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Pronto

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  1. 2 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

    Disappointing news...

    Close to my home is a large garden centre - quite an establishment, it’s grown from just plants to being quite a prestigious gift shop, outdoor clothing, cook shop,  restaurant and farm food store. 

    When the place opened it gained quite widespread interest for its garden themed urinals in the gents - six brightly coloured porcelain urinals each shaped realistically like a given flower. 

    Today I was driving past and happened to need a pee - the perfect opportunity to ‘pay a visit’ and ‘water the flowers’.  So, I parked up, donned my mask, had my phone camera open ready hoping to catch a snap of the room for this page and maybe even something for the men pissing page too.

    Alas though, the place has obviously had a makeover - in place of the gents bathroom and it’s cool urinals there is now just a corridor with multiple individual bathrooms ladies on one side and gents on the other. All identical, with a toilet and sink in each. Not a single urinal let alone a flower to water. 

    Who knows why they changed - certainly when it opened there were guys sneaking their wives in for a look, maybe too many guys were pee shy faced with such paraphernalia- who knows. 

    Whatever the reason, I’m truly gutted. 

    What is the world coming to???:(

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  2. 4 hours ago, Sophie said:

    When I first wake up? I'm not entirely sure. I pee just before I go to bed but I also have a glass of water immediately after and keep another on my bedside table just in case I wake up needing a drink. There has been a few times I've drank some of that without even remembering it. 

    I meant you 2nd pee of the day. Most people will have a longish pee when they first wake up, but to go for 30 seconds just an hour after emptying your bladder that seems like an impressive accumulation! Even if I had my coffee waiting for me right out of bed, I don't think it would run through me that fast. But now looking back, it appears most of your "leave for work" wees are around 10 or so seconds. That seems more typical.  

  3. On 9/15/2020 at 5:10 PM, Sophie said:

    ** From now on I will just be posting the time and the duration. It has reached a point where I'm just not enjoying doing these any more. I want to spend time with my family and relax and enjoy myself, not sit at the computer every night typing these up because I promised to. It's no longer fun, it's feeling like work. I'm sorry. **

     

     

    I totally get it! Just promise us you will share any pee that is at all remarkable from the usuals!

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  4. 3 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

    Totally agree with all of those @steve25805 - I have a theory that the human brain when switched off has a 'reversionary mode' that drives a car in zombie mode at exactly 38mph.  Could be in a village, an inner city 20 limit or a national speed limit road.  And if the person is concentrating that little on the speed limit and road conditions, are they also going to react to a hazard?

    Tied in with that another pet hate is when you see a pensioner limping with a walking frame from shop to car, like they can barely walk... to get into the driving seat.  I get that their independence and freedom is important - but if a child runs out, or whatever, do they have the physical strength to press the brake pedal?  Do they still have the competence to be in charge of a 38mph 2 tonne killing machine?

    Another pet hate - when in a filter lane situation, like the end of a dual carriageway or a motorway lane closure - the people that won't merge but insist on forcing their way through to gain one position - and never give any thanks.

    Crazy how 38 mph seems to be that magic number here in the NE USA as well, on any 2 lane road. Must be a human trait! There was a time when every single day on the way home I would be stuck behind a couple of those 38 mph drivers, mind you this was 45-50 mph rural 2 lane road with no lights or significant number of driveways or other hazards along the way. Brutal part was the 10 mile stretch of no passing zone. When you finally make it to the solo short passing zone and get around the road hog(s), there is a 25 mph flashing school zone just a couple of miles ahead. I would slow down to near 25 mph, and what do you know the same jerk is right on my bumper still trying to do 38! And this was every single day! It got to the point where I would slow to a crawl on purpose (staying literally at <25 mph through there) simply as payback for them delaying me getting home for the past 10 miles. First world problems I know. 

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  5. 4 hours ago, UnabashedUser said:

    In the US a Snapple drink bottle has the extra wide mouth and works for me. Also an empty Final Touch fabric softener bottle which also features a gasketed screw on lid that's water tight . Truckers swear by them.

    Yeah and some of the Gatorade bottles...unfortunately these things aren't always planned. 😞

  6. 1 hour ago, Merkus said:

    Speaking on the feeling of air on the privates. I love the feeling of being naked outside and emptying my bladder. That has to be one of my favorite experiences to partake in. You cum often when you pee? That’s really hot! 
     

    ive learned a lesson when I was younger not to stick my cock in a water bottle when I have to pee while on the road. I once started to get hard from the experience and I had a moment where I thought I was gonna be stuck on the bottle. Now just the tip goes to the hole lol

    Hahaha I learned peeing in a water bottle while driving is a lost cause for me. I can easily get it in the bottle when standing up, but there is something about the angle when sitting in the drivers seat where I just couldn't get a good seal around the tip of my cock. End of story, it ended up spraying all over. It was late so I didn't bother cleaning up until next morning, that wasn't a good time though!

     

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  7. 2 hours ago, Sweets said:

    Not intentional.  I always find farting embarrassing.   Probably stems from child hood.  Kids would always laugh and make fun of the kid that farted in class.  Luckily that wasn't me.  You never wanted to be the kid that other made fun of.  

    Nothing to be embarrassed about! Holding it in is unhealthy!

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  8. 10 minutes ago, Gramps61 said:

    That's what I was kind of thinking....taboo factor, possibly even skewing the stats for both sexes.  I know for me I've had this fetish for decades and I kept it hidden and secret for decades for that very reason until just recently.

    A imagine a lot of it comes from just being mothers where "potty talk" becomes a normal just a regular part of their existence and humor at that, but then again I notice this from non mothers as well. 

  9. Could just be me, but it seems a lot of women these days have bathroom related "interests" or perk right up whenever anything bathroom related is discussed. Now it's a given most of this could be nothing more than that and not fetish related by any means, but it sure does make you wonder if it's not far more common than is disclosed simply due to shame and the taboo factor. 

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