit too much use during the "morning rush" sales, and two of the toilets overflowed, and then the last one gave

While doing a documentary on wine production in France, we were given access to a very exclusive high-end winery. We learned a lot of their secrets simply by observing the process involved. As a result, we were only allowed to talk about certain things to maintain the privacy of the vineyard. Since the allotted time has passed on the Non-Disclosure, I can now talk about what I observed. During the fall when the harvest was the heaviest, they would crush the grapes from morning to night constantly. This was still a classic procedure and done by the women with their feet. We watched them prepare

I know it is not the right season yet, but I want to tell you about our family secret for fire roasted yams. We set the leaves, get everything going, the embers have to be just right. Now the key to that special flavor that everyone loves is simple, when the yams are almost ready, right after they split open, you are going to pee on them. The liquid will get absorbed into the center and enhance the taste with just the right amount of saltiness. It also helps to put out the fire!

"Hey, you know the other week when I urinated in that French horn at the thrift shop?" "WHAT!?!" " I was there again the other day and it looked genuinely repentant, so I bought it. I'm learning to play now." "So everything worked out... alright???" "Well sorta, I still have to punish it now and again when the notes come out wrong." "I... You~ BUT? O... K........"

I walked into the girl's restroom the other day. The reaction was pretty expected. "Sempai! Why are you here?" "Hey look over here! Watch me pee for you!" "Sempai, you want a blowjob?" "Not from you, he wants me to do it!" "As if!!" Then Kiko asked the right question, "Are you here to relieve yourself too? If you like I will be your urinal." ..... and she was, while the other girls watched with jealousy.

"Caught me mum taking a gash on the carpet the other morn." "Yeah, how was it?" "She told me to slag off and give her some peace. Then she threw her knickers at me." "Remind me why you still live at home?" "Because a bloody flat cost more than I make!"

"I swear, sometimes I think I am the only person that doesn't pee in the shower. What is wrong with people??" "Oh! I don't pee in the shower either." "Finally, a rational person." "Right? I just go on the floor before I get in." *facepalm* (ALT) "EXACTLY! What is so hard about going before-hand?!?"

"So glad they wrapped up the meeting when they did. Any longer and I was going to climb up and pee on the conference table." "You probably should've, it would have made it a lot more tolerable to be there." (ALT) "What was stopping you? The other three girls already had, no one was going to say anything after that."

"Mom where is my 'Piss Chug'? We're going to a movie and you know I can't sit for two hours without it." "It's in the dishwasher baby, but it's clean, so you can take it with you." "Thanks, Still trying to get used to the two gallon bladder I inherited from you. I mean, you are on the toilet right now and it has been a half hour right??"

As a nun I pee in the church regularly. I probably need to stop blessing it for the baptismal and serving it with communion. Though, the girl's choir likes to use it before practice. So maybe it is alright.

About a year ago at a local bar I convinced a very drunk women to let me pee in her mouth. I told it would sober her up and she was just far enough gone to believe me. She immediately realized her mistake once I started. Normally this would be a silly one off story, but I have done it four times since then to the same women. I am convinced she just has a latent fetish and only acknowledges it when wasted.

I was walking through the guitars at the 2nd hand store the other day when I stopped to take a piss on a French Horn... I didn't particularly needed to pee, but I went because it was being smug and MOCKING me.

When I got to work the other day I found my boss taking a long hissing piss in my office. Normally this would be something to report to HR, but that's the department where we work. So, I asked if it was alright for me to go use her office to piss. Turns out she was in mine because the District HR Manager was squatting on the desk in her office!

How long will this pee puddle take to dry, it's been here like six months now. Yeah, it MIGHT have a chance to go away if one of us was not refreshing the supply every four hours.

"Waitress?" "Yes, sir?" "My service here has been terrible. Bring me your manager." "I'm so sorry, they'll be right over." "Hello, you had an issue, how may I assist you?" "Look at my date, she has been shuffling in her seat for 20 minutes now, on full display. Not a SINGLE person has come to get her relieved." "I' very sorry sir, we are a little understaffed this shift. I would be happy to be your personal attendant for the rest of your stay. Ma'am, I will gladly drink your urine." "That's better, we come to this specific restaurant regularly because of how well we're treated